Sparkle's Sexual Adventures It's good to be back!

>>29022748
YES!

>>29022748
Good to have you back.

>>29022748
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You're showing Sunburst around the castle for a bit.
"And here is the library."
>You said as you opened the heavenly doors to your paradise.
>Sunburst was amazed about how many books you kept.
>"T-this is amazing!", he shouted, "There has to be like a million books here."
"Actually 986,042... and that's excluding the children's books I own."
>"I'm guessing you tried getting them to read a lot?"
"Yeah... but they don't have to. They're allowed to do whatever they please to."
>You could feel a small cringe coming from your stomach.
>You just started doing that if anything.
"Anyways the room is free to use whenever you and your son feel like it."
>"Thank you Twilight. Now Infinite what do you say?", he said to his son.... who wasn't there. "Infinite?"

>>29022844
Hoo boy this is gonna be good.

>>29022844
Is he gonna get grounded again?

>>29022844
>"Infinite.... Come on, say thank.... you....:
>Sunburst then finally noticed his son was missing.
>He then started searching frantically.
>"Infinite!! Infinite where are you?!"
"Sunburst you need to calm down....."
>Wow.....
>Now you know how Flash feels when you worry about Nighty.
>"Infinite?! Are you near in here?!", he said while looking through a pile of books.
>"I'm here dad.", you heard a monotone voice say.
>You then saw Sunburst's son, along with your niece, Flurry.
>"Infinite!", the father called out to his son, as he for him. "I was so worried.... What were you doing wondering around here?!"
>"....I found this strange boy who was building a machine, found Flurry, met a goddess, and then led Flurry to you.", Infinity said to his father.
>"Infinite, this castle is huge. You could have gotten lost if your weren't careful.", Sunburst told his child.
>"I'm sorry.", Infinity said.
>"I'm glad your safe though.", Sunburst said as he hugged his child.
...
...
...
>From the image in front of you wish you could hug your son right now.

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I NEED TO CATCH UP SO BAD AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT PART I WAS ON! All I can remember is that twilight shape-shifted into a filly to go on a date with her son, and I don't know what part that is! AGH!

>>29022925
>But you know what would cheer you up right now?
>Books!
>You could introduce Infinity to some of the children's books you have.
"Hey Infinity, do you like books."
...
...
...
>You could see a very small smile forming up on his face.
>At least he's emoting something.
"I got a few that might be age appropriate for you.... like..."
>You then got busy searching though your shelf of Children's books.
"This one will do. This one's called 'Good Night Gorilla'."
>You didn't see Flurry cringe when she heard.
>You then let Infinity have the book for a bit.
>He inspected it.
>"..... does this gorilla have a name?", the small child asked you.
"N-no Infinity it doesn't have a name. It's just a gorilla tha-"
>"Can I name him?"
"um... sure.. what would you like to name this gorilla Infinity?"
>"...... I shall call him Harambe and he shall be my protector."
>There was nothing but an awkward silence in the room as Infinity hugged the book...
"O-..... OK...."
>"Can I read it now?"
"Sure... there's a corner for foals to read books right over there."
>Infinity thanked you yet again as he then went to the corner to read.
...
...
...
"Sunburst.... what happened to your son?"
>"He's fine.", Sunburst said defensively, "He's just a little... slow, that's it."
"I remember him emoting more than... than.... whatever he's just emoting now. Are you sure nothing is bothering him at the moment?"
>"Twilight he's fine. If he had a problem he would talk to me about."
"O-OK.... If you say so...."

>>29022967
Just search for Radiant Dawn.

>>29023036
>Be Night Light Jr
>After a major breakthrough, you are currently writing a letter to your only guy friend Icy.
>It's been a while since you two had some guy time anyways.
>Maybe now would be the best time to.
>You were about to write some more but you then notice you just ran out of ink.
"Dang it."
>Wait a minute... this could be a good opportunity.
>You then try to whistle.
>Key word being try.
>You're more just breathing out.
>OK different approach.
>You try clapping your hooves.
>Your new servant responds.
>They then come towards you.
>You're still amazed that your spell worked.
>All you had to do was change the elemental configuration to stuff like metal and steel.
>After that, you tried it out on your robot and poof!
>You got a new robot companion.
>It then finished approaching you.
>It awaited for your command.
"Do you think you can get me a new bottle of ink?"
>It then nodded it's head yes and went to get a new bottle.
>You were so excited.
>Something is finally working out for you!
>You can't wait to show everyone what you've done.
>Mom would be.....
...
...
...
>No!
>You shouldn't think about her.
>She would just invade and ponies would think she taught you how to do it.
>This is your spell.
>Nopony else's.
>So don't tell mom.
>Your robot then finally came back to you with a new pot of ink.
>You then took the pot of ink from it.
"Thank you."
>The robot then bowed to you.
>You then continued to write your letter to Icy.

>>29023163
Taking a break. Celebrating my A for a while. So it'll be a while for come back. Be sure to keep this thread alive.

>>29023036
>Harambe
Dicks out everyone

>>29023163
>Icy.
That better not be that autists OC that killed this general

>>29023190
That would be Eli.

Smol Bump.

>>29023163
>The rest of the day just seemed to fly by until.
>Nothing really exciting seemed to happen that much.
>You went towards the dinner table, where all your family and house guests are waiting.
>You then get in your seat....
>Right next to mom.
...
...
...
>You couldn't help but awkwardly stare at her.
>You really didn't want to be next to after what she pulled.
>You have to find a way out of this situation.
>You then look at Starburst.
"Hey Star.... can we switch seats?"
>Your sister then just looked at you.
>".....No....",
>She knows what you've been through... but even you know as well she doesn't really want to sit next mom.

>Be Twilight
You already know, Nighty still has a tough time trusting you, and just wants to sit away from you.
>You don't really blame him.
>But you have to think of some way to make it less awkward.
"..... So Flurry! How did you do on your exam for your spell?"
>T-that should work right?
>"Well Aunt Twi.", Flurry began to explain, "I still haven't gotten my grades back yet, because a certain Moondancer, isn't really grading it."
>"I am thank you!!", Moondancer blurted out, "It's not my fault you have shiiiiiiii----"
>Moondancer then remembered that there was a six year old foal present at the dinner table.
>"Ehem...", Moondancer pretended to cough, "bad penmanship."
>"What are you talking about?!", Flurry objected, "My penmanship is the best anypony's ever seen. Right Sunburst?"
>Sunburst.... didn't really want to be a part of this.
>"Umm... could we not fight.", Sunburst pleaded, "I mean, we a six year old foal here. He's kind of emotional for these kind of things."
>"Fine...", Flurry remarked.
>Why does family dinner always have to be so hectic?

>>29024088
>After dinner and washing dishes everyone went to bed afterwards.
>Today felt kinda hectic.
>And it would be great to get a good night's sleep.
>So you are ready to just plop on the bed and get some sleep yourself.
>As you soon as you get to your room, the first thing you seen is your husband reading a book.
>or more like looking through it.
"Flash, why are you starting a book so late at night?"
>"I'm just curious.", your husband said.
"Curious? About what?"
>"About which sexual poses you wanted to do tonight."
>You couldn't help but blush hard.
>You then remembered what you told Flash.
>You kinda promised him five sexual positions straight from the Kama Sutra.
....
"H-hey Flash. How about we do that tomorrow? I'm kinda beat, and would really like to sleep tonight."
>"O-OK."
...
...
...
>"So are you going to tell me what happened while I was gone?"
"You know what screw sleeping!"
>You then got on top of your husband.

>Be Flurry.
>You were busy creating a border out made from pillows to split Starburst's room in half.
>Star was out using the bathroom real quick, so this would be easy to make.
>But then Star came.
>She looked at what you were doing.
>"..... Flurry what the fuck?"
"I'm making a border."
>"I can see that, but why?"
"So that way I can have my side and you can have your own. Cause starting today we are National enemies."
>"..... National enemies?"
"Yes! You invade my area, you're making a declaration of war! And let me tell you, I know just as much about war as much as I know about love!"
>"....OK......"
>Starburst then started getting on her bed, ready to sleep.
"That's my spot."
>"I'm sorry?"
"You are sleeping on my spot."
>"Flurry just stop this bullshit, you're not good at it."
"You're declaring war on my country by invading it!"
>"No... I am trying to sleep. If anything, I'm just a traveler just staying at an inn."
"I don't care on your side."

>>29024255
>"Flurry. I swear to Celestia, one more peep about this, or how I'm letting you manga jump just yet, and I am kicking you out of my room."
...
...
...
"Peep."
>The next thing you knew, Starburst them flung your ass out of the room.
>"And stay out!!", she screamed as she then slammed the door shut then locked it.
>You try to get in.
>But it's shut tight.
"Starburst! Let me in!!"
....
"Starburst!!"
>You continued banging on the door,
....
"Fine!! I'll just have to see what Aunt Twi and Uncle Flash have to say about this!!"
>You then marched off.
>Heading towards your Aunt and Uncle's room to get this settled out.
>You then rudely slam open the door.
"Aunt Twi! Starburst is WOW!.... I..... I...."
>You can't believe what you just did.
>You never thought this would ever happen to you.
>You just walked in on two ponies having sex.
>But not just any two ponies, your aunt and uncle of all ponies having sex.
>Rough..... Hard.... Sex......
...
...
...
"I-I'll be out of your mane."
>You then left the area.
>You're not scarred for life, nor were you aroused like you usually would be.
>It's more like an amazing sight to behold, yet when you actually see it, it was kind of meh.
>So... you can't go to your aunt and uncle for help after all.
>So now what are you supposed to do?
>There are probably no other guest rooms available.
>You know Nighty isn't going to let you sleep with him.
>Sunburst is most likely going to say no, mostly because of his son.
>So where else do you go?

>Be Moondancer
>You were religiously watching your copy of Boku no Pico.
>You only allow yourself to watch it at least once, maybe twice a month.
>You watch as the main character reveals himself to be a boy.
>You continue to watch as the main character goes on through his sexual experimentation.
>You watch as....
>You then hear a knock coming from your door.
"shit!", you mutter out, "J-Just a minute."
>You then turn off your copy of it and put it on something, like the news or what not.

>>29024423
>Although you wonder who could actually be knocking on your door at the moment.
>Maybe it's Twilight.
>or Nighty.
>or...
>"He- he- hey Moondancer."
>Oh.....
>It's the weeabitch.
"What do you want?"
>"Look Starburst kicked me out of her room and I need a place to sleep."
"And you want me to let you sleep in here with me?"
>"Yes! Thank you Moondancer! You're such an angel!"
"Well tough luck."
>"..... Did I say angel.... no no no, I meant to say you're the fucking devil."
"I'm not letting you sleep with me. I already know you're either going to masturbate or watch trash anineigh."
>"Just because it's mainstream, does not mean it's trash."
"Oh you're right, it isn't trash. It's shit."
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q-caImkViE
"So go look somewhere else."
>"There is literally no other room for me to go to!!"
"And....?"
>"What else do you want me to say."
....
....
....
"Say who's best Jo Jo."
>"I'm sorry?"
"Tell me who is the best Jo Jo."
>"Pfft. That's easy Joseph. Duh!!"
"Actually... it's Giorno."
>"What?! Giorno isn't even a real Joestar!!"
".... Get the fuck out."
>"What?"
"Get the fuck out of my room right now!!"

Feeling a bit bummed out.
I hope I put in enough posts for you guys.
I think I got eight.
I hope you're all entertained.

This is great.

>>29022748

I wanna cuddle this little colt all night.

>>29025048
Sorry but his ass belongs to Api.

>>29022748
weenies adventures!

I find it hilarious Infinity finds Starburst hot.

>>29024631
Was your writing off yesterday?

>>29022748
Nice to see you again m80

Flurry is so much fun.

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>>29025219
>NightyXApi ship will continue it's course eventually.

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Will Api appear?

>>29028624
She did before.

>>29028624
Isn't she getting punished?

I need my green!!!

>>29029717
I'll be on later.

Smol Bump

>>29024631
>Be Flurry
>Get kicked out of another room.
>Dammit!!
>Why are ponies being an ass to you all of a sudden?!
>First Starburst insulting your intelligence and competence.
>Now Moondancer insulting you in general!
>Dear Celestia, can this day get any worse?!
...
...
...
>Well you could try the couches they can't be that bad....
>Who are are you kidding?
>Aunt Twi's couches are just horrible in general!
>Well there's only one solution left to do.
>You're going to have to sneak in to your room via window.
>You quietly exit your aunt's home.
>You then fly up to what you assume is Starburst's room.
>Alright! Time to enter.
>Using your magic you try to open the window.
>There's no doubt that Starburst lock it.
>But surprisingly she didn't.
>You open the window with ease.
>You then enter the room as quietly as possible.
>You then close the door as quietly as possible.
>You look for the bed,
>After a few seconds of searching in the dark, you finally found it.
>You check and see if Star is indeed asleep.
>And from the looks and sound, she seems to be.
>You then quietly slip yourself in the bed and snuggle in.
>She isn't waking up, so she must be sound asleep.
>So won't know that you even broke in.
>And to make sure she won't, you plan on waking up early and go hide outside.
>But for now it's time to sleep.
...
...
...
>But not without a small masturbation session.

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>>29030259
>Be Night Light Jr.
>It's early morning.
>The sun is starting to shine.
>Another Summer day is starting off beautifully.
>The first thing that wakes you up a bright ray of light coming from Celestia's beautiful, warm sun.
>You then begin to open your small pre-teen eyes.
>You look around to see you perfectly organized room.
>Your personal book shelf filled with some books from the library and your comics Uncle Spike gave you.
>Your work desk, where your robot resides at at the moment.
>Your toy shelf where, all your play things hang around waiting for you to play with them.
>Flurry, sleeping right next to you, drooling on your pillow and snoring loudly.
>Your wardrobe closet, which carries all of your nice cl-
...
...
...
>Wait a minute.
>Flurry...
>in your bed.....
>with you.......

>Be Princess Celestia
>You just finished raising the sun for your loyal subject.
>You are sure that they are pleased with your wonderful royal duties.
>Now they can wake up and enjoy your bright warm sun.
>You can hear the wonderful cheers coming from your subjects.
>As they begin to scream in horror....
>Wait?
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
....
....
....
>You give out a sigh of annoyance.
"Faust Dammit!! That's it! That's the last scream coming from Ponyville. Guards."
>One of your Royal Guards then appear before.
>"Yes Princess?"
"I'm going to Ponyville. Something's been going on there for the past few weeks and I want to get to the bottom of it. Make sure my husband doesn't cause any trouble while I'm gone."

>>29030361
>Be Nighty
>Your screams seemed to have woken up your cousin.
>She flailed around for a bit, before gaining her composure back.
>"I'm innocent!! I stayed on my own side!!", she blurted out.
"Flurry!! What the FUCK are you doing in my bed?!"
>She then looked at you.
>She was clearly confused.
>She looked around to confirm where she was.
>"N-no. This isn't right. I snuck into Star's room, not your's."
"Well here you are!! Sleeping in my room!! In my bed!! With m-..... You didn't touch me did you?"
>She then had a look of horror on her face.
>"Uh.... Well I didn't touch you."
"Oh thank Celestia!!"
>"Y-yeah.... thank Celestia."
"Now if you don't mid.... please leave."
>"Wow! Even you're a dick to me."
"H-how am I being a dick to you?!"
>"Well you could have been more polite."
>You did say please!!
>Might as well again though!!
"..... please..... leave......"
>"Fine.... jackass."
...
...
...
>Seriously what the fuck?!
>Anyways you better get ready.
>You promised Icy would wake up early and meet with him before he goes to his summer part time job.
>Probably modeling for a new fashion set again.
>He always had the perfect body for modeling.
...
...
...
>No homo.
>Anyways you better head out.

>>29030609
>You begin heading to the kitchen to get an early breakfast for yourself.
>Maybe you should fix yourself something fast and easy to make.
>Like cereal, or oatmeal, or maybe even-
>"Oh! Hi Nighty.", your mother greeted you.
>Fuck.
>She had to get up early as well didn't she?
>"So... I was thinking, maybe I could make us some pancakes today. I know how much you like them an-"
"I'm not hungry mom."
>"O-oh..."
"I gotta go anyways. I have a friend waiting for me."
>You were then about to leave.
>Maybe you can get yourself something to eat outside.
>"Nighty. Wait.... just for a second at least.", your mother called out.
>What does she want now?
>"... Look. I know you're angry with me, and you have every right to be angry with me. I shouldn't have done what I did and I'm sorry for it. I understand if you don't want to accept my apology now, but I just want you to know how sorry I am."
...
...
...
"O-OK mom...."
>You then leave the room.
>You knew you still weren't ready to forgive her.
>But you could tell she was at least trying to apologize.
>You sigh as you left your home for a bit.
>You really could use something new right now.
>Welp it's time to see Icy.

This is awesome.

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>>29030733
>You enter Ponyville square to meet up with your friend.
>Hopefully he doesn't have to go to work earlier than what you expected.
>Because you could really use his help right now.
>You then heard a bit of singing coming from the distance.
>You recognized the voice's owner.
>It was your only colt friend Icy.
>Wearing a uniform similar to the one from that restaurant you recently went to.
>"Oh, Pepe Burro's, Pepe Burro's, product placement with Pepe Burro's, Enchirito,"
>"Macho Burrito!", a crowd of random ponies sitting on a table eating Pepe Burro's Mexican food finished singing.
"I-Icy is that you."
>"Unfortunately.... yes.", he said to you, "And yes I did sing that."
"I didn't even know you like Pepe Burro's."
>"I don't."
"Then why are you singing about it?"
>"Because it's my summer job unfortunately."
"Wait? You're working there? Pepe Burro's of all place's?! Why not model."
>"Oh I'm sorry. I don't live a privileged life like you do, where I can get infinite amounts of bits just by asking my parents."
".... Actually I get an allowance of 25 bits per months"
>"The point is I don't get money for free like you do."
"Why not model then? That gives you high pay and plus you and Pixel are always Rarity's top models when she shows off a new fashion....."
>Icy then place his face on the table.
>"I made a bet with my mom.", he admitted.
"Huh?"
>"I made a bet with her that if I made a grade less than a B on biology I would try out a different Summer job."
"And let me guess you got a C?"
>"D-."
"Ouch..."
>"So not only am I going to a summer class for Biology... I have to get my pay through advertising for Pepe Borro's through a stupid mascot costume."
"Sorry to hear that that's how your Summer so far."
>"Well it's not that bad. It's not like I have the worst summer vacation in the history of Ponyville."
>You then give out a small painful laugh.
"No.. no... that would be my summer"
>"What the hell happened to you to get that title?"

Thank you Night Light Jr.

>>29031018
>You take a quick few good swigs of Applejuice you conveniently packed with you yesterday.
>You breath in a big deep breath then let it all out.
>You then look at your friend.
"It all started off when I decided to go to the book store one day and try out a new genre."

>Be Infinite Knowledge
>You woke up earlier than your father as always.
>You always wait for him to wake up.
>Just to make sure he didn't die in sleep.
>Because the probability of that happening are apparently really high.
>But you do want to explore this castle more though.
>So you decide to wake your father up yourself.
>You tried calling out to him first.
"Dad....."
>You then tried shaking him.
"Dad....."
>Well it looks like you're going to have to wake him up the hard way.
>You grab your pillow with your magic.
>You raise it above your head.
>You then slam it against him.
>He let out a small wince of pain.
>He then looked at you.
".....Are you up dad?"
>"Y-yes... I am...", he said in pain, "Infinite we talked about this. Please stop hitting me with your pillow to wake me up."
"I had to make sure you weren't dead."
>"Infinite, I'm not going to die in my sleep. Trust me on this."
".....OK dad."
>Your father then sighs."
>"Was there something you wanted?"
"Yes. Can I look around the castle for a bit?"
>"Yes. Infinite. You can look around the castle for a bit. Just remember to stay within the castle boundaries."
"OK dad."
>You then began to walk off.
>"Also before you go, I want you to know something.", your father said, "If you wake up before me again, please don't try to wake me up. You're free to walk around for a bit, read a book, watch T.V. You don't need to wake me up in order for your day to start Infinite. Just be free for a bit."
"..... OK dad."
>"Alright then. Go have fun around the castle."

Stopping for today.
No one seems to be around anymore.
Not even the Family is Magic guy.
Oh well, maybe more people will comment tomorrow.

I'm still reading this.

>>29031407
We got one reader!

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>>29030361
>Make sure my husband doesn't cause any trouble while I'm gone."

>>29031188
You know, I had my doubts about him at first, but Infinite Knowledge is making me kek

>Be Infinite Knowledge
>You woke up earlier than your father as always.
>You always wait for him to wake up.
>Just to make sure he didn't die in sleep.

This is the funniest stuff.

>>29031018
I find ironic that RD would care about her kids grades when she probably only barely passed high school

>>29032015
Her husband in Discord in this AU.

>>29022748
>"Oh, Pepe Burro's, Pepe Burro's, product placement with Pepe Burro's, Enchirito,"
>"Macho Burrito!", a crowd of random ponies sitting on a table eating Pepe Burro's Mexican food finished singing.
This is a movie reference. I feel it in my gut.

>>29032036
I wonder if Infinity is going to overhear Nighty about his mother, and then quotes Sigmund Freud.

How colts want to fight/kill their father to claim dominance over their mother and have sex with them.

Then brings up an old rule Celestia used to use have that had the same method but is used to be recognized as a stallion.

>>29032273
>>29032279
>>29032292
Hey! Family is Magic guy is here.

>>29033111
That would be Kung-Pow.

>>29023181
Well he isn't really dead Equestria... yet.

>>29035114
>Infinite Knowledge gets too close and falls in a gorilla enclosure.
>Gorilla inspects him.
>Picks him up.
>Gets scarred and starts dragging around Infinity.
>Gorilla ends up getting shot.
>Fluttershy looses her shit and starts riots for Harambe's death.

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>>29022748
>1 day ago
At least I didn't miss it entirely. Missed this silly shit.

>>29035279
Would Infinity be counting the hairs on his back?

>>29035279
How would Fluttershy start a riot?

>>29035282
That says two days ago.

Can't be on today. Sorry.

>>29037369
We'll only allow this once fucker!

>>29022748

b-u-m-p

>>29022748
>That link ((((((formatting))))))
Thanks m8 now I gotta spend like an hour manually copying and pasting all 3 of those if I want to read them you fuck

>>29022777
i call trips on 7

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>>29022748
Jesus, that last thread just went a little apeshit.

>>29041157
We learned a valuable lesson about trying to include meme OCs anon

>>29041267
At least this one seems to be going well.
I ended up liking Infinite way more than I thought I would and that seems to be the most common reaction.

>>29041405
>I ended up liking Infinite way more than I thought
Yeah, I'm honestly surprised by how much this little autist has grown on me

>>29041472
I think each of the OCs kinda represent an anon.
Infinite is the complete autist anon.
Nighty is the socially awkward anon.
Starburst is the aggressive anon.
Flurry is Weeaboo Anon.
And Api is the Perverted Anon.

>>29041596
>Infinite is the complete autist anon.
TFW Infinite is /r9k/
>Nighty is the socially awkward anon.
TFW Nighty is /soc/
>Starburst is the aggressive anon.
TFW Starburst is /k/
>Flurry is Weeaboo Anon.
TFW Flurry is /a/
>And Api is the Perverted Anon.
TFW Api is /mlp/

>>29041641
What's Everyone else that's been established?

>>29041672
Starburst is /fit/

>>29041672
You mean Icy, Dove, Sunburst, Twilight, Flash, T, MoonDancer, Applejack, AppleBloom, Pip, Caramel, Winona, Echo. Button Mash, Pixel Bit, am I missing anyone else?

https://strawpoll.de/egdc9r3

This is not going into the story. I just wanted to see what you guy think it's going to be.

>>29042229
Which part?

>>29031188
>>You start looking around the castle for a bit. >You already know where the library and Flurry's room is.
>Not to mention already looked at both rooms as well.
>So you decide to see what else this castle holds.
>By looking out the window.
>You look outside at the plain green grassy city.
>There you see foals playing and talking.
>You also see the strange boy hanging around a light blue pegasus.
>It must be his friend or something.
>You begin to look down towards the castle grounds.
>From your perspective, you can see the whole training grounds that the guards work at.
>Kinda boring.
>Mostly what you saw them do all day at home is just see them throw spears and that's it.
>What do they have here?
>Just guards throwing around spears.
>It's just the same as home.
>Nothing new,
>Nothing old.
>It's just the same thing.
>You can even see how they're lined up.
>Unicorn
>Earth Pony
>Pegasus
>Unicorn
>Earth Pony
>Pegasus>Unicorn
>Earth Pony
>Goddess.
>Unicorn......
>You go back one.
>You see her again.
>Your goddess!
>You watch as she throws her set of training spears at the dummy, with perfect precision.
>Always aiming at their target, with varying results.
>Such as crippling them or just straight up killing them.
>And yet somehow she can even make that look so beautiful.
>So majestic.
>You wonder what goes on in her head as she throws her spears.

>Be Starburst
"STUPID! FUCKING!! RETARD!!!"
>You say as you throw each spear perfectly at the dummy's head.
"I'm trying to save her ass and make sure she's safe! But no!! She's playing the whole, "Why don't you trust me" BULLSHIT, and being a BITCH about it!"
>You then throw the final spear of your set.
>This one missed.
>But you can't really blame it due to the fact that the dummy is now destroyed at this point.
>But that doesn't help quench your rage either.
"FUCK!!!!", you scream out as you missed.

>>29043163
Formatting is off on the first line

>>29043163
"DAMMIT!!!"
>You say as you pound the ground with your hoof in rage.
>You then start heading back into the castle.
>You then open the door.
>You were going to walk in... but some foal was in your way.
>You recognize him from yesterday.
>He was the one that gave you that fact about getting sick.
>He was carrying a small wet towel.
>You then moved out of the way, expecting him to go outside.
...
...
...
>But he didn't budge at all.
"Um.... is there something you want?""
>"......... "
"Kid?"
>"........."
"Do you want me to take the towel?"
>"........."
"OK......"
>You then take the towel and start wiping yourself down.
>You gave out a small sigh.
"Thanks kid."
>You then left the area.

>Be Infinite.
...
...
...
"Thank you my goddess."
>You said as you hugged the towel.

>>29043441
>Be Nighty
"And then after I finished a court session with the Apple family. Now though it's just my mom that makes everything awkward."
...
...
...
>"Wow......", your friend commented.
"Really? That's all you have to say?!"
>"Well.... it's just.... what can I say about this?"
"I don't know!! Anything will do!!"
>"OK then.... Anything."
...
...
...
"You mother fucker!"
>"Technically that would be you."
"Don't you start!!"
>"Sorry. I couldn't resist. I really needed something that can help me concentrate after hearing all that."
"Well I guess that kinda proves your Rainbow Dash's son. You're being kind of a dick right now."
>"Oh come on! My mom would do a lot worse."
"You have a point there."
>"Anyways... you said you had something to show me."
"Actually, I do."
>You then reach into your bag and pull out your robot.
>You then place it on the table.
"Alright.... What do you think?"
>"...... What is it?"
"A robot."
>"A robot?"
"Yes."
>"Did you buy this?"
"No. I actually built this."
>"That's cool.... was that all you wanted to show me?"
"No. Watch this!"
>You then glow your horn a bit and cast the animation spell on it.
>The robot then came to life.
>"Woah!", he stared in amazement, "You actually brought it to life."
"Eeyup."
>"How long did it take you to do this?"
"About a week. Some of the time went toward building the robot but most of it went to perfecting the spell."

>>29043696
>"So what do you plan on doing with it?"
".... Well I'm not sure actually. I'm thinking about just making it my servant."
>"Don't you think it's going to realize it's a servant and then rebel?"
"Icy, it's technically me.... so it probably knows that it is a servant."
>"So it won't go Terminator on us?"
"That was a huge computer that killed us all in that movie."
>"OK......"
"Although, maybe I should train it to do more stuff."
>"That would be a good idea to do. So is there anything else you want to do? I still have a few hours till I go to work."
"Oh... Well how about we hang out in my room?"
>"Depends.. what do you plan for us to do there?"
"I don't know maybe just hang out or play a board game."
>"No gay shit?"
"..... How many time do I have to tell ponies that I'm not fucking gay?"
>"I'm just joking! No need to get defensive!"
"By the way... who the fuck started that rumor?!"
>".... I don't know actually. I just heard it from Api, who heard it from another student, who heard it from another student."
"That fucker need to die."

Going to stop for now. But I will be back in a bit.

>>29043980
Thank you.

>>29043980
keep going

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>>29043980
>Be Flurry.
>You were on your way to do something else and to get out of the castle.
>You weren't going to just stand there and be with Starburst.
>And who knows what the hell Twilight is going to say to you after last night.
>So now you off and about looking around Ponyville.
>Nothing interesting seems to be happening at the moment though.
>No new event or anything.
>Well except the Charity Fair still up for one final night.
>But that doesn't interest you at the moment.
>So you just decide to look for a random store to barge in and possibly buy something in.
>But all that seems to be here are just food stands and restaurants.
>Nothing really special.
>So you try a different section of town.
>You look around.
>Still looks a bit happy and cheery as the rest of the town, just with less stands now.
>You don't know what kind of stores are here though.
>So you just enter a random store.
>You look around.
>All that seems to be here are just trinkets and books.
>And what looks like to Neighponese.
>Maybe you should ask him what this store is about....
>In his native language.
>You go up to the pony behind the desk.
"Koko de nani o hanbai shite imasu ka?"
...
...
...
>"Ma'am.... I speak English and Chinese. Not Neighponese."
"Oh.... sorry."

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>>29044412
"Oh.... wow... that's embarrassing.", you said trying to get your composure back, "Anyways what do you sell here sir?"
>"Oh, you're interested in what I'm selling? Well, my fair lady, I sell many things in my Enchanted Book Shop. Ranging from trinkets that increase your magic ten fold to the most recent books that allow you to jump in and be a part of."
"... So in other words you're just another book store that sell trinkets and books."
>"Hmm.. I guess you could say that."
"Would you mind if I look around anyways."
>"Certainly. I implore you to look around, see what you like, and maybe buy a thing or two."
"OK, but I highly doubt I will find something to buy."
>You look around the store for a bit.
>You started off with the trinkets.
>The trinkets looked a bit too medieval in your opinion.
>Jewels looked nice though.
>Although you highly doubt these things could boost your power up.
>Probably just some mumbo jumbo he uses to sell things quicker.
>Like that cure all elixir some ponies tried to sell at the Crystal Empire once.
>You then decide to look at the books.
>You then noticed something.
>All these books all had a plastic encasing over them.
>Even when they looked a bit old and tattered.
>Maybe it's for collectible reasons or something like that.
>Either way none of these books seem to be interesting.
>Most of it were just romance novels, sci-fi comics, and cape-shit.
>Nothing of your interest.
>Maybe if they had a manega, you would be interested.
>And just when the thought occurred something caught your eye.
>It was a beautiful sight to behold.
>The letters jumping out in front of you.
>You felt a huge urge to pick up this book and buy it.
>Mostly because it was the only book you were missing in your collection.
>That book was......

This fic is hte best on /mlp/ right now.

>>29044586
"Sir! Sir! Sir!!!"
>The clerk looked at you from his desk.
>"Y-you don't have to yell ma'am."
"Sir! How much is this book."
>He looked at your book for a bit.
>He then looked at you.
>"I'm sorry ma'am but this book is not for sale."
"W-what?!?! Why?!"
>"It is way too dangerous. Many ponies bought it and then magically disappear afterwards. Mostly assumed to be dead."
>"..... No... I'm not taking that as an answer. I want to buy this book."
>"Well there is no way you're going to convince me to sell it to you."
>You then plopped down a huge bag of bits.
>"..... For such a low price that is. This is truly enough money for me take, I mean, for you to but this book."
"Thank you good sir! It was a pleasure doing business with you."
>You then left with your new book in hoof.
>You can't wait to read it as soon as you get back to your aunt's house.

>Be Twilight
>You were a bit busy cleaning up the house for a bit.
>You can never know when somepony is going to come over.
>You make sure your home is spotless.
>You then hear the door open and close a bit.
>You see your daughter now done with her training apparently, wiping herself with a wet towel and throwing it behind her.
"Star!", you began scolding her, "You know better than to do that go back an-"
>Before you could finish your sentence you saw Infinite carrying the towel with him tightly.
>Maybe he's trying to help clean up the house as well.
>But he shouldn't have to pick up after Star though.
>You need to talk about that with her.
>You then hear the door open and close again as your son then came into the house, with a guest as well.
>Well it is a good thing your cleaned up a bit.
>You see Nighty and his friend head up to his room.
>Most likely going to play a game or something.
>You look away again, only to hear the door open and close again.
>"Yes! I finally got! I finally got it! I finally got it!!", you heard your niece sang.
>She was then heading straight towards Star's room.
>to... you don't know.

>>29044866
>You then looked away.
>You then hear a knock on the door.
>You wonder who that can be.
>Probably Sunburst... or Flash, maybe even Pinkie inviting you to another party.
>You open the door for your new guest.
"Hello and welcome to my castle. Is there anything I can PRINCESS CELESTIA!?!?"
>Standing in front of you was not one of your friends or family, but your mentor.
>Princess Celestia stood there in front of you, looking regal and beautiful as always.
>Celestia is coming for a visit!
>You're house isn't cleaned!
>Well it is cleaned but not for Celestia!
>What if she sees it and thinks your house is a total diaster.
>"Twilight I need to-"
>What if she's hear because she knows what you did a couple of nights ago.
>"Twilight it would be nice if you just-"
>Is she going to take Nighty away!?
>No! You can't let her do that!
>You love your son way too much!
>You can't let her take your son away just because of your Past Sins.
>"Twilight!"
>Your thoughts then stopped for a bit as you stared at your mentor.
>"Twilight, there's a few matters I need to discuss with you, regarding the loud noises coming from Ponyville."
"Loud noises?"
>"Yes. Recently I've been hearing nothing but screams coming from the village. So I came here to investigate them."
"Oh.... you're hear for that.. for a moment there I thought it was for.... never mind."
>"I thought I should ask questions to you first about the matter."
"I can do that. Come inside, we can talk there."

The pieces fall into place.
Join us next time as we see them all eventually unfold.
AKA I need sleep.
But I will post what I have planned, which may or may not come into play, for the next time I post.

Coming Up Next time on Sparkle's Sexual Adventures.

>Starburst and Flurry's Bizarre Adventure

>Infinite goes through Flurry's porn and hentai and Nighty and Icy are somehow involved.

>Nighty and Icy accidentally cause the robot to go on a rampage.

>A huge misunderstanding between Twilight and Nighty.

>Something Something Celestia!

>Flash learns the truth.

>Infinite will meet Dove.

This is pretty good, thank you for coming back.

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>"I don't know!! Anything will do!!"
>>"OK then.... Anything."
>...
>...
>...
>"You mother fucker!"
>>"Technically that would be you."

>>29044954
>You can't let her take your son away just because of your Past Sins.
God, fucking, damnit

Thank you for adding so much.

>>29046113
So is Nyx confirmed to live in this world as well?

>>29046113
Is NLJ's humor going bad now?

Like Cringe worthy bad?

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>>29044992
>tfw I will sleep through all of it again because of work schedule

>>29047049
It's most likely just a dumb reference.

>>29044992
Do anon really want to see this?

one more bump before I go to bed.

>>29049269

>>29044954
>Be Flurry Heart
>You began dancing around in Star's room in celebration of your newly purchased item.
>You began unwrapping the plastic covering to your new manega.
>It takes a while to actually unwrap it without destroying it.
>This is basically valuable treasure.
>So you carefully unwrap the wrapping until it was all gone.
>And now to read it.
>You were going to open the book... until a certain pony came in.
>"I reall over do it this time. Hopefully dad won't notice the dummy was that badly damaged.", said the orange pegasus, you used to refer to as your favorite cousin, "I should probably rest up then eat a.... good.... lunch..."
>There she saw you.
>About to open up the manega.
>"..... Flurry... we already talked about this. You are not jumping into a Manega yet!"
"What?! No... I wasn't going to jump in. I was just going to read this. That's all!"
>"Not what it looked liked to me."
"Dammit Star! Why the fuck are you so paranoid!?"
>"Like i said, I'm trying to make sure you don't die!"
"And like I told you, I'm old enough to take can can myself!!"
>"It's not a matter of whether you can take care of yourself or not. It's a matter of ensuring your safety!"
"Well I don't need you to check up on me at all! Now if you don't mind, I'm going to enjoy this book and you are going to shut the fuck up about it!"
>You then open up the book.
>You expected to see two hot men duking it out within your pages.
>But instead you saw a bright flashing light coming from the book.
>It then started sucking you in.
>Star, being a guard, acted fast to try and pull you out.
>But she also had to be a smartass as well in the process.
>"Flurry! What did you do?!"
"I didn't do anything! It's just happening!"
>"Can you at least counter the spell?", she said now getting pulled in herself.
"No.... I don't even know what this is!"
>"Well whatever it is it's pulling us in hard!!"
>Before you could answer, your head entered the portal.

Here we go!

>>29050774
I need to study up and and get some perfect pics for this.

>>29050840
So it is one of those enchanted comics like the power ponies one?

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>>29050774
>You then come to.
>The first thing you notice is that your're siting down.
>Maybe Star put you in this position or something.
>The second thing you notice is the small steering wheel in front of you.
>Is this for a pony cart race or something like that?
>Joestar-san! You need to grab the wheel and drive!!
>Apparently you're driving.
>Well all you need to do is just grab the wheel with your..... hands?
>And you're a human.
>This can now be added to the list of things that you didn't expect today.
>"Joestar-san!
"S-sorry! It feels like I was just put... in.... this... situation."
>You stare at the person sitting next to you.
.....
>He's hot as hell!!
>But after a few seconds you finally recognize him.
>"Joestar-san! I think I figured out D.I.O.'s stand! He's close range and only uses his
"Oh my Celestia!!! Cheery Licker!! You're actually Cheery Licker!!"
>Cheery Licker looked really confused by your statement.
>"Y-yes... I am.... Is there a problem Joestar-san?"
"No! Even if there was! You're hot body is a perfect excuse for you to do whatever the hell you want!", You said with a huge blush going across your face.
>"..... J-Joestar-san... What happened to you."
>A small thought then occurred.
>You had to replace a character in order to be a part of this world.
>You check your mirror to see who you replaced.
>From what you were wearing you could guess what you were wearing.
>You were Joseph Joestar.
>Currently the oldest living JoJo in the series.
>Although you can't really tell since you still look like a young human female.... well at least in your eyes.
>The characters in this world probably see you as an old man....
>And you just flirted with a young man as an old man.
"...... Forget what I just said Cherry Licker."

I will do more tomorrow, I promise.
I had a lot of stuff to do today.
I think you all already know who Star is going to be if I made Flurry Joseph.

>>29051364
You sack of shit.

>>29051364
Doesn't cherry licker sound too sexual of a name?

>>29053272

>>29053555
https://youtu.be/Q16RyeHV9CE

>>29053555
Trips confirm a name change.