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>>29044050
get your girlfriend to attest that she gave it to you.
If you 2 are still together

Stop living in the south.

>>29044050
Sounds like your gf was fat

>>29043752
Probably just ask them to watch the show and let them decide for themselves if they want to get into a fandom.

>>29043798
This desu, did this exact thing with a friend last month and he's loving the show so far

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>>29043752
>how would you get someone who has no idea about this fandom to like or join it?
Why would you do such thing to an innocent person?

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>>29043380

>>29043380
Blue Fast
ADHD

Panko

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yes

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>>29042987
You're just jealous of her perfectness, pleb.

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>>29042987

close

>>29042468
Let's get this show on the road!
Pastebin upfront, for those who prefer it
http://pastebin.com/Ydxq4csu

>"We'll go in at once."
>Just like that, Celestia ends the discussion.
>You'd have preferred caution, but both Cadance and your sister want action now.
>This strange portal created by a scientist from Ponyville is one of the biggest threats you have faced.
>Not because a few ponies wandered through and never returned, but because Twilight Sparkle and her friends - whom you sent to recover the lost ponies - disappeared as well.
>If a malevolent force can defeat the Council of Harmony so easily, you think it's only fair to fear its might.
>As you step through the gateway, you shudder.
>Portals and teleportation are nothing new to you, but this gate's energy feels perverted.
>You hope it's only your mind playing tricks on you.
>At the other side, you find yourself in a huge stone building.
>After all three of you have crossed through the portal, it closes, revealing a set of grand doors behind you.
>You can still feel the portal's magical presence, it shouldn't be too hard to reopen it once you've found your friends.
>The hall seems to be shaped like a cross, with a pointed roof stretching into the heavens.
>Marble pillars with intricate carvings of all sorts of animals rise up to the ceiling.
>Grand arched stained glass windows adorn the walls.
>Little light shines in from outside, and save for at the centre, none of the braziers on the walls and pillars are lit.
>In the middle of the cross stands a large marble throne, with golden crenellations.
>On that most royal of seats lie several soft cushions, on which a ferret sits.
>The animal is dressed in a red cloak, lined with white fur, at least three times his length.
>On his head he wears a silver crown set with amethysts.
>Before you get the chance to wonder what this is all about, the creature opens its mouth and - to your surprise - speaks.
>"Hussars, to me! Defend your king!"

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>>29042488
>Six tall figures emerge from the shadows of this grand hall.
>All of them wear heavy plates of armor and large winglike constructions on their back.
>The closest two, large minotaurs with huge halberds, approach your trio menacingly.
>Celestia aims her glowing horn at them.
>"Stay away!"
>The guards ignore her and keep advancing, closing the little distance between your parties.
>Your sister shoots a bolt of magic, but it bounces harmlessly off your assailants' plate.
>She manages to block a halberd's swing aimed for her head but is knocked over when its wielder sweeps at her legs with the butt of his weapon.
>You back away from the second minotaur, while Cadance rushes forward.
>Nimbly, she evades a blow but is struck down by one of the creatures behind the first two guards.
>From the suit of armour sprout branches as if arms, leaving you to wonder what exactly is in there.
>The things wield huge oaken shields covered in leaves and moss.
>You spread your wings and try to reach the doors, but the last of the guards block your way out.
>Two spears stick out towards you, held by winged arms.
>Inside these creatures' helmets are faces that remind you of griffons.
>Realising you're outmatched, you sink to your knees and lower your head.

-----

>The ferret glares at you from his throne.
>In a squeaky voice, he accuses you.
>"So, you have come to steal my lands and treasure, have you?"
>Cadance opens her mouth in protest, but you motion her to remain silent.
>"First your underlings interrupt my feast, then your warriors attack me at my most vulnerable moment, and now you come to end me! What has the Grand and Magnificent Ferret King ever done to you?"
>If you ever want to leave this place with your friends, now is the time for grovelling and sweet talking, let's hope your life in modern times hasn't made you too rusty.

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>>29042496
"Oh, most noble of kings, we beg forgiveness, for we but stumbled into thy grand hall in search of our subjects who meant no harm to thine realm."
>"Hmmm, you seem sincere. Very well, my mercy shall prevail this day, you will not have to rot in my dungeons."
>Looks like you're in the clear; now you need to convince him to release your friends and subjects.
"Esteemed Lord, we wish to take our subjects back to our own lands if thou couldst find the kindness in thy heart."
>A mischievous grin appears on the rodent's face.
>"No, I do not believe I can simply do that. You pony folk caused me some trouble; you will have to work to repay your debts."
>You can hear your fellow princesses' teeth grinding, but you yourself remain calm.
>If you lash out now, things could get very ugly.
>Better swallow your pride and comply.
"Very well, noble King of Ferrets, what wouldst thou have us do?"
>The critter strokes his whiskers in contemplation.
>Your sister tries to get your attention by poking you with her wing, but you ignore, as to not offend the king.
>The ferret begins to speak, his squeaky voice revealing your quest.
>"I will be hosting a banquet for my esteemed friends this evening. You will attend to their needs for the duration of the feast."
>Cadance, wary of treachery, interrupts the briefing.
>"And you will release our friends if we comply?"
>The Ferret King gives her an annoyed look.
>"I will release one, and only one, of the prisoners once you complete this task."
>The Princess of Love grumbles, but a look from Celestia silences her.
>"Please, your highness, do continue."
>"There will be three guests of honour; The Duke of Pigsbury, The Earl of Hogsbottom, and Baron von Bloater. You will each be the personal wench to one of my honoured friends."
>Pink and white turn to red at this insult.
>You silently pray that your fellow princesses will keep quiet, upsetting the king would put your captive friends in grave danger.

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>>29042383
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING

>>29042383
>horse chicken cock
wat

>>29042383
R34 scootaloo?

>>29042144
>dash plushie
i would be so happy to choke on waifu

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>>29042144
my swiss knife

>>29042144
>BD XL Chance
Good way to go

>>29042107
No, it's awkward. Better to watch it by yourself and talk about it later.

>>29042107
I watch it with /mlp/ when they air.

That's considered watching it with friends, r-right?

>>29042107
How are you so fucking stupid that you can't format a thread, OP?

>>29042024
PONIES: The Anthology?

>>29042024
Could it be this?
Ponies the Anthology: The Playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1WF_3-cpel82yIf78Xco3tNuDvEXCN5E

Through The Door

"Is it still working?" You ask.
"Not really," He replies; trotting towards the radio, "But, It's a simple fix. Shouldn't take more than a few hours."
"Is it safe for you to continue broadcasting here?" You ask.
"Probably not," He replies, "But, it was hard to move all this stuff here, and it is quite old. Not sure if it could survive another trip."

What do you do?

>>29041990
Is there anywhere you can relocate where it's safe and has radio gear?

>>29042078
"Is there anywhere you can relocate where it's safe and has radio gear?"
"The WMU Radio Station," He says, "It's a long trot into the city, but it's safe, no raiders occupy it, and it's built like a fortress. There's also the Radio Broadcasting Institute that hasn't been scavenged yet."

What do you do?

>>29041547
I only now realised how much she resembles Twilight.

>>29041569
She's literally just a recolor of her with glasses and her hair tied up. How are you only know realizing this?

>>29041576
I see that now. But why? Couldn't they be assed as much as to design one new character?

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>>29041371
Fuck you. Sunset's mine.

>>29041371
trixie

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>>29041371
I CLAIM THE MOON

>>29041287
Is something wrong with me?
I never cringe at these cringe things.
Most of the time when people post something labeled as "OMG brony cringe lulz XDD", its either something I find actaully funny/amusing, or then it makes me think that "It's kinda bad but I've done worse myself."

For example, I giggled at the OP pic. And the art isn't so bad, I'm much worse at drawing but I still do it because I like it.

>>29041287
thats neither, though.

>>29041367
>>29041380
/thread

>>29041036
>handcuffed for life with Celestia

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>>29041036
Fuck you, August always fucking sucks on these things.

>>29041036
Party with shining. I hate my birthday.

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>>29040825
Kill Rarity for being a race mixing whore. that baby is for real ugly

>>29040825
Its easy: ___________shift click all cuck threads_________________________________________________________________________________________

>>29040825
am i the only one here who doesnt have a cuckold fetish