I'm on a 5k calorie bulk to escape Auschwitz, but I don't have enough appetite left to eat vegetables or fruits.
Do you eat them?
>Dat video
Guys a fucking dumbass who can't into stealth creeping up girls skirts
>>36517712
fucking just start buying puff pastry or puff paste.
literally every 100g is more then 500 cals and you cant even fucking notice it.
>>36517780
Yeah, too bad for him. I respect his work though.
How much time does it takes to do the Bruce Lee workout every day?
Bruce Lee liked to split and add to his workout over a period of a day. There's a story of him dropping for crunches during commercial breaks of a television show, for an example.
It probably still took a long time, but he also just did it when he could, and whenever he could.
bruce lee is a little pussy bitch, look at those forearms
>>36517772
they could break you and every inch of bone in your body
Hi /fit/. Im 21 years old and ive worked out 3 years now. Got a decent body but want to take it to the "next level" what drugs can be used that give the least side effects in the long run. Ie ED problems, enlarged organs and shutting down my natrual testosterone production.
Are you going to compete?
If not, then why do you want to take things to "the next level"?
>>36517684
Test and low dose of tren>>36517705
Because he's not happy with the way his physique looks and probably wants to look like these guys instagram juice monkeys, not pro BBs
>>36517722
How will this affect me healty wise
Why don't you /spin/ fit?
>Hour of joint healthy cardio
>Biking makes those quads and glutes thick solid and tight
>/fit/ Milfs and cardiobunnies Errywhere
>This + Instructors keep you motivated and are qt
>>36517471
I'm not a depressed middle aged woman.
That's why I don't spin. Dude.
>>36517471
If I want cardio, I run. Like a man. I run with proper form with shoes that fit and I stay off pavement. My joints are never sore.
Enjoy looking like a cuck bitch while you "spin".
>>36517838
>Only exercising your legs
Rowing master race, my legs and back really feel it after a good workout
What is the thing bulging out right above my pelvis? It feels a bit dommed. Could it be an early stage hernia? I don't even lift that heavy and squat is very low weight.
>>36517279
aids
>>36517293
Your oblique
Want to work more on my inner chest.
I have a well built chest now, but it's lacking a bit at the center.
Close grip is recommended and
Reverse Grip is recommended but both target my tri's much more
Best moves?
Put a canoe upside down between two rafters, buckle yourself in and do upside down rowing with the oars.
>>36517236
>Close grip is recommended and Reverse Grip is recommended
No they aren't, because there's no such thing as the "inner chest"
ss by mark rippetoe
How much fiber do you eat per day, /fit/? How much is too much? I've eaten over 81g today, sometimes I eat more
My dinner alone has 45g. My lunch had a lot of lentils and my breakfast had a lot of oats. I had an apple and about 400 calories of nuts too
>81g of fiber
whats your average farts/10min?
i'm at about 3 right now on 40g so I can't imagine the perpetual cloud of fart that you sit and stand in on a day-to-day basis.
as much as I feel like eating
derp
>>36517161
I don't fart very often. I get farting storms every couple of days where my farts/10min will hit 20+ and each one smells different
The sticky says I should be eating whole grain cereals, but I've seen seen /fit/ call even Special K cancer.
So
Red pill me on cereal, /fit/.
What brands are good/bad for you? Obviously shit like frosted flakes and lucky charms are garbage, but how's pic related, for instance?
>>36517066
i usually just have all bran with some greek yogurt. keeps everything flowing nicely.
>>36517066
>not eating oats as only cereal source
fuck off
>>36517090
My breakfast typically consists of cereal, Greek yogurt with fruit, or oatmeal, with slight variations.
How long did it take for girls to start mirin? How much did you lift then?
>>36516943
It took nothing. I lifted nothing. I look decent, have a cute dog, and I ride a motorcycle.
Depends whats your starting weight. If youre skeleton king or fat as fuck its easier people to notice your minimal weight gain/loss compared to naturally big guy who starts lifting.
I was (still am) skeleton king and usually end of my bulk people would starting to notice my gains. Past 180 lbs and on.
>>36517393
Faggot
Ok i am in progress but hey i really feel so skinny I've 19 years old but i need to get a while fat, and i am of ectomorph aspect what do i need to eat thanks
Eat food, lots of It.
>I have 19 years
Based on your shitskin I bet you're some shitty brazilian.
This isn't instagram you fucking twink. Start typing like a normal person too
Read the sticky
Forgive me /fit/ for I have sinned.
I'm trying to lose weight and yesterday I had dounuts and an excessive amount of carbs - vastly exceeding my TDEE.
Keep going and either your fuck up will motivate you more, or you're not dedicated enough. Or you could also eat like an extra 100-200 calories less per day until you make up for the excess calories you took in.
>>36516294
Thanks anon, I'm going to do some extra cardio today and eat a lot less in the coming days to make up for it
>upper body day
>gym is pretty empty
>a few people using machines across the room
>just me in free weight section
>feeling devilish
>approach Squat rack
>look around to check for people watching me
>nobody is looking
>load up 95lbs
>hesitate slightly
>do it faggot
>unrack bar
>this is so wrong
>curl it for a set of 10
>praying nobody will catch me as I rack it
>adrenaline pumping
>unload plates, and wipe down bar to remove fingerprint evidence
>quickly scurry away from the scene, heart racing
I think I got away with it but I'm constantly looking over my shoulder these days.
Hi brahs!
There's a new application called Absolute Fitness on Google play developed by two 19 year olds.
INCLUDING:
Exercises
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Workout plans
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Give it a try guys
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>>36516144
Fuck off. Buy advertising or some shit.
Has anyone tried this app? Is it any good?
>>36516144
Does it include SS+GOMAD? If not, fuck off.
Yohimbine/yohimbe in UK
Anyone have a source? I lost the huge tub of tabs I bought like 3 years ago when moving out last year. I am in need of them again but it turns out in the last few years it has been fucking banned or something. Holland and Barrett used to do them but now they are a public health risk apparently.
Any tips? Anyone have a source?
Just cut the old fashioned way fatty
>>36515683
I am. But this stuff is proven to help with "stubborn fat". I am hitting my targets every week so don't worry about that m8
Need to lose about 8 or 9kg
I just ordered some of a website which my mate uses for his:
centurysupplements
I've seen some pretty strong looking people before but tell me /fit/, is there even a body comparable to this?
>>36515507
Aesthetic as fuck
>>36515526
Is this Chris chan from the comic?
/fit/ i need help eating more regulary
my problem is that for me eating food increases my apetite which leads to
i eat breakfast -> 1hour later i eat my lunch
i eat dinner -> I eat what I was planning to eat for supper immediately
I know it would be much better for digestion etc if I spread my intake throughout the day
how to control my glutton brain and stop stuffing myself always when I sit down to eat and then fast half a day? I just love food too much I guess
Have your first meal be high in fat. I'm sure you'll be full by then
protein
>>36515296
>>36515301
the problem for me is not hunger, but apetite
i feel satiated after a meal, but eating food increases apetite for me, if i skip breakfast for example, then i won't even think about food until like 9-10 am