>Find 4th grade crush from 2007 >Find her again 10 years

>find lifelong childhood crush on instagram
>she's in med school
>her boyfriend looks like how I used to look

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>find childhood crush
>looks qt
>more successful than me
>probably getting married soon
I'm happy for her. She didn't end up where I did.

>>34651150
>Find childhood crush
>Turns out she aged very well and has nice pair of tits now
>Don't care at all because I am a normal person and have a gf myself
>Gf was a virgin when i met her
>Childhood crush probably has had multiple dicks

I'm quite happy

>>34651150
>find middle school/high school crush
>she barely looks different aside from dyed hair
>not attracted to her at all now and wonder why I crushed so hard on her years ago
>doing OK but not particularly well
I wonder how I'll look back at my current oneitis 5 years from now.

>find elemantry school crush online
>used to be best friends
>she is now taller then me and a model

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>find highschool crush on Facebook
>her boyfriend recently died

Everything is proceeding according to plan.

>>34651182
You're weak and I hate you for that. You're a slut and normie benefactor and enabler. I would send you to a labor camp in NK if I could

>>34652522

>try to approach her

>"roboanon, I'm grieving"

>chad approaches her

>she jumps on the dick immediately, squealing in delight

Spare no heart for the foul deceptive ones.

>>34651161
SHIT that hurt me inside.
origins

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>distinct memories of being like 5 years old and "in love" with a girl in my class
>her name was erica
>we kissed once before eating lunch together
>adorable blonde qt (at least at age 5?)

>no idea what her last name was
>she went to a different school
>no way to find her

Time to kill myself.

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>>34652273
>used to be friends
>she is tall
>she is a model
GET HER BEFORE CHAD DOES!

>>34652718
hahahahaha
naive little boy
he probably already did, and if he didn't, all women are disgusted by robots, even "asexual" for them