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>>37567813
U prolly weren't eating enough carbs

>>37567813
That picture made my penis really hard!

>>37567813
Bane?

Lil Wayne

>>37567065
Holy shit what a terrible body.

>ryan gosling

He was pretty big in season 6

124
That's more than I weigh

when do you even take rhr?

when your heart rate is at it's lowest (ie after I wake up and am laying in bed) or when I'm say, at the office sitting down? or maybe an hour or so after working out?

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>>37559584
during normal everyday activities, like when youre at a CVS and see a inflatable balloon arm beepy machine

>>37568593
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>bread

No.

>>37568593
No, I know this for two reasons.

You're a retard for cutting on little girl calories unless you are homo floresiensis and bread is literally cancer.

Consider suicide.

>>37567457
bodyweight exercises
dont eat
do drugs
get manhandled by blacks

>>37567457
>don't eat ever
>bro split

>>37567457
Stop eating
Cocaine x F

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

MY DICK

how do you marry a girl like this bros?

>>37566737

>girl

>>37566737
>anal x failure
Don't worry, you don't have to be the one penetrating her, she already has that ability.

who cares

if women don't like you, you just make them like you, easy as fuck my dude

>>37565439
>you just make them like you
I'm trying to do that by lifting weights.

Is there another way? An easier way?

>inb4 get rich

>>37565432
according to every female I know who watches the show, the guy in the left.

they all fucking wet themselves for oberyn. none of them ever batted an eye at the mountain.

honestly i've only ever known one girl who was into that kind of hypermasculinity. she was some girl from Jordan, cute, thick middle eastern chick.

In real life I imagine the female ideal is something in between. slightly taller and more fit than the left, but not monstrously huge like the right.

Don't stay natty for more than 2 years if you're always consistent

put all the weights on the barbell and drop it on your neck

that guy who always seems to be looking at you? yes, he does want to fuck. just go for it.

All the info in the world won't help him if he can't stick to a healthy diet

>>37556207
The guy's stubborn as hell, but If i put the right info in his hands which will more liveable than 0 dietary fat and a 1500 kcal deficit he might give it a try.

stop feeding him bacon and eggs
make him work out
feed him high doses of fish oil (high EPA)

>>37562934
>made gf pregnant
>contmplating suicide, trying to get her to abort, she refuses strictly
>finally somehow accept the thought of having a kid because it would be awesome to raise a son
>we both found out it will be a girl yesterday

Fuck my life why does this stupid pill not work and why cant i at least have a son if i have to slave away for someone else for the rest of my live

>>37562958
she didn't take her pills :^)

>>37562958
>Ooopsi I´m pregnant now honey, these pills didn´t work like they should hihi cant wait for your betabucks

Multivitamin, fish oil, yohimbine hcl, BCAAs and protein.

The fucking yohimbine is setting my sex drive off though. Erections are way too hard, cumming way too much. Horny all the time.

>>37561538
Creatine
Whey
Beta alanine
L Citrulline
DMAA
fat burner as a pre workout

>>37561538
fish oil, b12, d3, probiotic, digestive enzyme

that's about it

>that guy who gets high and goes to the gym

>>37558848
Fucking this,I've seen this crap on occasion, what the hell is the benefit of getting high before lifting?

>>37558837
>that guy who sings out loud to his songs while running on the treadmill
god bless this man, i wish i had the confidence to do this in public. i love singing along to my music

Anyone here do martial arts + lifting? There's a dojo near me that does BJJ and Krav Maga, and I'm thinking of working it into my routine.

I'm new here, but is it possible to just to be "fit", all I want to do is to go from skinny to light otter mode and maintain that (if that makes sense). Anything I can do to achieve this?

>>37557650
There is something you can do, it's called lifting weights

>all the HFCS in the sauce
>all the bullshit additives in the cheese
>all the hormones in the milk

no.

>>37548813
that looks fucking nasty

>>37548852
Hormones make you big, son

what is that

virgin form is also real

so painfully obvious when a new young guy comes into the gym and has that blatantly obvious virgin form

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>>37562822
If I set a PR with virgin form, does it become a virgin record?