>summoned for jury duty

I have been summoned twice. Both times have been cancelled. Maybe they'll cancel too

>>34651037
Tell them 'I plan to nullify' and they'll let you go.

>>34651037
wtf is this in thing in the US?

hahah me toooo. on fucking Monday too. Just remember Jury Nullification.

>>34651037
>tfw I live in a country where there are no juries
>tfw I want to be summoned for jury duty

>>34651235
It happens in NZ but ive never gone myself

>>34651037

Tell them you're a racist. You'll get excused.

And technically wouldn't be lying

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op here
if you get asked back for questions, what do they ask? will they know if I lie?

Just go through it and say not guilty no matter the evidence.

>>34651037
How much do they pay?

Will getting paid for jury duty stop your NEET bucks?

>>34651332
They can't know if you lie. Unless it's something obvious like "I'm black" when you're clearly white.

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>get jury summons
>postpone it for 2 years
>finally can't postpone anymore
>can't remember if I picked to show up on Friday or if I was given Friday, but either way that's the best day to get
>Show up
>sit down in the lobby with other jurors
>lady tells us there are only 2 potential cases today
>1 1/2 hours pass by
>both cases went to plea bargain
>go home
>haven't been called back in 2 years

>>34651332
Say this >>34651223
They will not ask you back after that.

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>>34651332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zkBGm1IoU