Due to unforseen reasons I can't hit the gym for today and all of next week, what body weight extersizes can I do to at least maintain my gainz til then? I also have two 10kg weights and two 2.3kg weights along with a bendy bar at my disposal.
What do, /fit/?
>>36515207
All you have to do is google muscle name and workout to find pretty much everything you can possibly to do work a muscle.
>>36515207
>>36515261
I was refering more to push-ups, dips, chin-ups etc. but okay
what's up /fit/
my name is channing, i live in saginaw michigan...i am honestly one of the best lifters at my gym, if not- the best
i am only 19 years old and have 18 inch bi's, which is great for when i go out to clubs coz a lot of hot girls come up to me and want to feel my bi's, abs, etc...
traps are also great too, mine are fuckin nuclear lately.
anyways /fit/ is there any way i can improve my aesthetics? pfft, doubt it lol i've got a pretty rockin' bod.
what do u guys think?
some more pics ill drop
>>36514831
>>36514831
Sigh....
Good exercises for poorfags with low impacts on the knees?
Running
Swimming is God-Tier Cardio as far as low-impact stuff goes. (Just in general, really)
>>36514567
Step ups, hill sprints
how do i gauge my hip flexibility
Those asses make me ill
>>36514302
Yeah imagine pooping
>>36514302
>>36514309
low test betas lol. gtfo my thread you cucks
What should I do?
I wanna look like zyzz when he was a teen. Do I cut and what routine?
>>36514257
You need to lift.
>>36514257
Okay so scroll to the very top, then come back here.
Done that right? okay cool, you see the mother fucking dinosaur? Like the one that's running.
That's the sticky. Read it.
>>36514257
Try reading the sticky or lifting weights
TRUE FITNESS ( AND ACTION!) !! IN COMBINATION NATION NATION NATION.. !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR1ae05nuGQ
WATCH HERE!!
Retard think he's Arnold. Topkek
Let's do it people!
CHEST THREAD.
Let's see how you are doing on the road to attaining Arnie's chest.
>tfw i have chest gap and i will never have a truly amazing chest
>>36513292
I've got the chloroform and the knife. All I need is opportunity now
Nice amount of vascularity going on there. Looks strong, but not blood vessels with some muscles inbetween like others.
Why is Zyzz´s mouth so small? Does that happen when you do roids?
>>36513250
Yes. Your mouth shrinks. That's exactly what happens.
>>36513250
Stuff tends to shrink when you die.
>>36513250
He got jaw implants
Make what?
Down worry anon, your grammar will improve eventually.
>>36513102
america great again
it is possible to drink water intermittent fasting?
what
why does the gook look so sad with all that screen real estate
yes, when you are intermittent fasting you can drink water whenever you want
in fact it would be bad if you didnt
>>36512878
Yes
/thread
Alright /fit/ I need help.
My OHP is completely garbage, I didn't realize how under developed my shoulders are. II can barely break 75 pounds and it's a God damn embarrassment.
How do I make progression with this fucker?
I am also a recovering fatass eating at a deficit, I'm not expecting to 1pl8 OHP by the end of the week but there should be some progression in my strength right?
>>36512811
Lots of protein.
Lift with intensity
Push yourself and focus on form
Congrats on the weight loss.
A big factor is also the "don't be a bitch" factor. Progress is difficult, if you have worked harder on the toilet than in the gym, you need to rethink.
>>36512856
Alright, thanks anon.
I can push myself with my other lifts, but something about the OHP just kicks my ass.
Ironically, I love the lift itself but am frustrated by the lack of progression.
>>36512897
read the ohp chapter in starting strength, it's likely your form is fucked up. Make sure to get your head under the bar asap, make sure you are forming a straight line with your body when you lock out, use a very narrow grip - literally as narrow as you can tolerate. OHP is something that clearly separates lifters from non lifters, I was doing 85 lbs sets for reps as a beginner weighing 135lbs while my 6'4 220 lbs roommate couldn't do more than a few reps because he didn't lift, didn't have good form etc. It's something that will come to you the more you train it, it's a slow process but you'll eventually get there fampai
That time I was ISIS:
>be me
>half Arab
>gonna go workout at the YMCA
>don't actually have a membership, just sneak in
>Arnold did it, for the gains
>gonna sneak in through back door, but stupid bitch Mexican janitor almost catches me
>ohfuck.jpg
>friend who sneaks me in ends up getting me through front door
>safeatlast.png
>in changeroom, change appearance
>water my hair down, take off glasses, change into workout clothes
>it worked for Superman right?
>go out of changeroom, walk to gym
>Mexican janitor catches me
>ohfuckthisisit.jpg
>>36512232
>lots of YMCA employees start coming around me and asking for my membership
>bright idea to respond in Arabic and act like a foreigner
>don't actually know how to speak Arabic (dad left when I was a wee lad), but know the general way it sounds so I start speaking gibberish
>employees slowly saying "membership"
>motherfucker are you retarded?
>one of them pulls out phone and uses translate
>sheeeeiiiittttimsoscrewed.webm
>cuck says "Do you have a membership" into phone and translation plays
>I nod and smile, take phone
>only word in Arabic I know I Sharmuta, which translates to whore
>yell sharmuta at top of lungs
>all while keeping angry Arabic accent mind you
>employees look at phone wide eyed
>I walk away to changeroom yelling angry gibberish and waving hands
>In changeroom, thiniking about how the hell I'll sneak into gym and workout
>announcement plays
>"All employees to the front desk"
>okay time to go
>start packing up clothes
>a minute later another announcement plays, "All employees to the front desk this is an emergency"
>oh fuck gotta get outta here
>frantically put gym clothes away and change
>about to leave when "ALL EMPLOYEES TO THE FRONT DESK, THE AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN ALERTED"
>holyfucktheythinkimISIS.ghad
>the Paris attacks happened a week earlier
>time to get the hell outta dodge
>leave YMCA in the commotion, everyone being herded out
>as soon as I get out three police cars, two firetrucks, and an ambulance arrive
>kek this is gonna be a great story for /fit/
>wait with everyone in parking lot to see what happens
>me and group of lifting acquiances talking about wtf is going on, we all think it's due to me
>turns out it was a drowning scare or some shit
>well fuck it was while it lasted
>everyone is let back in YMCA
>in commotion I sneak into gym
>get an incredible workout in
Hit a couple PR's too
>>36512244
>>36512232
[bombs internally]
for building muscle - how soon after a workout should you eat protein for it to be effective? i can't eat anything for at least hour after a work out
>muh anabolic window
Just fucking eat.
It's actually like 4 hours or something like that.
A whole lot longer than people think. And it has mostly to do with increased protein synthesis during that time. Not sure if it has any actual effect on muscle tissue.
so the 30 minute window thing is a myth?
Awkward noob here with quick question. What makes a good gym?
I'm going to look inside a local one tomorrow, and I'm not really sure how to judge it. It's independent and quite small.
I'll be starting /fit/s standard procedure workout from the sticky.
For a routine, do I drive there fully changed or am I supposed to bring a bag and a changing room and just, idk, walk in and start pumping it or do I stretch or run first? Also what is the traditional thing to do if someone else is using the equiptment I wanna use? Do I just sit there and watch them or something?
Anything else I should know or ask? On my first day could I ask an employee how to work the equiptment?
How long would each daily routine take?
Shameful bump
A good gym should have the following traits:
- Be accessible at the times you need to use it.
- Be accessible in a decent time span. Nobody wants to drive for an hour to get to their gym.
- Be accessible in terms of cost. You should be able to afford your gym.
- Have all of the equipment you are going to need for your routine. While nobody can guarantee what their future routines are going to be, it is a good idea to pick a gym that has most if not all of the equipment your routines call for.
- Proper safety equipment. You should have safety rails which you can setup so that you do not kill yourself when bench pressing. You should have good quality equipment which will not break when you are using it. Good quality power racks are great, you can bench, press, squat, and doing most things in them. Good benching stations also have safety rails, if they do not, absolutely use a spotter you trust.
- Not be crowded. Crowded gyms sucks because it feels like you are constantly waiting to use equipment.
- Good population. Nobody wants to go to a gym where you feel like you may be mugged at any time. You do not need to talk to the other gym members all the time, but it is definitely nice if you know you can ask them for help if needed.
- Stability. You should go to a gym where you can be pretty sure it will be open for at least a couple years. Having your gym close on you unexpectedly is an annoying situation.
That is all that I could think of off the top of my head.
People come into gyms differently. For me personally, I go there dressed and ready to workout. When done, I then drive home and take my shower there. I do not shower at the gym, nor do I change there. Some people will shower and change at their gym, it is just personal preference.
>>36512048
Continued:
Do not static stretch (such as touching your toes) before lifting, it is a good way to pull a muscle. Instead, you should do a warm up set or two for each exercise. For example, if I am squatting, I would do a set of bodyweight squats and then a set of squats with the bar to warm up (this is assuming you are a beginner, if you lift very heavy your warm up sets might be done with some weight on the bar, it is all dependent on your abilities). Once done with your warm up sets, you then do the real sets. Rest breaks in between sets should be as long as you feel you need, normally this is around two to three minutes for me, although if lifting super heavy it might take up to five to ten minutes before I feel ready to lift again.
If someone else is using the equipment you need to use, you have two things you can do:
1. Ask them to allow you to work in. This means that when they complete a set of their own and start resting, you do your set. Then when you are resting, they do another set of their own. Working in is difficult if the two parties are using significantly different weights (such as a beginner squatting the bar and a ripped dude squatting four plate). Asking people to work in can also be intimidating if you have never done it before.
2. Wait for them to complete. This is what most people do, especially if they are new to the gym. You simply wait for them to complete, and then once they are done you hop on the equipment. You can wait anywhere, although you probably should not wait RIGHT NEXT to the person who is currently using the equipment, because that could make them feel as if they need to work faster, and thus make them annoyed with you. If you are going to wait, do it in a chill manner, go take a walk around the gym or whatever. Just keep an eye on the equipment you need so that you can grab it when the person is done.
How long until I get ripped with this workout (three times a week)
x20 push ups
x10 sit ups
xF crunches
>>36511569
2 weeks
Is it just me or are there more "read the sticky" threads today than normal