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What is your justification for clopping
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But not doing it with an onahole or fleshlight or something
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I'm NEET.
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>>29043755
>What is your justification for clopping
It's good porn
>But not doing it with an onahole or fleshlight or something
I'm jewish
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>>29043803
>>29043828
Save up 60 bucks
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yawn
Oh, good morning, Twilight. I know it’s pretty late to be waking up, but ever since you’ve taught me how wonderful inequality could be, my eyes have been completely opened. I realize that I’m much better being a NEET and that other ponies are much better at being wagecucks. What shall I do today? Learn magic? Philosophy? The history of Yakyakistan? Or maybe I’ll spend the day basking in Celestia’s glorious sunlight.
Speaking of which, shouldn’t you be at work? I’m sure you have plenty of work to do. Can’t disappoint Celestia when she’s entrusted you with such a great responsibility, can you? I know how hard it must be, but just think of your legacy. Ah, well.
Another day, another bit.
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Dumb Glimposter
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>>29043655
I could not have said it better myself
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"""""""kids""""""" show
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>>29043610
Hasbro had known what they were doing.
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>>29043699
How do they keep getting away with this?
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What's your favorite Glim-glam moment?
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>>29043367
I liked all her pre season 5 moments
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>>29043367
That moment in the first two episodes of S6 where she confessed to Starburst about all the things she did in her past and her fear of other ponies finding out about it.
It hit pretty close to home for me. Because I am a freak that constantly has to hide his power-level in order not to become a social outcast despite trying to be a good person.
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>>29043367
Not sure if there's a specific moment, but she's great with spike.
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Wallpaper thread?
I need some wintery ones. dumping what i have
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So I was taking a survey for movies and I found this.
"Based on the wildly popular toy line, as well as the beloved TV series, this animated musical fantasy film continues the adventures of six beloved ponies as they face their biggest challenge yet. We follow PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE, a studious, royal winged unicorn known as an “alicorn” who is responsible for spreading friendship and harmony all across the land. Sparkle and her friends RAINBOW DASH, APPLEJACK, PINKIE PIE, RARITY, FLUTTERSHY, and SPIKE have been friends for years, using their powers of good to protect their home – a paradise known as “Equestria.” But when a dark force threatens Equestria, our hooved heroes must embark on a journey to the end of Ponyville, farther than they’ve ever been before, to defend the only home they’ve ever known. Along the way, they make new four-legged friends, but also face terrifying monsters. Using their core qualities of honesty, kindness, laughter, generosity, and loyalty, our heroes have always been able to muster up enough magic to save the day. But will their positive energy be enough to stop the strongest force they’ve ever faced when they’re so far away from home?"
What do you think?
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>>29042314
makes sense
it wouldnt be the most exciting movie ever if they just stayed in ponyville slice-of-lifing
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>>29042314
>must embark on a journey to the end of Ponyville
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>>29042358
its gonna be one hell of an adventure
all the way to the ends of ponyville
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Would you download a waifu?
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No, but I would download a bear.
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>>29041985
>elves
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Well now, that just brings us into a whole new realm of STDs now, doesn't it?
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Is anyone else hoping for more Glim-centric episodes in S7? Maybe have her bonding more with the M6 or Trixie.
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>>29041737
>mods will ban you for reporting this shitposting spam
thanks, guys
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>>29041737
i want to see her lez it with trixie
even just a little hint of it
theyre so cute together
it would be politically correct to have something like that im the show since everyone has to be gay nowadays
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GIF thread?
GIF thread.
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I hate them.
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>>29041071
You know what I don't hate? My shift and my click.
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>>29041082
>I don't like it
>therefore, it should not exist
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>>29041071
Put hooves on the first, remove the wings of the second, kill the third. Problem solved.
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I want Pinkie Pie to shit marshmallow frosting onto my face.
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>>29039731
Nobody else wants this?
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>>29039731
I unclog my nose at you and call up your daughters and request silly things.
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>>29040239
I don't have any daughters. I wish I did though. I could cum inside them every day.
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the following is inspired by http://angelamyrose.deviantart.com/gallery/60428840/Family-is-Magic next gen
>Be Twilight.
>You feel the sun hit your face and flinch back into the pillows for a moment. You stretch your legs out then suddenly remember... The sun is up.
> Who rose the sun today? It wasn't you.
> Perhaps your niece's managed it today.
> you sit up and notice the bed next to you is empty. Your husband must have woken up early.
> what time is it anyway?
> you put on your crown, shoes and that tacky gold neck brace you're expected to wear in public these days, and poke your head out into the hall.
>you see Spike mopping the hall and whistling to himself.
"Hey Spike, what time is it?"
>Spike stops and turns to you with bit of pleasant surprise. He's much taller now. between that and the handsome suit he wears around these days, he looks rather charming.
>"Well it's about time you woke up, it's nearly noon."
"Noon?!"
>"yeah, I think Cadence's girls must have noticed you were running late since the suns up anyway"
"why did you let me sleep in so late?"
>"Archie said you had a late night and to let you sleep" Spike replied nonchalantly as he continued mopping.
>Archie eh, figures, where is he anyway, actually a better question where's...
>"Bronze is down in the library if you were wondering, it's a Saturday so I figure he's using his free time."
"Thank you Spike"
> Spike bids you a pleasant farewell as he continues mopping and you head down the library.
> Useualy you have other hired help to keep the castle clean but on the weekends they get the day off and Spike takes over.
>You've told him before not to bother it's only two days but he seems to need something to occupy his time.
> Once you reach the library you step in and set your hooves down on the soft carpet. Your son BronzeSpark is sitting at his usual table with a few physics books out and is setting away rather vigorously in a notebook.
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wat is this
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>Your son is a sort of Bronze colored alicorn with blue and yellow hair. You say alicorn, however...
>He was born with an odd genetic defect where his wings never fully developed. They're virtually useless.
>You snicker a bit as you watch him wiggle his featherless little chicken wings in concentration while he works.
>You husband often shifts his wings about in a similar manner when he's concentrating as well, come to think of it.
"Bronze"
>"Oh, hi mom," he says, only briefly looking up at you before returning to his work.
>You're tempted to ask what he's working on but shake your head, you need to talk to your husband right now.
"Bronze do you know where your father is?"
> "He's downstairs I think, he said something about running tests on the portal today"
"Oh, alright then"
>You turn to leave but hesitate for a moment.
>he's been oddly fascinated with that portal lately.
>you make your way down to the room where you keep the portal, your hooves clicking on the marble stairs on the way down.
>The staircase curves around and as you round the bend you see your husband observing images on a screen.
>He's managed to rig up the portal to use it to see other worlds.
>you could swear you can see him on the screen, or perhaps another version of him.
>But he hears your hoove steps and turns off the screen between turning to face you.
>"Twilight you're up, how'd you sleep?"
>He seems so kind and innocent as he turns to face you.
>He stands beside you and that's when you're reminded again. He's only 32, you're nearly 60.
>The thought makes you feel old.
>Being an alicorn you don't look a day over 30 but still. You're not immortal just very youthful.
>Your husband Anarchy or Archie is a dark reddish stallion with a silky black mane that hangs in his face in a way that reminds you a bit of his mother.
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What's this supposed to be about?
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Why isn't there any MLP vaporwave music?
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https://clyp.it/ezntfhtj
Anymore?
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>>29038786
I absolutely love vaporwave.
Anyone who doesn't can suck cocks.
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The Goof Off (Vaporwave Remix)
https://clyp.it/jwgc4yck
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GeneQuest - CYOA (Create Your Own Abomination) 2016-12-10 05:34:32 Post No.29031485
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GeneQuest - CYOA (Create Your Own Abomination)
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[[Message Begins.]]
>A few months ago, my organization came upon a very strange creature - the largest single celled organism in Equestria.
>And while you might think this is something insignificant, much like finding the best deposit of silt on the ocean floor, let me be clear and remind you that I am not joking when I say that this cell is huge.
>Not only is it visible to the naked eye, it also weighs about six or seven kilograms.
>Yeah.
>Like I said - Huge.
>In any case, up until a month ago, we had it in stasis until some knucklehead's loose lips spilled the beans
>Suddenly we had tons of investors coming in trying to get a look at the thing
>Then the darndest thing happened.
>Containment broke, and the damn thing...
>Well it grew a little bit.
>Seriously!
>Sucked up a pony's shoe!
>After a week or so, it split into two
>Fast forward, and now we have several of the suckers
>Rest assured, we all of them under cryogenic lock and key
>Well, all except for one of them.
>And now the stubborn slimy thing won't stop growing
>This is where you come in
>It wasn't easy.
>We had to screen a ton of ponies to get this underway
>Psychologists
>Physiologists
>Pathologists
>In the end, I put my hoof down and looked at the situation holistically.
>And I did not want the growth of a young creature mired by academia wholly.
>I'm traditional, you see
>And while my scientific advisors might scoff at my traditional approaches, they gotta remember - I built this company from the ground up, not them
>Told 'em to choke on that, and they shut up real quick, heh.
>In any case, I wanted to get you on here because you were the best choice.
>You showed unique potential in the interview, and you're a looker too!
>I know it sounds fishy, but we aren't Patwrite here - We keep ourselves clean.
>Seriously, I haven't lost an expedition in the Arctic or anything, really!
>Ah, enough banter.
>Welcome to the Center for Genetic Advancement Technologies
>Enjoy your stay
[[Message Ends.]]
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>The machine lights up and a robotic mare voice greets you eagerly.
>>”Welcome to the Center for Genetic Advancement and Technology!”
>>”Here, we pride ourselves on personal and professional security!”
>>”Please present your identification card!”
“Card? I don’t have a- …Oh geeze.”
>A finely dressed mare with a nameplate on her lapel reading “Subsidy” approaches you
>”Problem doctor?”
“Ooh, I’m not a doctor, but I – Well I mean”
>”Ah, you must be the ‘Developmental Counselor’ we’ve been hearing about! Glad to have you aboard! I’m Annual Subsidy, but you can call me ‘Annie~’”
“Well, I – Nice to meet you?“
>The two of you stand awkwardly at the machine
>Annie cocks her head curiously.
>”Something wrong?”
“I… Uh, don’t have a card.”
>”Right, right, your card is probably still getting processed. Here, let me help you out.”
>She taps the ‘Manual Login’ button on the touchscreen, and the machine loads up the welcome message again.
>>”Welcome to the Center for Genetic Advancement and Testing!”
>>”Here, we pride ourselves on personal and professional security!”
>>”Please input your login credentials to proceed.”
“Login? Password? Oh geeze…”
>”What, don’t remember your credentials, either?”
>She chuckles
>”...Heck of a first day, huh?”
“Y-Yeah…”
>You nervously tap your hooves together and awkward avoid eye contact
“Well… I mean, I’m from Ponyville, and we don’t have… these. I remember filling out the form you guys gave me but, uh…”
>”Heh heh, yeah, I guess that information will probably get a little fuzzy after a few months. Tell you what – You try to put in what you last remember, and we’ll see if it checks out.”
“I don’t think I used anything really weird… Or maybe I did? Gosh, I’m still a bit winded from the trip up here.”
>”Well, assuming you haven’t changed it since orientation, it’s probably your first and last name. Go ahead, give it a shot!”
“Okay…”
>”And if you make a mistake, security will savagely beat you to a pulp!”
“H-Huh?”
>”Just kidding!”
Username: >_
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Primordial Soup
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>>29031493
Dee Oxi
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"Character development" in a nutshell 2016-12-09 09:12:25 Post No.29028418
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"Character development" in a nutshell
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The last panel should have Glimmer's old hair style back.
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I agree t b h
Old Glim needs to come back.
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>>29029992
I miss her a lot
Now all we have is a twilight try hard trash
Fuck mane5 tho
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MLPFEMTORPG -- First Chapter, in the Sky 2016-12-14 02:27:01 Post No.29057949
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MLPFEMTORPG -- First Chapter, in the Sky
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>>29057949
post sheets.
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>>29057956
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>>29057956
http://pastebin.com/p1dtY3qj