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IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE CHANGELINGS, NOT REFORM THEM.

>>29030956
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE ALICORNS ARE EVIL

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>>29030994
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FANDOM, NOT LEAVE IT IN DRAMA

>>29030356
Naranjita es mi mera puta.

>>29030380
Fuck off, she is a nice girl, not a whore.

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Ponies are legal, confirmed by Celestia.

>>29029217
Fuck off Sheldon

>>29029217
Get aids

Give it five more years...

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>>29029039
>It's a Rainbow Dash Episode.

>>29029039
It inspired me, tbqh.

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>>29028892
both incorrect

>>29028892
Castro's reply made me laugh lol

>>29028967
I know you've called him castro only to get a (you), so here it is.

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Hmm

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Princest confirmed

>>29028560
This is not the extended preview! Those have 7 pages, this is the regular first preview.

You are fired OP!

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>>29028542
Times change, Anon. Thank these two fuckers.

>>29028554
Where's Mike Vogel and Jayson Thiessen?

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>>29028542
Really. How hard would it be to at least end things on a sweet note? If these writers don't know how to have an "interesting" plot without it being heavy on unkind and crude conflict, so be it, but they could at least make up for it with apologies and some kindness at the end. Many season 6 episodes have left me feelings a little sick about what I've just seen.

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The next parts are entirely optional, but you can have body and hoof patters and/or wings if you want.

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>>29028526
>>29028552
make it nyx

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>>29028976

well, if you don't ask, you don't get

also heavy apologies if I messed it up

>>29028263
>>>/r/cringe

I don't have autism

>>29028463
Where do you think you are?

>>29028185
>Find a Pet
My nigga, I love this one.

>>29028185
The Failure Success Song Reprise is a cute song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=852GVoxUNks

>>29028185
>tfw Shine Like rainbows always sneaks into my head

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>>29027984
yes i would

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>>29027984
>thumbnail
delet

>>29027878
MUH

>>29027535
>writer watching their own show
It's like a dev playing their own game.

>>29027535
>Jim Miller saying shit
Fuck him. Rainbow Blaze IS Rainbow's dad. The fact that this fucking idiot wants to create a shitty OC to pretend he's doing something means nothing. If he doesn't give a fuck about the show, neither should we give a fuck about anything he has to say.

>>29027541
>>29027574
Wew. Where was it ever stated in the episode that he was her dad? It was pure fanon at that point, now we have actual concrete proof he isn't. As a matter of fact the only one pushing that he was her father was a comic writer.

Once Blackward makes a profusely long pause in his authoritarian, martial instruction, you approach him. He noticed you with a sharp and an as evil as it can be glare. Though your reflexes make you mentally shudder, your crystallized face shows no emotions. With a gasp of a black and foul smolder, your burning gemstone eyes settle on him in a retort. With a metallic and mechanical shrug of his half-robotic leg, he orders his army to take an alert yet relaxed stance.

“Blackward,” you recall his name with a bit of a struggle, stopping on your step a few feet away from him, “Hey?”

“Golem,” his eyes narrow even nearer, “I can see you have been repaired, the material used looks to be damaged and the work itself is not great; the colors do not match either.” He looks at the covering sun, “You’ve been sleeping for around four hours, which is an hour longer than average. Ponies, average, sleep by three hours a day and night you know.”

“Um… right,” you are taken aback with uncertainty, “Means I’m healthier then?”

“Not for certain,” he allows his mechanical wings to breath as he repeats their folding, “It brings higher risks of obesity, heart problems, strokes, mortality, impaired fertility and brain disability.” The smoke from his nostrils whitens before you.

I’m a golem, though – you think to yourself wordlessly.
“I see, Blackward. Say, what is the army behind you? They look very… orderly.”

Blackward, the clockwork stallion, raises his chin in honor, “This the Manehattan Vanguard, the force created after the successful takeover of Manehattan City; it took 180 days and 7 hours in total for Golden Shield to achieve victory. I’ve have been ordered to create a new force of weaponry for the King, and then the Vizier, hence my Royal Title. We’ve taken the developing technology of Manehattan and began using it for our own exploit, as you can see, Golem.”

“Sounds great,” you prolong with a bit of fakeness, “Think I can borrow one of them for my voyage towards the Hollow Shades? Golden Shield asked me to check on the bat ponies, don’t know if you know or not.”

“He did, yes,” he stops for a moment to think, “It was me who he gave the message to deliver to you and Enchanter Apprentice. As for borrowing a soldier, Golem, the unit as a whole will suffer if it was to lose even once of them so the answer is, probably, not.”

>What do you do now?

>>29027318
Poor ponies. Can't you get a new slave and train him? I know it's not as easy as it sounds, but for the time being we're not in immediate danger, you'd have some time. Besides, being under your command would be better for him than slaving away in the mines.

Bullshit Blackward with all the bullshitting magic you can muster.