Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.
That's the prompt that started it all. So what is thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.
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>>28903381
saaavieemee
>>28903402
HA HA TIME FOR SLEEP
>>28903402
>Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
"No, swear to god. Check it out."
>You whip out your phone (one of the few objects from Earth that came with you) and scroll through your saved images.
>You've got some really city photos.
>Twilight is amazed.
>"Wow! Oh my gosh, you weren't lying about your buildings! How in Equestria did you do it?!"
"Steel frames, mostly."
>Twilight looks confused.
>"You... stole the frames?"
"What? No, steel as in the metal."
>Twilight does not look any less confused.
>"There isn't a metal called steel. "
"You know, iron and carbon?"
>Twilight looks at you blankly.
"Iron and a little bit of charcoal?"
>Twilight's expression doesn't change, but her horn lights up and a quill&parchment float over.
>"Explain."
>And that's how Anon and Twilight revolutionized Equestria with the invention of steel and the creativity of humans.
>After Anon convinced her that he wasn't telling her bullshit lies, Twilight was much more open (and much more excited) to talk about human inventions.
>Even if she didn't believe him right away when he told her about the other things humanity invented, Twilight was always willing to give Anon the benefit of the doubt and hear him out.
>Because they were friends.
>Maybe MORE than friends.
The End.
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I would put him in stockings
>>28892789
Christmas stockings are a little too fluffy though
>saw erotic violence thread try a comeback
>couldn't bump it in time
>literally two posters in thread
>will never see sexy wrestling ponies again
welp, I guess it was fun while it lasted
>>28876671
is that rarity getting bucked right in the cunt
thats kinda hot
>>28876709
Write some.
>>28876737
Not that guy, but I can try to churn out something.
I know it's called erotic violence, but does the story have to strictly be lewd?
So, /mlp/, it's been six years. I trust by now you have finally come to a consensus on this question.
Tell me: who is best pony?
>>29045190
right here
>>29045190
We should make like more Glimmer threads.
>>29045190
i am
Very Easy: Ponies have the elements of harmony.
Easy: Ponies don't have the elements, but they have the aid of the princesses.
Medium: No elements, no Princesses
Hard: No elements, no princesses, and Fluttershy's stare doesn't work.
>>29044663
>GTA:San Andreas
Can the mane 6 beat Samuel Fucking Jackson?
>>29044663
>Gore magala (Monster hunter 4 ultimate)
... Well fuck, weather they have the elements or not, the mane six are going to have a bad time.
>>29044663
Tyrant from Resident Evil: the mansion incident.
Are generals a problem on this board? This is the only board I go on that doesn't seem to limit them at all, and as is usually the case when generals get out of hand....there seems to be just a handful of repetitive threads that cater to small groups on the board or specific fetishes and get bumped forever often with little purpose and often no discussion only to be immediately recreated as soon as they are gone, leaving the rest of the board to be fairly dead
post purple
>>29040443
Yeah, generals are a terrible problem. Every general is a wasted slot that could be used to shitpost glimglam. Now we can only have like 40 Glimmer shitpost threads because all those fucking generals are clogging up the board.
>>29040443
They grow up, they shitpost, they wither, and eventually they die. They're not that much of a problem. We can always hide threads that suck.
It's Sun-day: let us, once again, bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
Here's something I'be been pondering: how does Celestia find time to run Equestria for half of the day, while simultaneously managing and teaching at her own school for talented unicorns? Even with discrimination issues put to one side - are there no talented Earth ponies? - it seems irresponsible that she'd divide her time and attention like that. What's going on?
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I want to pet princess Celestia.
>>29039031
>the sock
>>29039040
>lipstick and eye shadow smeared all over their faces
Post your favorite ponies
The best one goes in the big square
>>29034820
r8
>>29034827
waifuing fillies / 10
>>29034820
I posted this in the last thread, but screw it
Find a cuter pone.
>>29034369
<<<
>>29034369
>>29034397
/thread
Neverending Strife gets my vote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eOMuLsuwQk
>>29034331
That's kind of a hard one.
>objectively best
I have a few questions anyone can answer.
What do you mean by best?
What aspects of a song are defined as objective quality?
Who gets to define objectively quality aspects?
I will say the songs I listen to the most are probably :
PinkiePieSwear - Trixie's Good Side
https://youtu.be/TFWpr_wkgV8
Wonderbolt by PrinceWhateverer
https://youtu.be/-izLkasbzG0
Let the Magic Fill Your Soul - Woodlore
https://youtu.be/rpX3Mb6Ybe0
But I won't say they are the "objectively best songs". I like a bit more.
>>29034331
There's objectively no way to choose only one.
>>29034418
I'm going to give a few favorites of mine:
&I ft. Chichi - Into the Green
A lot of songs by 4Everfreebrony
DongleKumquat - Hoofdachest (VIP)
Evening Star - Princess of the Sun
Forest Rain - Hay Ms Derpy
Griffinilla Ft. Toastwaffle - Love Letters
Jeff Burgess Ft. Eilemonty & MEMJ0123 - Home (Remastered)
Let Your Mane Down (Replacer Cover)
MandoPony Ft. AcousticBrony - A Long Way From Equestria
Poni1kenobi Ft. GatoPaint - Fade To Grey
Silva Hound & UndreamedPanic Ft. Synthis - The Storm
Synthis - Alone
Synthis - Crash to Pieces
Vylet Pony - Dancing With My Nightmare
Some YourEnigma songs
A lot of Wasteland Wailers songs
"Anon! The girls sent me to find you! Another portal opened up and another human appeared!His name is Chad!
>>29024607
Oh cool, Chad and I used to be great friends in high school. We played football together and laughed at each other's penises in the locker rooms.
>>29024607
I guess as long as he keeps away from my waifu he can do whatever. But no girls allowed, Stacies fuck off.
>>29024607
The forced mating ritual begins
I legitimatley forgot that I made these until a friend of mine asked me for a wallpaper.
There was a thread a while back where someone linked a program and told everyone to make pone images, and I just did these. Not sure why Twilight's is the only one that's full aspect, sorry about that. I would go back and fix them, but I don't even remember the site or whatever it was.
Anyway, anyone else have anything that you forgot you made? Failing that we can just have another stuff you made/stuff you did thread.
>You and your waifu get in a heated argument about you watching pr0n.
what do?
>>29044589
hide a what do thread
>>29044589
accidentally kill the waifu with a bitchslap
>>29044589
>"you either make me have an orgasm or I give it to myself"
>"btw I only watch porn about you"
This is bacon
and your waifu is shit
She is bae, and only my bae.
>>29044207
I understand your opinion, sir, but my penis disagrees.
>>29044492
You might want to get your penis checked then.
Who love their waifu more? Who are more autistic? Which pony would win in a fight?Who will join their teacher and get wings first?
>>29044120
>Who love their waifu more?
Shimmerniggers, glimmerfags are known for being waifu beaters
>Who are more autistic?
Tie
>Which pony would win in a fight?
I still wonder when did SS show a average-high level of magic, while the other undeservedly equals Twalot
>spoiler
Who wants them anywaybut the one that is canon
>>29044120
>Who love their waifu more?
Glim Glam lovers
>Who are more autistic?
S*immerfags literally edit out characters out of pictures
>Which pony would win in a fight?
The one that is canon
>Who will join their teacher and get wings first?
Not S*nset. Sci-Twi already got the wings and I doubt S*nset will get them now that she is taking the backseat.
Glim Glam on the other hand might get them depending on how central her character becomes in S7 and beyond.
>>29044120
>Who love their waifu more?
I hate them both very much
>Who are more autistic?
Starlight
>Which pony would win in a fight?
Who cares, magic is meaningless. Trixie would fucking win.
>Who will join their teacher and get wings first?
Should have been Trixie.