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How long would it take me to get in shape if I took roids? Either illegal or pro hormones that are still on the market?
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roids won't make you less fat dumbass
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>>37347862
I thought it decreased body fat while gaining mass?
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>>37347876
you're really fat dude
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At what point did you realize that lifting natty is only marginally better physique-wise than not lifting at all?
When did you realize that you'll ALWAYS look like shit unless you inject your butt with bathtub chemicals made by some Filipino manlet?
When did you realize that you'll barely achieve the results of one mediocre underdosed test-only cycle by lifting with perfect nutrition and routine for 3-4 years?
When did you realize that you might as well just do cardio-only for the health benefits because lifting natty is fucking pointless and you'll ALWAYS look like utmost shit?
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well betas?
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>>37347744
Nice b8 m8
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>>37347744
Haven't realized it because it's not true. I feel and look better, I'm more strong and confident, and me and my partner are happy with how I look.
>2016
>not having a tan
literally the only difference between these pics is I got a tan
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>>37347705
That's nice skelly man
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how the fuck is a tan helping me lift more weight?
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>>37347730
U look better > more motivation
how do i into kissinger mode
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>eat a giant rubber ballon
>inhale a lot
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reparations x 1000000000000 shekels
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Commit war crimes
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How many pounds do you think you could lose in a month?
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None
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Plus some extra pounds of water weight and a few more pounds if you're fat and/or do cardio. 30 seems like a possibility
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>>37347555
3-8
Well fit, my girlfriend just dumped me. Said all I give a shit about is my job and lifting and I always put her on the backburner. Why do I feel relieved and not like shit? Why do make "Tfw no gf" sound like a bad thing? Or am I gonna feel terrible in a couple days?
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>>37347449
If you feel relieved then it was probably the best thing for you.
However, give some thought to her criticisms. If all you care about is lifting and work, you may be a boring cunt.
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how the fuck did pepe get this huge?
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You'll be fine as long as you start fucking sloots. She's gonna be on Chad's dick by the end of the week.
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Running General.
I went for a fast 5k today. Went way better than expected taking the weather into account, a few seconds away from an PR.
How is your training going anon?
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>>37347355
Ive been doing 30 minute runs in the morning, but it seems to leave my blood pressure elevated for the rest of the day.
Why is this?
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>>37347355
It's going okay...
At 30 miles a week atm and finally going to go back to the gym to get some strength back (i dropped lifts for a few months so DOMs wouldnt get in the way of my mileage progression.)
I can't seem to break 19:30 for my 5k or 42 mins for my 10k...
Any advice guys?
>>37347403
Dehydration maybe?
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Getting back into it after a long hiatus, during which I ate myself into oblivion.
Summer 2012, I weighed 130 lbs (I'm 5'7"), ran 30-40 miles per week. I didn't really do any road races or anything. A 5k workout run was about 24:30, not too fast.
Then I started working full time.
Fast forward to now: I weigh 195 lbs, currently in middle of C25K plan.
I've been consistent with it. I've gotten my runs in every week right on time, cut down my boozing, watching my diet more. I shuffled around for 2.4 miles today (11:55 pace, including walking). Disheartening compared to what I used to be, but I'm seeing progress and remembering how much I love to run.
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Can I get some tips on how to avoid people looking at me naked in the locker rooms?
I have noticed there are 4-5 really well hunged guys changing clothes there every time I go and that has made me very self conscious about my size, specially since I'm a grower and not a shower.
I don't want them to see me nude and start talking about how they are bigger than me.
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>>37347302
don't shower at the gym
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>>37347315
I still have to change my clothes doe.
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>>37347302
you could try not being such a pussy
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How do you deal with heavy sweating, anon?
This is my third week in a a formal job I got and Im always sweating a lot. This particular situation is driving me crazy and making me feel bad.
I've read some advice on the internet on how to deal with this shit so I drink lots of water to cool my body and remain hydrated, also avoid coffee between 8am and 4pm and Im using Nivea 48hours anti-stress for men and still sweat a lot. What the fuck is going on?
Pic related its what I look like on a regular basis, mi right armpit is always sweating non stop. Sometimes I manage to get the air conditioner a bit colder and for 40 to 60 minutes I manage to stop my sweating but then someone puts it on the usual temperature and I come back to the same problem.. pls gib help.
tl - dr: I sweat a lot, specifically my right armpit, wat do?
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>>37347235
i use this.
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>>37347235
Etiaxil works for me, the have 2 variations, for armpits or palms/feet. You apply it once in three days and you're good.
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In order of severity:
Trim armpit hair
Put an absorbent pad of some kind in your armpits
Driclor
Sympathectomy
>Every minute I stay in this room, shitposting on 4chan I get weaker, and every minute Chad squats in the squat rack, he gets stronger.
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>Starting Strength. Shit, I'm still only on Starting Strength.
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>mfw just watched this movie for the first time a few days ago after putting it off for years
Holy shit, what a fucking film, and a great adaptation of heart of darkness.
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>>37347058
implying chad goes to the gym. he's stronger than you by just eating pizza.
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>tfw no bf
Why even live? I just want somebody to wake up next to.
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>>37346942
Wtf bro you better not be a faggot
If a girl
What the fuck bitch? It's easy as fuck to get a bf as long as they are not as Autistic as me.
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>Tumblr
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>>37346942
get a dog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWijxbotqsU
Get in Pisstroopers
kpeaceoutbye
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in
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thank god
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I finally learned what Lenny does for a living.
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HIGH TESTOSTERONE OR LOW? 2016-05-28 22:49:16 Post No.37346793
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HIGH TESTOSTERONE OR LOW?
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Where do you rank, /fit/?
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can't see 1, pretty good
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>>37346793
What a meme!
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can't see 4, expected since i'm an alpha male
Just got back from the beach to find myself tagged in this pic.
Did I finally almost make it? Feel like my quads look OK, but my upper body looks strong.
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I HIT THE GYM
ALL CHEST NO LEGS
YEP
THEN I MADE MYSELF A SMOOTHIE
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>>37346792
>lumbar spine not neutral
RIP
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you didn't almost make it OP, you did make it. congratulations!
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Alternative cheat meals 2016-05-28 22:44:13 Post No.37346743
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Anyone else feel like having a cheat meal once in a while but not have a complete fucked up meal and just fit alternative products in your macros?It takes away the craving and guilt for me.
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My cheat meal.
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>>37346765
This desu
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Stop shilling this shit