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Had a tummy tuck and a broken toe, couldn't squat for too long. My OHP have always sucked. no idea why. Only been training for 1.5 years. I suck at bodyweighted exercises.

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>suck at bench and rows
>literal embodiment of SS

i am starting to do bench and row day of program every mon and fri to fix this

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>>41319754
>couldnt fit this in

Do you enjoy living in front of the toilet?

>>41319380
I don't really enjoy living anywhere desu

But no not really

>>41319374
nah you should be fine op

this is a learning opportunity, anon. go a week without water and see what happens

drinking anything else is cheating

>>41319332
i mean to drink excessively much?

>>41319483
If you're cutting and can't focus on not eating it's good, you'll get bloated tho if you drink too much.

Going to enjoy dropping this factoid on unsuspecting Muslims.

>>41319119

Yeah you're just being a paranoid

>>41319119
>Is water the only thing safe to drink?
make your own lemonade

>>41319042
i'm not religious but i think god may have saved my life a couple of times in the bench press

>>41319042
Come on, anons, I know all of you can't be atheist

>>41319042
>t. brainwashed cuck

Just straight white sips. The patrician's choice.

>>41318699
but sips are already loaded with caffeine

Ephedrine + Caffeine

>>41318681
I never really got involved in all that shit, it seemed to mostly start with people ripping on ChestBrah on bb and his incessant stupid fucking questions, and then lots of shenanigans on social media and chatroulette/omegle that really hit a lot of fantasist nerds in the feels. His legacy is much more prominent than his posting back then, but I did miss a lot of stuff too.

If you know about TYVD and the vitamin K avenger, Zyzz's death happened within a year I think of the avenger saying he was doxing tripfags to take revenge. That seemed to stop the kid posting, or he died around the same time. Weird af.

if you didn't witness Zyzz's Return of the king video being stickied right after being uploaded, you might as well kill yourself

>>41318681
the same as it is now, only with a self-obsessed, albeit inspirational, douchebag knocking about

Gonna meet a "thicc" girl for sex from tinder tomorrow. Haven't fapped for 6 days. I'm a fuggin virgin tho :DDDDDD

I don't fap, like never. I also don't think about sex much, even tho I get very frequent boners and get slightly turned on by everything, maybe even fucking slippers. I haven't been horny for months

>>41318665
I've jerked off twice before finishing reading your post

>>41318590
bench press
db bench
cable flies
pec deck

all 3x12

>>41318590
Damn I'd suck those

Eat Soy 24x7

>>41318004
donald bump

>>41318004
Must be a lot of people getting rejected.

you dumbass you need someone better than you so you become better due to your envy

For me it's not a year dry despite being in the best shape of my life. Get mirred but they never take it further. Whyyyyy

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>>41317891
2 years ago I got laid at least every second week.
Now I haven't had sex in almost a year.
Loving life

>>41317922
Why in not a year anon?

I am currently in fucking shock. I just spent the last 7 hours crying and drinking a large bottle of vodka in bed. I am so fucking angry and emotional right now I almost have no words. You anons know the dating app Bumble right? It's like Tinder except only women can initiate conversations with their matches? Ok well I made a profile and have been using it for the past 2 weeks. I am not a slob. I have been told I have a cute face and usually in "rate" threads I get 7-8/10, I am 25 years old and pretty wealthy because I have a good job making 50k. Only thing is I am short. Like really short. 5'5. I matched with this girl on Bumble. I didn't bother reading her bio and just swiped right because she was legitimately 10/10 and her network thing said she was in law school at the same university that I go to. Anyway, we talked for like 12 hours. She was the coolest, smartest, most gorgeous girl I've probably ever seen. We talked about films, music, art, literature, food, future goals, life in general, philosophy...she was breath taking physically and intellectually. Then after this she asked me how tall I was.I took a moment to respond. Then actually opened her bio and it said "I can reach the top self, can you?" Panic ensued... I considered lying and saying I was 5'8 or something but if we met in real life she would obviously know I was bullshitting and I would come off as insecure so I was truthful. I told her "5'5." No weird jokes or creepy messages trying to validate myself I just sent the numbers. 2 minutes later she unmatched me. No "oh I'm sorry I really like tall guys I think you're a great person", no sympathy, no good luck wishes just fucking unmatched me even after we connected SO WELL. I fucking hate women so much, I hate myself I wish I was dead and I hate my mom and dad so much but my mother especially for having kids with a guy who is fucking 5'3. I should have been female life is not fucking fair I hate myself so much FUCK SOCIETY

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>>41317411

>>41317387

No, you got rejected because you bought into her frame like a pussy who didn't know any better. Just the fact she was talking to you and letting you salvage yourself implied there was a chance, but you ruined it.

Anyway, try again mate.

Small dick math wizard uprising

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>>41317204
legalize euthanization

fat people have a right to live too you fucking fascists

>>41317248
No they don't. That's like saying alcoholics and crack addicts deserve health insurance. Nobody did this to boogie. He wasn't exposed to some harsh chemical, or radioactivity, or developed some disease/ailment. He decided getting fat was more important than being healthy, and this is the result.

>>41317129
goo

>>41317129
She won't look like that in 5 years...

No dick