If you are not underage you must prove it in this thread before

I have my driving license..

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>>39018144
>get license at 16
>underage till 18

>>39016853
I thoroughly enjoyed Doom with my dad when it came out it was our favorite game before he became a massive faggot

>>39016853
today i went to the stock market and did a business

>>39016853
i love fishing

i find joy in reading the newspaper

>>39016853
In 2017, I think it's "Do you remember 9/11"

>>39016853

Well... legends of the hidden temple was the shit...

Go red pumas and shit.

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>>39018272
I turn 19 tomorrow and i don't remember 9/11

>>39018163
A license has your birthday though

>tfw fapping to girls younger than you

I don't feel any different than i did when i was a teenager. I still want to do dumb shit. I still want to have fun. It's just, it wouldn't be socially acceptable. That's the only thing that is holding me back from acting like a stupid edgy teenager.

>>39016853
I like Twin Peaks and dislike GoT and Rick & Morty.

>>39016853
I dropped uni
oregano

>>39018258
Mein neger, saltwater or freshwater?

>>39016853
I'm 6'3" and weigh 190 pounds/86 kilograms.
I have a girlfriend that I graduated high school with who fucks me every day I get home from work.

>>39018312
suuuuuuuure kiddillydid

I was in basic training for a month in 2016 before being discharged for medical reasons, and I'm entering my sophomore year of college this fall.

>>39018272
I was 5 when 9/11 happened, and I don't remember shit

>>39016853
My girlfriend is brushing her teeth while I'm taking a shit

>>39018830
What was the medical reason you were discharged for?
Asking because I'm entering basic training soon.

>>39016853
I can rent a car by myself.

>>39018852
I fainted one morning before entering when I had to get up at like 3 to fly to visit my Aunt and Uncle in San Diego. I guess I got up too fast, and I didn't have enough blood moving through me yet. I never mentioned it at MEPS either, and the thing that I kinda didn't think about is the fact that every morning in basic has you waking up very fast. Thankfully it was just a medical discharge, and not anything worse for technically hiding medical information. What branch are you joining?

>>39018272
I remember being in the 7th grade; the teacher turned on the TV and the screen was messed up.

I thought it was some 3-Mile Island kind of incident based on the garbled screen.

We went to another classroom and the only thing that was in my mind was what the fuck the Pentagon was - I thought we were being attacked by extraterrestrials called The Pentagon.

>>39018899
I'm joining the Army, but the thing is, I've been working with my recruiter for about six months to get my medical records straightened out. I was diagnosed with depression, so my recruiter worked with me to get a workaround on that. Got some relatives in the military to vouch for me, waited the appropriate amount of time after getting off the meds, got my medical records all together and organized. Yadda yadda yadda.

>>39018901
Holy shit, nigger we're the same cohort
how had you never head of the Earth Pentagon?

>>39018950
You should be alright with that. When do you ship out?

>>39018977
I didn't care or knew much about the government when I was 12.

>>39016853
i genuinely enjoy the taste of beer, i'm no longer self conscious of everything i do and don't force myself to try to impress people

>>39018272
I'm 23 and all i remember about 9/11 is my mom not letting me watch cartoons

>>39019027
I guess I associate age with brain development
I'm 28 and I have memories about the NATO bombings of Kosovo being on the news every day

>>39019046
not Kosovo, that was '99
Bosnia

>>39019062
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Deliberate_Force
so weird reading something in a historical context that I actually remember

>>39016853
I work graveyard at a gas station in california that sells beer.

>minimum age allowed to do that under cali law: 21

>>39016853
I saw The Phantom Menace when it came out in theaters, as a kid.

I used to love it, except Jar Jar scenes.

>>39019122
That's a lie, underage b& detected, kids loved jar jar.

>>39019000
In about a month.

>>39019167
No, my sister loved Jar Jar; I loved the pod racing and light saber fight.

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>>39018583
And? I was 6'3 when I turned 17. Height doesn't correlate with age.

>>39019189
That's great. Good luck in there, and have fun having watch.

>>39018272
I remember I was in third grade. Honestly couldn't understand why our teacher cared about people she'd never met on the other side of the country dying.

WAAAZZZZ UUUUUUUUPPPP

-obliginal

>>39016853
>...
Pulls one of my pubic hairs out of your mouth...

Yep... This hair is actually older than you

>>39019609
You'll have to be at least 5 or 6 to type properly.

Hair isn't that old since they always shed off and get replaced.

I have a 4-year college degree

>>39019609

i've seen you on two threads now are you tryna be the local funny guy?

I know the pain of playing pokemon gold on the way home from a roadtrip while it is dark.

>>39016853
I am very smart
24d7a8e0-1bc3-4ab4-9cee-475d80ea4dd0

>>39016853
I remember watching 9/11 happen when I was in elementary school.
I spend 6 months in the military because of conscription and as of this June I would finally be able to drink in the US.

What if one is underaged?

I have a gamboy colour, games for it, and a link cable in my "tech stuff" cupboard.

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>>39018399
my oreggano nigga