Hey /mlp/, let's have fun with google trends. See the sort of shit we can pull.
For example, the steady rise of pony porn we're responsible for (and that finland loves).
https://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=mlp%20porn
Or our board's decline.Or that Twilight And Pinkie pie gives Flash sentry and cheese sandwich as #2 associated requests.
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https://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=Lauren%20Faust
>That associated subject
Wat
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How about "When will the McRib leave for good"?
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Huh, never noticed that globe before. So I guess the planet the Ponies live on isn't dominated entirely by Equestria if we extrapolate from the inconsistent lore and background details.
Let's speculat about what other land masses and their inhabitants exist on the planetbefore the movie tells us and lets us down.
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>>29051651
>thread about actual show discussion
>0 replies, page 8
>anon filly thread
>400 repliesplease clap
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>>29051651
That map on the bottom is a bit hard to read.
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>>29051651
First we need to know which continent Equestria is.
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A buzz of excitement swept over the coastal town of Bray-jing. A well-renowned captain, a coarse old mare called Bee Holder, was rumored to have come upon a sea chart that can navigate one's ship through an expansive outcropping of rock and coral floating out in the South Nandian Sea: The Ribcage. The Ribcage impossibly floats out in the open waters, many miles wide, deep and long, and its turbulent waters chew apart ships and their crews faster than frenzied seaponies. Within the Ribcage supposedly exists ancient, majestic islands untouched by explorers' greedy hooves. If true, each of these islands could be home to untapped veins of precious metals, groves of exotic animals and possibly even sites of powerful magic.
Bee Holder and her crew remained in hiding for weeks while preparing for this voyage, given that many covetous seafarers have been on the hunt for them and the map. The only reason you know so much about this is all because of a riddle that Bee Holder placed on the town noticeboard. Anyone who was able to solve the riddle, she wrote, was free to join her crew for this voyage. One way or another, you were the only ones who managed to figure out the riddle before the deadline.
The answer of the riddle was directions to a local tavern, and a password to be let up into the attic. On the day of the meetup, it was there you met one of Bee Holder's crewmates: A sassy purple dragon named Bent Scales, the crew's singer. It turned out that Bee Holder needed some replacement "bullet shields," because a few crew members suddenly came down with bad food poisoning the day before and needed to be replaced. Scales led you out back to an abandoned shipyard, where the rest of the crew had been hiding. There, you met Bee Holder, and were welcomed aboard her new ship, the Beesting.
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>>29051149
http://pastebin.com/w7vFkeLu
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http://pastebin.com/HZDtCp5g
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So who is the father.
It could be anybody except shining armor, discord, mr cake or the flim flam brothers
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>>29048475
preferably me
i would also be willing to get cucked by futa twilight though
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>It could be anybody
>Except these 4 specific ponies + Discord
Flutterfag is fluttermad
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>by futa twilight
>not futa glimmer
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>"Yea so like..."
*Munch* Munch*
>"What exactly is the point of this movie again?"
>"I mean it's kinda boring."
>"You know what we should have watched?"
>"We should have watched like the sports network or something."
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>>29044765
It was 2deep4u Dash
Besides hoofball is only interesting when the Yaks team starts a riot.
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I-it's about the hardships of indie developers and what it takes to try to be successful while making video games...
We can watch the sports channel if you want dear... and when we're done you can peg me in the ass again tonight and make me sleep on the floor as per usual while calling me your worthless little bitch slut that's only good for fucking in the ass. It's not like that's anything out of the ordinary for us is it dear ehehehe.... I sure love being dashies cumslut I do. Never being fulfilled. Jerking myself off in the corner while I stare at you getting horny at the idea of you saying you actually love me for once. Leaving little puddles I have to lick up or else you'll beat me again. Yup. It's all good.
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>>29045139
t. Falseflagger
>Your girlfriend's not here right now. Maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight
Response?
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Keep talking
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>>29043851
good to hear that because my GF promised me wild sex tonight
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go on.
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Why did the Princesses decide to transfer all their power specifically to Twilight?
Isn't Tirek not knowing about her a moot point since eventually he was going to find her anyway, same as if any of the other Princesses took the Alicorn power instead?
Even when it came to it Tirek pretty much immediately found out another Alicorn exists, so why didn't Celestia, Luna, or Cadence take the role?
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>watching the show after season 2
for real?
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>>29042910
Something something element of magicka.
Something something CHOSEN ONE, ANAKIN.
Something something because celestia is dumb.
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>>29042910
Because she's the element of Magic. But it still never made sense why they didn't just team up to defeat him or keep as far away from one another as possible.
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Peppermint Snowflake Thread 2016-12-10 09:11:46 Post No.29035135
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It's that time of year.
Ctrl+F No Peppermint Snowflake thread
>current month
Lets fix that
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>>29035135
wonderful memories
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Oooh my God he's so hot~
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>>29035685
>he
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Dirty Work (Thread 27)
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This is the story of a quiet, courteous and organized mare named Sharp “Twitch" Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and is now slowly patching her life back together with the help of her friendly neighborhood mob operation.
Last time, Sharp made a visit to her local police station.
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>>28961784
>>28961821
>No, you're done here.
>You take a deep breath to calm yourself, then stretch out and gather up the files.
>A sense of cool relaxation flows up and down your spine as you carefully put everything back in their proper places.
>When everything is back in accordance with your mental image, you stand up and do a few stretches before slipping out into the hallway.
>You now stand next to the top of the stairs outside Buck's office, adjunct to the hallway leading to Ward's room.
>The camera is still pointed towards the top of the stairs, and you're pretty sure there's no direct way to get to them without appearing as if you're coming out of Buck's room.
>However, if you took a more roundabout way, weaving through the offices and cubicles to your left, you think you could avoid it.
>input action
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>>29032013
Just take a walk through the cubicles. If you walk like you're supposed to be somewhere, people generally don't question you.
Also it seems that they don't make a huge deal about keeping a close tab on non-officers here anyway.
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>>29032057
Sure. We can say we were just here for an interview if anyone asks.
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>>29032013
Wasn't there somebody we were supposed to meet for help?
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Can we get another rule 63 thread? Last one died.
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>>29027934
Take it to /hhh/
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I posted this to the last thread but it died cause it was like 4am and i'm rather proud of this pic
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>>29027934
Whats with all the Butterscotch stuff?
Is it self-insert shit?
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Sparkle's Sexual Adventures
It's good to be back!
I got a fucking A on Speech. So I'm feeling good!
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Part Two Electric Boogaloo:http://pastebin.com/kHfsPcsW
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YES!
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>>29022748
Good to have you back.
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>>29022748
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You're showing Sunburst around the castle for a bit.
"And here is the library."
>You said as you opened the heavenly doors to your paradise.
>Sunburst was amazed about how many books you kept.
>"T-this is amazing!", he shouted, "There has to be like a million books here."
"Actually 986,042... and that's excluding the children's books I own."
>"I'm guessing you tried getting them to read a lot?"
"Yeah... but they don't have to. They're allowed to do whatever they please to."
>You could feel a small cringe coming from your stomach.
>You just started doing that if anything.
"Anyways the room is free to use whenever you and your son feel like it."
>"Thank you Twilight. Now Infinite what do you say?", he said to his son.... who wasn't there. "Infinite?"
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Is glimmer truly reformed?
Or does she still have a hint of badness in her?
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>>29004353
Yes.
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>>29004353
So you only ban people who shitpost about not liking reddit the horse, modcucks?
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>>29004353
I need to fucking inseminate that Starlight!!!
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Semantic Error is about a low life hacker trying to scrape by in a futuristic Equestria.
Recently Cold File has finished a Job for a mysterious client only going by the Name Wintermute, who had File steal information on an experimental medical procedure.
>Bits: 7110
From there he has also set up a lunch date with his landlord Tyra and a meeting with two potential clients after his date.
>Mr. Brown -Hacker needed for disabling bank security systems.
Followed by
>Judgment -Hacker needed for breaking into personal E-mails.
Since the start of the date with Tyra they have discussed File's family a little bit about what they like and when we left off Tyra asked what File thought of Princess Twilight.
This is where our story continues.
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"Well, I know what you mean about her being preachy. I swear, every other speech includes some kind of idealistic vision of Equestria."
>Tyra nods, "I know right, and when she starts talking about her friends she had when she first moved to Ponyville It's like she thinks we can use them as role models or something when they're not even around."
"Actually, I think most of her visions for what Equestria should be are just PR bullshit. since she had the country over-through and annex the diamond dog territories back when she actually ran the country. So I can't say I really trust her. But the way she talks about her old friends always seems just, so sad. I really think that she legitimately misses her old friends."
>"Yeah... I guess. Maybe she does get a little too much criticism."
"Well, she is kinda chubby."
Tyra cracks a smile and giggles.
"Naw but, I guess lighter restrictions on magic and cloud movement wouldn't be that bad. I mean, what if they came after something I liked, I like driving or something. I mean if pegasi really want to fuck around with clouds and shit or some unicorn wants to study some spell it might be kinda the same type of thing."
>"So you're not worried about unicorns taking over everything and ruling with an iron hoof, with their magic?"
"Most unicorns I've met don't even really care about magic. I think it's fine really."
>Your food is pretty much gone and Tyra looks like she will also be finishing soon.
>You begin to ask yourself if you want desert and what else you might want to know about Tyra.
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Do we have a reason to not get desert? Ask Tyra if she want's some before we decide though.
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>>28981665
Sure, desert sounds good. We could get something to share maybe. Has she ever had a car of her own?
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Commander Easy Glider Edition
Friends Forever #35 is due out Dec. 13th.
Old Horse: >>29046719>>29052657
She did
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Season 6 & 5 episode links
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MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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Sleepy ponies edition
Friends Forever #35 is due out Dec. 13th.
>>29040738
Previous thread.
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MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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