What can I answer to people who say I'm on steroids?

Just pretend like you are and give terrible steroid advice

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tfw im a dyel fagget for /fit/ standards and probably for overall fitness industry standards and those fucking normie dyels at work are implying that im on steroids because it's not possible to be THIS big natty. I wonder how they would react if i was really big, like a big guy.

I'm on steroids & I openly admit to it. It really doesn't matter to me what you think, I'm big and your not so fuk off m8

>>37911094
Yes

>>37911189
>I'm on steroids & I openly admit to it. It really doesn't matter to me what you think, I'm big and your not so fuk off m8

This. What are they going to say? "O-oh ok... t-thsnks"

>>37911094
>I am, they've helped me achieve "this"

>>37911189
prove it skeletor

"you wanna see my dick and balls m8!"

>>37911189
Post cruise

>>37911189
Trying too hard. If I ever did roids I'd decline and claim it was mostly genetics, crunches in the morning, and eating oatmeal for breakfast.

>>37911985
Yea because you are an insecure beta faggot that is afraid of judgement fron random people

>>37911094
Goddamn Gorilla Grodd looking motherfucker

>>37912032
>implying roid users arent so insecure they have to inject hormones into their body to feel good about their self
The entire reason I dont use steroids is because I'm NOT an insecure beta. Nice try projecting on me there though. Almost got me, friend :^)

>>37911094

> Pokemon Go x F
> You only eat one gigantic meal at 04:00 in the morning
> When you poo at work you do 30 squats before sitting down and letting loose

Gullible idiots will still be idiots.

>>37911149

you are probably just bigger than you think, but have some nasty body image issues m8

"yes, yes I am and I regret it because without them I will shrivel into a shell of a man who I never was."

>>37911121
FPBP

>>37911852
undergrilled toast

>>37912559
i like this post

>>37912635
Thanks mate

>>37912094
devilish yet true

>>37911094
"I ain't never used no steroids"

Show them your nuts. That will teach them.

>>37911094
synthol is not a steroid lol

>>37911094
Tell them to go rattle their bones somewhere else

>>37911094
"I'm not on steroids"

>>37913926
>implying steroids will make your nuts shrivel up
>not using tren
Dummy

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>>37911094

I enthusiastically say "I wish! I'd be a lot bigger than this if I had access to steroids. Do you know where I can get some?" That usually throws them off and they drop it quickly.

>Mfw I'm on the juice

>>37911094
i don't understand why people want steroids the entire point is to look good and healthy which isnt what they do.....

>>37911094
the truth

>>37911094
Just say you inject steroids directly into your dick vein daily

>>37915211
Simeon Panda is that you?

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>>37911094
Tell them you just do Wii fit everyday for a hour and eat healthy.

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>>37918366
>halibut