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I'm eating 20 of these, does that revoke my natty card with all the steroids they feed the chikuns?
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>>40566828
natty card is the least of your problems if you regularly eat that shit.
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>>40566828
Worse case you end up getting away from the test the other compounds will also convert but to a much lesser degree.
What I'm taking away from ultra but never felt like dropping the tren ace.
My question is should I cycle - times to get through it to be the first time its happened.
If you don't use your dick for while your body figures you don't bombo or are other countries crazy strong at single ply?
This will raise your testosterone levels like a normal person...
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>>40566835
Don't listen to this guy, he's trying to prevent your gains. Eat this stuff like 5x a day for massive gains
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Who /smelly/ here?
>I go to gym directly after working all day
>I always wear the same clothes to the gym three nights in a row
>if I use a bench my stink seeps into it and its mine for the whole night
>Gym bullies can't get near enough to bully me
>Don't have to worry about Stacey hitting on me and distracting me
>Don't make "friends" so I don't have to worry about them distracting me
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i don't understand
this thread isn't funny enough to be satire
why did you think this was a good idea to post?
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>>40566820
>Diddly day
>pod of manlet mexicans occupying deadlift area,grunting like retards and calling eachother faggots
>try to be patient.
>spend 20 minutes doing abs waiting for them to leave
>Meximanlets still deadlifting
>Get an idea
>jungle gym thing right next to deadlift area
>start doing hanging leg raises
>the stink from my ass grows stronger as I work up a sweat
>with each rep my potent pheromones spread more and more
>before long they stopped grunting and were whispering to eachother
>Time to drive it home
>the overwhelming stench of dried cum, body odor and stale farts is heavy in the air.
>Pedro and the boys are visibly uncomfortable
>Finally one of them recommends they go do curls.
Turns out after all the leg raises I was pretty worn out and too tired to deadlift.
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I DON'T KNOW
I CAN'T SMELL
DO I STINK
DO I NOT STINK
SHOULD I CHANGE MY SHIRT
SHOULD I BE SHOWERING EIGHTEEN TIMES A DAY
DO I NEED MORE DEODORANT OR LESS DEODORANT
I CAN NEVER TELL
I'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE AND PEOPLE ARE OFFENDED
ONE TIME I SAT NEXT TO A DOG AND IT WHIMPERED AND LAID DOWN SCRATCHING HIS NOSE
EVERYONE IS WORKING ON GLASSES AND LASER EYE SURGERY AND BLINDNESS BUT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT OLFACTORY
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Is there any validity to /momscience/?
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>>40566739
of course.
it wouldn't be mom"SCIENCE" if there weren't any science behind it
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Fkn 'ell mums r dumb
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No it's all bs
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I forgot my ID at the commissary and it's closed right now.
So I can't get back on base to go to the gym.
What do I do to refrain from killing myself because I already took pre work out and I want to fucking lift.
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find a gym that you can buy a one-day pass at and go there
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>>40566581
Just go up to the MPs at the gate and be like "Dude, it's me, lemme in"
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Go for a run and spend your energy, maybe do like 200 push-ups beforehand.
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it seems like there are a lot of pussies that are starting to lift to prove a point
what do you guys consider a beta male?
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>>40566487
anyone who warms up with the bar or does the virgin walk
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A beta male is anyone obsessed with being alpha
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Dude everyone is a beta male. lol no such thing as alphas. the alpha guys are insecure as fuck about coming across as alpha, making them beta. shut up and suck my dick
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>asks for advice after giving a thorough explanation of a physio-dietary issue
>"I don't know, anon. Have you tried drinking more water? Maybe you're not drinking enough water."
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well...are you drinking enough water?
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>>40566308
are you smoking enough cigarettes?
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>>40566308
hmm...this sounds like a side-effect of not drinking enough water
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Leave your room.
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>>40566224
sort it yourself, cunt.
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>>40566224
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>>40566224
I went to my other room. What now?
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Hey. I'm not sure if this is the right place for this, but I really want to share and receive some feedback on this sexual problem (it's really not that much of a problem).
Ok, it's about my penis. I'm 21 years old. I just broke up with my ex gf about 3 months ago and now I have a new gf (in a week we'll have 1 month together). So the thing is that with my old gf I had no problems at all with my penis, I got erections when I needed and I came a decent amount, both during sex and when I masturbated when alone and still had a healthy libido on my own (masturbated about 2 times a week). Since I broke up with her I stopped masturbating almost completely and my sex drive has diminished a lot! I haven't had sex with my new gf yet, I'd say we've gotten roughly to 3rd base (I've fingered her and she's given me blowjobs during taxi rides but this doesn't really count since I was so nervous and anxious I just told her to stop haha). (We want to have sex but we haven't got the chance to be completely alone yet). The thing is whenever I'm with her I only get about 80% of my erection! I don't understand completely why, I just never had this problem before. It's been this way for weeks. Also, as I've mentioned, my sex drive has diminished quite a lot, I hardly have fantasies on my own, however, when I'm with her my sex drive is normal I guess, but it's just so weird to not get random erections on my own as I used to. Also, whenever I force myself to masturbate (since I never really feel the urge to do it) I cum so little, about 1/3 of what I used to.
I'm sure that if I were to have sex with my new gf I would get a full erection easily, specially if we did it in a comfortable place. It just bugs me how my libido when I'm alone dropped and how I only get about 80% of an erection when doing 2nd to 3rd base things with her.
P.D. My new girlfriend is way cuter than my ex gf and I love her so much more, so that's not the problem.
Sorry for the rusty english.
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help ;_;
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>>40566213
i fucking love your blog, how do i donate?
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just fuck her and see how it goes, the longer she teases you before cumming the more quantity of cum you will get.
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So this is a publicity stunt, isnt it? 2017-03-03 01:05:42 Post No.40566143
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So this is a publicity stunt, isnt it?
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>Media
>"big youtube fitness star gets arrested"
>"officers claim he was resisting arrest"
>"its racist"
This is bound to blow up and get massive attention.
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>>40566143
dunno but this girl wanted him
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oyup .. i bet.
anyway, sage.
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>>40566180
fuck you
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Things that blew your mind when you starting to learn things from sticky and /fit/
>learn that abs exercise is a meme, just need to focus on cutting and weights.
>losing weight fast and getting a sick abs shadow
>thanks /fit/
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filthy mexicans
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>>40566071
Ab training is a meme when you are a dyel newfag, when you start lifting it becomes neccesary.
Also it makes abs pop up more at higher bf%s.
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>>40566071
This will trigger redneck female fatties.
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When you realize Jenny cucks Forest Gump.
Hold me brehs
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pretty sure she gave him aids too
little forrest would have aids as well
fuck jenny
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>>40565844
they specifically say that the kid doesn't have aids
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>>40565852
when do they say that?
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So, do you guys only do weight-lifting? 2017-03-03 12:13:56 Post No.40565678
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Seems like so many people here only focus on that, and some even eschew running and other aerobic exercise.
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>>40565678
>"do" weightlifting
Weightlifters compete
Powerlifters compete
Bodybuilders compete
Runners compete
So if you don't compete at a sanctioned event, you're just jerking off in the gym.
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>>40565730
>you have to do something with your lifting otherwise its bad
Found the fatass /plg/ poster
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>>40565678
Personally OP, I weightlift but also box, so I do each 3 days a week, and run on my weightlifting days too, going to start runnin on boxing days when it warms up as well though cause I don't want to go to the gym just to do 30 minutes of cardio before work
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>nattys talking about their pumps
if you're natty you've never had a real pump in your life
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>>40565660
i'll show you a pump boi
*grabs crotch*
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>>40565665
Not so fast!
*glomps you*
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I wish we could ban natty lifters from the gym. It's obnoxious to see them lifting, thinking that they'll make any gains. 10 years later and they'll look like I did after 5 days of pinning.
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*takes long drag from vape*
*holds it in*
*pulls velcro back on fingerless gloves and reapplies velcro to tighten fingerless gloves*
*blows vape smoke out in a huge cloud*
*smirks proudly and smugly*
>"NoFap."
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>>40565473
fuck you i want to buy a vape
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"While you were partying and having sex
I was studying the blade"
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>>40565615
>when you were having premarital sex, I mastered the posterior chain
>while you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated starting strength
why tf did everyone tell me that I could look like zyzz. I have until this year believed that i could do what Az did in 2 years in 5 years or so. They told me i'd never have the genetic makeup or insertions but i could do it. I've lifted for 5 years....Steroids change the way muscles look. dont fall for the meme. I started MK677 last week. Will be starting Tren at the end of the year.
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>>40565439
u look lik a bAloon
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cutting agents
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>>40565439
people think you can look like someone that took shit loads of steroids without steroids lol
i wonder how many body image disorders the 'you can look like zyzz natty' meme created