Whats the easiest car to do an LS swap on?
I'm looking for a new project and I was thinking maybe a bmw e30 or e46, wouldnt like a miata due to 2 seat shitbox and im looking for 4 seats.
pic unrelated
Don't ruin a good e30. Coincidentally, it's a pain in the ass to do because of available space and the ls1 BARELY fits.
Drop it in an e36 or e46 if you must, they're easier to work in
>>15992481
Swap one into an Rx7 and piss of the rotards
>>15992493
Youre right, however where im from you get this thing called classic insurance and tax which is basically nothing to pay no matter what engine is inside it so thats why I was considering the e30
What's wrong with brake checking?
I.know those lips are fake, but they would feel like pillows on my benis
>>15987856
Puts your car and life at risk. If you actually care about your car the last thing you want is for it to get hurt, even if their insurance will legally have to cover it.
Also if they have a dashcam you're fucked.
Also you're still fucked regardless of liability because your insurance will still go up.
They're assholes but the proper way to fuck them over is to drop a gear, slow down to let them pass, then as they start to get into the other lane floor it. Only really works if your car isn't slow as shit or theirs is.
>>15987887
You dont get your dick sucked without owning a bmw poorfag
This kills the Germans
Looks like an A5/A7 with real shitty bodykit,
taurus with a body kit
tempo with a bodykit
what do you do?
would it be legal to set your whole car sheet metal under high voltage on key press?
>>15983949
drive off???
put foot down???
>>15983985
manslaughter.
Anyone with cool Audi's on here?
Pic is My '94 S4, 4.2 V8
The U.S. didn't get the V8..
Bumping with my 2010 A4 which replaced the 2003 B5.5 Passat behind hit.
Deceased neighbor had a 2009 A8L, waiting to see what the estate does with it
>>15983339
Just a Ur s4, mines a 93.
>>15985712
>>15985745
*just bought a
Can't wait to start driving it. Wish I could of gotten an avant but they go for 3-5x as much as sedans in the U.S..
List the 5 most common cars you see on the road and we try to figure out where you're from based on the results.
>>15966386
ZAZ
VAZ
KAMAZ
Toyota
Mercedec Benz
>>15966502
>ZAZ
>VAZ
>KAMAZ
Wherever this guy is from.
Honda Accord
Mercedes C-Class
Ford Fusion
Honda Civic
BMW 3
>>15966535
Definitely a libcuck state/province
WEW LADS, RAGE THREAD TIME
SOMETHING GRINDING YOUR GEARS? GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST.
RULES:
CAPS ON
IF YOU AREN'T SWEARING YOU'RE NOT MAD ENOUGH
I'LL START: MIATA IS TOO KAWAII FOR YOUR GAY ASS ANGRY EYES. IF YOU DO THIS, NECK YOURSELF.
>>15988519
WHY DON'T MORE PEOPLE APPRECIATE THE BEDFORD RASCAL?!
ITS SUCH A GOOD FUCKING VAN REEE
I'VE STARTED A GAME. IF A BAD MOTORIST IS A WOMAN, YOU GET A POINT. BONUS POINT IF ASIAN.
PRO TIP: IT'S ALWAYS A WOMAN.
>>15988572
I get cut off equally as often by bmw driving mid management mildly overweight buisnessmen in loaner BMWs
How do people from countries that are not Germany find ways to drive fast?
It must be terrible having to obey speed limits when you have a really nice car. Are there many race tracks in your country? Are rural areas usually not subject to radar controls?
I swear I feel so lucky to live here, couldn't imagine driving no more than 110-130 on highways. The fines in some other countries are ridiculous as well.
>>15988059
>15988059
Kanker boet
I don't mind going slow. Gives me more time to get road head from your mom.
Rural areas really aren't subject to radar control, no.
on my commute home, driving down a deserted mainstreet at 10pm.
calling my uncle, going 25 mph, the speed limit.
...get pulled over?
get a ticket for operating a mobile phone while driving and here's the kicker...
they want me to appear in court?!?!?!
for talking on a cell phone while driving...really? talking? shit i could have been eating an apple and had the same amount of hands on the wheel and not been pulled over, wtf why is this even a law?
so here's the question... since the ticket says i NEED to appear in court (total bs) i was thinking of pleading innocent or something. So does anyone know if local yokel cops in suburban new jersey wear body cameras or record the audio of conversations when you get pulled over? should i fight this thing or what?
anyone been in a similar situation?
>>15985377
90% sure BS, but if not:
You deserve it faggot. I'll sit here and laugh while you get fucked in court. I hope they revoke your licence..
Why does /o/ hate this car?
>>15984903
It's ugly.
It's shit.
It's a Merc.
>>15984903
It's hideous
It's a car designed and marketed to badgewhores
It has a stupid fucking floating ipad on its dash
>>15984903
We hate everything
Get out newfag
Can we get an /o/ humor thread in here? I'm looking for "/o/ has a race" and "initial D in America"
>>15982390
im in europe and I cant find these piece of shit at all, id probably buy that junk just so i can stick an LS engine into it or some other dumb shit like that
>>15982390
>Grand rapids
I wonder if that car and this one are related at all.
https://houston.craigslist.org/cto/5806612786.html
>WAAAH! WAAAAH! BUT YOUR 1.3 LITER GETS THE FUEL ECONOMY OF A V8! WAAH!
>GET A R-REAL ENGINE, FAGGOT!! OR I'LL FEEL EMASCULATED!
Meanwhile, the only thing that isn't characteristic of a 1.3 liter rotary is its fuel consumption and power output. Its weight is that of a 1.3 L engine, actually less. Its crazy power output is a definite benefit. Its low center of gravity is another. It weighs less than its transmission, how are you gonna defend LS swaps now, much less coyotes?
>WAAAH WAAAH! BUT IT'S ACTUALLY EQUIVALENT TO 3.9 L / A 6 CYLINDER!!
BUT it weighs 150 lbs, bitch tits. Deal. Fucking learn to deal with it, and fuck yourself.
Rotaries: only available in the best handling chassis and (previously, tentatively) sexiest body style of its era. Sorry, but seriously look at all the RX7s
direct-to-air gasoline disposal system
>>15962383
In your Civic's fucking face, yeah
>>15962377
>best handling chassis
sorry, that title belongs to the skyline GTR (32)
it proved itself in an actual motorsport application to SHRED all competition it came up against (including rx-7).
Have you never heard of bathurst? Where it destroyed due to a combination of aerodynamics and it's AWD, so hard they banned it?
Unlike the GTR's that came after, the 32 is forever immortalized for it's bathurst victories. It actually deserves the title of godzilla.
Also, rotaries are unreliable as fuck. Enjoy premixing oil and fuel.
post guilty pleasure cars
not even guilty 2bh
>Be me.
>Boss asks to make a delivery to another company in his BMW.
>Do it.
>Starts to rain on my way back.
>Going the speed limit because boss's car.
>Hit fucking pic related (Note that it's not a drainage grate, just a fucking sheet of metal).
>Feel car losing traction and oversteering.
>OH shit!
>Apply countersteer
>Lift off the throttle a bit
>Not doing shit
>Not feeling the road or the tires anymore
>Bump the rail
>Car does 360
>Car finally stops as I sit there wondering if that just really happened.
Luckily for me it was just a busted headlamp, and some scratches on the bumper.
So I assume this was hydroplaning? Can this shit be corrected so your car doesn't just do whatever the fuck it wants?
>>15988205
Tell your boss to not have shit tires.
>>15988205
Wider tires or tires with less tread plane at lower speeds. Once you're floating, physics takes over.
>>15988205
Sounds like the traction control panicked when you hit the plate and it detected slip and when you hit the concrete again it panicked again because there was a sudden change in traction and it gave up and left you to it.
I want to be responsible young adult, delay my gratification and get this clean 1996 Honda Accord I found on my local craigslist.
Things is I'm scared it'll get stolen even though I live in a middle class suburb in New England.
Is this a stupid thing to worry about even though I'll have insurance? Like it is literally the most stolen car in the United States.
Pic Related.
>>15987945
car alarm, fuel cut off?
transponder key?