>It's a Rarity episode
>>29037487
>its a image.gif file name
>>29037487
>It's three Rarity episodes in a row.
>>29037487
It's such a generic word for something like this to happen
So it's another Saturday night, I'm drunk yet again /mlp/, been here since 2012 just want you to know I love All you faggots, enjoy life you cunts
>>29037247
>>29037247
>been here since 2012
Yeah, okay, sure you have.
Also not pony related.
>>29037247
I love you too, Anon. Cheers.
Do ponies smoke? / Ponies smoking thread
>>29037237
There is an elderly priest pony who's cutie mark was an antique tobacco pipe, so I'd wager it's safe to assume that there are ponies who smoke off camera.
I'm sure there's a lot ponies do off camerareal adult stuff ;)
>>29037237
>"Let's be reasonable here Anon. I'm sure your kind is capable of that."
>"I'm sure that there is some way that I could convince you to end this holy war for Equine soil."
>"After all Anon, if you and your kind truly are here to spread the word of God, you'd end this war if I were to...say... simply allow your missionary's to preach hmmm?"
>"That would put an end to all this bloodshed would it not Anon?"
>"Or is this war about something more than your God?"
>>29037134
"I demand cuddles."
>>29037134
>roleplaying
Delete this
>>29037134
Deus Vult?
I want her to shove the baton right up my ass and call me by a girls name
>>29036593
t. cuck
>>29036593
>"Oh, that? Anon just fell down the stairs. Isn't that right Anon?"
This is a thread about being in an abusive relationship with a pony in which the pony is the abuser.
Previous thread was in 2014:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/17972573/#17976085
>>29035751
I'd say
>merge with glimmer thread, it weill neutralize the faggotry
but knowing /mlp/, it would only multiply it.
>>29035751
>Previous thread was in 2014
>Anon has been hospitalized for two years after her waifu broke all his bones "accidentally"
>he came back for more
>>29035842
He can't escape.
TwiPearl is canon. Deal with it !!!
>>29035489
>shipping
>ever
I know its a meme, but I really mean it this time. Fucking kill yourself.
>pearl
>tits
lmao
>>29035489
You have been muted for two seconds because your comment was not original.
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Can we get some sad MLP pictures?
Pick a side.you can't stay neutral
>>29035240
The Right Side.
>>29035240
My waifu is on the left, so I'll go on the left.
>>29035240
My waifu, my 2nd and my 3rd favorite ponies are on the left. Glimshit is on the right. Easiest choice ever.
Hey /mlp/,
I think I've had enough of this place. Where can I go that's like /mlp/ but non-sexual? I don't like the thin veil of furfaggotry that this place promotes. I've tried sticking to threads that should not be sexual (like filly threads) but they turn out to be the worst of them all since loliscum take over.
Pls respond
>>29035037
EQD forums
>>29035040
this
>>29035040
this
Come quick, Stepandy will draw a Dislestia comic if it win this poll.
http://stepandy.deviantart.com/journal/poll/
>>29034888
>letting the autistic discoshy shippers know their fanfics are in trouble
What have you done.
>>29034905
Stepandy posted it on her deviant art and she is followed by other dislestia shippers so she should win, anyway.
>>29034905
Is S6 finale is now considered a fanfic?
Has a pony ever been shown to date outside their race? Why are anons so sure they'll be able to find love in equestria?
>>29034790
Sunset
>implying canon though
>>29034790
Because we've only ever found hatred and rejection here.
>>29034790
I need pictures of Ponies in hoodies, NOW!
>>29034665
>Ponies are more sexy with clothes
What is the science behind this?
>>29034665
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=hoodie%2C+-anthro%2C+-eqg%2C+-humanized
Here you go...
Which of the ponies would enjoy a good old fashioned creampie the most?
>>29034641
You already posted her.
>>29034641
I'm sure as a baker
pinkie would see the worth in a good pie
>>29034641
ive always thought that celestia has an impregnation fetish
dont know why but she always gives me that kind of a vibe
https://www.anonpone.com/frostbitten/
You slowly close the door, squealing a slight bit before shutting it completely.
>What on earth was that?
Misty says in a harsh whisper.
“I don't know. All I want to do is get that approval code, get the generators turned on, and get out.”
>Chance, are you alright?
“Well, I would be lying to you if I said yes, but I'm not about to be crying all over the place again. I'm a tough pony, I can handle this.”
>Keep hold of that masculinity like your life depends on it, Chancy.
It very well might... But enough coddling, you have one more door to check. Trotting down the crimson laden hallway leads you to the last room on your journey. Laying a hoof on the door and looking back at Misty, she gives a reassuring smile in your direction. Facing the door once more, and taking a deep breath, you force the metal behemoth open and look inside.
Nothing awaits for you inside except...is that a pony? Inside the darkened room you could see a completely white stallion with no mane to speak of in the corner, leaning against the wall in a straight jacket and patient's robes. It's gaze is directed towards the ceiling, staring off into space as his gaping mouth slowly drools down his chin. His irises are completely jet black. It's eyes suddenly dart around the room, wheezing and breathing heavily. His body twitches and writhes seemingly uncontrollably.
You aren't sure how to deal with this.
>>29034380
I wonder if anybody knows that there is a pony down here.
>>29034380
A: The fuck.
B:He's obviously infected with that... stuff.
I say we close the door again and follow the directions to get to the place to get the code.
>>29034733
>What do we do?
“He's obviously infected with whatever the hell that is. Probably been down here for so long he had nothing to drink but tap water...”
>So?
“So we keep looking for the code. We close the door and we head downstairs.”
>Are you sure we should just leave him here?
“I, I don't know, maybe we'll come back for him.”
Misty sighs, and speaks in a somber tone.
>Fine.
The door squeals once more as you close it, leaving the damned pony inside. Putting that at the back of your head and moving forward, you trot back to the staircase and begin your descent. It seems like you're always going down. Always descending, always falling. Your headache-racked mind can barely think correctly, but you carry on despite the pain and the nausea. As you descend there seems to be less and less emergency lights active, the darkness closing in on you. You're suddenly very glad you decided to pick these headlights up. Down to the second floor, you see that where an entrance to another hallway should've been, there's a solid wall. There's a door frame, but after that there's just a wall. The letters above the door frame even say “2F”, so at some point in time there must have been something here. You decide to ignore it for now, not wanting to think so hard about anything lest your brain fry.
Down to the third floor you go. The deepest floor, apparently, seeing as how the staircase does not descend further. You walk into the hallway and notice there are no doors in this hallway besides one at the very end of the corridor. You hear a hissing sound to your right, and look up and to your left. There's a couple of ancient, rusty pipes on the ceiling. One of them is broken, and is leaking some kind of gas.