Any other other aussie robots here.

>>39017550
Me, Centrelink dropped me a very long time ago so now I'm trying to make it as an e-celeb to live the NEET dream.

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>>39017592
hows that going mate

>>39017738
Slowly getting there, but still a long way to go.

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>>39017550

who /queenslander/ here? Listening to music and feeling sad because I haven't had a relationship in 6 years

>>39017550
Me lad. Leaving the country in like a month or so and never coming back.

>>39018297
Where to lad?

There's no such thing. Almost all of you are normalfags.

>>39018317
Korea. Got a job there teaching English and a GF to go with. I can't stand this slowass internet anymore.

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>>39018412
easy there big fella

>>39018412
Enjoy the impending nukes when Kim and Trump throw a temper tantrum at one another lad.

Im a kiwi

>>39017592
Hey me too cunt, what outlet are you using and what's your shtick?
>>39018165
Right here cunt, reppin in from work. Sunny coaster.

Anyone wanna meet me in Sydney CBD and go to a bar? I'm a 23m neet virgin with severe social anxiety, never been to bar because I'm too nervous

>>39018837
Im half asian myself. Not wasting any good genetics.

>>39019241
Literally couldnt care less. I cant stand it here anymore.

Is it true Australia is the normiest place on the planet?

>>39020179
In the cities yea, the rest of it is bogans, psycho rurals and abbos

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m*lbournian here

>>39020223
Fuck off back to india

>>39020223
north south east west?
???

>>39020233
actually I'm one of the 12 people in this shithole that isn't a chink, sudo, wog, poo or muslim

>queenslander
>couple hours outta brissy and twoomba
>no car
>28. My power swells within
>unemployed
>never go out, never partake in social events
>life consists of digital entertainment and leaving only for food

We're a fairly normie country by necessity. While its a big ass country so much of it's more or less uninhabitable. there's a reason most of our society is clustered near the coast. Anyway fuck these threads, when they go anywhere at all it's all Sydney fags like >>39019604 trying to make pity party hookups and drug deals happen

>>39020272
inner east

daddy's got money

>>39020313
kew
daddy is a dead smackhead

>>39020309
Hey man, it's your bro from the last thread. What's shakin man?

>>39020340
canterbury myself
at least your dad doesn't hate you and is actively trying to kick you out

>>39020309
Stop bullying me idiot you're just jealous you're a poorfag otherwise you wouldn't be living a poverty city. My parents are both lawyers and I live in a big house worth 4 million dollars faggot.

>>39020408
damn sucks
how old are you? where would you go if he kicked you out?

>>39020458
23, probably could convince this legitimately autistic guy I know from high school to let me stay at his place, otherwise I'd have to move to that shithole darwin and live with my brother

>>39020444
and yet I'm not the one with meme anxiety, cucko. I can go outside, I can interact with people and not shut down. I might be trapped in this small town hell but I'm still happier and better off then you. All that money won't make you less pathetic.

>>39020350
I may not be the same anon. Either way not much. Just skyrim until wow 7.3 or warframe Edilon drops

>>39020621
Ahhh I thought you were the guy from a while back; I'm the anon from Esk.

>>39020774
get fucked asio

>>39020621
>never leave your house
>happy
sure thing pal

30 y/o HHKV 12+ year long NEET shut-in here, never had friends let a lone GF.

Can't get job because no license or car, can't be around crowds so can't use public transport, never had a job, I'm 100% unemployable, and I've been diagnosed with a severe mental disorder. Tried online university but that failed because I can't concentrate for long. The psychologist says shes seen people similar to me, but not as bad in regards to it impacting on ability to function.

Getting my mental health report from my doctor & two psychologists for disability application in a few days time.
None of you besides maybe 1 or 2 are even robots.

>>39017550
asdpjfa fuck me in the butt

>>39018412
I did that for two years, it's fun. /r/TEFL has a discord. You should join it.

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>>39018412
Nice im going to china. Im done with Australia too. Absolute trash.

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>>39021630
Does anyone have an update on this guy? How's he doing? He seemed to be sweating bullets over the prospect of going to China. I'd love to go to China.

>>39021722
That's me
https://youtu.be/wlUUFifTCho

>>39021736
Cool, I subscribed and hit the bell, I'll watch your videos. Hope you love China. It's a great country, full of opportunity.

Why are so full of junkies lads, moreso than other countries

Why is it that every Australian on this board seems to want to get the hell out of Aus? I was raised in Aus myself but came to japan to work after graduation from uni because I couldn't find a job in Australia.

>>39021824

Because they're all pussified slopeheads, m8
The aryan australians on /pol/ are the opposite to these nu-australian chinks/

>>39021824
You answered your own question idiot.

Sjjs

>>39017592
how did you get dropped from centrelink?
ive been on it for a year and am a little worried,
im starting a tafe course though so that should keep them happy for a while

>>39021998
How are you paying for it? Tafe is fucking expensive these days

>>39022103
it's a subsidized course and its only for 10 weeks, came to $370 but my job provider is probably going to pay

>>39022244
If its something like a cert 3 & belowyou can just liemand say you already have it when you apply for jobs

>>39022329
I'll keep that in mind. I'm mostly doing this as a baby step out of NEEThood though desu haha

Has lying on your resume worked for you?

>>39022417
Never tried. I assume businesses wouldn't bother asking for you to provide proof of certs and i soubt businesses knows what certs entails anyway