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dude just has a lactation fetish

Yeah there's no benefit to drinking human breast milk that you can derive from other sources, it's a fetish thing. I can see how this is vaguely fitness related but it seems far off and not a real question someone would be asking because you're obviously not going to source human breast milk for yourself.

>>41332514
Not to the point he'd let it affect his life like that

i was like that then after a few months you get good and actually enjoy it

>>41332468
I loved running before I fucked my back deadlifting. Now it hurts too much to run.

its supposed to be kind of a zoneout time, not fun. You only need to run for a few weeks before it becomes easy enough to just daydream through it.

carbs are poison

>>41332390

> what are calories
> what is total caloric intake

Makes you think

Pancakes are delicious. I don't care about calories. I can eat whatever I want and not gain fat as long as I stay active. My metabolism is insane.

>>41332132

Yep. Fat and lazy most of them.

>>41332132
For the national guard it sure as hell is.

way more fit than the average american, but not as fit as athlete standards. just be able to run a few miles without breaking, do lots of pushups, situps and some pullups. unless you want to be an elite operator or something.

What about not being autistic? Being flexible on your diet and having a social life?

Used to be a skinny cunt but now im decently jacked and can still have a life.

>>41332030
Do you seriously think anyone here does any of that?

>>41332049
I do? I stopped drinking a year ago and 80% of bitches in public check me out. For example I can't even go through a certain line at the grocery store because the cashier gets her panties all up in a bunch. Be fit, fuck hoes and have faggots mirin' me. The other stuff is played out.

gear

semen

>>41331938
one a day men's and fish oil

/thread

>>41331873
Diogenes was the biggest chad. If you disagree get the fuck off /fit/

>conquering empty space, chinks, and sandniggers

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Single highhandedly won the cold-war and crushed the entire eastern bloc. Nothing manlier than destroying the fucking USSR.

He's also a tall white guy with blue eyes and a full head of hair @ > 70 years old. Also took a gunshot like a fucking man.

I ALWAYS call ahead of time to see if they have sips

just order a steak
it'll be expensive
and have a lot of fat
but avoid pasta, alcohol, and desert.

>>41331829
Ffs I laughed too hard at this dumb shit

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Also taken to an extreme; can pushups(which do move weight), if done so much , even shield the same results, as lifting heavy barbells??

Youre not talking about total quantity of weight moved, you're talking equivalent amount of work done, which makes sense numerically on paper but not in terms of mechanics. As such, this mechanical difference will yield different results for the body since they are different stimuli.

>>41331925
No, I AM talking about the total,the overall quantity of weights that was, troughout the situation, finally moved.

>>41331425
heck no

might as well tell her you have a vagina instead of a pair of balls while you're at it

>>41331425
no

Butterfly the huge chicken breast you got at Sam's Club and cook it longer than 3 minutes on each side. Go for 5 at medium heat.

i like to get the cutlets cause they are smaller. I put them in a ziplock bag with lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, some basil or some shit, and any other seasoning u wanna add. I shake the bag up, let it soak all night. the next day ill put them in the oven and bake em. turns out fine and never dry.

Bake at 350 for 20-25 minutes

Joocy chikin every time

Honestly even the best chance I ever had with a woman fucked up entirely.
I have fully accepted it will be this way forever.
I'll probably condition myself to become gay if I haven't killed myself by then.

>>41330601
I don't want the average girl.

>>41330635

if you read the article, even women who are into fitness chose the same skinny figures (zane only increased to 2% iirc)

>>41330592
So you don't end up like that guy

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when people post these pics of male hamplanets with their "hot" girlfriends or whatever, do they realize YO DICK DON'T WORK when you're that fucking fat

being happy and fat is not our goal here.
and training doesn't end just because ... fill in your blanks.

>>41330557
Eat less and move more.
DNP and roids.

>>41330563
Like to stay clean trying to join the military

>>41330557
>losing at least 4% body fat in about a month or two
Not gonna happen unless you starve the shit out of yourself.

>>41330392
I watch anime but holy shit you sound like a gigantic fucking faggot

>>41330406
you dont get the joke.

yeah go ahead live life seriously so much the only thing girls ever say about you is that youre quiet and serious ya little autistic weeaboo.

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i lift for her