>follow someone on twitter
>they immediately block me
>>34651190
Jesus Christ, anon, how'd you manage to do that?
>>34651190
Ill follow you, anon
>>34651190
twitter is shit with the worst userbase of all fucking time and every time you click on anything it takes you one step deeper into hell
>>34651239
all I do is retweet hentai and talk about how depressed I am.
>>34651190
WAKE UP CALL
A
K
E
U
P
C
A
L
L
>>34651190
>about to reach a follower milestone
>get mass unfollowing
Why do I have to fail at everything I try?
>>34651261
you seriously couldn't design a worse website if you fucking tried
>all the forum bullshit of identity/post history/hivemind circlejerking
>except the search doesn't fucking work so you can't actually read someone's post history
>and it's a fucking "microblog" which means that instead of threads you have some fucking narcissist's blog but just the comments section
>and it's fucking 1 4 0 characters, so it's all thoughtless zero-effort shitposting
>and so you can't sit down and read it like you would a blog
>plus, unlike a blog, it's fucking "social" so you're at most five clicks away from people whose opinions and memes make you want to commit suicide by intentionally choking on your own vomit
>but also they're fucking <5 clicks from YOU, which means you can get dogpiled by either smarmy yuppie communists or retarded kekfag adolescents whenever
>drains away anyone with even a little bit of talent by promising them they can be an INTERNET SUPERSTAR (this is a lie)
>and since everyone's within reach of everyone, any new talent instantly gets snorked up by one of the cliques, so instead of being original they get to be a radio repeater for bland ingroup memes
>but unlike an imageboard, they have a name and reputation, so they can't innovate or diverge without being shat on, which forces them to conform to their fucking clique
>no rules against raids, couldn't even be enforced, which means they can force their culture on fucking everyone else, so the entire internet has to deal with their stale dogshit
>normies like it, so you can't even do anything fucking about it
>normies are harnessed as shock troops for sociopaths and used for memetic carpetbombing
>twitter is literally a machine for making people into dogshit and then spreading that dogshit around
jack dorsey is the fucking devil
>>34652049
everyone fucking hates reddit but twitter has been infinitely worse for the internet than reddit ever could or will be