This is a thread for impure waifus only
>>29027136
How can you deem her pure or impure when she's not even canon?
>>29027136
>Flutterfag mobilefags trying to pull people down to their level of cuckoldry
Nothing to see here folks.
You're a fucking faggot.
While I believe it is time for some Spike thread.
So let us focus on canon-wise aspects.
Last season clearly exhibits his high-spirited nature. Merits such as:
- Winning gauntlet and passing the title to Ember.
- With some internal struggle, he risked his reputation for Thorax sake.
shows how much he believes in friendship.
Still, there is a quite a number of issuesdue to not being main character and / or writers being lazy, which still remains under the question mark.
- While winning the gauntlet and holding the scepter. Did he even consider the possibilities of keeping the title to himself? Or was he simply oblivious? Even so, wouldn't Spike after this episode have some second-thought about decision he made? Surely Twilight would keep asking him.
- Is the position of "#1 assistant" stifling his potential? Most of his activities (dusting, book shelving) look irrelevant, when he could be some kind of ambassador or other similar stuff.
- When he will realize, that he won't get involved with Rarity?
- Regarding GoH, what would be the growing factor for Spikezilla?
>>29026928
spike is worst pony
>>29026928
>- Regarding GoH, what would be the growing factor for Spikezilla?
"That's my secret, Twilight: I'm always greedy."
*expands*
Wow, sure he has a lot of love here.
>mfw a ton of Glimmer threads
>mfw 2 Discord generals (Eris and Dadonequus) and a lot of fluttercord threads
>mfw not a single Spike thread
>mfw no more spikefags
>>29026765
Spikefag here
>>29026765
Don't be silly. Spikefags are a myth.
Would you still watch the show if it was made in a different artstyle?
Probably not desu
>>29026654
Depends on the art style.
Anime, no.
>>29026654
Ponies still adorable/fuckable? Then yes.
Making a 1.11 modded server might take a while, since a lot of stuff has to be updated.
So until then the server will be 1.11 with a few plugins, such as mcmmo and factions.
I have worked on getting everything running the last week, and it should be fine now, but if you experience any bugs or have any suggestions for plugins I might have missed feel free to post it in the thread.
The IP to the server is: 212.83.166.132:25565
To join you must be using the 1.11 client.
I hope you all enjoy.
The madman actually did it.
>>29026611
You really should've built up more hype first, or at least made it clearer this is a test server.
If not enough people join at the start, new people join and just go "Oh, no one is on this server, might as well leave!".
Also what plugins have you added?
Btw, I would like to know if you guys want to have KeepInventory on or not.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11834577
What does your waifu mean to you? To me my waifu means no matter what I'll always have somebody to make me smile, even if she only exists in my imagination, as long as the idea of her exists there is hope, the very fact that such a beautiful being was dreamed up makes me believe their is goodness in the world, and the fact that she exists in my mind and in my heart means I'm never truly alone
>>29026609
Kill yourself
>>29026617
Nah faggot you kill yourself little queer.
Welcome to the Equestrian prison system, where you have group >rape instead of solitary >rape, and brutal beatings followed by >rape instead of >rape.
Plus butts, poners, pudding cups and the like, it's heaps good, we've got greentext all figured out, with short, barely literate, single paragraphs.
There lives a small green goblin under my bed who incessantly plays the bongos. I can't get a lot of sleep but he's getting better with those skins each night.
Previous Thread is : >>28963034
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I'm going to start from where I stopped posting in this thread.
Also while I would like to write more often I've just scored a job as a chemist so I've got less time than everfma
Anyway if the thread dies again, which it totally will, I'll just make it again when I have a backlog of prison green to post consistently over a few days like I've been doing with my sci-fi AiE green.
>Finally reaching the library’s theatre you meet up with your herd mares milling around the foyer, speaking to Platinum
>The minotaur was dressed in some spandex leotard thing and god damn she was banging in that thing
>Sleek tight body rippling with muscles and breasts just barely contained within her costume
>Fu-uck!
>Shear looks up and greets you by hugging your leg
“How’d it go with the changelings? Ugh, you reek of them! We’ve got to fix that.”
>”Things were strange, but I gave them the tickets. I don’t think they’ll make it by the look of them. Also what?”
>Before you know it you’re swamped by little ponies, rubbing their scents upon you
>You never really knew horses were so smell sensitive, or that they scent marked
>Actually you knew stallions did, but like most things back on earth that was just with their own piss
>God Earth was gross
>Shear looks back up to you
“You don’t think they’ll make it? Are they okay?”
>”They’re just feeling a little bloated.”
“I don’t know how you can tolerate those bugs Nonny. I’ve heard such terrible stories from the other guards.” Adds Silver
>”They aren’t too bad trust me. If you look past their abrasive speech and manners they’re just as cute and harmless as you guys.”
>Ember shakes her head
“You think everything here is cute don’t you?”
>”Something like that.”
“Well they’re black suits for a reason. So you better watch yourself.”
>”I’ll be sure.”
>>29026216
>”So Platinum, feeling nervous?”
>Your minotaur friend pushes out her chest in boast
“I never feel nervous! I am unstoppable!”
>”Damn straight! You’re going to smash it!”
“You know exactly what to say Anon.” She says with a grin
>”So when’s this thing start?”
>She blinks back sudden surprise
“Shoot that’s what I forgot, I shoulda been back stage two minutes ago! I’ll catch you guys later.”
>Without waiting for a goodbye she sprints away, her tight new outfit revealing a formerly unknown ass of world destroying capability
>Smooth, round, firm, well-shaped and toned
>For the first time you’d found a reason to regret forming a pony based herd
>Or, at least your penis had
>With Platinum running off the five of you file into the theatre’s seating and find your place, Ember taking her position on your lap as agreed
>Behind you were five empty seats for the sisters, further behind that sat Cookies ‘n’ cream, decked out in full riot gear
>They were treating the changelings being out as a very serious thing it would seem, but would they actually turn up?
>Before you know it the lights dim and the stage flares to life
>The show was about to begin
>Ember snuggles up close to you in the darkness and Shear’s hooves pull one of your arms away in a permanent embrace, resting her head against it as she watched
>The sounds of a piano begin echoing around the room as several dancers leap onto the stage
>It was four ponies and, you think, two breezies or two puff balls rhythmically floating around
>They start out on all fours then stand upon their hind legs, strutting about the place perfectly on balance
>Judging by the cheering from the crowd it was pretty damn impressive
“Oh my. They are good aren’t they?” Whispers Soft Cotton though the darkness
>That sounded way too close for where she should be sitting
>Looking down you find Cotton had managed to sneak her way beside Ember without you even noticing
>>29026220
>A combination of super light and super soft made her near impossible to detect
>”You’d make a fantastic pickpocket in another life you sneaky bird.”
>She elbows your gut
“You’re a bird.” She says angrily
>Right, no more bird, must be an insult or something
>Something bat-like leans against your side from her chair
>Figures you’d end up with them trying to clamber all over you
>To think just a few nights ago they’d have wet themselves from embarrassment doing something like this
>Excellent, you were perverting them in the least perverted way: cuddles
>You did have to admit that in some part their overly vulgar actions were driven by a competition for your affection
>Not that you were complaining, you just wouldn’t want any of them getting a reputation
>So long as the lights stay off it should be fine
>The ponies on stage step up their game as they begin to cartwheel around just as a troop of minotaur, Platinum included, dive out from behind the curtain and grab the ponies, carelessly tossing them around
>They flip and twirl in the air as they soar from minotaur to minotaur
>Honestly this was more of an acrobatics display than a dance show
>Just when you think things can’t get much better a mare and stallion emerge together, breaking out into a duet about city living, dancing all the while
>Okay then, this was more of a musical type thing
>A creek from behind alerts you to the theatre doors opening
>Five, sleek and considerably slimmer, very smug and satisfied looking Changelings stroll through and take their seats behind you, causing Cookies to stiffen and stand to attention
>What in the fresh hell did they do with all that junk in their trunks from before?
>In answer to your thoughts Chytera leans over your shoulder and drops a fist sized pink hued jelly sac into your hand
“A gift, concentrated emotion in a form edible to you physical matter consumers, from our earlier… engagement.”
So, Does my Zarr Cannon excite you /mlp/ ?
>>29025754
>posts part cannon Zarr
>doesn't have Nova in pinkie colors
c'mon, its like you're not even trying
>>29025966
but its Crysalis colors
Bumping with poneframe
It is of my professional opinion that if most S1/2 episodes came out now as opposed to back then, people would hate them for one reason or another
>>29025646
Of course more we have to hate on the new. It's just a way of nature
Just like with the Pokemon regions. Each one had good ones and each had bad and Kanto definitely wasn't the best.
Also, why did you use an EG pic to talk about the show? That's just gonna derail the thread.
>>29025646
I've thought about this myself. A lot of the bitching about seasons 5 and 6 people do can just as easily be applied to earlier seasons. I just rewatched Seasons 1 and 2 and there were a lot of moments that made me go "damn, if that was a new episode today, /mlp/ would be bitching so hard"
>>29025660
>Also, why did you use an EG pic to talk about the show? That's just gonna derail the thread.
Heh, because anybody who would complain about it would automatically prove themselves to be an autistic baby, proving any argument they make invalid. The types who rage against EQG are likely the exactly the same types I'm talking about in my original post, sort of proving my own point to myself I suppose.
Screw attack is doing Pinkie Pie vs deadpool
This will be interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgiP3EKZ5ko
>>29025509
do they just draw names out of a hat? what the actual fuck.
Starscream vs Rainbowdash made some sense, they were both Hasbro properties and were appropriately cartoon.
This is just stupid.
0/10 Death Battle people, I once thought you were somewhat cool.
>>29025509
I hope they make Boomstick do the bio on Pinkie.
>>29025570
They are all clickbaity as fuck
Remember how much asshurt Superman vs Goku caused? They know that if they cause a shitstorm more people will watch their videos, at this point this is all they do, its not about making a battle that makes sense, its about how much drama you can cause
And I feel like kicking Anon's butt all day today.
>>29025474
SHE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT
>>29025474
I stole your bitch, what are you going to do about it?
>>29025585
>Implying you can't have a 3-way
Do you ever think that we might be able to see the rest of Equestria?
>>29025366
Rest of Equestria or rest of Equus?
>>29025381
The rest of the whole shitting world
>>29025366
is the whole planet called equestria?
Why so upset friend?
piss
>>29025047
I will never be able to...never mind, sorry I said anything.
>>29025047
Because no matter how many villages I burn I cant get the flames to hit that ridge just right
What happens?
>>29024953
he ded, boss
Lots of heavy breathing.
>>29025001
>offby1
or will we have yet another Starlight glimmer season in S7 with her possibly becoming an alicorn later?
>>29024904
She had like 4-5 episodes. Hardly a season.
She'll stay around in S7 and alicornification is a possibility.
>>29024913
Alicornification of Starlight wouldn't that bad desu, maybe it'll force more time to be spent back on the mane 6
>>29024922
>making starlight an alicorn will make her less focused
How'd Twilight becoming an alicorn work out for giving the other 5 focus?