How do you know your GF isn't a pony from another dimension? 0.o
>>29046878
I don't have a GF.
>>29046878
It's mathematically true that all my girlfriends are ponies from another dimension.
>>29046878
Are ponies in our dimension humans in Equestria? Where the fuck they at?
So I haven't read pony fanfics since 2011.
Did I miss anything? I want to do some light reading before bed.
>>29046671
here you go, friend.
>>29046671
Try this.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/7176/triple-x
I got a giggle out of it. Maybe you will too....
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8015064/1/Darkness-is-Magic
In his dying seconds, Anon reminisces the events that led him up to this moment.
”Stay with me Anon! Everything will be okay…”
http://pastebin.com/u/Zirivak
Chain Reaction (Walle) :
http://pastebin.com/vGU5BPGN
Previous thread :
>>28728166
Waiting for hunt party edition
is this the thread
Is he gone again?
Bamp
There wasn't much pony to be seen, but they at least got Tabitha to voice Rarity. Any of you guys catch this "musical" tonight?
I thought it was a little cute.
https://youtu.be/OXUFoLzckwo
>>29046325
All that stuff for a target commercial? Wow.
I kinda liked it though, pretty nice.
>>29046325
Damn when Target decided to put toys into the commercial they weren't playing around when it came to animation quality.
>yfw Target toy commercials are better than our 22-minute ones
Kiss Twilight Sparkles ass, would you?
>>29046288
Give me the pony and I'll sew my lips to her ass
>>29046301
that's one way to keep your mouth shut.
>>29046288
Only if she were a pony princess. Who wouldn't want to kiss the royal behind?
How is this toyline? Worth grabbing some?
Absolutely amazing. Easily the best quality toys in terms of build quality that Hasbro has put out. Designs are cool and they are easily posed too.
Only took them six years.
>>29045931
Only nnm and sunbutt seem to be okay.
Maybe bug if you're into it.
>>29045942
Those are the Fan Series and they are indeed okay. All of these are really good though.
I'S THE BIGGEST, SO DAT MEANS I'S THE ONE IN CHARGE!
>>29045698
YOU IZ NOT [s]ORKY[/s]PONY ENUFF
>>29045698
>"YOU JUICING FREAK!"
"WHO SAID THAT?"
>"I DID!"
>Tirek scans the crowd until finding a short creature, about 6 feet tall, in the process of ripping its shirt off.
>"WHAT'S YOUR CYCLE BRO? YOU'RE NOT NATTY!"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
>The creature reveals its hairless green chest and proceeds to pound on it like an ape.
>After enough of that, it also rips off its pants.
>"I DO SKATEBOARD SQUATS! WHAT DO YOU DO? TREN? FUCKIN' FRAUD!"
>The crowd of ponies begin to murmur, agreeing with the creature.
>Tirek steps back, paranoid.
>"LET'S SEE YOU OFF SEASON BRO! I BET YOU LOOK LIKE A DYEL!"
"A-a what?"
>"HEY FUCK YOU BRO!"
"I don't understand. What's..."
>Suddenly the ponies start cheering.
>They throw things at Tirek, like rotten tomatoes and books about squatting.
>"FUCK OFF, JUICER! NATTIES ONLY!"
>"Yeah, natties only!"
>"Praise the sun!"
>Forced to flee, the red-skinned demigod vowed to return one day, skateboard and milk in hand, to teach that green monkey a lesson.
Who will be the next Alicorn?
So far in the MLP series we have 5.
6 if you want to count EqG.
Will we hit lucky number seven/six? Who do you think will be next?
>>29045634
Lore wise, Sunset.
Hasbro pandering wise, Glimmer.
>>29045634
Literally no one
>>29045634
>tfw scitwi is the sixth "alicorn"
God fucking damn, EQG is so shit
I know I'm super fucking late, I only began watching pone a couple months back.
But why does everyone have a stick up their ass about this season exactly? It seemed fine enough to me; Season 2 was better, but I thought this one was alright.
>>29045391
Don't read episode/season discussion before watching the episode/season you idiot
>>29045399
I didn't go out of my way to read episode discussions. I just heard about how bad Season 3 supposedly was through hearsay.
A lot of the reasons season 3 is hated go beyond the average quality of the episodes and have more to do with the experience of being a fan during it.
Part of it is that it was half the length of the previous seasons, but more importantly it was the point where Lauren Faust quit all involvement with the show and we suddenly got Equestria Girls and Twilicorn, both ideas that many people rejected on principle and were leaked early in the season. So people thought that without Faust the whole team had gone nuts or that she left because of this stuff and how bad it would inevitably be or they just didn't like being reminded that they were watching a toy commercial.
I think it fairs much better if you watch it outside its original context, where you can blow through the season fast and get on to the next instead of enduring months of anxiety about the future of the show.
I want to interlock my fingers with hers as I hold her hand
>>29045384
Fucking degenerate.
>>29045401
You know you'd do the same
>>29045384
Who?
>Girls, how about I zap anon so he becomes super nice, instead of such a loner?
>Zap
What happens /MLP/?
>>29045326
Cancer
Then AIDS
and a hemorrhoid
>>29045326
"WHAT THE FU...!"
>Anon explodes into tiny chucks of human flesh.
>"WHAT THE FUCK DARLING!"
>"Hey don't blame me. I didn't know that would happen!"
>>29045326
It works, but then nice Anon lectures Rainbow on how terrible it is to manipulate and change people. He then kills himself and leaves her to deal with the emotional trauma.
Flash Sentry had sex with that horse.
>>29045311
>Flash Sentry is a canon horsefucker
>Wants to make it with Twilight despite knowing she's a pony princess
>Still hated
He's my hero.
>>29045311
Now I know how Glimmerfags felt when people were shitposting their waifu.
She's pure, you autist. They all are. Except Cadance, obviously.
>>29045335
Yeah, no.
I will repeat it again but she dated the guy and she was a manipulative and had a bitch attitude. She was a 'bad girl'.
Add that plus being a teenager and I bet she banged his brains out to keep him under her command.
No need to deny it
Your pony waifu is trapped in the last video game you played. Your EG waifu is the last boss.
What game is it? Who are your waifus? And will you betray your no-hooves for hooves?
>>29045158
In this hypothetical scenario, I would have already betrayed them both by being a shithead with two waifu.
>>29045158
>multiple waifus
Just Op being a faggot once again. What else is new?
>>29045182
>>29045195
>Not having 2 hot twin waifus.
>Not having a heart and dick big enough for multiple waifus.
>I_cant_eat_the_pizza_Im_stuffed.jpg
SCENARIO: You are standing in a room with 3 female ponies. One is a little filly, the next is an older filly and the last is a grown mare. All 3 are blindfolded and wearing an apron that covers their lower half and are suspended by a heavy mechanical claw that has grasped them securely by the waist. They are each held above a vibrating, metallic butt plug. You cannot physically interact with the ponies in any way as the entire enclosure is behind unbreakable glass.
A control panel next to you is tied to the operation of the claws holding the ponies. There are 3 buttons on the controls tied to a pony each. By pressing a button you will lower that pony onto the plug and firmly hold her there. The apron will block your view but you will know she's taking it up the butt. The other 2 ponies will proceed to the next chamber. You may only press one of the buttons as the others will be deactivated upon first use.
In the second chamber, a series of paddles are held under each pony. The same button setup applies and once you choose a pony she will be spanked every other second by the paddles. The pony you did not choose will be sent to the final chamber.
In the last room you will once again find a panel that controls the pony's fate. Pressing the first button will fill all 3 of her holes with dildos, the second will give her an enema/colonic until she inflates and then plug her off while the final button will make your mother die in her sleep tonight if you don't post in this thread. Pushing any of the buttons will deactivate the remaining ones.
What are your choices?
tl;dr: anon abusing pony butts.
>>29044734
I gas OP.
>>29044734
>SCENARIO: You
Is where I stopped reading
>>29044734
Grown mare for the vibrating butt plug since that's decently appropriate for her age.
Filly for the spanking since she isn't ready for anything more extreme and spankings seem like the most forgiving and the older mare for the final room since she has probably had experience and can handle it better than the others.
what the fuck Boston
https://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/2016/12/10/little-alt-right-pony/iHZt96CerR9sB5HogfV4ML/story.html
>>29044531
wtf I love Massachusetts now
wat
>>29044531