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>>37915162
lol fucking fatty

>>37915162
Take a shit then go.

>have 1600 calories left to hit my macros
>go to sleep in 2 hrs
I wish I has your problems

There's nothing wrong with it. You'll just make slower gains on an intermediate program is all. That is, if you still have the potential for newbie gains like you said.

>>37915107
What are your lifts?

>>37915184
Squat: 210
Bench: 145
Deadlift: 230
Curls: 105

you move your feet faster every time you run and you eventually get better at it.

>>37914868
yeah, i suppose this is the best answer i'm gonna get.

it's just disheartening when i can't make the same distance as when i pace myself

Run further. My mile time progressed when I starting doing 2 miles, and my 2 mile progressed when I started doing 3.

Wait for this thread to be deleted once more.

I wait for him to become PM

>>37914729

I sue

>I want to get fucked in the ass by a tranny with a 9 inch cock
>no homo
Most /fit/ post of the day.

>>37914696
def AIDS

>>37914756
Only if I don't train my rectum and it tears.

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>Just lift and act normal

Just realise that you're an average guy, that your father and his father and his father all managed to find a women and have children.

Realise that getting the prettiest girl to have sex with you is about as important as wearing the prettiest dress at the prom.

Realise that you don't have to "act normal" but you do have to leave your room at some point and be around girls and talk to girls. That's quite a scary thought, but it is essential.

In order to walk, it is essential to put one foot in front of the other without falling over, that is just the way of things I am afraid.

To go for the 8/10 and live in constant fear of being cucked
OR
Go for the 5.5/10 and be relaxed and enjoy life?

What do

as muscle freak girls go she's not too bad

>>37914414
That one is kinda a bit too much, but there is nothing wrong with liking fit women anon, they are the true high test, and not those cows that people tend to post here

Who gives a fuck about what society tells you is attractive? You do you, man.

That will ruin your cock. All these stories about people who had progress jelqing were in their teens still growing. Don't even bother with it unless you want a penis that won't work anymore.

I jelqed for a few months, got my dick from 5.5 inches to 6 inches. I stopped because my dick was aching like a motherfucker.

W-what are those young girls hands doing underwater?

he doesn't bench enough, but chest strength doesn't help on basketball, he probably doesn't do it because he doesn't want huge titties while running down the court

>>37913725
Lebron's a goofy looking motherfucker full stop

>>37913725
I mean besides the moderately high mid-insert his pecs are just massively underdeveloped in comparison to his delts. Also lighting is kinda shit.

>>37912225
No but I took the bus to Snapcity today
>hold me brehs

>>37913041
I just got back from Snapcity. I was cutting and gained back the weight I cut plus 5lbs. I get horribly depressed and eat like shit when I can't move.

>>37913096
How was your trip. I reckon this is maybe nothing too extreme, felt a sharp pain and a crack feeling, altough I can already "crack" the joints on my back... Tomorrow I'll assess the situation when I try to get up from bed

>>37911316
Stop giving a fuck. That shit is worse than being a manlet.

Most girls are like 5'5, you're fine

Damn and I thought I was a manlet at 5'11

How have you not suicided yet?

Just pretend like you are and give terrible steroid advice

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tfw im a dyel fagget for /fit/ standards and probably for overall fitness industry standards and those fucking normie dyels at work are implying that im on steroids because it's not possible to be THIS big natty. I wonder how they would react if i was really big, like a big guy.

I'm on steroids & I openly admit to it. It really doesn't matter to me what you think, I'm big and your not so fuk off m8

Keep your caloric intake up, emphasis on making sure you get your protein in every day.

Hydrate.

BCAAs.

Nothing else, really. Your gains won't turn to shit in a week. You're good

>>37910382
Alright, I'll do that. It's just gonna suck being out of the gym for a week. Thanks for the tips

>>37910447
I know that feel

If you normally take creatine, keep doing it. Take it each morning when you wake up

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>6'0
>155

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>155
>manboobs
Lmaoing right now

>>37909359
just see your moobs as weight for your dips and pullups, now go grab that bar

They need to feel like a special snowflake

>>37927664
It's the lack of b12

It's a diet that wasn't sustainable until the advent of modern nutritional science and food processing. Of course they're going to have an air of superiority when their diet is so over developed and pretentious.