/fit/ this is going to be autistic as fuck, but where do you look at when you order food through the drive through. You know you play for your shit and just sit there waiting for your food. Do you just stare at the worker or fiddle with yo car? Shit gets to me
>>37346715
I stare at the worker like a true alpha.
Look at your phone tardo
I look up at the roof of my car the entire time, from payment to taking my food
fuck this shit, I need some songs for a hate fueled workout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1zCN0YhW1s
>>37346518
>slipknot
Some Limp Bizkit is right up your avenue
>>37346539
post link bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sir1IsuXArQ
>>37346539
F-FUCK YOU LIMP BIZKIT IS COOL
Do men keep growing until 21, or is it a meme?
I haven't grown since I was 17 and I'm 190cm
>tfw 23 and still growing
It depends, each dude has a different growth pattern
At 17 i was 5'8"
At 18 i was 5'9" and thought i was done growing
Now I'm 20 and 5'11.5"
But i also know some dudes who shot up to 6'4 at 16 and never grew after that
Is he a big guy by /fit/ standards?
>>37346490
he's 5'8.5" and roughly 200lbs in that movie.
He's not lean by /fit/ standards but he's pretty big.
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Took a physique progress photo update today and felt proud. Hadn't contemplated how long and how far I've gone with fitness, formerly being a totally inactive 65kg/143lb (5'10, 17 y/o) twig to a physically fit 82kg/180lbs 5'11/180cm 23 y/o.
I spent some time writing and reflecting on my whole experience, and thought some of you (especially beginners) might appreciate it.
>Current Fitness Activity Overview
During peak activity levels I weightlift 3-5 times a week and supplement it with yoga and rock-climbing (bouldering) in separate stretches, often trading regular bouldering for regular weight-lifting to keep things interesting. Sessions for all activities are usually an hour, but an hour-half with accessory lifts when there's time. No shorter than 45 mins.
Regarding bouldering, I have a very atypical (heavy) physique for it but I'd still highly recommend heavier-set people pursuing it as it did wonders for gradual bodyweight conditioning and flexibility.
I was so inflexible after 2 years of only lifting and neglecting stretching I couldn't get halfway to touching my toes, so I introduced yoga as a method of rectifying that and for relaxation, and I would absolutely recommend if you're on the fence about it. I also personally felt that purely weightlifting eventually feels like an exercise in vanity and strength that has little day-to-day use if it isn't needed for your job/sports/competing.
(Many more sections incoming)
>Diet
When bulking, I consumed 2,700-3,000kcal depending on my exercise intensity. Cutting I aimed for 2,000-2,300kcal. My diet was very consistent for all of these years (mostly due to being fine with bland/repetitive meals) until the recent slip.
(The following is my typical cut meal plan. To bulk, I would just double my portion sizes/add more calorific foods e.g peanut butter)
Breakfast: 30g oats, 1 scoop peanut butter porridge with water, maybe an apple or a banana
Lunch: 4 rice cakes, 2 peanut butter and 2 cream cheese, an apple, can of tuna.
Dinner: wholegrain pasta and chicken/pork/beef (made sure to vary meat sources), cheese, tonnes of mixed veg, or stir fry varieties. Was also quite relaxed when dining out, which I do often, but I usually go for these kinds of foods. No Dominos pizzas or anything, however I would relent every few weeks with drunken takeaway food. Weekends with special occasions I'd allow myself to loosen up a little on diet, as I'd probably go insane without experiencing fried chicken every once in a while.
Snacks: Throughout the day, usually wholegrain/oat based protein bars, protein shakes, eggs, apples, tuna cans or greek yoghurt. Again, upping the amount of such objects when bulking.
>Supplements
Protein: I highly recommend SciMX leancore (not a shill), for values and macros, using half a scoop instead of the stated amount which is more suitable for bulking. I go through periods of relying on shakes to achieve my goal of 120g+ protein per day or just meats and greek yoghurt. I prefer to avoid it as I feel it negatively affects my skin and digestive system.
Preworkout: My favourite was C4, and it was extremely effective in increasing strength and endurance, however I ended up on 3-4 scoops a day and it gave me palpitations and bad sleep. This is through my own lack of self control however and I would recommend it otherwise, but your mileage may vary according to your susceptibility to the supplements, e.g. caffeine. I then started making my own out of the supplements below (ordered in powders/pills from Amazon, 1/3rd price of pre-mixed preworkout).
L-Arginine/Citrulline Malate: This is for the sake of vasodilation. I understand that citrulline malate is far better supported by studies, being more bioavailable/readily absorbed and longer lasting for exercise than L-arginine, however I feel L-arginine is more instantaneous and provide me with more visible vascularity (talking 1cm vein road maps from usually not very noticable). I also feel more "pump", however this all may be placebo, but I like it, so I take it.
Creatine: I cycled it 3 times, thought it was okay. Nothing crazy and made me a bit bloated (you can see in the 82kg photo). Increased strength but wasn't too impressed.
Caffeine: 100-200mg caffeine in pills. I definitely use too much caffeine throughout my day for work, study, etc. so your milage may vary.
Beta-alanine: The crazy parasthesia/skin tingles really get the motivation going, feel more explosive workouts personally, but aware it may be placebo.
Nice work man. From skinny emo teen to ripped shaved head dude. You should be proud. What're your lifts like?
>tfw thought I was at least 6 feet tall since 8th grade
>found a tape measure in my attic and decided to measure myself for shits and giggles
>tfw it says I'm 5'10
>look as tall as my dad who's 72 inches on his driver's license he renewed last month
>measure my dick because I'm starting to get worried
>it's smaller than I thought
What the fuck is going on, bros? Is it because I'm the one measuring myself? Am I using the wrong method for calculating the height of a human? I'm only 18, so maybe I'll have another growth spurt if I'm lucky. The one thing I had to feel confident about was my height, and now I learn I'm not even above average. FUCK.
>>37346403
You convinced yourself you was taller than you are the last time you measured, because you didn't like the truth.
You just rediscovered the truth.
anon, we all know that if you don't have HEIGHT, FACE, and FRAME, you are nothing but a genetic failure and women will not want to reproduce with you.
oh and btw...CHAD literally just ATE another SLICE of PIZZA
>>37346403
>tfw 5 foot 9
>tfw guys the same height claim they're 6 foot 2
Everyone thinks they're a few inches taller than they actually are, guarantee everyone on this board thinks they're 3 inches taller than they are
True or False: If you have enough energy to fap after a workout, you didn't workout hard enough.
Truth or False: OP sucks cock.
>>37346360
false
>>37346377
Well anon, you got lube up that cock somehow before you put it in your anus.
Can you do this?
What about this?
>>37346313
>>37346361
>tfw you've been training your student wrong on purpose
>>37346313
No, I weigh too much. I doubt there's any amount of finger training you can do that would prevent snapping at 240lbs.
What does /fit/ think about the keto diet? Is it just a meme diet? Does it actually work? WIll it fuck up your blood pressure/cholesterol?
>>37346307
Some people like it, some people don't
It's a little meme-ish but it works
I just don't think the crash in the beginning from not having a lot of carbs is worth it and I lost weight just fine by just reducing calories and not drinking tons of soda and eating junk like chocolate all the damn time
Lost 50 pounds in 3 months on it, it werks.
>>37346307
>Is it just a meme diet?
yes
>Does it actually work?
yes
>WIll it fuck up your blood pressure/cholesterol?
Probably nothing on short term, no sane nutritionist would advise it for long periods of time tho.
what if i just do a shit load of body weight squats and push ups/pull ups? will I make gains? will my test levels increase?
No gains. Basically cardio. You'd achieve a skinny ottermode mode. Slightly smaller than a normal ottermode mode
>>37346256
fuck
need to figure out a way to do heavy squats without going to the gym then
>>37346336
pistol squats with weight, little weight is enough for pistols.
>>37346153
kek ronaldo has a chest gap
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>>37346164
He's tensing
r8 my progress
u da type of nigga who talks down on zyzz brah
>>37346114
This guy clearly has klinefelters
>>37346114
Need at least two pics for progress. You just posted current body.
>he cant deadlift 405 for a set of 5
>>37346052
Hit a new PR my man? Good job.
>>37346052
Hey dude I'm glad you finally hit 405x5, I'm proud of you.
>>37346052
Nice job, OP
>How long does it take for dmaa to get out of the system?
Took 4 scoops of god of rage, and been puking all day and getting chills. Not fun
Why would you take 4 scoops jesus christ
>>37345943
4 scoops C'MON
>>37345943
dunno thought it would be a good idea, it wasnt so bad at first had a decent workout then 20 mins in felt like i was gonna faint, they felt euphoric on the ride home and then felt like shit when i got home
Doesn't have to be fitness related.
by choosing the mode of death, you supersede nature and impose death as a deity imposes creation
if you kill yourself, you become god
>>37345895
>Implying you have the power to decide how you die
>>37345921
killing yourself is literally choosing how and when you die