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Oh hello there wagecuck! I didn't see that you were home from work already. Only a 15 hour shift today?

I just got done making a delectable emeril lagasse recipe in my abundant free time.

As a NEET, I have all the time in the world to expand my knowledge on an infinite amount of subjects, cooking included.

While you were slaving away for Mr. Shekelstein today, I was educating myself in the ways of Master Chefs Julia Child and Gordon Ramsay.

What's that, wagecuck? You are too exhausted from work to cook yourself a wholesome meal? Well, I hope you enjoy your reheated leftovers while I enjoy devouring this lovely meal for my family

Bon appetite, wagecuck!

>>41314073

Take your "wagecuck" meme back to /r9k/ where you belong.

>>41314073
Yep

Hate to admit it but yep. There's social stigma around being NEET for obvious reasons such as being associated with being fat or lazy or unhygienic but as long as you aren't then there's nothing really wrong with it.

GOAT life is having both parents running a family business while you do shit every now and then to help them. The only thing that sucks about being NEET is when something stressful happens in your parent's job and you yourself start to feel like a worthless and lazy layabout piece of shit.

0 do cheat shrugs if you want big traps

>>41314043
So Uruk overlord, how in2 cheat shrug?

>>41314054
just peep youtube brother

Why would that trigger you op?

>what's the secret? No, I mean the easy way.

You're such a good friend.

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>No I didnt go to any university but I´m really smart, I´m quite a nerd lol

>I like the idea of communism. We need to raise the taxes atleast. What? Oh, I´m inbetween jobs right now

>>41313797
Starvation diets are a meme.

>>41313797
you are also loosing your fucking gains

You want to lose both muscle and fat? Whats the point of all this if youll still look like a blob just smaller. Lower calorie intake and diet is enough already. Fasting for a day is healthy every once in a while but starving yourself for a week or more makes no sense

cooklet here
how are those eggs done?

>>41313768
forgot breakfast.
2 boiled eggs
pb & j sandwich
coffee w milk

>>41313768
Over hard.

*looks down on the little man*

I pick him up (with one arm, natch) and move him off to the side before continuing on my way.

>>41313457
*spin-kick you to the throat*

looks like you forgot to take your alpha-brain, kid

>>41313066
Get with the times, we vape now.

>>41313066
>having long cylindrical sticks in my mouth
n-no homo

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>>41313250

Agreed.
Just because someone has met a couple guys to learn what sucking dick is like, or uses a squat plug while jacking off, or has slowly starting fapping exclusively to traps, does not make them gay.

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>>41312148
Fuck off, Bill.

>>41312170
No one can argue with that picture

tits is the best, seriously.

Scooby got me into lifting but rippletits made me quit the PPL/brosplits and go over 400 squat and 500 dl with SS/Texas

I got nothing but love for the man

>>41312039
definitely /ourguy/

based rip

>>41312039
>Gianna
Definitely our guy

>>41311884
You can't really.

Do you feel control over yourself when you eat?

>>41311884
Wtf

>>41311891
Yup.

I don't have an earing disorder or anything. I can discipline myself to eat whatever I need to eat or drink.

I obviously have a body type with an insanely high metabolism, so bulking is gonna require about 4k calories a day, according to most of these calories calculators. I probably naturally eat like 2500 a day if I don't think about it and just eat when hungry.

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bet they cant survive being thrown off of a steel cage through an announce table though

>>41311785
> rowers are the most endurable and strongest people in the world

Youve clearly never heard of the Paras or Royal Marines mate. Those lads would shit on international athletes all day.

This is now an erg times thread
100m: 1:10,5
500m: 1:16,6
2k: 1:28

>not lifting to rammstein

fucking pleb

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>glute raise
>panzer division starts playing

>>41311697
> preparing to run 12.8 kilometres
> 8 miles starts playing

All that chad eats during the week is tuna and salad, then he eats a small pizza at a game on the weekend.

Stop trying to meme it out as if chads just eat like fat fucks everyday without any consequences.

There's a reason why there's so many Chad pics with pizza, it's because Chad rarely ever eats it, so when he does, it's a huge thing for him, so much that he has to take a photo and post it. It's basically manorexia, because them Chads are super autistic with diet outside of that 1 cheat meal.

>>41311561
>trust me chicks just want confidence
This is true but people are putting the cart before the horse

its like saying If you sell ice cream it will be a hot day

>>41311571
i know plenty of chads at uni and they eat like pigs and drink lots of alchohol. they are either skinny fat or overweight but they have such strong jaw genetics that it still looks very sharp.

it looks like you jizzed in the bottom one

>>41311454
those 'buns' look like a goddamn sofa cushion

>>41311454
>Not zero sug
Not going to make it.

>>41311158
with such a name, no way he's white.

>>41311158
Cant stand the cunt

His videos are like 20 mins long, with him just talking about nothing for 97% of them.
Absolutely no substance in those damn clips.