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Old Horse: >>29046719>>29052657
She did
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>>29052744
FOOD
FOOD
FOOD
FOOD
>>29052747
>>29052737Excellent.
Chisels and Bits is going to kill meBut at least I'll die surrounded by carefully sculpted decorative shit and blocky ponies
>>29052761
is that a horseshoe being forged?
>>29052761
what's it doing to you?
>>29052764
It's tongs for quenching the workpiece in that barrel of water
>Colt
>>29052760I like that bootleg pone
>>29052768
It's forcing me to painstakingly create blocky models
>trying to find a specific picture on derpibooru
>with that awful tag system
might as well fucking kill myself
>>29052782
have you considered that the tagging system is fine and you're awful?
What are you looking for?
is it giant zebra asses?
>>29052769
that makes more sense I guess
>chilling at home in comfy blanket
>playing some late-night New Leaf
>relaxing MLPG
>Christmas lights outside bright as fuck
>pretty-ass tree near me
>gonna go out and do Christmas shopping for family and friends
I love this time of year.
>>29052782
In my experience, the tagging on derpibooru is actually pretty impressive compared to other places. There's a lot of noise for dumb joke tags and stupid nicknames for stuff, but in general I can find stuff pretty quickly with only a couple key tags.
>>29052782
What's wrong with it, exactly?
It has the best tagging of any places i know. I usually have no trouble finding a picture.
Only thing i miss is consistent tagging of "filly" and "colt".
Treehugger followed me on her quad bike and threw a healing crystal straight at my head
>>29052792
not him but what annoys me is the inconsistency. sometimes they tagged absolutely everything, something the one crucial tag is missing and you this filter it by accident.
was looking for a specific pic a few days ago and couldn't find it because it didn't have the "solo" tag, despite showing only one character
>>29052794
How matter how easy you make something, there's always someone too dumb to use it.
>>29052787
>>29052792
>>29052794
if you dont know a specific tag or the picture youre looking for doesnt happen to have the tag you need youre shit out of luck
>>29052800
nothing is foolproof to the talented fool
>>29052801
if you're awful then yes, life is difficult
>>29052786
DARHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29052791
live and love it
>>29052818
>you will never wear an entire goddamn christmas tree on your head
>Pinkie Pie will never pop out of it
>>29052818
It's the best.
>>29052824
>>29052830
>no snow yet
>probably gonna be like last year where it only snowed in January and you couldn't even go outside because it's -10 - -15 degrees Celsius
Fucking stupid ponies with their stupid pegasuses and their stupid weather control and their stupid Celestia and their stupid control over the sun and thus the temperature
>>29052867
hey
wow
chill
>>29052867
>and their stupid Celestia
You take that back!
>>29052891
No.
She's stupid. And dumb. And a loser.
I know that no matter how shitty things are at least I am not as friendless as Celestia is
>>29052867
I'm not accustomed to snow where I live, just freezing temperatures so it doesn't bother me that much. If I want snow that bad, I can just drive an hour or two up to the mountain.
THE PRESENT'S ALWAYS FILLED WITH PRESENTS
SO COME ON, OPEN YOUR EYES
Pony wants to know what a sbemail is
>>29052911
the present is only filled with misery and suffering
is there a userscript for desuarchive.org that allows inline image expansion?
How is your waifu beating?
>>29052947
She beats her cock pretty well, thanks for asking.
Oh wait, you meant something else didn't you?I help her with some of the harder puzzles, but she's beating her way through the classics on SNES now.
>>29052947
tool assisted
>>29052796
>>29052801
That happens with every tagging system
you should be studying, anon
>>29053008
My full time engineer job says otherwise
>>29053012
why are you up so late you have work in the morning
I WANNA DIE
>>29053029
Pony is pure.I wanna take that purity away
>>29053037
>>29053019
Phoneposting from work is magic
>>29053053
if ur so smart why dont u make a robo pone hm
>>29053068
Fuk robopones
A software pony personal companion would be better
Filly is trying to warp space time.
>>29053081
i don't exactly know what that means but fuck that i want a robo pone
how many dates will they have together next season?
>>29053081
be careful what you wish for
Poofy pones
>>29053124
>>29053128
Not poofy enough.
>>29053137
>>29053141
>>29053158
I will never not be sore that this beautiful pone didn't take off like so many dumb background horses who don't even get lines.
>>29053170
>>29053170
>586 pictures of her on Derpibooru
I mean, for a pone that's only been on one episode in the middle of S6 that's pretty good
>>29053191
I'm going to boop that pone
>>29053188
She'd probably have more if she was a good character
>>29053198
Pone is going to boop you first
>>29053188
True, but compared to so many other pones in the past it just makes me a tad cross.
>>29053053
Maud Pie is magic
https://derpibooru.org/1310053
>>29053204
There are many ponies that I wish had more art
Hoity Toity still only has 677 pictures
>LunaQuest will never resume
>>29053263
>necropone quest is dead
>MAQ is dead
>>29053230
>people have totally forgotten Hoity Toity
>people stopped making Photo Finish jokes back in 2012
>Blueblood isn't even canon anymore
>Little Strongheart has almost no art
>Chief Thunderwho?
>>29053269
>>necropone quest is dead
it's a shame that nobby has the attention span of a goldfish because his style and humor are perfect for quests
>>29053278
>Little Strongheart has almost no art
Don't remind me. I still sometimes look at that lewd piece MegaSweet never bothered finishing.
>>29053288
Do you mean the one where she threatens to cut your dick off?
>>29053291
The very same.
>>29053292
why would you look at that?
>>29053296
An angry woman being fucked turns me on.
>>29053292
I don't see why somebody doesn't just color it. I mean it's been almost six years at this stage it's not like he's going to do anything with it at this stage.
>>29053296
Because it's hot you prude.
>>29053311
What do the ponies do in off-season?
>>29053328
shitpost on MLPG
>>29053318
Carrot Cake is one lucky bastard to have these two whenever he wants.
>>29053334
He is pretty lucky
>>29053334
They're swingers, you could have them too.
>>29053334
he gets pegged nightly
>>29053352
I'm not seeing the downside here
>>29053352
I want to be pegged too.
>>29053355
>>29053364
yeah they would probably be good at it too
fat pony butts
>>29053390
>>29053390
>>29053394
That's what happens when you spend all day laying around in ded threads and not booping
>>29053394
hey, Marker's sensitive about Anons looking at her butt
>>29053390
can you like butts too much?
>>29053414
Never
Highly kissable colts
>>29053409
No she isn't.
>>29053410
If I touch it will she get mad at me?
I heard that Marker puts out for boops.
>>29053432
>>29053416
what can a stallion butt offer?
>you will never cuddle up with a sleeping pony
>>29053439
Everything
>Today is National Cocoa Day
Just add marshmallows.
>>29053434
>>29053440
Can I cuddle up with a sleepy ponygirl?
>>29053447
cocoa sounds pretty good
>>29053459
maybe
Pony has been watching the news and is very concerned. She says that Griffonstone rigged Ponyville's latest election and that's why Mayor Mare won. Her mayorship is illegitimate!
>>29053439
Ask flying saucer
>no thread for pencil's most recent comic page
did they bully him off /mlp/?
>>29053480
Why don't you ask them?
>>29053481
because they will probably be mean to me
>>29053501
You wouldn't shoot a filly before cuddling her.
>>29053501
>>29053534
are you sure?
>>29053468
Twilight get the fuck out of my house.
I think the lack of a cute pony to cuddle is slowly driving me insane
>>29053434
He booped her with his finger, right?
>>29053582
>slowly
I crossed that line years ago
>>29053603
What the fuck else would it be
>>29053608
From the looks of it, a very small penis.
>>29053613
That's not how cocks look
>>29053603
Get your mind out of the gutter
>>29053613
Anon have you ever seen a penis
Are you a filly anon
I love this little pony so much. I want to hurt her. I want to beat her up then scoop her up in my arms and tell her that everything will be alright.
>>29053616
Do you not have a cock, anon?
>>29053625
Do you?
>>29053628
Why are you avoiding the question and attempting question deflection?
>>29053624
>I want to beat her up then scoop her up in my arms and tell her that everything will be alright.
I don't think that's going to make her feel safer.
>>29053630
I have a cock and I have extensive experience with cocks, and that's not how cocks look
>>29053625
>Anon doesn't know what cock looks like
>>29053621
Thats a small dick, brah
You got the shaft and balls
>>29053635
t. Cock connoisseur extraordinaire
TIL there are still girls in MLPG
Color me surprised
>>29053641
>no one cared who I was until I put on the mask
>>29053640
Exactly
>>29053636
>Anon might be a girl
>>29053641
Every woman who has ever come here has known what a cock looks like and some of them could draw pretty nice ones.
>>29053641
>not being a cute mare
>>29053650
How would you know?
>>29053647
Why do you people think a girl would think that's what a dick looks like?
Why do you people think women don't know what dicks look like?
>>29053644
Exactly, a small dick
>>29053654
Because most of them have gone on to draw pretty good dicks.
>>29053657
Please go see a urologist if your dick looks anywhere close to that
>>29053655
If anon had a dick he could reference his own.
>Anon could be a little girl
wew
>>29053658
So anecdotal evidence?
K
>>29053659
>we've all seen, touched and sucked a bit of cock before
What if you'vejust held hands with a nice boy?
>>29053661
Its a dick
A very small dick
A little boys dickYour dick
>>29053675
>>29053659speaking from experience?
>>29053672
Are you denying that some of the female artist who came here didn't talk about and draw dicks (some of them being pretty good) later down the line or even during their time here?
I'm a little confused.
>>29053641
>TIL there are still girls in MLPG
I doubt it. Apart from the occasional visit of Braindead, QC orTiaramaybe.
>>29053688
You got any proof to back up your original claims that dont rely on anecdotal evidence?
>>29053689
>Tiara
He's posted pictures of himself multiple times.
>>29053692
I know, I was mostly poking fun at the people back then who religiously refused to accept that he's a dude.
>>29053692
Did he have a feminine penis?
>>29053691
I'm confused. Do you want me to name the artist I have in mind, link you to their blogs, or just tell you to check the archive?
Because I can do all that. I don't even know why you're being like this. This is weird.
>>29053662
>Anon could be a little girl
She would draw very adorable fillies, then?
>>29053698
>I'm confused
One former post of yours
>Every woman who has ever come here has known what a cock looks like
Why are you backpedaling and playing dumb?
Why can't you prove what you say?
>>29053702
I literally just asked what kind of proof would be acceptable to you.
>>29053659
>only a bit
>>29053701
Fillies are stupid and smelly
Anon should push them in the dirt and make them cry
>>29053708
>>29053703
The kind of proof that has sources to back up your claim that "every" woman that has ever come to /mlp/ knows what a penis looks like.
>>29053713
I'm on your side, filly.
>>29053715
>/mlp/
I was never talking about /mlp/ I was only talking about MLPG.
> sources
What kind of sources could you have for this?
Why are you acting like it's difficult to google a penis?
>>29053730
and you think any of those sheltered catholic girls would end up on 4chan?
Thread successfully derailed
Nice work, Anon
Apples
Is someone in your family into ponies too, MLPG?I looked over my brother's browser history yesterday. He watched the Spanish versions of EqG's cafeteria song and one of the the newest movie's song (forgot name). Also a video of Pinkie singing in Spanish back in the Weird Al episode.He also seems to have a kink for Japanese girls.
>>29053754
>You still need to provide proof
I really don't.
>>29053749
I know my sister used to watch it but I think she dropped it after season 2 or 3
>>29053761
You really do according to burden of proof.
>to prove what you are asserting
You made the claim now back it up
>>29053739
>sheltered catholic girls
>not sheltered muslim girls
wew
>>29053749
My younger cousins like it, but their actually in the target demographic.
I give them old pony comics I don't read anymore once I buy trades.My little sister used to watch it and Pinkie was her favorite but she's going through her "I'm too old for cartoons phase" so I don't think she's watched the show in a while
>>29053767
Nah.
>>29053777
Thats a funny way of saying you got called out on your bullshit.
>>29053749
I don't think so
>>29053781
I didn't think it was that funny.
>>29053789
Its funny to me
>>29053792
I think knock-knock jokes are funny.
>>29053794
So try knocking your head against a door.
>>29053771
>Muslim girl
>not married off at 8
>wonder why mlpg is so active
>it's about cocks
sasuga mulpug
>>29053804
>married off at 8
>not 6
I mean come on!
>>29053807
Did you expect anything else?
>>29053803
You've been rude to me this entire time and I don't understand why
>>29053812
>>29053813
Because you are stupid and I like picking on you.
Be glad I'm not there in person or I would be making you eat dirt and giving you a wedgie
>>29053807
Have you got something against cocks, Dash?
>>29053818
Jokes on you bullying is my 3rd favorite fetish.
>>29053827
Jokes on you
Domination and sadism are my top two fetishes
>>29053827
>>29053832
Get a fucking room already
>>29053834
is your room free?
>>29053839
Only if I can join in
>>29053846
Then this threesome is complete
>>29053051
>>29053037
>PUMPING A BREAK ACTION WEAPON
Come on, there are fillies in the thread.
>>29053855
Maybe she thinks its a dick
>>29053807
>>29053855
You really can't see anything but the barrels. It might have an auto loading clip.
>>29053867
Why is my always so lewd?
>>29053885
can she be helped?
>>29053903
I swear to god if you upper deckered my toilet again
>>29053905
do I want to look up what that means?
>>29053915
it's when you take a dump in the reservoir tank
>>29053749
My daughter loved the show, but she hit puberty and has a real horse now.
Yes, it's true – my wife and daughter are equestrians.
>>29053930
it kind of sounds like you married your daughter's horse
>>29053930
Wait how is your daughter an Equestrian if she's human?
>>29053973
Marrying a horse is legal in some countries.
>>29053973
The word 'equestrian' can also mean a horse rider.
>>29053986
I learn so much about horses here
>>29053992
they are majestic creatures
>>29053986
>>29054012
I would date Lyra to get closer to Bonbon.
>>29053509
>The Filly-ight plan I just Filled with the agency...
Oh my god you have to be kidding me
>>29053509
you're a small filly
>>29054111
>>29054197
Remember, no fillies.
>>29054197
>"Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mare"
>they're making three 30 minute long episodes of EqG
Wait, really?Why?
>>29054242
because I called Hasbro and told them not to and they just want to laugh at me
>>29054242
To comply with the fapping needs of the most resistent anons
>>29054242
Because they love the Sunshit OC
>>29054242
They hate us?
Fuck, I don't know, I don't pay attention to that non-pony shit.
>>29054242
Pilots episode for the future EQG tv show.
Be ready for longer hiatus and shorter MLP season in the future because they will share the VA, writers and animation studio.
Maybe we would get a year with a MLP and the next one only with EQG.
Maybe we would
>>29054313
>>29054242
To slowly introduce Ace Thruster
>>29054311
please no
Celestia says she had the tax rate changed as soon as she realized that it was too high.
>>29054362
this is a strange post
>reading the first Horus Heresy novel
>everything about the Interex
I'm mad.
>>29054242
source?
>>29054377
Literally a 2 months new
Check the EQG tag in equestria daily
Why is filly such a cute word?
>>29054422
>>29054422
Why does mare sound like something forbidden you should put your penis in?
Things we will never know the answer for.
>>29054455
It doesn't
>>29054455
>yfw when you hear the word 'mare'
ha ha ha, boop!
>>29054422
>FILLy
That why, you want to fill the filly
>>29054311
>Be ready for longer hiatus and shorter MLP season in the future because they will share the VA, writers and animation studio
They can have Haber and the other shitters
>>29054520I'm just a man, Anon.
>>29054023
are you a spy?
>>29054242
I wish EqG would fucking die already.
All these resources that could be going towards pony related things instead go towards abomination barbie.
>>29054556
unfortunately, EqG reinvigorated the show. There likely wouldn't be an S4 without it
>>29054556
Sorry bro, be ready for more shimmer and probably a TV show.
Inb4 EQG will have more rating than MLP
>>29054564
Are you retarded?
>netflix only goes to s4
Where do I watch s5 and 6 now?
>anonnnnn
>make it do the reading
>>29054571
I think he's retarded.
>>29054592
yayponies
>>29054564
True. MMC was supposed to be the last episode.
>>29054612
It wasn't supposed to be the last episode, they just weren't sure if the show would be continued
>>29054624
until interest in the show got reinvigorated by EqG. Got it.
>>29054635
Okay, are you genuinely retarded?
EqG has a different target audience, whether it succeeded or not had nothing to do with the show continuing
Not only that, EqG's ratings were fucking abysmal compared to the show
The reason they weren't sure if the show would continue is that the S3 finale is the 100th episode, making MLP eligible for syndication
New page yay
>>29054571
I think he's just baiting. These kind of posts always get at least one guy falling for it
>>29054650
I'm wondering if he's doing the color thing now because of his new tablet or because Anon isn't there.
>>29054643
>the S3 finale is the 100th episode
What
Slice of Life was the 100th episode.
>>29054663
I meant 65, I'm just dumb
>>29054643
>S3 had 13 episodes
>S1 & 2 had 87 episodes
Dammit I had no clue I missed so many episodes. I know what I'm doing this afternoon
>>29054657
New tablet >>29053634
Full color page is more easy and quicly to make than a whole grey-scale page.
Also with this he can put more details in the female minotaurs
>>29054667
Anon no!
They are forgotten and unspoken of for a reason
>>29054669
Oh.I actually liked the grey-scale thing.
>>29054689
>they all have a 10 minute segment of Spike doing something on the "I will sing the anthem!" level
>>29054700
Me too, but I don't mind my technicolor >ponies being colored.
>>29054714
Yeah, but the lack of color was actually a hint of the plot of the comic
>more color = more magic
>pony with anon gain more colors
>nobody can sense this only the peoples that read the comics
He literally drop a part of the plot only to make the page more easy and quickly
>>29054736
Why do you keep posting the pages and then shitposting about them?
>>29054669
Not necessarily >>29054703
>>29054741
This thread is quite dead to be honest, i just want to return to the filly posting but nobody is helping.The shitpost attract more peoples or at least the faggot that derail the shitpost with cute stallions
>>29054736
I wouldn't call it a part of the plot, it never has been one. It was just an effect used for the reader. I liked the whole idea of more magic equals more color, but if he drops it in exchange for fully colored pages I ain't mad.
That's also because I read it for the cute ponies, and not for the plot. If I cared about the story more than for the art I would've either already dropped it or more likely never start reading it at all.
>>29054741
How is this shitposting? It's a so far civil discussion over a legitimate issue.
>>29054763
I'm pretty sure there's an Anon around here that just refers to everything as shitposting. Just ignore him.
posting some tails of equestria
>>29054787
>>29054795
>>29054736
>>pony with anon gain more colors
Man, I didn't pay enough attention.
>>29054787
>>29054795
>>29054799
I can't wait
>>29054799
>>29054787
>>29054795
>>29054799
I'm intrigued
>>29054795
>that completely oversaturated red OC
>>29054809
a pony p&p?
>>29054809
>>29054827
>>29054827
>crystallized friendship
>>29054834
>you will never give pony a token of friendship
>>29054834
>last pony to possess the element of [...]
... are they kill?
>>29054848
>>29054857
>>29054854
Nah, they leave it in some tree. the new heroes take the element and goes to an epic adventure.
To bad for ponyville, every pony get raped by the vines some hours later
>>29054827
>DM bribe tokens
pff
I like it
>>29054866
that all
>>29054772
>>29054866
Royal sisters confirmed for having Geser-tier intelligence.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/12/13/1316584.png
Remember to never be sexual active with the princess, they sex games are quite silly
>>29054827
>>29054838
Weaponized friendship.
>>29054887
Is this from the Bee Movie?
>>29054827
I love systems that have official player invoked deus ex machina mechanics
>>29054887
that guy's stuff is always slightly weird
>>29054887
>>29054857
>those Zecora stats
Jesus christ
>>29054905
That pony is far too angry and fluffy.
>>29054857
Ursa Minor is fucking unstoppable, but Zecora is basically Charles Xavier in this game
>>29054918
She's a fucking demigoddess
>>29054857
>zecora
She is the optional boss that you can only defeat it in the New Game+?
>>29054809
WOW
O
W
fucking awesome
>>29054926
I mean she could just be at the level cap, but comparing it with a new character and some of those monsters her mind and charm stats are silly.
Any offensive ability that uses those stats will fuck shit up.
Her body being the same as a Diamond Dog is acceptable I guess.
So when will we have MLPG Table Top simulator sessions of this game?
>>29054919
>too fluffy
No. That is optimum fluff for cuddling.
>>29054950
>I mean she could just be at the level cap
Isn't that basically being a demigoddess in most tabletop games?
>So when will we have MLPG Table Top simulator sessions of this game?
Probably when it's actually released
>>29054950
>So when will we have MLPG Table Top simulator sessions of this game?
Everyone will be fillies with the charm stat maxed and maybe one or two colts dressed like a filly
>>29054809
>>29054809
mudponies confirmed for absolutely useless
>>29054962
>not being a max charm stallion who seduces every other stallion
>>29054960
Depends on the game, the balance and the scope of the game.
The FFG Star Wars RPG still have relatively week characters even after reaching a high level
A squad of storm troopers can just one shot you no matter how great you are.
Applejack comfirmed to be the retarded of the group
>>29054918
she has the strength of a timberwolf/diamond dog but also the aura and wisdom of a god
>>29054984
>>29054564
>EqG reinvigorated the show. There likely wouldn't be an S4 without it
Do you even know what reinvigorated means?
>>29054991
What if zecora is the last zebra of equestria and the alicorn literally purge that race because they're powerful enough to domain equestria with their zebra magic?
>>29054937
trash
>>29054887
>my flower balls
oh god kek
>>29054962
>implying I wouldn't make a pony-hulk
>>29054991
Well from what I can see Body is Strength, Agility/Dexterity and Constitution or whatever the equivalent in other games all in one so that is perfectly okay.
The Mind stat is fucking ridiculous.
I'm honestly scared to imagine Twilight's mind stat or Rarity's charm stat. They probably have D20 * 2 or some shit
>>29055002
ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA GET A BIG BUCKET OF TRASH DUMPED ON YOU
>>29055002
Why do we attract the most autistic shitposters on this entire website (not counting that one guy on /sp/ who wrote a fucking hundred pages long report on some tripfag)?
>>29054999
>killing a race that is too dangerous to leave alone but then letting one live
that sounds like a disaster waiting to happen
>>29055014
She's gonna slut herself through the campaign without even having to try.
>>29054991
That's because Zecora is best pony.
>>29055021
>(not counting that one guy on /sp/ who wrote a fucking hundred pages long report on some tripfag)?
are we entirely sure sentinal didn't have something similar?
>>29055036
The guy who shitposted about sentenal for literal years might have something like that
>>29054962
Fuck you nigger, I'm gonna be my cute unicorn petite mere musician
>>29055022
Just like any celestia decision
>>29055051
Well fuck you too nigger, I'm gonna be my cute pegasus filly musician.
why would anyone want to be a filly
>>29055051
>>29055062
>bard class
Literally the first one to die
>>29055071
they are the pinnacle of civilization
>>29055078
>class
>in a classless RPG
The best she's gonna get is a music related spell and probably an die bonus from the DM to play music.
>>29055078
Can I be a Battle Filly?
>>29055071
Fillies are the ultimate life forms.
>>29055086
Bard will be the OP class
>Pony start a song in the show
>problem solves
>>29055096
fucking CUTE
This general sure is slow today
>>29055126
she'll get you in a sleeper hold and cuddle you into submission
Reminder that you need friends to play tails of equestria
>>29055147
We're all at the filly party
you got your invitation right?
>>29055156
are ponies friends?
>>29055148
>she just clings to your neck and makes strained grunting sounds as she tries to pull you over but just dangles in the air
>>29055162
so tactical
>>29055157
where is the filly party
what is this
>>29055169
oh uh, nothing
>>29055175
well that's just sad
>>29055175
Why Luna shit her own wall?
>>29055156
we're playing right
>>29055213
It's soda. You don't shit soda, do you?
>>29055292
On a bad day i do.
>>29055308
you should really eat more fiber, or at least some fiber filled fillies
Pony did 720p to save space, even though they sell multiple Terabyte drives nowadays
>>29055340
>>29055402
FILLY
I
L
L
Y
I watched MMDW again and it's still pretty shitty. Not as shitty as I remember, but I can't imagine myself watching it again for a long time.
The weird thing about this episode is that I feel like it could have worked fine without the mare do well. Just have everyone get sick of Dash's shit and refuse to do anything with her or acknowledge her would have been fine.I also really don't understand why adults are in a fan club for Rainbow Dash.
>>29055450
>I also really don't understand why adults are in a fan club for Rainbow Dash.
We are adults on an image board talking about My little Pony the cartoon, some being here for over 5 years.
>>29055450
Ponies are prone to childlike exuberance about things
>>29055450
she's just so loveable
>>29055483
Yeah, but in my eyes Dash would only be 'cool' to foals (at least a that point in the show) if anything I'd expect adult ponies to be more interested in a fanclub for AJ or Pinkie.
Also it's pretty weird to hang out in a children's clubhouse just to talk about how cool Dash is.
joining the rainbow dash fan club with fillies
>>29055541
I'm already a member of the Rarity fanclub along with president Spike and vice-president Sweetie Belle
>>29055604
I want to dateher mom
>>29055604
>>29055637
>>29055637I want to feed a pony
>>29055637
>>29055644
Fuck off Ross
>>29055643
>>29055644
But what if pony doesn't want to be fed?
>>29055646
Why is it always Ross?
Why can't I be called a fat artist that's not an asshole for once like envy or Red?
>>29055662
Well then pony can eat out of the dog bowl for all I care
>>29055663
ross fuck off
>>29055690
Alright.
>>29052737
Why am I watching Lazytown?
>>29054592
Wait. What? I was able to watch s6 episodes last week on it. They were coming out the day after being aired on cable.
>>29054809
neat
>>29055631
Sweetie just wants to dateapples
>>29055746
Look at this faggot
That I just found
>>29055787
I mostly watch it for Robbie Rotten.
>>29055746
Probably because of
https://soundcloud.com/user-847444/we-are-number-one-instrumental
The absolute madmen
>>29055785
I love that comic so much.
I love Sweetiebloom so much.
>>29055800
little apple was a little harsh to her in the end, I'd love a part 2 where she's nicer
>>29055790
He is pretty neato, isn't he.
Fillies can't love other fillies.
>>29055843
why would you spread hurtfully lies to impressionable young fillies
>>29055843
It depends on your definition of love. Fillies can love other fillies like close friends or family.
>>29055843
I have solved the problem.
>>29055867
Now just coltify Sweetie too
>>29055871
You're the boss
>>29055871
Sweetie Bell now drives a truck. Done.
>>29055790
>>29055819He's pretty consistently entertaining in that show.
Sportacus isn't all that bad beyond being kind of bland, but he's best as a foil for Robbie.
On that note, beyond the meme potential, the other Rottens were neat to play off him as well for that episode.It's kind of funny how Robbie actually gets along pretty well with Stephanie and the others until he advances the episode's plot.
>>29055876
>>29055883
Don't boner to colts.
>>29055920
They're obviously aged up versions, thus making them very unfworthy
>>29055883
gayyy
>>29055934
It's not gay if he has a feminine cock
Just another day in dicks: the general, huh
>>29055943
shut up Dash, you'd talk about munching Fluttershy's carpet just as much if it wasn't a kid's show
>>29055943
I've stopped reading the majority of posts in mlpg and just skim for new, well drawn pictures I don't have now.
It's gotten really terrible.
>>29055941
Anon, his dick is probably bigger than yours.
I pity the fools who try to browse MLPG without their filter ponies.
>>29055952
>I still come here sifting thru the shit looking for a gem
Weathering all this consistent gayshit?
Better man than I.
>>29055971
Yes, three posts truly are consistent gayshit
>>29055974
>a thread only second to the homo horse hangout in its homosexual lust
>only three posts
You aren't fooling anyone, pal.
>>29055983
>>29055871
>>29055876
>>29055920
>>29055926
>>29055941
Okay, I'm sorry, it was five posts
Truly horrible, I physically can't ignore this constant spam
>Fetish posting is not as frequent as it used to be
>All of our most notorious shitposters are gone
>We don't have people spamming threads just because they don't like ponies anymore
>The majority of the problems that used to plague MLPG are non-existent or not as frequent anymore
>MLPG has gotten really terrible
>>29055998
Some people just can't ignore what they don't like
>>29055993
>>29055998
>constant filly/colt/stallion posting
>le want 2 b little mare
>sudden bouts of homolust that can lasts for hours
>random and frequent attempts at railroading the thread towards [insert fetish of the day here]
its shit
>>29056015
Are you seriously implying that this is worse than literal days of actual anal vore fetishposting
>Shipping
>>29056027
Other shit just took its place.
At least the spambots and days of kickballing it around 4chan were somewhat entertaining.
>>29056015
>constant filly/colt/stallion posting
Which is related to the show. Whereas we used to have threadly memes that weren't even close to being related to the show.
>le want 2 b little mare
I haven't seen that many post like that compared to the old days. You know when a blog dedicated to someone posting if they were the little mare yet was posted every thread
>sudden bouts of homolust that can lasts for hours
I haven't seen anything sexual last longer than a few post these days. Which I'm sure you would agree is much better than paragraphs of black bars that usually lasted multiple threads.
>random and frequent attempts at railroading the thread towards [insert fetish of the day here]
See above
What I'm trying to say is: If you think MLPG has gotten worse you are pretty damn stupid because all the shit we have to put up with now is tame as fuck and really easy to ignore.Like I don't know why you wouldn't just talk about something else if you see someone talking about dicks or whatever. We're slow enough for multiple conversations to happen without any problems.
>>29056057
>Which I'm sure you would agree is much better than paragraphs of black bars that usually lasted multiple threads
I dunno, some of them were pretty hot. The more vanilla ones at least.
>>29056057
people don't even remember the shit we had to put up with
guro spammer was something to put up with
anontalk spam was something we had to put up with
prince of equestria was just bonkers
this is just a bunch of stop liking what I don't like
>>29056087
I'm not hating on them. If you liked them you liked them.
I'm just saying that it's weird as fuck to complain about what we have now compared to what we had to put up with before.
>>29056091
>anontalk spam was something we had to put up with
That shit was entertaining though.
>>29056091
Not to mention people stealing the marker
>>29055998
Current MLPG is what happens when the shitposters win. Draw/writefags have left or been chased off, new show fans have no reason to visit, regular anons don't post as much and the thread is dominated by a handful of bored NEETs and perverts who post the same shit every day and then complain about the state of the general anyways.
>>29056118
ah yes
and of course anonymous OPs deleting entire generals halfway through
Where is filly now?
>"..Hahaha, oh Marmaduke..you remind me so much of Luna."
>>29056118
>>29056127
I don't know why you complain about these things, half of those were fun and injected some chaos into things.
>>29056126
This is bullshit because I post about the show every time I watch an episode and usually manage to get some good discussion out of it.
We still have drawfags. Not as many as we used to, but a lot of them left because of lack of interest in pony, not because they were chased off.
Most of are drawfags were our fetishposters and wrote about fetishes. Usually a specific one.
These threads were always dominated by bored NEETS and perverts who post the same shit every day and complain about the state of the general. That ain't new.
People complained about the state of the general during the first hiatus, during S2, and so on. Niggas in MLPG always complain.
>>29056133
Filly has ascended beyond the comprehension of mere mortals. She's everywhere yet nowhere at the same time.
>>29056091
>remembering PoE
No manipulation of Comet today.
>>29056143
It was, but when /mlpg/ was constricted to one thread on /co/, it only motivated the love and tolerance trolls to shitpost faster.
>>29056178
This is also true. I think I still have Faceless's scatfics somewhere whenever I want to get (you)s.
>>29056143
Yeah there's nothing more fun than someone deleting a thread and everyone scrambling to make a new one or sitting in a ded thread for hours because everyone is afraid to use the anon thread
I remember all the good times when the marker was posted in other threads so the thread wouldn't get archived and we would have to deal with multiple people from those threads complaining while others would ask why the thread locator was taking them to HSG.
Good times.
>>29056140
But Marmaduke's an amorphous blob of hate that only pretends to be a dog.
>>29056203
Yeah, it was pretty entertaining. It's still hilarious to trigger people with ponies, in fact.
>>29056201
I don't know why that picture is creeping me out as much as it is.
>Pony Leader standing by
>Pony Two standing by
>Pony Three standing by
>>29056195
Then I guess that means filly won't be in the car in 5 minutes when I leave to get ice cream.
Filly up.
>>29056265Ante up
>>29056359
>>29056359
YOU STUPID BEAGLE
>>29056226
>General Pony insists that they use different callsigns other than "Pony"
>no one every does
>>29056363
>>29056412
I want to scratch her fuzzy little crotch
>>29056412
I really like that one
>>29056412
Fillies are just so cute.
Holy shit guys, new book confirmed
A new My Little Pony chapter book featuring your favorite unicorn pony and traveling magician, Trixie! An original story.
© 2017 Hasbro. All Rights Reserved.
Comes out: 3/7/2017
>>29056456
GLITZ
AND
GLAM
>>29056456
What's up with the new logo?
How many fillies to the mile do you think Anon gets?
>>29056456
>this happens before the CMC do anything as individuals
feels bad
>>29056479
I like it.
>>29053749
My brother wrote some fanfics and runs cyoas in this board.
>>29056506
I'm so sorry
>>29056487
here, now feels worst. This meme ship got a book before any CMC or even spike
>>29056506
Are they good?
>>29056511
Good
>>29056505
those crazy weathermares
You wrote "Anon" on the bottom of fillies hoof so everyone knows she's your toy.
>>29056542
I've noticed a few counterfeit fillies poppies up, I might have to do something a little harder to forge
>>29056553
that filly is adorable
If you ever go to Equestria it's important to know which princess to submit yourself to sexually for protection and cigarettes.
>>29056553
I love that picture of Twilight
it's like she had glamor shots taken
>>29056091
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
Would you hire them, MLPG?
>>29056757
I would but they are always on maternity leave
>>29056804
You need to stop impregnating the mares anon
>>29056923
It's not my fault, they signed up to have contractions
>>29056757
What solutions?
>>29056978
you know if you need mare stuff done
plow a feel
go out on a date
power your wagon
the possibilities are endless
>>29056990
What's their rates like?
>>29056990
>plow a feel
But AJ doesn't feel.
>>29057013
AJ feels on the inside
>>29057013
oh I left out the D, that will change her mind
How many fillies have you captured today?
>>29057070
I feel bad for Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash was already taken by Thunderlane
Also, Rainbow Dash is straight, so it's not like fluttershy had a chance with her anyway
>>29057092
They're all straight.
>>29057115
They're all lesbians
>>29057122
Equestria is dead within a generation.
>>29057122
>muh lesbian headcanon
>>29057140
>muh headcanon > your headcanon
>>29057145
Straight is the default setting familia.
>>29057145
(You)
>>29057156
You're still pretending like your headcanon is any better, anon
>>29057163
It's better by default, we just went over this.
>>29057169
Why are you responding to him?
>>29057169
Congratulations. They're all bi. Even the stallions. You both win.
>>29057178
Why are you responding to him?
>>29057182
That's a pretty awful outcome bro.
>>29057189
>awful
>not the best
>dude they're all lesbians
>"nice headcanon"
>"nice straight headcanon xd"
Filly took the last slice of pizza
She leans over and whispers "What's it worth to ya?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpbwYmc9Ft4
>>29057178
>>29057183
Is your friendship ending?
>>29057199
Filly is going to get the stick.
>>29057207
I don't get it
>>29057207
Do you need a glass of water?
>>29057197
Why are you getting so assblasted about this?
>>29057221
>muh headcanon
>muh headcanon
>umad
Are you well?
>>29057235
No, I'm just seriously worried about you
>>29057238
No one likes fake sympathy, anon.
>>29057238
You can stop shitposting anytime anon
>>29057248
I think I'm missing something here
How am I shitposting and the other guy isn't?
gay mares > gay stallions
Everyone has the capacity to like stallion dongs or mare vaginas deep within them, and their preference depends on environmental and genetic factors and can be changed through therapy and willpower
So just think about how all those long warm wobbly stallion cocks would feel in your hands, in your mouth, against your buttcheeks. Think about the horseballs.
>>29057267
>How am I shitposting
Here, have a glass of water
>page 10
>>29057070
what a horny mare
>>29057280
>their preference depends on environmental and genetic factors and can be changed through therapy and willpower
I don't think you know what any of those words mean
>>29057296
embrace the beb
>>29057296
Yes. Make a new thread.
>>29057306
But she just drank a whole 3L Bebsi
>>29057313
she's gonna be wasted
>>29057302
just part of being a pegasus
>>29057308
Can we post cute mares in the meanwhile?
>>29057317
you're like the third troupe to stop by today
I'm very sore and have way too many cookies now
>>29057313
Bebsi doesn't come in 3L bottles.
>>29057317
>those tail bows
Fucking slut fillies showing his filly bits.
I bet that they suck box if you buy a box of cookies
>>29057321
YOU can
>>29057331
>he doesn't live in America, where it comes in up to 10L bottles
>>29057321
>>29057331
YOU DRANK IT ALL
>>29057331
>>29057341
>>29057342
>>29057340
That's a good horse
>>29057337
Fillies can't be sluts.
>>29057354
I don't know how I got diabetes, I only ever drink the smaller soda
>>29057360
>>29057342
>that retarded face
>>29057359
a very good horse
This is a filly.
>>29057371
wpppppsh
>>29057371
This is a griffy
Can I like stallions non-homosexually
>>29057373
Sitting ponies are very wide
>>29057369
Yeah
>>29057380
Only if you're a cute boy.
>>29057371
This is a colt.
>>29057354
You could actually die by drinking all that Coke.
>>29057380
You can like stallions however you wish
>>29057380
"Just take the tip and I won't bring it up again, I promise."
>>29057389
I never really liked that one myself
Last Image
>>29057404
That's because you're a chronic nudist
>>29057413
I was really hoping the last image would be horse panties
>>29057415
well the clothes suck, but there are all kinds of issues with it
forgot the wings, upside down dock, etc
>>29057407
>>29057407
>>29057407
Sweet ponies?
>>29057429
>upside down dock
I never actually noticed that
huh
>>29057429
those panties are great tho
>>29057435
I know my horsebutts