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/mlp/ I have been hearing voices . More importantly twilight's. She has proven to me that she is real. Bye telling me things that seem to happen.
Anyway besides the point. She have me an offer .I can go into equestria.But there is a catch. Everyone will think I have died. But she promised it would be painless.
All I have to get is
3lbs of goats blood. 2 loaves of whole wheat bread. 2 pounds of iron scrap. A thing she calles redicome and it has
To be specifically at 10.28 pm.
I was wondering if anybody else has been given one of these offers
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>>29062228
Ask /x, not us
...or /sci/, since it might as well be schizophrenia.
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>>29062228
I'm already in Equestria, you moron.
Step up your game
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Just do it, don't you want to be with your waifu? Post results
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>>29061110
SHIMMERKEK XDDDDD
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>>29061110
What a filthy and ugly animal
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>tfw buy new pony toys but have anxiety about opening them and displaying cause people smoke in the house and i picture the ponies yelling at me, cursing me for allowing them to be tainted by it or possibly damaged
do I have autism?
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>>29060852
You don't have autism. You're just highly imaginative and lost in your own world. That's downs syndrome.
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>>29060860
/thread
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>>29060860
>tfw try hard to be like that, but even in my dreams, my waifu's nothing more than a plush, and I can't imagine doing anything with her
Am I the autistic one?
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She's not coming back, is she?
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>>29060362
She's now reformed by the Magic Of Friendship™, so she will eventually appear in some episode as a bland forgettable character.
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>>29060362
I find that hard to believe. You can tell the staff still cares about her, giving her noticeable background roles in On Your Marks and Carts Before the Ponies. It's just that the crusaders themselves hardy had any attention through this season, either. They had to try fitting everything they wanted to do with the crusaders in this season in like 3 episodes, so we could get more valuable gems of Rarity and AJ interacting, and Spike being praised. Turns out that young major characters who just reached a major new point in their lives aren't that interesting, in the minds of the people currently in charge.
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>>29060362
What? Didn't you hear? She's staring in her own episode next season. "Journey to the Center of the Cunt."
>"Diamond Tiara is stressed while going through her first estrous cycle, so the Cutie Mark Crusaders steal a shrinking potion from Zecora's house and use it to travel into Diamonds enflamed hungry clitoris, and make her cum from the inside, again and again, until her pussy is literally hurting from the orgasms, and she begs them to stop. They learn that while friendship is good, friends with benefits, is far better.
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Bronies and horsefuckers totally aren't the same thing.
If you were sent to equestria your waifu wouldn't love you
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OP is not a fag
Berserk is a good manga and deserves a (1:1) 2D anime with a substantially large budget
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>>29060319
Everyone dies in Rogue One
Optimus kills Bumblebee
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Equestria exists as an actual place that any of us can get to, that exists outside of the individual's mind.
Applejack is intelligent.
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what was the worst thing at ever happen in the show?
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>>29060192
This bastard.
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>>29060192
Surprisingly, not that thing, but this thing.
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>>29060192
My waifu being touched by a one-shot character.
A close second worst moment of the entire series is my waifu being touched by a secondary character.
>autism thread?
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>Calling someone autistic when you go to an engineering university
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>>29059673
offtopic and now show related
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>>29059673
Looks like you misused some green there, kid.Fuck off you dumb faggot
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How is this not cheating?
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>>29059618
the rules were all clearly laid out and she is not violating any of them
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>>29059618
Just the look on Braeburn's face.
>Oh shit. I can see her teats and stuff. Don't look. Just maintain eye-contact. Shit, I can't hide this erection much longer. HOLY FUCK, REF, JUST PLAY THE FUCKING BALL ALREADY
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>>29059618
i know that sexual minorities have some advantages over straight people in the modern society but i wouldnt go calling it "cheating"
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Does anyone have this yet?
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>>29059532
Supposed to be out now.
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>>29059541
That's what I thought about that sharpie but it still hasn't
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>>29059532
>Fosgitt
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Discord vs this guy. Who'd win?
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>>29059371
ur moms ass
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>>29059371
Do you call him that guy because you weren't even born with that film came out.
Maybe he's Shrek or a really good Anonymous cosplay, huh?
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>>29059381
Not OP but I wasn't born when it came out yet I still know where he's from and who that actor is because my parents raised me right.
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Why are they so perfect?
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>>29059082
because they aren't real
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>>29059092
You fucking stop that.
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>>29059082
Neato, another shitty 'y r dey so prefect' eqg thread for the dump.
A+ contribution, OP, you sure don't suck cocks.
>this is it
>your lips are about to meet
>time around you slows as she nears
>you need to think of somthing quick, or let this play out
Wat do?
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>>29058981
Pretty sure you already made this same awful thread and that it's still on the catalog.
Faggot.
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>>29058981
scream as loudly as I can
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>>29058981
what the fuck is that thing
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Why are we still here?
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>>29058690
I don't know, I just saw a pony thread on the catalog on retard9k.
I'm gladsomeredditors have enough sense to fuck off of this board and stay where they belong.
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>>29058690
The rush of happiness from watching My Little Pony runs out fast, so we must keep coming back to /mlp/ for some sort of fix. Be it greentext or cute pictures.
It's like what happens to people who use morphine and have to switch to heroin when the morphine runs out.
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Any good Sassy Saddles art?
Google has nothing that's any good, sad because she's such a cutie. Does /mlp/ got anything?
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>>29058555
>not derpi
I don't have a shig shiggy enough for this
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>>29058561
I didn't even think to use derpi, but I'd still like to see a thread about her.
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>>29058573
Derpibooru doesn't have shit either, all just screenshots and recoloring
I know it's going to be debated especially given a few episodes of S6, but I don't think you can beat this episode in terms of shittiness. At what point did the hack writing this thing think it was at all acceptable?
>Clearly was "fifty states" before a quick edit to "fifty cities"
>Everything that Spike did "wrong" he did before he went "mad" with power, yet we're supposed to think he was at fault
>We're supposed to think the things that went "wrong" weren't out of anyone's control
>IDW references/self-inserts
>Terrible characterization/implications for Cadance/all of the princesses
>Unfunny slapstick
>Unfunny cringy ending
>People defend it because of the pop culture references
Why did it take them six seasons to realize no one liked Spike cringe humor? Why did Neal Dusedau ever write for this showWorst episode thread and your reasons why, I guess
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>>29058447
>I don't think you can beat this episode in terms of shittiness.
You really can't. Anyone who says otherwise is either some Faustfag here to hate on get.newestSeason() or doesn't remember just how bad it was.
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>>29058463
Seriously, at least Spike at Your Service you had the explanation "well, he was excited and eager to please so he made a mess."
This episode felt like it was written by a waifufag who genuinely hates Spike to an uncomfortable degree. But it was actually just written by someone who only got on the show because he was forced on it by his agent.
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>>29058447
Newbie Dash
It feels really insulting for the conclusion in a 6 season arc for a character to be given to some newbie and treated as a dumb cringe/gag ep. Dash actually seems to have regressed as a character in S6. If they really needed to make this, this should have at least devoted an entire ep to Dash actually being inducted in the bolts so it has a triumphant feel. Then they could have gotten into the issues of actually dealing with fitting in the wonderbolts. As it is, everything except the last 10 seconds is utter trash.