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how u like dem apples

and by appels i mean THESE
*flexs biceps*

hes probably over 300lbs and on roids thats like a 2.5x bodyweight diddle

>Just for a beauty contest.

No hate but I'd be seriously mirin if they did all that for some serious sport such as american football for example, not some gay posing.

gains money pussy

money [must have]
gains [for health]
pussy [for legacy, family]

basically i'm more mature and mindful than all of you

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money

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Thank you spooky skeleton of spooder-ups gains

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>>37962592
It's like you're not allowed in the gym unless you're a lanky dyel and use poor form for everything you do

>>37962592
clone training facility.

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>little sister mentions i have muscles
>ok
Do you drive?

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>>37962802
Kek i remember that pasta

>>37962306
You ever think about marketing your body/lifting skills?

>>37962306
>thousands of hours
Lets see, I've been lifting about a year and a half, lets average three times a week, about two hours each that's 6x75~=450?

Yeah I'm going to say you're reaching. Also I have a marketable skill. Bye bitch.

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Already have a marketable skill, your mom's porn vids sell like hotcakes.

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on it

>preferring fat chicks over women with discipline

>>37960727
Ryte

>>37960727
>roids
>discipline

pick one

>>37956955
Just do it you mong. Maintain linear progression. If the weight starts feeling too heavy to less isolation. If it feels fine maybe add another set. Just listen to your body and make sure you're hitting your macros

>>37956955
If you want to do the curls, do the damn curls

>>37959545
eh, don't care that much about biceps. much more interested in triceps. for me it's more about what exercises I like to do though, and I do like to do preacher curls, feels so damn good t.b.h.

>>37949936 (you)

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Yep just be born with a 10/10 face, lift weights, be under the age of 26 and you too can be beautiful!

>>37949936
huh makes you think

How does it feel being ashamed of half your body? lmao.

>mfw can work around shirtless with shorts because lower body equally developed as upper body

Oh im laffing at all you curl bros with your gyno tits and your invisible lats with your 78 year old sedentary man legs.

>>37966198
What's it like being a walking meme

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>>37966231
>mfw can work around shirtless with shorts because lower body equally developed as upper body

Yeah but the only ones who will be mirin are other homos

Is it bad I listened to slipknot's new album last session? I know their teenage angsty fags but it was actually good desu senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUogZWhlyt0

>>37962543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikKUceLXdt8

Insertion guide? Also what brand of chalk?

Plz make vid on buying and inserting your squat plug

>>37956023
>>37956158
Will do

>>37969817
Focus on the sensations and use your prostate

Is noporn worth it? i was thinking about doing it, have your life improved in any way since you started?

Fantasize more, and use lotion for maximum stimulation.

55kg. I can't get any higher sometimes i go down to 45-50 kg til failure but can't break 55

115lb after 5 months. Suffering. But could be worse.

>>37966919
the press is a shitty movement that uses momentum

>>37963708
add a can of tuna

>>37963708
can of tuna
caramel flavoured protons
cup of oats
dash of salt
chicken liver
2 wholegrain bread slices
BBQ sauce
1 Banana
4 scoops of mutant mass
>blend

>>37963708

>1100 calories
>only 50g protein

You're supposed to gain muscle, not fat you retard.

apply yourself and add some protein powder, fit in some cottage cheese as well for consistency.

>yogurt drink
>750ml of it

YAY 100 GRAMS OF FUCKING SUGAR AYEEEEE LMAO USE REAL YOGURT INSTEAD!

>>37956605
Been no fap for a long time because I'm too busy doing job applications, trying to get back into working out and playing Pokemon go. I almost fapped a few times out of habit but realised I didn't need it. Just be a horny fuck and talk to girls, the hornier you are the less scared you become and eventually the numbers turn out a few good women.

Gonna apply for work as a club promoter so that might help me more. Good luck op. Fapping is a sign of complacency. Look up an article on paste in written by a guy called The Coon. It's got some /x/ tier shit but it speaks a lot of sense.

>>37956605
Just fucking masturbate if you want to. If it's getting in the way of your life, then step back and take a look at it.

Otherwise tug your dipstick 'til the cows come home.

>>37956605
I stopped masturbating for two months while I was in bootcamp, I had one wet dream a few days before graduation

since coming to A School, I've done it every night sometimes more than once, I'm trying to not give into my temptation so easily