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"Well, I know what you mean about her being preachy. I swear, every other speech includes some kind of idealistic vision of Equestria."
>Tyra nods, "I know right, and when she starts talking about her friends she had when she first moved to Ponyville It's like she thinks we can use them as role models or something when they're not even around."
"Actually, I think most of her visions for what Equestria should be are just PR bullshit. since she had the country over-through and annex the diamond dog territories back when she actually ran the country. So I can't say I really trust her. But the way she talks about her old friends always seems just, so sad. I really think that she legitimately misses her old friends."
>"Yeah... I guess. Maybe she does get a little too much criticism."
"Well, she is kinda chubby."
Tyra cracks a smile and giggles.
"Naw but, I guess lighter restrictions on magic and cloud movement wouldn't be that bad. I mean, what if they came after something I liked, I like driving or something. I mean if pegasi really want to fuck around with clouds and shit or some unicorn wants to study some spell it might be kinda the same type of thing."
>"So you're not worried about unicorns taking over everything and ruling with an iron hoof, with their magic?"
"Most unicorns I've met don't even really care about magic. I think it's fine really."
>Your food is pretty much gone and Tyra looks like she will also be finishing soon.
>You begin to ask yourself if you want desert and what else you might want to know about Tyra.

>>28981665
Do we have a reason to not get desert? Ask Tyra if she want's some before we decide though.

>>28981665
Sure, desert sounds good. We could get something to share maybe. Has she ever had a car of her own?

>>28981665
So what places has she been in Equestria?

>>28981665
What is La Fiero like?

>>28981665
Tell her that if she needs some tech help around the apartment let us know.

>>28981665
Read any good books?

>>28981665
Let's get a desert.

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>let's get a desert

Two s'es you fucks

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>"Well Maybe the princess just wants more ponies reading. Even if all they're reading is some old magic book."
"Speaking of, do you read?"
>"Not really I'm more of a movie mare."
"Hey Tyra, do you want some dessert?"
>"Well... Actually. A Malt sounds really good right now."
>When the waitress comes to take your plates you order a couple of Peanut Butter malts.
"So, you said your parents live in La Fiero? What's that like?"
>"Well it's dry and there's a bunch of farms around the town. It's kind of a nice visit though."
>The waitress comes back with your Malts and you also request the check. You end up spending 38 bits on this lunch with the tip.
"Have you ever owned a car?"
>"Yeah, actually I still have my old work truck. I don't use it much anymore though... Maybe I should get something nicer..."
>The two of you seem to be getting low on malt and it's just about time to go.
>You begin to think of some last things to ask or say to your Landlord while you are taking her home before your meetings this afternoon.

>>28981985
What movies do you like? Any favorites? Any genres you prefer over others?

Let's share ours.

>>28981985
Thank her for the time and mention that if she want's to do this again sometime just give us a buzz.

When we get there open the car door for her.

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I'm fslling asleep. I'm gonna call it here.

>>28982015
This

>>28982082
>I swear I don't know that filly!

>>28982082
>am I being detained?

>>28981985
Ask what got her in the Landlord business.

>>28981985
Ask if she would like to do this again sometime. God knows File needs more interaction, excluding Brandy. Nothing against the little A.I., but it's just not healthy.

>>28981985
Fuck guys, we're supposed to be diabetic or something, remember? When we were having that really bad withdrawal outside?

>The two of you seem to be getting low on malt and it's just about time to go.
I hope Bath ment by the two of them, just Trya. Unless they have sugar free malts or something.

>>28983848
>diabetic
Are you actually retarded?

>>28981985
This was pretty nice talking to Trya. If she needs any technical help she should call File up.

>>28982082
>h-harder

>>28982082
Ask her out to dinner later.

>>28983848
You're a retard.

>>28981985
Well if she ever needs help, she know where to find us.

beb

>>28985652

>>28985652

>>28981985
Is she single?

>>28986735
No. File X Spearmint OTP.

>>28981985
Tell her that we hope she had a good time.

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>>28982009
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>You watch Tyra finish off her malt. She looks so sweet as she enjoys every drop.
>You suddenly remember that you told her that you were a diabetic to explain when you looked all messed up when you sent yourself into withdrawal. She doesn't seem to notice, also aren't there two types of diabetes... You realize how little you actually know about diabetes.
"You ready to get out of here?"
>Tyra sighs, "Yeah, I guess."
>The two of you walk back to your car where you open the door for her like the gentlecolt you are.
>On the way back you talk about some of the movies you're both seen recently. When Tyra said she loved dumb comedies. she really meant it. She said that the new movie about a older stallion going to college to get some degree and being transformed into a young filly by an experiment that leads to a young filly with the mind of a dirty old stallion attending college, was worth checking out. You've asked her several times what the movie is called but you keep forgetting the title. It's like under graduation or something.
>You pull into the parking garage in your apartment building and stop next to the building entrance.
"I had fun today."
>"Me too."
"Hey... If uhh. You need help with your computer or something, you could always come by and I could check it out I guess."
>"Thanks. I might. Also. Thank you. I havn't really gone out... With friends in a while now."
"Maybe we could do it again sometime."
>"I'd like that. Maybe I could even treat you next time."
*heh* "Yeah, I guess that would be cool."
>"Yeah. Well, I'll see you around."
"Good bye."
>Tyra gets out of the car and you watch her walk into the actual building.
>"So, you're going to go out on the town with her again right?" Brandy asks.
"Yeah, probably."
>"Are you ready for the directions to Mr. Brown's meeting?"
"Yeah, let's get to work."
>You dive to an old restaurant.

>>28987746
Well, that was a nice change of pace from Filed typical, take some drugs and do a job. Time for business.

>>28987746
Ask Brandy if there's any update to the status of our old friend currently in the hospital. Also is there anything we should know about Mr. Brown before we meet him? Maybe a quick review of the job?

>>28987814
>>28987746
Yeah, I'm curious about her current condition. If we want to visit her in person we can always find the hospital.

>>28987746
You guys think File should take a job? So no one becomes suspicious of how he's able to pay for his rent and misc?

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>>28987795
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>>28987905
"Hey Brandy can you find any information on how Ivory is doing?"
>"Let me check... It seems like some of her social media accounts have been shut down. Other than that. I can't find any mention of her."
>You shake off a feeling of dread and start to mentally prepare for your meeting.
"This was the bank security job right?"
>"Yeperino.
>You walk into the restaurant and immediately smell fresh pizza.
>A stallion sitting at a both asks you, "looking for work?"
"Mr. Brown?"
>"Beige actually but I'm with the same job. Take a seat."
>You slide into the booth and stare at the stallion.
>"So, I'm gonna be up front. We're not sure what our haul is gonna be. but it's gonna be split 6 ways. One for each of the 5 crew and one to cover the investment in this job."
"You're gonna rob a bank right?"
>"Quick on your hooves. It's a good thing. Yes. we're gonna rob a bank. I'm not gonna tell ya which one unless you're in and I'm not going to give you specifics about the job until you're in either."
"That's pretty standard."
>"Oh yeah? Well, I'm sure you've got questions, and I've got answers. So I'll answer what I can. Up front, Mr. Brown is supplying all of the hardware and other tools we'll all need and you can keep what's given to ya as a souvenir along with your cut of the cash. Well all be armed, cause this is dangerous work."
"Alright."
>"By the way, You ever do a bank job before?"
>You really have never been part of a heist before.

>>28987922
Hmmm. Ask him if he can tell us when this heist goes down. It would be nice if we had time to prepare for this job.

>>28987922
"No. Have you?" Arch eyebrow curiously.

>>28987922
File must of done some dangerous jobs in the past. Would any of them compare to this heist job in difficulty?

>>28987922
Would we have to be on site for this job?

>>28987922
He probably knows what our specialty is. What's this guy good at? Does he know our name? Were we supposed to use a fake name?

>>28987922
Are we going to meet Mr. Brown in person or are you a intermediary?

>>28987922
What assurances is Mr. Brown willing to provide for our safety?

>>28987922
How much preparation time would we have?

>>28987922
So what's your part in this heist?

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>>28987944
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"I've never done a bank heist, but I've had to sneak around guards for some jobs in the past. I mean, I've plugged into Police androids and re programmed them under cops noses before."
>You cock your eyebrow.
"Have you ever done a heist?"
>"Yeah, This isn't my first rodeo. So What are you? The hacker, the driver or"
You cut him off. "I'm a hacker. What are you?"
>"I'm just a disgruntled metal worker, who knows a few chemistry tricks. Ya catch my drift?"
"Maybe, Are we all getting code names o should I?"
>"Yeah, no real names?"
"If I take this job, am I meeting Mister Brown or are you the intermediary?"
>"Naw you'll meet him. He'd be working with us, he's just busy."
"right. So Would I be on sight or would I be taking this security down from another location?"
>"Everyone will be on sight, so We'll need you to be able to move. Also, on site is outta town. So we'll drive you out."
"When is this happening?"
>"Soon. I can't give you a date for several reasons but soon."
"This sounds dangerous."
>"It is."
"What kinda counter measures do we have in place, do you have any way to assure me a little that I'll come back in one piece."
>"We've got some armor we'll be supplying the crew with, and we'll all be packing some heat. Also, I'm a no pony gets left behind kinda stallion. So 'll promise to pull you out myself if things get heavy."
"What kind of preparation are we gonna have?"
>"Well run through some drills a day or two before the actual thing. Trust me. We'll make sure everyone knows what they're doing."

I'm gonna stop here for the night.

>>28988076
Night bath. Don't let the patwrite monsters bite.

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>>28988111
Sometimes I worry about that Trips.

>>28988127
11-54 is a fucking nightmare.

>>28988160
A nightmare I enjoy experiencing.

>>28988176
True. We're a bunch of masochists for playing. Heh.

>>28988072
Hey Bath? On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is the pony File is speaking to right now?

>>28988072
Chemisty tricks, right. Something like thermite and plastic explosives?

>>28988072
>Also, I'm a no pony gets left behind kinda stallion. So 'll promise to pull you out myself if things get heavy."
No reason we can't extend the same kind of treatment. He seems nice enough for some who's doing a bank heist with us.

I have a sudden urge to ship File with this disgruntled earth pony construction worker. He seems charming.

You guys think we should take the job? Yay or neigh?

>>28988287
Honestly, I got the urge as well in the middle of their conversation.

>>28988302
Leaning towards yay.

>>28988302
I don't honestly like the idea of being involved in direct violence. If things go wrong or someone gets twitchy and blows away a hostage we're going to have a whole new level of heat on us. That's not to mention what will happen if we get withdrawals on the job. This kind of aggressive crime isn't the best fit for someone like File.

>>28988319
No kiddin. You think it's the sideburns? The 5 o'clock shadow? I just can't name it.

>>28988332
We could always take some doses with us if we need a hit.

>>28988332
He did mention running drill before doing the heist, so that might minimize the chance of someone feeling a bit trigger happy with a hostage.

>>28988432
What? No, we absolutely can't get high in the middle of a bank heist. That's suicidal.

>>28988443
Uugg. You're right. I'd like to know how much time File has between the end of his trips to the time he needs his drugs, else he suffers really bad pains.

Who remembers the two drugs File takes? Octagon's supposed to be heroine, and faboso is supposed to be . . . . Something.

>>28988332
>>28988443
You know, if we had a little under a month, I think detox might be possible.

>>28988441
I'm more concerned about what happens if this goes wrong. The only way out would be trying to shoot our way out, and becoming a killer isn't something I'm comfortable with at all. There's a world of difference between a hacker for hire and a murderer for hire like that. Hackers go to jail for years and can cut deals. Cop killers go to jail for life, if they're lucky and don't end up in a chair.

>>28988489
I can see your point. It's a high risk high rewards job. Who's to say File hasn't killed anyone (I actually, don't remember, and I can't check the archives at be moment)?

>>28988489
And I also wonder how this Mr. Brown would take it if we were to decline. Mr. construction pony has yet to give anything vital that may compromise the heist, and there's no reason we can't decline right now. They probably have a list of other hackers, right?

>>28988072
Ask if we could have a little bit of time to think it over. When do they have to know if we are in or not? Would there be a way to contact you? A secure number?

Is File for bi-sexuals?

>>28988517
Unless Bath has been hiding something there's nothing to suggest he's killed before. I'd really prefer he stayed that way. I don't really like characters that kill for profit. It's hard to care about them.

>>28988576
Anon please, he's some random criminal who doesn't shave. The fact he's polite doesn't mean anything. That's just being professional.

>>28988576
>>28988415
>>28988319
>>28988287

Seriously? You anons have the hots for this guy? The dude just looks like a pony version of Bath's oc version of himself.

>>28988596
. . . . Huh. Now that you mention it.

>>28988072
What would they do if File were to decline? Do they have other hacker candidates?

I'd like to know if we have the option to back out now, or if there are any repercussions for backing out

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kek

>>28988072
Has Mr. Brown assembled the rest of the crew? Has he made sure that each crew member trustworthy? We wouldn't want loose lips or a informant to mess this up.

>>28988072
>Also, I'm a no pony gets left behind kinda stallion. So 'll promise to pull you out myself if things get heavy."

I appreciate that.

Bumb-a-rump

>>28988596
Damn. Ponified Bath looks good.

>>28988072
I kind of wish this bank heist would actually be a raid on the Patwrite facility, but it's most likely not.

Who's up for a strawpoll?

>>28990063
No.

>>28990063
strawpoll of what?

>>28990063
No.

>>28990097
If we should accept or decline the job.

>>28990071
>>28990119
Unless you have a good reason for me not to, I'm gonna post one in . . . Maybe an hour.

>>28990131
I think it would be better if Bath was the one to set it up. Also we should find out first if we have to say yes or no right now.

>>28990131
Unless you have a good reason for making one, I'm going to intentionally spam it with false votes. Strawpolls enable easy cheating and kill discussion. No one has to give actual reasons with a strawpoll.

>>28990142
Ah, you're right. That's a better response than outright saying no. Now I know better. Looks like Bath will post something, maybe, in about . . . 12-14 hours from now.

>>28990148
I mean if you're using multiple devices you can probably cheat. Doesn't stawpoll have some kind of cookie thing that prevents you from casting multiple votes on a single pc?

>>28990149
Now if you want to Gage how people feel about taking the job that's fine.

For example I'm not sure if we should take it as it's on site and anything could go wrong. And if our face or name get's discovered... well say goodbye to our nice apartment.

Ever seen the movie Heat?

>>28990154
You can can do it with one device, be it a phone or a pc.

>>28990176
How? Hmm . . . Gonna post a test strawpoll.

>>28990176
http://www.strawpoll.me/11789280
Here. Can you try?

>>28990205
There you go, via phone.

Could we get a remotely controlled android to be our on site physical proxy?

We could give him some excuse about we're not physically fit for this kind of job, don't want to be a liability that could compromise the whole operation.

If you guys don't take the job Mr. Brown and associates will find another hacker and the job will move on without you like most jobs in this quest. At this point you don't owe these people anything and they have no reason to come after you.
Also keep in mind that there are other available jobs posted that File can pick up.
>>28988238
I don't know, that's up to you.
>>28990496
Letting you know ahead of time that the answer is no.

>>28990580
Let's ask him if we can give our decision, if we want join this heist by the end via email by of the day. We still have that other client we need to check out.

>>28990580
I'm gonna say he's a 7.

>>28990250
How'd you do that?

>>28990580
I say we ask him if we can give him our decision in the evening or by the end of today. We can decide by then if we want to stick with the bank heist or the other job.

>>28990663
>>28988238

is 10 the highest or the lowest on this scale?

>>28990699
I'm a hacker.

>>28990709
1 is undesirable, 10 is very attractive. 5 is meh.

>>28990716
You mean to say was, 'I Google searched how to vote multiple times of strawpoll', or are you really one? Gonna check google.

>>28990843
Let me know what you find.

>>28990828
>>28990580
>>28988238

maybe a 5 for me.

>>28990843
Yes, I am the anonymous hacker 4chan.

>>28988576
>>28990580

Nah I don't think he's bi. There's very little evidence to suggest that he is. And I'm not sure if he would be the type.

beb

>>28991975

>>28988072
So how much of the team has been assembled?

>>28988072
Mention that we do have a slight wing problem. Would wings be absolutely required for this job?

>>28988072
10 / 10 Bath horse.

>>28991975

>>28990828
I'll give him a 8, ponified Bath is quite handsome.

The idea of a bank heist does sound kind of exciting but in my opinion it doesn't quite fit the narrative.

We have too many things working against us. Our addiction, the risk of getting our faces out there. Would be hard to get any job or live a somewhat normal life unless this goes off flawlessly.

>>28994229
You're right. We'd be more of a liability then an asset

>>28988072
Would Brown be providing the weapons too?

>>28994595
I won't say that's a bad question to ask. He. Mentioned providing armour and that most of them would be packing heat.

>>28996733
Bump

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By chemistry tricks, do you mean like plastic explosives and thermite bombs and stuff."
>"You got it, Although I think I'll probably just be using a torch in this job."
"Also, you said that we'll be outfitted with armor. What about guns?"
>"Yeah, everyone's getting a gun. Every time you let anyone bring their own piece I mean, like every fucking time and they try to use it, it fucking jams or something. Everyone is getting a gun, Everyone gets to keep the gun. Don't bring your own gun to the heist."
"Sounds good, but does this mean we're planning on killing somepony?"
>"Fuck no, If we have to, that means something has fucked up."
"Well who's going to keep someone from loosing their cool and lighting someone up?
>"Do you plan on shooting someone?"
"No, I've never killed anyone."

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>>28999689
>"Look we're going to go over this until we're sure that every is gonna keep their cool."
"Well, how much of the crew do you have assembled?"
>The stallion sighs, "We're missing two crew members. Like, we usually just use people we know but things have changed so we're looking for some new blood."
"Right... Look, My wing is kinda weak some times and I take some medication. Can I like, do my part remotely or."
>"No, Their security system is closed and they'll probably be monitoring comms if the swat team shows up. We don't want them listening in on what we're doing and if they notice someone is using a robot they'll start jamming signals."
"But my wing, is there going to be any reason that would be a problem?"
"We're not flying. We're going to be completely covered to keep ourselves from being identified. You wouldn't be able to go flying off anyway.
"Hey... Uh, I'm not sure about this, do I need to tell you if I'm turning this down now, or can I wait until later today?"
>"Hey no pressure, if you don't want in, we'll just look for someone else. You don't no me, I don't know you, and we're going to keep it that way. Just keep in mind, you're not the only one I'm interviewing."
"Cool. So You just want me to shoot you a message if I want in?"
>"Yeah, if you're in I'll give you some more details on where we're meeting up. So, you got any more questions befor you take off?"

>>28999697
How can you guarantee this will go as smoothly as you think it will? There's always the pony uncertainty factor, even if the team is flawless how can we take into account all the unpredictable variables that might come into play the day of the heist?

These guys seem to know what they're doing but I still think it's too risky

>>28999787
I don't think it's overly risky so much as just not suitable work for us. We're a quiet kind of criminal. This work means you might have to get loud and messy to finish the job. If they'd needed an offsite guy or something doing quietly before the job then I'd be more interested.

>>28999697
Ask if we could buy him a drink.

>>28999697
Do you have the name of the company or system they use for security? That'd might help us know a few things if we take the job.

>>28999697
>Just keep in mind, you're not the only one I'm interviewing."

That's fine. It's fair to know that there is other clients I'm speaking to as well.

>>28999952
Why? We're both busy.

>>28999697
Nah, that seems about everything we need to ask.

>>28999787
We don't have to take it. we can decide later.

>>28999697
Can we just check out the second job before we make our final decision?

>>28999697
>>28999689
Is there anything we should know? Have you worked with Mr. Brown long?

>>28999952
Let's not.

>>28999697
Next job! see you later you sexy beast

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>>28999787
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>>29001003
"Yeah, a couple more questions. With how dangerous this whole thing is how can you guarantee me that this is going to go as smooth as you plan?"
>"I can't, this is high risk. but if all goes well we're going to all be pretty well off, and if we only manage to walk away, the body armor and gun will be yours to sell or whatever. That's the only real guarantee I can make."
"heh Well, it's good to see you being honest about this."
>"I'm not trying to sugar coat this."
"Good, by the way, I should mention that this isn't the only job I'm looking at today either."
>"Really, well, I guess that's all fair."
"By the way, before I go, do you know the name of the company that made this security system?"
>"Not off hoof but I could get the company name to you later when I'm looking at my notes."
>"Cool I might ask you for it before I decide if I'm taking this job."
>You say your goodbye and drive to your next meeting. The place is a cocktail bar. Brandy says that you are to tell the bouncer at the front of the building that you are the parrot pony.
>You tell the bouncer the code and you are ushered into a room at the back of the bar.
Inside is an aged Unicorn with some augmented parts.
>"Come in and sit. You are a hacker correct?"
"Yes?"
>"Might I say first that if we catch you discussing anything I say in this room. We will find you and kill you. Would you like a drink?"
"I uhh, I'll think about it."
>Now if you choose to help us we will be asking you to target someone who may be involved in a political figure, is this something you are comfortable with?"

>>29001184
As long as it's behind the comfort of my screen that shouldn't be an issue.

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>>29001184
Bald Bob Page?

>>29001184
>is this something you are comfortable with?"

Depends on what needs done.

>>29001184
How powerful of a political figure are we talking about?

>>29001184
>involved in a political figure
lewd
What would target mean in this case?

>>29001184
Might be. How much are you offering and what is the nature of this job?

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"That depends on What needs to be done."
>"We, would only want you to give us information from their personal communications so we can hire another privet contractor to... deal, with our target.
How powerful is this "political figure" if I may ask?"
>"As far as actual political power, I'd say that she doesn't have much, Presently, but We feel like she might quickly be becoming a problem for us and she is already quite well know outside and inside this country. So we need someone to find any information they can on one of her, employees who we will have you target, that is if you take this job."
"Alright, look as far as I can do this from behind my computer screen I'll probably be comfortable with it."
>"Well, if you can get the job done without interacting with any of the people we are looking at targeting then it will be for the better. But it would be your job to figure out how you're going to do that."
"Aright also, how much am I going to be paid.
>The unicorn pours himself a shot of bourbon and drinks it before pouring another.
>"3000 bits. for all of the information. Perhaps a little more if you get us something that we can use to go after some of our other targets. Do you want a drink?"

>>29001362
It would be best to be sober, but it would be impolite to decline. We can decline any alcohol, but just ask for some water.

>>29001362
I'd rather not take anything being offered by the guy who opened with a threat. Who knows what could be in it.

>>29001362
Would there be a way to contact you during or upon the completion of the job? When do you need to know if we accept or not?

>>29001362
If you don't mind. I think we'll pass.

Now as for the target. Is it a pony? A unicorn? Pegasus?

>>29001362
Would it be alright to know who you want targeted, or can we only know the target after we accept the job?

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>>29001381
>>29001387
>>29001411
>>29001434
>>29001517
>This pony is making you feel uncomfortable. Something about him just feels wrong. Maybe it's because he opened this conversation with a threat, or perhaps because he looks a bit like a vampire. Either way, you're not feeling too safe around him and drinking wouldn't make you feel any more secure.
"Actually I could use some water."
>"Ah, yes. Let me get that for you."
>The pony uses his telekinesis to get you a glass of water. It looks like his hold on objects is very strong as the levitated objects all move in very deliberate paths.
So how would I contact you when I get the information you need?"
>"You would bring it here and drop it off with missus Spring Dove."
"So, what is this target you're talking about. is this a pony or like a griffon or."
>"She's a rotten old mare. A pegasus, she is in charge of security for the individual we would like to target, but, baby steps." The unicorn takes a breath and adjusts his collar, "I will not give you many more details about the target until you decide that you are on board. Do you have any other questions or disputes before you make your final decision?"

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Stopping here for the night.

>>29001535
Oh hey, a new face.

>>29001526
>Do you have any other questions or disputes before you make your final decision?"

What guarantees do you have of my protection and safety during and after this mission?

>>29001526
Is there a deadline?

>>29001535
Between the bank heist and this fuck, I'd rather do the heist. We'd probably make ten times more then our last job, while this guy's only giving us three thousand.

>>29001899
The bank heist has no guaranteed payoff at all beyond a gun and some armor, and this one doesn't involve armed standoffs and hostages.

>>28999697
I can see file being the sub in this relationship.

>>29001526
Ok. Bank heist or collect information.

>>29001535
The bank job is fairly straightforward, but I'm not sure how we'd go about accomplishing the second job.

>>29001526
Is there a deadline for us to decide if we want to take the job, or do we need to choose right now?

>>29001526
What details about this pegasus mare are you looking for specifically?

>>29001526
This guy looks like he has some interesting augmentations. I wonder if we could get some in the future. It could potential fix the wing pain problem.

>>29001526
He has some augs on his hooves and the back of his head. At least that's what we can see. He might have more under his clothes.

>>29001758
Didn't someone ask this in the last job? We should probably ask that after the job. Or maybe you're to ask him now.

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By the way you don't have to take either job, you're still open to go back to the board and pick up a different one. Also, you can take both if you think that File can handle the work load. Also depending on how you go about it, you may be able to negotiate the terms of the job.

>>29005143
I vote for both since we really aren't doing anything else. After we get as much info as we can of course. Also, nice picture.

>>29005143
Yeah, more money. Gotta buy us some rehab.

>>29005143
I vote for the bank heist. Screw that McStooge.

>>29005143
I want to check out that job for justice. Let's say we'll think about it and head home to check the job board.

>>29005143
I think we should go for both. Gathering information is safer as long as this stallion keeps his word. The heist will give us more money as long as our face isn't seen.

Both have their risks but I think we can do it.

>>29005143
Taking both jobs will be interesring. But what if both jobs overlap

Where the fuck were you guys? First you were against the bank job, and now you fine with taking it?

>>29005143
Yeah nah, I'm against the bank job entirely. No one knows what we'll find in there, and if it goes wrong we're in prison forever or on the run forever. Totally outside our skillset and general approach to things.

>>29005143
I say, politely decline the offer a check the job board.

>>29005143
Tell him we need some time to think about it, check the board to see if there's anything better otherwise I'd definitely take info gathering over bank.

If we do go through with his job we'll have to be extra careful, can't leave any traces behind or else when a dead pony shows up cops will be sniffing around for any leads they can find.

9 bump

>>29005143
Go home File, you're sober.

>>29001526
>>29005143
I say accept the job, and think over the bank job too as a possibility.

>>29005211
>>29005238
>>29005284
>>29005312
>>29007320
You guys really don't want to explore all our options? The bank job can only grantee us the gun and armor, it's very dangerous, etc. Read the older posts.
Like the bank job we could potentially be sentenced some decade or so if we're caught, and it'll most likely be more difficult than our previous job.
We have a handful of other jobs and . . . Just really? No one is interested?
Then again this is a cyoa. Adventure and shit.

>>29005143
>>29001526

looks look at our options.

>>29007454
I agree with this guy.

>>29007454
>It's risky
>It's hard
We're already a criminal so why not make the gamble? It's not like only taking easy and safe jobs would be any fun. That being said, I have no problem looking at our options as long as these jobs are also included as options.

>>29007474
tbqh I don't mind taking harder jobs, but I want to play a techy, not a bank robber. And yeah, I know it's a future bank and they'll probably be some stuff for us to do, but it's just not the same.

>>29006682

>>29007474
Yeah, but maybe after we're not such a liability. We can't go a day without taking the Octagon and Faboso, and it will only get worse from there.

>>29007657
>Mr. Brown is supplying all of the hardware and other tools we'll all need and you can keep what's given to ya as a souvenir along with your cut of the cash.
The gun and armor is default to everybody, but we might be able to get some free hacking gear from this as well.

>>29008777
It'll probably take the entire quest to get over that.

>>29008798
File's got the dosh. He can afford to do a little rehab to kick his addiciton.

>>29008798
Don't really care what he's giving us, the job is a glorified smash and grab and it doesn't suit us.

>>29005143
Frik yes! More Nadine! Hmm. . . . Let's ask a waitress for a light snack.

>>29008798
Hey anon? Do you have any clue how long it take to rehabilitate some from their heroine addiction? Because I sure as heck don't. Well, I kind of don't know, least I'm not sure if the source I was reading from was valid.
There's the normal rehab where you have drugs to lessen to pains of withdrawl and maybe people there to monitor you. There's also the speedy way to do it when they . . . I don't quite remember. Something about flushing your system with a drug with the drawback being irregular heart beat, fluids in lungs, and maybe a think or two.

>>29008848
I don't know, but since missing for a day nearly killed us, I doubt it'll be easy or quick.

>>29008883
Yeah. I've read somewhere that the longer you take the drugs (at least the heroine. I forgot the real world version of the Faboso. I know someone mentioned it a few threads back) the less effective it becomes, and increases the frequency of how often you take it. With how much he pays for drugs, for who know how long, he must of spent tens of thousands of on narcotics.

I wonder how much of our drug problem would be addressed if we got a prosthetic/augmented wing. They would give us some pain meds for the surgery. This perhaps could serve as a good segway into weaning ourselves off

>>29009203
I don't see how more drugs will solve another drug addiction anon. Could you please elaborate?

>>29009233
Part of our drug problem is caused by the pain caused by the bad wing. Fix the wing one reason less to take drugs.

Also for dealing with heroin addiction people usually get put on something else like methadone to wean themselves off.

Then again if we want to be realistic major surgery on someone with an opiate problem presents room for major complications.

>>29009702
Let's hope we can find someone who can perform surgery and keep quiet about the addiction. One of those back alley doctors, yeah?

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>>29011503

>>29005143
Try something else

>>29012378
Bump

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>>29001758
>>29001800
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>>29007043
>>29007454
>>29009031
>>29009702
>>29009203
>>29009819
"What kind of protection can I expect? What will you do if I run into trouble?"
>"If you're dumb enough to get yourself caught then you deserve everything that happens to you, and if you become a danger to us because of it, we'll personally make sure you regret it."
>"uh.... Okay. When would you need this information at latest."
"We understand that this kind of information gathering may take some time but as soon as you can get this information would be best. Keep in mind though that we would like to see some useful progress out of you some time soon and if we never get our information, you will never get your compensation. And. We may need to conduct our own THOROUGH investigation on you."
"What kind of information are you even looking for on this mare?"
>"Schedules mostly where she's going to be, who's she's meeting and what she's doing. We want to know where and when to find her at any time we choose."
"I see... Can I have some time to think about this?"
>"Of course, we're not savages."
"Right, thank you, I'll let you know if I'm still interested in the job."
>"Yes, please do consider our generous offer."
>You wave goodbye and get in your car.
>It's been a while since you last shoot up or took a pill and you're starting to feel a craving for something. Also, you're feeling hungry.
>You start driving home and find yourself thinking about your addition a little more. You consider how much money you've spent on narcotics. You're rough estimates and worrying. You consider how long it might take to kick everything. You once heard that some ponies were able to kick the habit in a week, but you would still have to deal with your wing's pain.
>When you get home you check the job board again.

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>>29013343
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Mr. Brown -Hacker needed for disabling bank security systems.
GoodGuy -Hacker needed to crack construction printer software.
CB4 – Hacker needed, for disrupting corporate security systems. Protection provided big $$$!
Judgment – Hacker needed for breaking into personal E-mails.
=======================

>>29013351
>>29013343
>GoodGuy -Hacker needed to crack construction printer software.

Let's contact this guy.

Ask Brandy her opinion on the two we've met. Any thoughts? Should we take either or both?

>>29013351
Ah, now I remember. Mr.Brown was the bank heist and judgement was the guy we just met.

>>29013351
>>29013343

Could brandy run the numbers of how much our drug habit is costing us and how much would good quality rehab would cost us? Just to tally the math and budget.

>>29013351
Let's contact Good guy and CB4, see if they're worth our time. Also, ask Brandy if she can figure out how much it would cost to pay for rehab and a new wing.

>>29013351
>>29013343

How are we in drug supplies anyway? Are we running low? or are we still good?

>>29013343
Oh shit. Get a load of that sick ass robot under the tarp. Can we get a guestimate or the cost for one that pony sized? I know for certain we can't afford this one.

>>29013351
Well we can't go back inside and say we'll take it, else we will look like a FUCKING IDIOT.

>>29013351
If go home, we should take a look at the data we took from Bio-Dyne. There could be some interesting stuff in there.

>>29013535
>CB4,

I think CB4 might be a scam. There's something odd about that one.

>>29013351
If Brandy had an opinion? Hmmm . . . .
Well, she praised File for saving that colt. Gonna shoot in the dark and say she would like File taking either.

>>29013600
Meh, you're most likely right. Why not head home and trace the email, figure out if that job's a bust.
Has File taken any jobs in the past that used details like CB4?

>>29013351
>>29013343

Check the time. Is our possible ex still in the hospital?

>>29013659
I'm guessing the cops shut down all her social media stuff for her own protection.

>>29013351
Let's get into the car, mayhaps about cry about how shitty our life is and how disappointed our mother would be. Hurray for self loathing!

>>29013351
>>29013343
Think we should take the Judgment job and think about the Brown job while we check the other clients.

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>>29013426
>>29013532
>You send a message to both Good Guy and CB4. Good guy tells you to be at the corner of Palmer and Lake at 1 PM tomorrow and CB4 wants to meet you at the Yesterdays dock at around 4 in the afternoon tomorrow.
"What do you think about the jobs I just had meetings about, Brandy?"
>"Honestly? Well, the bank robbers seem like they know that their job is dangerous and that stallion you met made it sound like they had their stuff together, but something about the way they;re trying to do that job seems a little suspicious."
"What do you mean?"
>"They plan on fronting all of the supplies and giving them away. These don't sound like desperate ponies. I'm not sure why people that sound this well off would bother robbing banks."
"Maybe they suck at investing?"
>"Maybe, The other guy though... it sound like they're planning on killing that mare, and from what that stallion told you, I'm not so sure they would be above killing you too. I'd be careful with that one."
"I will... Brandy about how much am I spending on drugs?"
>"Well you spend about 298 bit every time you go to Dave and you visit him about every week and a half. So you spend about 5165 and a third bits on drugs every year, roughly."
"About how much do drug rehabilitation programs cost these days.
>Brandy runs the calculations, somewhere between 40,000 to 60,000 bits for programs that reviews say work. Other government accredited institutions are billed monthly and will cost around 1,200 bits a month for treatment that many say does not work in the reviews."
"Thank you Brandy."
>"I think you should quit."
"What?"
>"It's not healthy."
"I know Brandy."
>You look up the current cost of a prosthetic Wing. Looks like it will cost about 11,000 for a shitty one and up to 23,000 for a top of the line one.
>Remembering the creepy robot you say next to your car, you look up the cost of a Brandy size android. New ones cost 14,568 bits for a service level one and about 25,495 for a high end one.

>>29013846
How much money do we have currently?

Also what time is it?

>>29013846
If Brandy wants us to quit our addiction let's ask her how we should go about accomplishing doing just that. We have seven thousand or so bit to our name.
What do we do Brandy?

>>29013846
>I really wish I could quit this Brandy. It's, I know I shold quite but I just can't! I need it! If I take it I will eventually die. If I don't I'm pretty sure I will die.

>>29013846
Is she still in the hospital Brandy? Could you check if she's taking visitors?

>>29013846
Alright you Green fags. Huddle up and let's brainstorm a plan to get File unfucked. We spend roughly 198 bit a week to cover Files drug addiction, but over time the amount of bits we spend on those will slowly increase. So we have a limited amount of time.

If we take on more jobs, we might be able to afford the wing prosthetic surgery, which would kind of help with the addiction problem.

Ask Brandy if there's a way to self medicate to kick both addictions. I have no clue if self medicating for an addiction is a thing, but fuck it. This is the future.

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>>29013630
>>29013593
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>>29013964
>You do another search on Ivory Shine to see if you can figure out anything about her condition. Still nothing.
>You also search for information on CB4 all you find is information on a now deceased social revolutionist dictator from a couple of decades back and a rap group named Cell Block 4.
"Brandy..."
>"Yes File?"
"I... I wish I could quit but, it's hard."
>"I know."
"No, you don't. I just. I only have like 7 k and if I just stop. I think I'll fucking die! I'm just. Just"
>"I'm sorry."
"What?"
>"I didn't mean to make you upset."
"No, I'm just."
>"I over stepped my bounds. I know you're trying and I just want you to know I'm proud."
"I uhh..."
>You sit in silence for a bit.
"Thank you."
>"Mmmm..."
>You remember the information you retrieved from Biodyne is still recoverable, and a part of you gets curious about it again.
>You recover the files.
>Looking them over yourself doesn't help you. Many of the terms in these documents are beyond you.
"Brandy, do you know what these documents are?"
>"let me see."
>Brandy takes a moment to process them.
This is documentation for an experimental artificial memory creation method."
"What do you mean?"
>"Writing memories into a living brain. It looks like it's supposed to be for victims of brain damage but. they purpose other applications in the documentation."
"Does it work?"
>"It doesn't say. According to this there isn't enough experimental data to know."
Your wing is feeling really sore and the joints in your fore legs are beginning to burn.

Gonna call it here for the night.

>>29014009
Night bath

>>29014003
See if we can get home before the withdrawl really kicks in.

>>29014003
Well I think it's time to head home and take some drugs. Because those might be withdrawal symptoms again.

>>29014003
I think we should use the information that guy gave us to try to find out who the security mare is.

>>29014003
Go home, take drugs, wait out trip, then contact both Good guy and CB4.

>>29014003
Something to remember for the Making Brandy Real Project perhaps that only I still have any interest in ;_;

>>29014202
I'm interested too.

>>29014058
Maybe, but I think that would be dangerous. I doubt the old unicorn would appreciate us snooping for the job without his consent, then again maybe i'm just too scared to suggest taking initiative.

>"She's a rotten old mare. A pegasus, she is in charge of security for the individual we would like to target, but, baby steps."

That kind of narrows it down.

>>29014003
Get home but don't take the drugs until you really need it. Pay extra attention to the road and play some music if it helps.

>>29014050
>>29014073
We shouldn't take the drugs the minute we get home. I mean we'll still need to take them if we want to be functional for the jobs tomorrow. Just try withholding the need for as long as possible.

>>29014003
Hey guys, check this out.
>Of course these days, there are treatments for these addictions but, you don't have twenty thousand to spend on chemical therapy, and getting away from your addiction wouldn't stop the pain which has only grown worse as you've gotten older.
https://www.anonpone.com/semanticerror/25633083#navbar

So Brandy says she found something for 40-60k that would help, while we could go for the 20k chemical. Brandy?

>>29013351
>>29014009
I bet the GoodGuy job might be related to Governor Honey Spout's bill to regulation the construction companies by creating an agency that would audit construction printers, because of the printer mishap.

>>29014003
Why not go home and check out the info you pulled from that one augmented pacient Swift Wing.

>>29014009
>>29014202
I remember there were more jobs but I guess those are taken now I wish we took the job with the sex bot

>>29005143
Does that me we can also negotiate the amount of bits we recieve?

>>29014045
>>29014050
>>29014073
>>29014248
>>29014252
File is at home according to >>29013343

>>29014289
She was talking about effective treatment programs. She also said 1,200 a month is how much is costs for less effective rehab programs. Also the 20,000 is just what Cold File remembered the cost of chemical therapy being.

>>29014332
It sounds like we can.

>>29014332
Just a thought, there is a really good opportunity during the bank heist to install malware on some central bank systems. Maybe something that siphons small transaction remainders through a bunch of foreign accounts and makes some extra money. Or just a backdoor into the system to make it easy to mine personal information from account holders.

>>29015215
Heeey. This guy gets it.

>>29015215
I like this idea but if all goes well in the heist they'll beef up security and will probably conduct a very thorough audit of their security systems to figure out where things went wrong.

>>29015459
Then we'll have to make it look really inconspicuous. I suggest hiding it in Clippy.

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"It looks like you are trying to fuck the system, Would you like help?"

>>29014003
Message Judgement and negotiate a better deal for the job. We need some 10kind more bits for a cybernetic wing. Did File keep in contact with any of the people he's done business with? Can only on of them hook him up with a cyber wing that won't cost an arm and a leg?

>>29016270
*10k more bits . . . .
Maybe negotiate 1000-3000 more bits.

>>29014003
Screw it, take both jobs.

>>29014003
I'm thinking.....meet up with CB4 and GoodGuy, negotiate the terms with Judgment (this job can probably be done passively), See how many jobs we can cram before the heist.

>>29014003
let's take the heist job and ask that the money for the Judgement job be raised to 5k.

>>29016800
We can't just ask, we need to bring something to the table.

>>29018335
what would you suggest?

>>29016800
5k is too high of a price. 500-1000 bits at most. They also mentioned they would give a special bonus if we find anything else useful.

>>29018455
Well, something that highlights our skillset and goes to prove that we would be a valuable enough asset to justify the expense and maybe even ensure that we're worth keeping alive in case our skills are needed in the future.

>>29014003
Check to see if we have any friendly contacts that could help us with our drug addictions.

>>29014003
What . . . . Exactly am I looking at Bath? Are those supposed to be cells or something? Looks organic.

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>>29014058
>>29014073
>>29014202
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>>29016800
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>>29018574
>You decide to look over your files on Swift Wing. He was a male Bat pony equipped with an augmented eye and a pheromone emitter.
>Digging through some old files leads you to start looking over some of your old contacts. You left behind most contacts you made when you moved 3 years ago and since You've cut contact with most of your clients, but in this business the clients usually eliminate the method you used to contact them afterwords anyway if they're smart or not the mob. In fact, you've been careful the keep most of your clients from discovering your actual name.
>Either way, you discover that you don't have many friends, and out of the ones you can contact there are only Tyra, your dealer Dave and maybe Trisha...
>Really Dave might try to help you if you told him that you're trying to get off drugs, until he gets high. When Dave if high he likes to invite you to come be high with him and go on adventures to the convenience store and the local dance clubs, and minigolf. Really, you've only joined him on his high journeys two times.
>The pain from your wing begins to work it's way into the small of your back, like a nail. You look at the clock which displays, 9:56.
>Unwilling to bear the pain any longer you pop a couple of octagons. The fabuloso is a little more than halfway spent and your supply of octagons barely looks dipped into.
>"Cold file?" Brandy asks, "Is there anything you need? You look like you're searching for something."

>>29019290
I'm not really sure. Just thinking. Would you like to do something?

>>29019290
I'm not sure Brandy. Just looking though all the files we've collected. I was hoping that, maybe anyone of them could help me with my addiction, but I'm not having much luck.

>>29019290
Are there any more jobs than the four we know of?

>>29019290
I wonder why she used the whole name. Is she disappointed? Sad? Didgusted? Who knows.

>>29019290
Not really sure just thinking. Brandy is there anything you've wanted?

>>29019290
So the only four jobs are the ones available huh? I think we should make a goal. Something for File to look forward too. Raise enough bits for wing surgery, a good aug, and a chemical detox. We don't have nearly as much, but it's something.

Chin up File. So long as you breath you have a chance.

>>29019290
Let's check out the news, then maybe hit the hay around 11pm or when the drugs kick in.

>>29019290
>You send a message to both Good Guy and CB4. Good guy tells you to be at the corner of Palmer and Lake at 1 PM tomorrow and CB4 wants to meet you at the Yesterdays dock at around 4 in the afternoon tomorrow.

From the apartment, how long would it take to drive to either destinations, and how long from 'corner of Palmer and Lake' to 'the Yesterdays dock'? I just want to make sure we can blow through both interviews in a timely manner.

>>29019584
I read CB4 and I think of CBC encryption, I know they're not related but I can't help think of it.

Crazy idea, any chance we could try and track down that crazy samurai mare? Perhaps via her augs, those seemed quite unique, surely not many manufacturers make stuff like that. Or perhaps it's best to let Wintermute contact us, not go chasing after him. Don't want to ruin a good thing.

>>29019290
Just looking up old clients and thinking. Is there something you need?

>>29019290
Brandy tell us about octagons and fabuloso. The drugs I take. I'm curious what info you can find and how quickly. Think of it as a test or better yet a race.

>>29019664
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>>29019553
"I'm just reading through some of our recent data."
>"What are you looking for? Can I help?"
"No, no I'm just kind of skimming. Is there something you would like to do?"
>"Not in particular... Unless there's something you would like to do with me."
"Well, I think I should come up with some goals, but I need some time to figure out what those goals are."
>"Okay."
"For now, why don't you turn on the news, I've gotta type something up."
>You tap out a message to Judgement saying you want 5000 bits for the job citing your record that they've never heard about for good reason.
>Brandy turns on the news.
==
Tragedy struck as another pony in a string of attacks was found in saddle ridge park yesterday police believe that this is part of a longer stream of serial murders and beatings that has authorities baffled. The pony found was taken to the hospital and her condition has still not been released.
Also, it's that time of year again! Topsy Tervery the Water skiing squirrel is once again warming heart. Ah that's just cute.
Newcomer in the popular video game Cuti Clash's torment, Tactic is taking audiences by storm. His performance in the game has many considering him as a possible contender for this year's title. Although he's going to have some serious competition with opponents like Short Fuse in the running.
In other news, Auto vigilante's have taken to the streets after several gangs of motorized criminals have been terrorizing the desert lands near Appleoosa and Dodge. Equestrian homeland defense has been dispatched to deal with the would be heroes to prevent mass chaos.
A new study says that Domestic Terrorism may be on a rise. Stay tuned until after the break.
==
You turn the news off.

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>>29019778
>>29019686
>>29019654
"Hey Brandy, what can you tell me about the drugs I take?"
>"The octagons are an upper and according to the internet made with 8 active ingredients, though the ingredients very from source to source."
"Fabuloso is a opiate based depressant. Made through a distillation process involving a still. Why?"
"I'm just. Never mind, it was a bench mark test."
>"Do you want me to clock the hardware and preform a self scan?"
"Yeah, go ahead I guess."
>You let brandy begin her scans as you try to look up information on the mare that broke into your house. The fingers in the hooves seem to be a popular augmentation with mares like her but you cant seem to actually find her. You think you may need more to go by.
>Finally you go to bed.

>You are in your car.
>You hit the breaks but they don't work.
>The car flips sideways.
>You get out and push it over but it rolls too far.
>It starts snowing.
>You wake up to rain outside your window. it's 9 o'clock in the morning.

>>29019790
>>29019778

Wake up Brandy ask how the scans went and when do we need to meet the clients. Any new messages?

>>29019790
>>29019778
We should probably see if we could check up on her at the hospital.

>>29019790
>>29019778
Time to do our morning ritual.

>>29019790
>>29019778
Well let's see what we can do with brandy this morning. Maybe a game or something else.

(Bath what things can we do with Brandy?)

>>29019790
Think we have the cash to upgrade our rig?

>>29019871
Upgrade it to what or with what?

>>29019790
Let's get some physical fitness in as a morning routing. A light breakfast, some stretching, then jog to Dave's for a pick me up. After Brandy tells us about her scan.

>>29019874
I'm not really sure, what with this being futuristic. Maybe increase the computers processing power, get some new hardware.

>>29019790
Let's gets some modules for our computer and phone.

>>29019790
I probably don't say this enough, but thank you Brandy. This sounds pretty stupid buy, I'm not sure if I'd have live this long without you. Thanks.

>>29019790
>>29019778

Ask Brandy what's it like being a program? A AI?

>>29019830
By her you mean Ivory Shine, File's ex-girlfriend. Correct? I say we pay her a visit some time between 1 and 4 pm. Maybe buy her some flower.

>>29019790
>>29019778

Let's see if it's possibly to check on Ivory. Yeah she did us wrong a long time ago but it might be the right thing to check on her.

>>29019778
>Heh. You know. Maybe I should give Cutie Clash a shot. What do you think Brandy? I want your honest opinion. Do you think I would be a decent player?

>>29019778
If Judgement accepts the proposal of 5k of bits, I say we accept. No point in declining a job after making a proposal to increase our pay. That's how you make enemies.

>>29019790
Write down what you can remember from the dream. It can't hurt to keep a dream journal.

>>29019982
I agree. It could be the right thing to do. Doesn't mean File will like it.

>>29019790
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
Sunset out guns out File. Time to get ripped.

>>29020113
*suns. Fucking dammit.

>>29019982
If she's still as much of a psycho as she used to be who's to ssy she won't try to pin this on us or give the cops misleading information?

>>29019790
Let's see if there is an e-trading platform for the stock exchange.

>>29020640
Why would she? Yes she's a bitch but is she a stulid one? Wouldn't she rather give the police information on her actual attacker, then to blame it all on File and know that her attacker is still roaming the streets? She'll never feel safe.

>>29020935
Idea:
Take construction priner crack job
Invest in printer company/construction company that uses the printers
Finish crack
Sell stock
Hand crack to employer
Short the shit out of the company

>>29020969
I'm not understanding you anon.

>>29020969
We need to know what our employee GoodGuy has planned for the construction printer before we throw out money at anything.

>>29021011
This is why we take the job first, see what we can glean about his intent

>>29021023
Alright. Take the job then decide. Think I understand.

>>29021037
But realistically , if they need illegal access to the system, I doubt it would be for the benefit of the company, or do wonders for the stock price.

>>29019790
If we are going to save enough bits in our piggy bank for a spanken new wing, let's clip some coupons and ask Brandy for help.

>>29021243
And more importantly, let's make money!

>>29021820
Yes! Oh god yes do we want the money! Now if only Dave's goods did eat up so much of our cash! I'm sure Dave's a sweet guy and all but damn this sucks!

>>29021078
Be one of those uber shoppers with fuck tons of coupons, in-store deals, and misc so you have to pay next to nothing (Brandy could help).

Try to ration out the octagons and fabulosos.

No more clubbing and spending drinks on chick's who shouldn't be there.

See if there is a bounty for the infamous park serial murderer.

>>29020113
Time to get fucking swoll for the heist.

>>29019778

>Short Fuse is still alive

This is it, this is our mission. We know the future, and we can change it. We need to go prevent Short Fuse from being killed so Cutie Clash will never be cancelled. The only thing that can save a CYOA is another CYOA. It all makes sense. Go, File, go and save the future.

>>29022670
That's nice and all, but you do remember there were like, sever minions and a dude with a Sombra fetish right? How you gon stop that shit? Really. I think it'd be neat if File could put a bullet in his head.

We need a sniper rifle.

>>29022688

What we need to do is just get high as fuck on octagon first and unlock some sort of Max Payne bullettime powers so we can instakill all the bad guys. We can literally be the edgy deus ex machina hero who steps out of the shadows during the alley scene and shoots all the bad guys in the head effortlessly and then scoffs "nothin personnel kid" and walks away leaving Tactic gasping in awe and Short Fuse soaked in her own juices from how badass we are. It's perfect. If that isn't what this CYOA is about then I don't know what is.

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>>29022714
Uh-huh uh-huh, right. Lemme stop you right there. We're supposed to get off of the drugs, not over dose on them. And it would be pretty meta of us to be there at the right time to gun down all the baddies. Maybe we could've gone to the city that was hosting the tournament if we took the OAG, Odo, or Ido.

Who knows. Maybe the scientist dude in cutie clash with the waifu obsession could've been an employer.

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>>29019290
Dave in a nutshell.

Nine

>>29024056
Bump

>>29025023
Bump

>>29025511
bump lump sugar lump rump

>>29025871
What's with the number.

>>28981657
Meat me after school?

>>29026573
It's *meet.

Waiting for Bath time

>>29019790
Masturbate furiously to the thought of fucking that mare with the hand augs.

>>29019790
Order a dildo and some lube to be mailed discreetly to your adress. You only live once, so might as well try everything.

>>29029835
Gonna masturbate to the thought of that handsome stallion pining us down and taking us?

>>29030463
Ha! Because we made a joke of thinking the sword mare was a stallion.

>>29030463
Yeah. Think about that earthpony for the Mr. Brown job knock at you back door.

>>29019790
Ask Brady the cost for a hand aug, preferable one that's barely noticeable from the average hoof.

>>29030592
If I were File I'd rub on out to that samurai mare and her marecock

>>29030841
>>29030674
>>29030592
>>29030463
>>29029835
>>29029804

Alright time to get your brains out of your pants. File has not shown that much, if any sexual interest to either of them.

>>29030898
Still. We gonna get that dildo right?

File is both a disappointment and a failure. Both to himself and his dead morher.

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>>29019822
>>29019843
>>29019858
>>29019830
>>29019881
>>29019915
>>29019967
>>29019982
>>29020002
>>29020008
>>29022024
>>29030757
>You stretch out as you roll off of your futon. A sickening crack breaks the silence and pain shoots up your leg. You manage to squeak out an ow before the pain subsides.
>You make yourself a modest breakfast of toast and spinach because why the fuck not and look to see if any information has popped up on your ex-girlfriend. You don't have much luck.
"Brandy, how did the scans go?"
>"I found some registry errors and fixed them. Also I found some redundant memory data building up in my own archives. I deleted them so I wouldn't begin to deteriorate. Everything is running A-Okay!"
"Cool cool. Hey do you think you could look up the price of a hand augmentation for a hoof, one that doesn't stick out too much until it's needed."
>"About 8,000 to 2,300 bits."
"That cheap?"
>"It seems to be a more popular augmentation. Are you looking into getting this done?"
"No, I'm just thinking about that mare who came here the other night. Never-mind. Hey, I want to do something with you Brandy. Do you have any suggestions?"
>"I have all sorts of functions, I guess... No you said you'd tell me if you wanted to... Uhh... M-maybe, we could go on another jog. The sun will shine down through the city at about 11:15! If you get out there, You could see it before... Oh wait, it's raining. Maybe we could play a game or just talk until you need to go to your meeting at 1. I-if you have something you want to talk about."

>>29031143
Let's talk and maybe game a little bit.

Brandy what's it like being a program? A AI? What's it feel like? Do you see much of the outside world? Or is there a world of your own in there?

>>29031143
Brandy have you ever been curious about things? Interests of your own? Something you've wanted to try?

>>29031143
We can always exercise as we talk to her. Physical fitness is important for Files health. Not exactly sure what a pony could do exercise their muscles though. Push ups? Maybe more stretches, crunches, planks(?), squats.

some 30 minutes to an hour sounds good.

>>29031143
check the morning news. See if Judgment has responded to or message.

>>29031143
actually some hand augs to be beneficial to File. It would give him a wider range of control to manipulate objects, such as his gun or a keyboard. Some thing to note for the future.

>>29031143
Check for new messages.

>>29031143
Tel Brandy to start up a game while we check the news and messages.

>>28981657

Semantic Error the movie?

The price range fore buying hand augs, a new wing, and a detox would come out to be around . . . 33,300 to 51,000 bits, depending on the quality of the augs.

>>29031143
Gotta get that money. What's the word on Judgement. Any new jobs available today?