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>>37923483
I warned you not to post my image ever again

>>37923483
I see Sean you still remember sparrow :}

>>37923523
The op of this thread is not Sean
I know this because I am Sean and he stole that picture from me

Used to be able to run marathons but I haven't done cardio in a couple of years so I can only go bout 5 miles without stopping now.

>>37923464
About 5 miles at 6 miles an hour. I suck at running

2 miles at 6:20 pace or 5 at 7-8 ish

I hope NOBODY still watches porn.

Also, don't play video games or watch anime.

I'm sick of weak males.

because I'm still addicted :/

>>37923383
Gf and I work different shifts and only have time to sex on weekends

>>37923367
Because my country doesn't have a history of surrendering during war

>>37923367
Too hard to cook right, and no where nearby to buy.

>>37923367
I am not a surrender monkey

>>37923282

>sex

They just mean release... r-right?

>>37923295
Lack of sex can lead to severe physical issues, no joke

>>37923304
>physical
don't believe that for a second

>be from Germany
>visit America for business
>arrive at airport
>everyone breaks into applause
>tip the stewardess and pilot on the way off the plane
>get in a taxi
>tip the driver immediately
>staying at hotel called Good Time Hotel
>taxi arrives at Good Time hotel
>I break into applause
>tip driver again
>tip Good Time hotel receptionist
>take elevator to my hotel room
>break into applause
>go to Good Time Hotel gym
>tip gym receptionist
>break into applause after every set
>swap in for sets on the bench press
>his gut hangs over my face as he spots me
>tip him anyway, because I know how stressful a job it is to spot people
>shower
>shower has handrails to assist Americans off mobility scooters
>eat dinner
>portion is HUGE
>can't finish the 12 kg of food on my plate
>just leave more tips and go back to hotel
>get lost
>ask girl on street for directions for Good Time
>very polite girl says she will take me there
>gets in my car
>tip her
>arrested for solicitation of prostitute
>try to tip police
>bribery charges added on
>posting this from jail right now

>>37923127
>appreciation for her work
Standing there? Do you tip walmart greeters as well?
>>37923519
Made me laugh more than it should

>>37923127
fucking merricans

I don't have to worry about these stupid things in yurop
sharia law prohibits them to even look at me

>>37923100
>put on 20kg fat since Christmas
>tfw can't lose any weight, fucked my cut & feel like shit.

>>37923100
having one donut isn't going to ruin your cut m8, just adjust the rest of your calories for the day

ffs /fit/

>fat as fuck
>decided to change my life
>made it big, even considered going on gear and competing
>got a gf
>stopped lifting and got depressive again a while after
>broke up with gf
>became even more fat than i was before i began
>started lifting again
>back to where i started from knowing that i won't ever make it like i did before

if i had anything else to look out for in life id probably quit tbqhw

Ireland here

Use Bulkpowders, they have a website for Denmark and offer very good value for money

>>37923113
Second this BUT under no fucking circumstance buy the flavourless stuff just because it is cheaper/more protein per scoop. It is putrid and smells of slightly off milk which is also what it tastes like.

>>37923061
Try Battery, not sure if you'll find it in Denmark, but it's pretty cheap, down side though is, that it only has 21 g of brotein per scoop

wow

>>37923041
They win
We win

cool

>>37922904
Buttwink

>>37922904
when you squat think about going down a big juicy dick, once you can grasp the thiccness it will help your hips stay more tight

>>37922904
Your form probably sucks. Ten bucks says that you lean too far forward.

yes, hops contributes independently as well for a double whammy

dont know about test, but those are a lot of carbs that are essentially turning straight into fat with no nutritional value. wouldnt drink that muhc if i were you, just a bad strain on your body and you dont get any benefit out of it /fit/ wise

>>37922669
No

>not comparing your dick gains with your brahs
> ever making it

lol how is it weird op?

>>37922698
Well, I mean, I suppose the eye wanders and the crotch happens to be a target.

Implying this board actually lifts

>>37922647

>Deadlift
Day 0

>Bench Press
Week 2

>Press
Month 4

>Squat
Day 2

Failed a 190 squat today 5/5/4/0/0 feelsbadman

DL 0
BP 3 months
Press Haven't been there yet
Squat 3 months

>>37922561
it doesnt happen overnight anon

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>>37922561
>like a new suit
>implying mental retards on /fit/ are able to do a job or attend meetings that involve wearing a suit

>>37922581
But you gradually will grow out of your clothes and have to keep buying new studd

>>37922535
Stretch before lifting and after i finsih pretending i know wtf im doing.

I get a beej from my wife.
>Gets the cardio up
>stretches muslces with full body contraction with her application of post-orgasmal negative penile pressure
>endorphins dull pain
>mental confidence boost

feel good man

>>37922643
Whenever my girl tries to touch my tip, pre-workout, I slap her hand and yell, "don't take my energy juice!" And go workout. Because I'm not doing shit after a bj.