How often do you get laid. Be honest....?

For me it's not a year dry despite being in the best shape of my life. Get mirred but they never take it further. Whyyyyy

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>>41317891
2 years ago I got laid at least every second week.
Now I haven't had sex in almost a year.
Loving life

>>41317922
Why in not a year anon?

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>>41317891

>>41317930
Tl;dr graduated college and didn't no what to do in with my life, joined the army, got injured and fell into a depression I'm slowly overcoming.
Haven't been very social in the past year

I've had pretty much had sex atleast 4-5 times a month in the past 2 years by having a gf. We've recently broke up and I havent had sex in a couple months

theres really nothing special about sex once you've had it a few times.

>>41317912
>they never take it further
you don't initiate?

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Tfw start dating someone after 2 years of a dry spell and I got so used to being alone I get anxious and can't get it up/get in the mood.

>>41317949
Holy shit I fucked that post up, currently taking a shit.

>>41317891
22yr virgin reporting in.

At least twice a month. Will only try and chop a new girl if i've been a couple of weeks.

Never

>>41317891
4-6 times a month, depending on the mood.

>>41317891
I cant get girls

never

>>41317891

24 years since the last time i was inside a vagina


oh wait, i was born through c sec.


never op

>>41317950
This, my man.
I haven't had sex in ~5 years and I honestly don't miss it. I wouldn't pass it up but pretty much everything surrounding sex is better than penetration itself.

>>41317922
Pretty much almost the same here.
Hooked up with a girl two months when I was drunk and couldn't get my dick up and she has a ugly dyel bf now JUST

Gonna be a year in august. Going to a music festival and hope to change that.

Im not ugly, i just suck at reading social cues.

I'd like to get laid, but i dont want some random hookup and risk my std-free streak.

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>>41317891
Could get laid everyday if I wanted... but I don't have much desire to bang my gf these days. Don't know what to do desu

>>41317891
every Friday, she's like 7/10 though, so it doesn't really count by /fit/ standards.

I fucked a dude once, I don't feel so hot about it now though because that's like 1/0 homo and I'm pretty sure I'm only like maybe 65 percent gay.

>>41317891
Rarely as I'm 22 and still live at home.

>almost one year with the gf.
And yet no penetration,I'm done rubbing my dick against her clit,the head is also irritated because it's rubbing against my belly hair, masturbation was way better,I didn't had to deal with her bullshit when I finished jacking it off...

>>41318065
wtf mang? is she cucking you?

>>41318065
What the fuck?
You dated a girl for one year and didn't fuck her yet??

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>>41317891
2 times a week, but I've got a consistent casual thing going with this petite latina cutie.

She's 21yo with a 3yo child though, and clearly falling in love with me :( Don't plan on this lasting into summer but I already know it's gonna be rough when this ends. I'm the fucking worst, just kill me senpai.

>>41318092
If you really like her, let her go

4 years dry spell

kill me now

>>41318092
nigga break if off, if you let this get too far the fallout is going to be tremendous

been a little more than half a year, and now that i'm with my parents for the summer, it'll be almost a year next time i get a shot.

its alright. i'm losing weight now so in the fall i'll pull in the chicks with my charisma and gyno tits.

>>41318081
>>41318087
She doesn't have any sexual experience,she's scared about the penetration,it took me 5 months to be able to fit a finger inside her,2 is impossible it's too tight,but I'm pretty sure it's some fucked thing inside her head,we talked about seeking some medical help because at this point it's creating tension in the relationship.

>>41317891
Since 2011, excluding whores I paid for their service.

>>41318183
She needs a shrink, bro
Being that scared of sex isn't normal

>>41318183
lol you're a huge cuck

5 years.

Last time I had sex was with a 25$ prostitute. I was 15...

Last November I was hanging out with this chick and banging 2-3 times a week, for about a month. Got real bored and one day I left right after we finished and she gave me the look of death and I never texted her again. Then a few weeks later hooked up with a qt from tinder (december) and then I haven't been laid sense, it's almost not worth it with all the shit you have to do to trick women into having sex with you. I'd rather have the time to myself to train and do shit I want to do instead of retarded things they want to do just to get them in bed.

>>41318183
I don't want to pain your girlfriend in a negative light, but both my gfs were virgins when I met them and the most it took to get them going was a month and a half and I'm far from a Casanova.

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>>41317891
Been 5yrs with no sex because i get friendzoned a lot but only because i talk their ear off.

These sloots just want thee dick.
My advice dont talk just do the 40yr old virgin thing.

Be a virgin for 40yrs and stay away from sexual activity.

Waste of protein anyway.

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>>41317891
It has been over 10 years

>>41318244
paint*

Do you guys actually go outside and talk to girls?

Like legit talk to women in the streets, clubs or bars that you find attractive?

I'm honestly you can manage to not get laid at all

>>41318225
>it's almost not worth it with all the shit you have to do to trick women into having sex with you. I'd rather have the time to myself to train and do shit I want to do instead of retarded things they want to do just to get them in bed.

this

>>41318260
no. id rather them come up to me

>>41318198
It's just a question of time,I know her since almost 9 years and she's always been quite cold,almost like she has autism,but we've made progress,I've already talked to find someone else just to fuck if she isn't able to make it through, she's not happy about that but she didn't say no.
>>41318209
Ikr lmao

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In college I consistently had sex 3-4 times per week (srs) with a one or two month dry spell here and there between GFs or fuck buddies.

Then I went to the real world, moved to a small town for my dream job, and realized that everyone here is taken, way below my standards, or a single mom looking for a replacement daddy. It's been 7 months. I should have just found a wife in college.

>>41318244
It's either her fucked up mother that scared her or she had a really bad experience.

>>41318281
Does she at least suck your dick?
I know christian girls scared of sex, but your girl might have been abused as a kid or some fucked up shit, sorry but just saying it

Also do you do proper foreplay?
Try long massages, slowly warming her up etc, works on most girls

>>41318308
Yeah that could very well be the case. I hope it works out for you both.

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>>41318037
This is what I'm feeling right now

>>41318183
>>41318209

Don't listen to this guy; obviously he hasn't had a virgin gf.

I would seek medical help and get her on birth control. Once she's in the clear continue trying as that should've helped quell the anxiety around sex.

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>Avg. 5-6 times in 26 years (without penetration)
At least I can squat better than anyone at my gym

>>41317891

About once a month i go throw down with this ugly bitch I used to fuck in uni.

I have to keep the lights off but hey, she is dynamite in bed. Possibly the best sex I've ever had...as long as I'm not looking at her face anyway.

Last time was 2.5 years ago. Lots happened. Diagnosed with bipolar disorder take a shit load of meds. Dropped out of school then went back. Lifting is all I have.

Don't know why I'm still alive, I guess I still believe there's hope...

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>>41317970
>ktfb
same age and everything

Am I the only one on this site who has a social life and regular sex?

>>41318118
>>41318155
Yeah I know :( but I'm really bad at anything confrontational and I keep hoping she'll just get bored of me.

DESU this has happened with the last 3 girls I've been with, I get bored kinda quickly but they all wanna husbando me even though they're well before the wall. DESU it really showed me how much of a meme TRP is, I'm definitely the emotionally manipulative one in these relationships. Turns out girls can be just as needy and self-conscious as we are.

>>41318260
pls talk me through it
am >>41318399, never had a gf, never kissed a girl, never gotten on a date
how do you even meet girls and talk to them? I honestly don't have the slightest clue how to even begin, like where do people meet girls?

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Never.

I went to an all guys high school, and loved every moment, but I really had to learn how to interact with girls. I'm fucking great with guys, have a good amount of close friends, I play rugby, a good amount of people respect me and my ability as a student/coworker, but I don't know how to do the romance thing at all.

And now I'm back home for the summer, so I feel like I lost my chance to get laid for a while...

>>41318360
>5-6 times
>(without penetration)
uhh, what kind of sex are you having anon?

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Never
25yo

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>>41318340
Why anon, what's wrong?

>>41318421
fugg, tried to escape the desu filter but now I just look retarded

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>>41318017
this

>>41318421
Anon you sound like an alright guy, I hope everything goes well for you, good luck.

>>41318440
""virgin"" girl sex (she actually wasn't)

>>41318318
She's so bad at sucking I don't even want her to,and when it comes to preliminaries i don't want to sell myself but after 4 long relationship I've gotten quite good at it,but even if she's wet af,when i try to push it in,even super slowly, after barely 4-5 cm she's clamping(idk if I use the right word) her legs,it's impossible to go any further,maybe I should just give a push,she'll probably cry a bit but girls will be girls,the first time isn't supposed to directly feel awesome
>>41318322
Thanks buddy
>>41318342
She's already on birth control,and yeah we have an appointment in 1 month with the doc,I hope it'll help.

>>41318421
They want to lock you down BECAUSE you get bored

If you want casual relationships/fuckbuddies you need to be a more dramatic kind of guy

I used to have the same thing happen all the time
I would hook up with a girl, have it great for a few weeks, then get too comfortable and end up in relationship mode

Then I would get passive and kinda just let her take control, even though I always knew someone was gonna get hurt in the end

>>41318466
That sounds like a medical issue desu, vaginas shouldn't be THAT tight

Go for the doc

>>41318092

>clearly falling in love with me

Tactical love, anon. You're gonna be caring for the kid.

>>41318466
>sucks at sex, in a bad way
>still with her after 1 year, haven't fucked her yet
>he's not a virgin himself, been on 4 long relationships

ok anon what's so special about your bitch, you have to tell us at this point, preferably with pics

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I'm married, and my wife and I have sex like every other night.

Not sure if that counts as getting laid though.

my bf tries to get me to have sex as often as possible

>>41317891

My gf would do it every single day but I can't keep up with her. I'd say we do it about every other day.

>>41318516
My ex-gf and I would have sex 3 times a day for our entire relationship

>>41318528
Get your test levels checked, dude

A healthy man should be able to fuck at least twice a day

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>>41318516

>>41317891
last time was almost 2 years ago

kill me

>>41317891

every weekend but it doesn't count because they aren't new girls.

>>41318419
normies get out

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>>41318465
I think I'm even more confused now lol

>>41318488
Yeah I guess that makes sense. I think I just want casual relationships and FWBs, but I'm not really into juggling multiple chicks. Same thing happens everytime
>break up with new girl
>want to have casual sex
>start boning someone and we're suddenly dating in a few weeks
TBh I'm not even sure I'm against being in a relationship, but the last few girls I've dated have all put me on the pedestal and it's kinda warped my perspective.

I feel like I should just break it off with this girl and go celibate for a bit while I work on my own issues (well not really celibate, but stop actively trying for a couple months).

>>41317891
It's been like a year and a couple of months, I haven't even kissed in that time. It's just pussy so I don't sleep bad because of it. Just focusing on my career for the moment.
PS: I'm obviously not very handsome and I'm half white so literally 3 matches on a month in Tinder when I tried it.

>>41318541

Back when I was in my 20s, sure. I'm over 40 now.

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>>41318603
She said she wanted her first real time to be special (not shagging in a bathroom). It was all a mindgame and she ended up cucking me. I should have had the balls to just ram it in without permission.
Just thinking about it is making me want to kys myself.

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>>41318561
5 years 3 months here.

>>41317891
every day

>>41318651
>I should have had the balls to just ram it in without permission
sorry I even asked, please never try to have sex again

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>>41318505
Pretty sure it is,the appointment is already taken let's cross the fingers it'll help
>>41318511
I know her since I'm 15,I'm now 23,we quickly became friends even though I was a huge cunt back then and only wanted to fuck,5 years before my life went to shit and I had to move far away from everyone I built a relationship with,I Went back to live with my mother, hopefully there was skype,but after some times I became distant with everyone,I barely used left my bedroom,spent all my days playing videogames and smoking weed,I started to browse fit around these times,i started to move my ass,it took a long time but I managed to get out of this shit,i never really lost contact with her,at this point we were best friends,and soon 1 year and a half I found a job,started to be more confident,even though we used to live far away from each other,I dated her in a coffee,and then I took my balls in my hand and asked her out,I let you guess her answer, it's not pretty everyday but with each other we can be ourselves,I'll only post this shitty pic,I'm not the kind to post my face in a Chinese cartoon forum.

>>41318342
>>41318466

You're doing the right thing, hope everything works out man. I've had similar experiences. At least you haven't accidentally used one of those condoms that numb your fucking dick.

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>>41318687
I tried brah, almost every time, I swear. But she grabbed it and put it away.
This was also a long time ago, we were both 17 (9 years ago). I don't think a single day has gone by since then that I don't regret that whole episode.

>>41318716
this is nice anon, I hope you get to fuck and marry her

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>>41318716
Honestly I wouldn't even post that pic, delete it if you can. Too many creepers with weaponized autism on here, we believe you without pics. Hope things work out for you anon.

>>41317954
quit antidepressants

>>41317891
At least once a week.
I broke up with my exgf on march so I'm just having cold pizza-like sex with someone I neither like nor dislike.

Once a week, sometimes two. Gotta hit the gym and study.


I still miss her bros. Best girl I've ever met. Sometimes I think about her when having sex. Is that too weird?

>>41318716
>t. friendzoned cuck with absolutely zero writing skill

3 1/2 years ago

>>41318716
she looks like a fatfuck.
>fathands
>fatfuckarms
>noneck
Prove me wrong faggot

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I used to get laid 3x a week.
Fucked 72 girls
Am 22, 6'4 200 lb.
I woke up one day with genital warts so I'm done with sluts until it clears up
I spent yesterday grinding my warty dick skin off.
And I'm hitting it non stop with the topical doc prescribed me
I just want this to be over
People always called me ugly and turns out I'm not, so I lost my virginity at 19
I ran around with sluts non stop. Now I'm paying the price
Ask me anything
I have a date tommorow, am gonna pretend like im too busy to hookup while making her wet in the process
Don't be like me anons

>>41318060
Are you me

>was a total shut-in in college and never even approached any girls
>it's just dawning on me how much of a mistake that was and that I'll never get an opportunity that good again

M-maybe I'll sign up to tinder.

>>41317970
>24yo
get in line newbie

>>41318784
20, 5'11'' 190lb by the way

>>41318746
>>41318766
>>41318773
Thanks a lot boys,I usually keep lurking but this time I'm happy i wrote something,you made my night,i'm off for now, godspeed.
>>41318785
Try to write your life with a damn phone at midnight,it ain't easy
>>41318806
The picture is 6 months old,I've put her on a diet,so far she lost 10 pounds,there is still hope about that.


Anyway I have shitty papers to fill tomorrow,I'm off,see ya and thanks again guys.

im a virgin

>>41318837
The exact same thing happened to me.
I thought I was on top of the world, fucking sluts left and right. One day I noticed these warts on my dick, and they multiplied like hell. So I went to the doctor and he did something called a cryotherapy, and then started using a cream which was expensive as fuck. They completely disappeared after nearly 6 months but they can come back any minute. It sucks, but what can you do :)

0 times lmoa
i dont even know how to make friends with girls

>>41318017
21 years for me

>>41318029
you gonna fuck at a music festival? hope its on the first day or that puss gonna be STANK
>stank puss make ma dick sawft

>>41318905
Age?

What does it mean if the girl never initiates conversation? Like when I text her she seems well responsive but I think I'm gonna not text her for like a week and see if she texts me

>>41318782
I'm not on any anti-depressants, really the only things I'm taking are caffiene (moderate) a daily vitiman, and fish oil.

>>41317891
In a ltr for six years now.
Anywhere from 6-10 times per week, depending on availability.
If I'm feeling it and she's not she'll lick my nuts and rim me while I jack off. Life's p good.

>>41317891
Never had sex

>>41318946
Either she's an autist or not interested
Ask her on a date. If you do your route then you can absolutely not write back ever if she doesn't text
Just do What I said anon. It will save you alot of Time

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10 years since last month.

>>41317891
Literally never.

>>41318281
I'm dating a muslim girl (studying in Europe, born and raised in a muslim country) and this is almost exactly what is happening to me.
She literally took me to her place in our second date.I have ''slept'' with her 4 times now and only dry-humping. She doesn't take her pants off (I do) and I fucking hate that shit, my dick is sore afterwards and I don't cum, she orgasms though, only with rubbing.
I was perplexed as fuck the first time we slept together but I thought maybe she doesn't do penetration the first time but this shit happened four times in a row. She doesn't suck my dick and only last time she touched it (she ran her fingers on my soft penis after the deed and said ''It's weird how it gets hard by itself'' and I said ''You find that weird?'', she said ''You dont?'', I said ''I think it's normal'' and she just repeated ''Normal''. Fucking weird as fuck. I think she has autism maybe ?

Should I keep going hoping for penetration or just quit her, it's been only one month we're together.

Also sorry for the diary post but I really needed to tell this to sb, don't feel comfortable being so open to my friends.

>>41318973
WHAT you're fucking with me? The fuck rolan?

>>41318875
Same bro. People would never guess either.

>>41318764
>(9 years ago).

Nigga you will never get laid if you let this affect your life anymore. Stop thinking about that bullshit right now. Also raping her wouldn't have made your life better nigga just stop

>>41318984
shes your gf right? Just tell her about how you feel about your sex life. If she wants to improve it she will. If not- better you know she's less committed to making good you cum now then later.

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>>41318970
Instead of hoping that she'd text back, I just made her decide on spot. Since I asked her out once before she cancelled, then she tried to make new plans to go to the beach on sunday, so I was just trying to re confirm it.
You can ignore the YouTube or watch it it's rather funny. I am not the guy with the stache.
She's the front desk gym girl so I see her 4x a week even after shes rejected me.
No biggie tho. I'm there to lift

>>41319005
it be like dat

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2-3 times a week - the trick is realizing most chicks are autistic and you need to be forward and assumptive when dealing with them- deep down they like it when you not
Only make them feel validated (flirt) but also taking control of the situation and telling them what to do. And just don't be fucking ugly too

>>41319080
>2-3 times a week
jesus what's wrong with you
how many girls have you slept with in total?

>>41318973
How old are you?

>>41319026
Honestly this. My brother got shot down my his oneitis in 2010 and he still lets that shit mess with him to this day. My oneitis got married a few years ago and that changed everything for me. Best thing to ever happen in my life and it didn't even happen to me. Being hung up on this kind of bullshit doesn't benefit anybody but it hinders you in ways you won't even realize until you get the fuck over it.

Let go if it. It happened, you can't change it, but you can make sure it doesn't happen again. Move on.

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>>41318017
18 here virgin crew

>>41318017
>>41318456
>>41318923
>>41319207
Doesn't count, virginoids, because you have no idea how good it is.

>>41318984
It's an anonymous board don't feel bad about it,and it depend,being Muslim I'm sure she was raised to remain virgin until you marry her,you should definitely speak about it with her,if it's about marrying her like I said,it's your call to see if you want to try.

>>41318426
Download Tinder. My brother it tall and good looking, and he's had sex with some 90 or 100 girls in only a couple years.

Otherwise, make friends and see whom among them know some women.

>>41318944
23

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>>41317891
Used to be 3-5x a weekend when I had a gf, not it is 0

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>>41319149
They're just flashbacks. I could name quite a few better reasons why my life is shit.

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>>41317891
5 or 6 times a week. In a relationship, so that kind of helps.

I lost my virginity in a threesome 10 months ago and I've been with 20 women since, AMA

Do you guys keep your pubic hair trimmed? If so how short?

>>41318984
i had been through there, muslim girl. Find the right words and you'll get the pussy.

>>41319381
I shave completely because it lets me get the balls and taint and it grows back nice and quick

>>41317891
This semester is was almost on a weekly basis. Weirdly enough I don't ever know how I manage it.

>>41319414
doesn't it itch like a cunt?

>>41317891
currently have a gf so every other day or so

>>41319353
tips and tricks?

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>>41317891
First time sex with hooker in January, no regrets, she was truly amazing, young and passionate; since then one ''normal'' girl for 2 months but I dumped her due to physical incompatability and now have asked another one to dance with me salsa on the weekends.

Sex is nice, but much much over-rated. Don't really care at this point, just enjoy self-developing and /fit.

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23 coming up on 24, virgin.

No real reason other than lacking interest, as hard as that seems to be to understand for some people.
If I didn't have my gains I would suspect I had a low T count.
I'm going through life being "meh" towards everything. I have no drive to do anything whatsoever. Social stuff is just exhausting.

>>41319450
post pics of hooker.

>>41319457
I might have had a brain aneurysm. I'm feeling a bit hot.

>>41319246
>>41319383
fuck her ass, its not taking her virginity

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>>41319462
She looked familiar to pic related, so I was really lucky. Forgot to mention that I lost my virginity with her being 22 years old.

>>41319518
how much it cost?

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>>41317891

Sex is the most overrated thing ever.

I kinda miss the days when I was a virgin and had so much motivation to do stuff to lose it. All self-improvement and shit I did to get laid that actually shaped me as a person in the process. I miss those time, but good thing is that I didn't "relapse" after I lost my virginity and still continue to do those things but with much less passion now.

>>41319526
45 in dollars for one hour.

>>41319540
well, thats one cheap fucking whore.

>>41317891
Only as often as I have enough money to hire a $1k a night escort

t. not satire

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>>41317891
I just can't deal with women.
Haven't had sex in years.
Women have shown interest but I just can't/won't seal the deal.

>>41319557
It is considered quite expensive in my country now, before you could find 10/10 qt for 25 dollars and plow her for one hour.

>>41319381
3/8 on pubes
balls at 1/8

>>41319112
26

>>41319414
Thats repulsive anon

>>41317891
Couple times a week, more if I want to.
Have gf.

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>>41319068
b-but you made it.

>>41319565
>Overnight escort

What do you do during extended escort sessions like this?
I get escorts for 1hr and I pretty much always run out of things to talk about.

I got laid 3 times a day for 7 months straight. Then I broke up with my girlfriend and haven't been laid in 5 months. The duality is unfortunate.

>>41317891

It's been like 2 years because I was JUSTing over my ex.

Before that, 5-6 times per week.

23yo kv here. I fell into the trap of a long distance gf. Will have been together for a year later this month. I love her but I'm not really in love with her honestly, but all my friends fucking adore her so if I dump her I'd probably lose two close friends as well and my other two friends would think less of me if I left her so I could actually fuck girls. Life truly is suffering. I want out and I want to go get my dick wet and not feel guilty about it.

>>41319705
excuse me, that was hyperbole, I usually shoot for a $1k for 2 hours one, since I've found just one hour isn't usually enough time for me to really enjoy the experience.
it usually goes
>small talk
>foreplay
>sex round 1
>bust nut #1
>surprise her when I just switch out rubbers and keep going without needing a break
>keep going until either she or I need a break
>pillow talk
>sex round 2
>bust nut #2
>clean up
>leave

t. my recovery time is off the charts as a result of nearly 20+ years of almost daily masturbation, and the last escort I was with seemed legitimately surprised that even after busting twice I was still rock solid

>>41318859
Wtf, 3 musketeers or some shit. The ONLY thing my parents seem to care about is my sexual purity. Alcohol, cigarettes, weed, doesn't matter. Bring a girl home and all of a sudden, "This isn't how we raised you." Like, do you want grandkids or not?

>>41319537
Plastic surgery and hormone therapy are amazing.

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>>41317891
I have sex every wednesday , friday and saturday , usually sundays too but not always
>3 to 4 times a week
Pic related my horny gf

escorts every 4-6 weeks....if youre a UK bro then no reason why you shouldnt.

>>41319778
>1k for 2hrs

Must be top tier girls
Ive had pretty much meh experiences with escorts but i guess thats to be expected when you only pay $200/hr
Last year i had one girl complain that i was too rough(didnt even jackhammer) and a regular told me id be better off finding a gf if i wanted constant sex(was seeing her weekly for a few months)

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>>41319879
front pic

>>41319893
hooo shit bro mad jelly. what's her face like?

>>41319893
cum on her tits for me tonight bro

>>41319443
Apply your autism to learning social engineering. A good start is How To Win Friends and Influence people. Look people in the eyes and talk to women as if you've already had sex with them and now you're just being yourself.
Put yourself in social situations and go up to at least 3 attractive women at the mall a day, alone, and talk to them briefly, say they're cute but you're in a hurry can you get their number real quick and meet em for coffee etc etc. Keep doing that until you're completely unfazed by rejection and mostly not nervous talking to girls. If you get a number, it's a bonus.
For learning how to text, download an app called whisper and start talking to locals and experiment with the written medium. Whisper is where I got half my lays.
Torrent Pimp and TenGame by RSD Nation and look up Day Game by RSD Todd, I think. Real Social Dynamics is a pickup artist thing. It teaches you real principles about picking up women but don't consider it the end all be all of pickup, you're watching it to learn minor rules about women and dating that you wouldn't know otherwise. Your experience and expertise only comes from going out there and learning.
Remember, socializing and picking up women is a skill, not something you either have or don't. Work hard and commit to your goal until you reach it, and remember, it's all a game.

Approximately once every 2.5 months on average since I was 20. But only by paying for it. I am kissless and hugless and everythingless otherwise

>>41318837
>genital warts
Aint never clearing up bro

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>>41317912
>once a month
> i have a gf
>feelsbadman

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>>41319979
wow , she actually loves it when I do that , I did it last night , fucked her , and then gave her a massage , (to give my dick some recoup time , jerked off strandling her and cum all over her tits while she enjoys her vibrator
>pic related

>>41317891
>6'1" 240lbs
>Make 50k/year
>Fat
Before my current gf, I got laid at least 8 times per year. Not that I have an actual gf, it's every other day at least.
Butherface

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I'm kind of a pussy but I do get a lot of female attention and girls asking me why I don't have a girlfriend(because they're suprised) I would prob have a girlfriend if I went out with my friends more because I always seem to get hit on. There have been two girls these past couple years I've actually "liked" but I never asked them out cause they're co workers. I just started school and their are a few cute ones in my class so who knows..

>>41318984
Just walk away bro. the more sex is out of the equation the more you think about the chemistry and how you grow with each other. I wouldn't hold my breath. Cheat untill you find the perfect one.

>>41319020
31 reporting in. I will die a virgin.

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>>41320044
I wish my gf was more of a demon like this..
Shes a babe and she loves sex, but she doesn't show her hornyness at all. No sexy pics, dirty talking or spontaneous acts of affection from her.

I'm starting to lose attraction.. don't know what to do desu

>>41320044
I thought I wasn't gonna fap today lol

>>41317891
Haven't been laid in 22 years.
Pls help me fit

>>41318273
This is why you fail. You're supposed to be a man. Men take action. You can't be passive

>>41317891
i haven't gotten laid in almost 2 years. every girl i ask out agrees and bails shortly after because of my shit personality.

I have a gf so everyday
Cheat on her every month tho

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>>41320086
sorry to hear that man , maybe you should talk dirty to her and/or send her naughty pics of yourself , (nothing to far ) see her response , ask her to send you a "hot" selfie because "you are so turned on by her" , they like to hear that they are attractive
>I ask her for pics and she sends them
I just tell her that seeing a sexy pic of you would make my day better
I have so much hardcore shit with her it is funny

>>41320044
god damn bro you landed gold. What's your job?

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Got laid from a friends with benefits a week ago before she left to China. She really wants a relationship but I'm reluctant due to her high partner count.

None of that matters now as she's likely getting railed by a random on the cruise she's on

>>41320232
I make 50k a year , not rich , not poor
6'1 205lbs , muscles and a 9/10 face

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>>41318531
When we first met, we'd have sex CONSTANTLY. Friends called us the jack rabbits. We'd go at it multiple times a day. This lasted the first 5 or 6 years. We slowed down when we moved in together to at least 1 time per day. We're married with 2 kids now, so we have sex at LEAST every other day. After 12 years together, there's more to our relationship than constant fucking. Plus, we have kids and demanding full time jobs, so time is an issue too.

>>41318547
Been together 12 going on 13 years dude. We've hit a few rough patches, and one was so bad that we went to couples counseling. Won't lie and say that our relationship is perfect because neither of us are perfect ourselves. But we do love each other and are both insanely dedicated to each other. She's the mother of my kids, is the best lay I've ever had, is /fit/, is pretty, and is actually funny. I won't say it's impossible, but it's EXTREMELY unlikely we'll get divorced like I'm assuming your parents did.

>>41317891
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>>41317891
MY NAME IS CHAD THUNDERCOCK. I EAT PIZZA OFF YOUR MUM' BUM AND THEN I DONT PAY FOR HER CABFARE. I GET LAID ON THE REG, KNAMEAN?

>>41319457
thats called depression

>>41320630
I don't feel sad though

>>41320685
i mean im the same way. everything is exhausting never want to do anything. would rather be alone. not sad but not happy and im just kinda floating through life. went and saw a psychologist and was diagnosed with major depression.

>>41317970
Same here. Skipped some rather easy chances too. I sometimes wonder if it would feel better if i had no chance at getting laid, instead of being a pussy and never trying.

WTF is wrong with the people in this thread... I'm banging a minimum of 20 times a month ... Fokken period bs

>>41317891
>tfw 25 and can barely manage above a semi- semi chub
>haven't had a spontaneous boner in a year
>takes all my concentration to stay hard enough to have sex for 2 minutes


wew

>>41317891
3-4 times with my gf.

When I was single I would get laid only 1-2 times a month. Rarely I would experience a 3 month drought, but luckily those don't happen all that much anymore.

>>41317891
I get laid once every 2 months. Lasts all night. God, long distance relationships make my balls bluer than the ocean.

I haven't been laid in about 3 years I think. Basically a born again virgin and hate myself

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>>41317950
>there's really nothing special about sex once you've had it a few times
You are having sex wrong.

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>>41317970
I know this feel

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>>41320941

3 or 4 per week, but married. Does that count?

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>>41318017
>tfw 25 and poor

I wish I could just start life over

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>>41321123

>>41317912
Cos your personality sucks.

>>41317922
Are you me? I was borderline chad before the depression and drinking problems hit and I started browsing 4chan

>>41318301
I never went to college. I'm in my early 30s now. I realised a couple of years back that all the best women get taken during college / university. Any woman who didn't go to college always turns out to have some sort of major flaw.

Came close once.

Only problem was she was drunk and 5 years older than my mom so I turned her down. Been on a few tinder dates where the women flirted and were sexual texting but irl they could tell I was a sperg and immediately shut it down. I think the next time I'll just text her that I'm a mute and hope I can pull it off.

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>Be Christfag
>Date five cuties in high school, two my junior year the last three my senior year
>Had multiple chances to bang each of them, saw four of the five completely naked
>Didnt because Christfag and wanted to wait until marriage
>Now im three years into college and no girl above 5/10 has even glanced at me

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>>41318447
Creeping this feel

>>41318260
I've tried this a few times, each time it's never worked. They literally run away from me:
>at music festival
>starts raining
>go into tent
>notice cute brunette beside me
>mention something about the weather
>she just smiled and went out into the rain
Fuck I must be hideous

>>41321146
Damn not the same guy but this proverb always kicks me in the ass.

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>>41320195
Yeah the last girl I dated (for 15 months) was like that. She was a complete nympho, and I loved it.
With my girl now, none of that sexy girl stuff comes naturally.
It's like she missed the course on how to act seductive and sexy for men.
I find myself regularly day dreaming of girls from my past exclusively now. Fucking sucks, feels like I'm cheating.
Thanks for the suggestions anon.

>>41317891
>Get GF
>Sex every day or so
>Lose GF
>No sex for a year
>Get new GF
>Cycle repeats
Dunno, never really liked the idea of sex with someone I don't know well.

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>>41321231
My current gf is the first one that I haven't been able to make come with just my d. I have to use hands etc in order to make it happen, even then its hard. My tendinitis is flaring up because of it.

Sex would be so much better if I could just rail her to an orgasm, like the last girl I was serious with. My ex would have multiple orgasms every time we had sex. It was so good that we'd get it on for 2-4hours straight (with little breaks). She would just lie there twitching for at least 5 min afterwards, unable to even talk properly. Plus she'd suck my d forever, until I made a move.

I was hoping I could unlock this behavior in my current gf. She'd be wife material if I could.

No luck so far.
Feels a bit bleak desu

Everyday.

T. Married

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>>41317970

>>41318260
I get rejected at bars/clubs constantly.
Always just meet girls from friends of friends and some how being treating them like a normal casual person it works.

If there were a straight version of grindr, (way better/effective than tinder) would you guys use it?

>>41318837
FUCK dude, you made it

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>>41318419
I have a very active social life, I'm married and I don't have sex, bro.

>>41321123
if you really feel that pain translate that into action, or your lying and you feel some satisfaction with where you are and you dont want to change. If you really do get an execution plan and do it.

I would say you have time but you've had time for like 7 years now and not done shit with it so its time to catch up.

>>41318419
No but that deludes the thread into boring normie talk, I like hearing people who are fucking up and what they're driven to do to improve themselves

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>>41318528
>>41318660
>>41318957
>>41319341
>>41318531
>>41319436
>>41319656
>>41319725
>>41319879
>>41320177
>>41321108
>>41321485
I'm soooo fucking jelly of your sex lives, bros.

Keep the good work.

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>>41317891
19yr virgin. Here's to another year, /fit/!

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>>41317891
>last year
>become "the affair" of a girl I know
>her bf travels a lot for his job
>fuck her at least 4 times a week every week
>at least 5 times on Saturdays or Sundays
>sometimes we even do it in public places
>it was just good sex, I saw no future with her and I wanted a "normal" gf
>end it
>haven't had sex since December

>>41317891
>33
>married for 10 years
>more sex with smoking hot milf than I could want

>>41317891
Quite regular, desu.

But my problem is that I had so many exes in past years that my long list of exes eventually reached double digits.

Thankfully, my current girlfriend is quite a nice person, she's adorable and it looks like she's going to be my endgame.

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>turning 21 next month

maybe it's not that i don't understand people but that i don't like them

I'm a 24 year old virgin

At this age I fear it's really weird and if anyone knew they would be weirded out by that fact, especially because I'm a pretty big extrovert and have a big group of friends, I go out 2-3 times a week, talk to girls all the time, go to lots of bars.

still never laid, I'm just really scared is the honest answer. I talk to random girls and treat them as friends, I have friendly conversations with random women at bars. I've never talked to a woman with the purpose of getting laid, I only am very friendly.

Idk

I'm a 25 year old virgin
It doesn't bother me, I don't much care to have sex
Instead, on weekends I'll go to a club, look for folks with a good chance of hooking up, then follow them outside and ask if I can watch.
Most say no, but most nights I can find someone to let me.

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>>41317891
i dont

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>>41322162

holy SHIT /fit/ I thought we were the normie board?? I'm spinning 4-6 plates depending on how you count them, what the fuck?

>>41322110
Why are you scared to have sex Anon?

>>41317891
I am a 20 year old virgin in university, better looking than anyone here besides these Viking-looking giants that always have a girl at their side. Every opportunity I get, and every girl I've met or have come up to me have just been huge disappointments. Initially I think they're interested, then we converse and I find they're all just boring/have no sex drive.

I had ONE relationship in high school, but she wanted to hold off on sex. Three years later, I hear she's the proud single mother of a baby. She was a huge bitch at the end but still, who can I even trust around here.

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>>41322222
Nice GET.

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Every 3 days, maximum.

>>41322162

>Doesn't mention it's a gay club

/fit/ approved

>>41322222
Quints of truth my god WITNESSED

>>41322244
Since i was 16...

>>41317891
Never have. I'm fat right now.

2yrs and counting, but it's mostly by choice.

>>41322233
because Idk what I'm doing
idk uh, "the moves" or whatever

Like I don't understand coercing a woman into having sex with me. Like I've asked for sex before, I've asked girls out, but it was girls I was friends with already. Where I could ask for sex or dating in a real casual way like "I like your company you like mine wana do some stuff?" and those times have been no's unfortunately but to go up to a random person and play this like back and forth game sounds really weird and unnatural to me, then ontop of that what if I succeed and now I have a woman in my apartment and we are in my room like what the fuck

Idk I'm just a huge pussy basically

About once a month.
Dont get married.

>>41322222
nice

>>41317891
ok im a 20 year old /fit/ dude in uni

like 3x a week? give or take a little

i have a fuckbuddy, so shes just there for sex which is great cuz i have studying/lifting/partying/cheating/traveling to do.

I haven't gotten laid in almost year, wow didn't even realize how long until this post I need to get back out there

About two-three times a week. Have two regular fuck buddies with another two occasional ones on the side. Occasionally a random one night stand too. It's nice, but it's a bit tiring. Wish I had more nights alone to just game and watch movies.

Not even big. Am 22 and am a relatively poor arts student. It's just about confidence, literally.

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>>41317949

>Joined the army
>tfw thinking about joining myself

Enlisted or officer?

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>>41322299
Every girlfriend I ever had was introduced to me by a friend. I completely suck at approaching random girls and having game. I've literally NEVER had success with that shit, and I don't even try anymore.

I have, however, been getting pretty consistent sex from multiple girls over the years because I'm great at making female friends, and then getting them to introduce me to their friends. I've found that women can be pretty awesome wingmen. Just tell one of your female friends that you want to date one of their friends. If you're in good with them, they'll hook you up.

It's always been easier for me to talk to girls if there was a buffer around at first. Like if we had mutual friends, or she was a cousin's room mate or some shit. That way, the girl is at ease and doesn't have her guard up because you're not just some random stranger trying to fuck her; there's a mutual friend which provides a form of security for her. And you'll both be aware of the fact that you're conversing under the pretense of starting a relationship, instead of you just falling into the friend zone automatically.

>>41322248
I only went to a gay club once, it was for the day celebrating its closing
I may have not moved up in the drink line as fast as I should have
The girl behind me said something along the lines of "better move up, before a slut like me gets my hands on you" and put her hand on my ass
I looked at her disapprovingly and said "you know that this is a gay club, yeah?"

>>41322303
So? Fuck her more. I fuck 3-4 times a week, or head. No exceptions. I do everything she wants, help around the house, get her shit. Make time for her, support her, and she takes care of my needs. Stress the importance, whine, bitch and cry if you aint getting enough. She will get the point.

>>41322345
Huh. That makes a lot of sense. I have a few very close female friends, as in they have been dating my best bro's for years and years, then I have a bunch not as close but still could talk to female friends.

I will try this. If I can start out on friendship I can make moves, I've done it in the past, I am confident in asking for sex/a date if I am friends with the person.

This is great thank you, will actually ask my female friends if they have single friends I could be introduced to.

It's over 2 years for me now. I don't miss it. Fap a lot, use it as motivation to continue working out.

I've smashed enough girls in my life to be satisfied though, so one night stands don't really interest me anymore.

Kind of wish I had a gf though, someone who I really gel with and can fook on the reg.

>>41317891
I've recently started going back to the gym, and I'm halfway between a dad-bod and decent looking schlub.

Incidentally though my anti-social/undiagnosed social anxiety (can't afford a shrink or doc right now), has prevented me from doing other shit, and my all around just terrible personality isn't good for attracting women.

Not even the fat chicks want me cause I'm too much of a liability and none of them are as fucked up as I am.

I still go to the gym 3 times a week and recently got into a jiu jitsu and muay thai class that I do once a week for two hours.

Broke up with a gf I had of almost 2 years (not long to some but was my only official GF which she actually kinda accidentally started dating me... long story).

1 bad beta fag break up later I started hitting the gym again.

Overall I'm doing better but there's no "pussy" in sight for me, probably won't be for a long ass time. I don't typically get women interested in me enough to want to bang and I'm not good looking enough for a weekend quickie... it is what it is though.

>>41321199
Dude don't say that shit haha.

I'm about to graduate and I'm in a 5 month dry spell no end in sight.

I've been telling myself it will get better after.

I'm 26

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>>41322303
I'm married, and we fuck 4-5 times a week. We have kids too.

What, is she fat or something? Or did she cheat on you? I've always heard about people getting married and sex disappearing, but I've been married for 7 years and it hasn't happened yet. Shit, we have two kids (1 year old and a 3 year old) and still have a pretty good sex life; albeit only at night.

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>>41322405
Glad to help anon. I remember for the longest time, I was depressed because I literally have zero game, and all my friends could just pull random bitches at clubs and bag them that night.

It wasn't until my 2nd year of college when I realized all I had to do was ask my female friends for a hook up, and it worked like 9 times out of 10. I found my niche, hopefully you'll find yours.

>>41317970
>tfw was 26 y/o virgin
>have gotten laid three times in the past month
feels good man, still 26.

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>>41320452
When did you both meet? How did you keep that up and not end up sexless while resenting each other like 99% of married ancedotes?
I'm only just finished with college, and it already feels like it's too late for me

>had a friends with benefits
>talked a lot
>slowly her responses became slower and shorter
>after a while of this get fed up and stop responding to her
>haven't talked in a month
>she still likes a couple photos here and there on my instagram, always watches my story of snapchat
>spend time away from her getting /fa/, better facial care, career starting to take off, more free time, more money
>thinking of hitting her up again now that I'm new and improved so I can smash again

Wish me luck /fit/. Hopefully she didn't get a boyfriend or some shit, she's hot as hell

>>41322425

It's down hill once the kids realize what you're doing when mommy and daddy close and lock the door.

>>41322425
Got married a little over a year ago, shes not fat. She just lost interest and either says no or makes up some excuse every time im in the mood.

>>41322485
>When did you both meet?
We met when I was 19 and she was 18 (12 years ago). My best friend was dating her best friend, and we met at his going away party (he joined the army and was being shipped to Iraq).

>How did you keep that up and not end up sexless while resenting each other like 99% of married ancedotes?
Guess I got lucky because we both have always had fairly high sex drives. We're also both still attracted to each other, and after 3 years of dating, we pretty much knew we'd end up married. We'd always talk about how we'd never get fat and how we'd always make the effort to maintain a sex life and NOT end up like those marriage anecdotes you're talking about. We're also two VERY stubborn people, so if we say we're going to do something, we definitely going to do it. We're also still very attracted to each other, so it's not like she had the kids and got fat or anything. Finally, we don't let the kids fuck with our sex life. We've had our kids on a bed time schedule since they were months old. They're in bed by 8, and that gives us plenty of time to hang out together just the two of us.

>I'm only just finished with college, and it already feels like it's too late for me
Definitely not too late for you man. I can't really offer much advice on how to pick up women, since I've been with the same girl since I was 19. I won't lie and say I never cheated on her though. I fucked a couple of girls behind her back before we got to the 4 year mark. I've been faithful ever since.

I guess the only advice I have is to not go looking for relationships, and don't force anything that's not there. Everything happens in due time.

>>41322525
That's why you fuck when they're sleeping dude. What kind of kids camp out at your locked door at 10pm? Get those little shits on a sleep schedule.

>>41322528
Spice that shit up. Tie her up, give her a massage that leads to more foreplay. You can't just do missionary with lights off every night.

>>41317891
khv here

>>41319767
You can get new friends.

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>>41322559
Sounds like an all around nice situation anon, 'gratz on doing ok at life

>>41318837
did you use a condom / could you see warts on her genital area?

Pretty much given up
>Virgin till 22
>horrible anxiety either cum instantly or not at all
>so bad in bed can't get a 4/10 chubby hairy girl to fuck me again

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>>41322621
Thanks anon

>>41318029
>music festival
> dont want some random hookup and risk my std-free streak
i've got news for you

28, haven't had sex since 21 ish roughly so 6 or 7 years? Stopped counting. Got laid from several diff girls and gfs between 18 and 21. Nothing since tho quite a handful opportunities. Iunno just picky I spose .

>>41317891
Once a week, but it's always with the same chick.

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>>41322473
Lost mine at 26 too.

Okce a week with current fwb but I think it will go south soon.

I have around 200 tinder matches but no clue how I could hook up with any of them, wish I had the skills.

>>41318024

Hasnt had sex in 5 years and doesnt miss it?

Check your fucking test levels

Fucked some dude's fiance about a month ago because she wanted it. It was a year before that. Honestly, I don't give a shit about sex. I just want someone to love me.

>>41318868
>about to enter my senior year at the University of Alabama
>Only have had maybe 15 one night stands
>8/10, 6 ft tall, 185 lbs so all around pretty aesthetic
>haven't been laid in 5 months
Fucking shit m8 this give me motivation to lay it all on the line next semester

I'm married me and the wife have sex usually 3-4 times a week. I don't cheat because I'm not a nigger

>>41317891
>> have GF who is not crazy, is working on her body at gym, not crazy, literally mostly mentally stable and can live easy with her

>>Sex 2 or 3 times so far this year....

She is terrible at it, there is no passion, there is no i'm intrested in you. i am bored of it and she has been "working on being more sexual and trying more" for like a year now, no change"
She still wants it, i just cbf and no fun for me.
I'm also low test - docs wont do anything tho.

5-12 times a week. girlfriend is deathly afraid of me cheating on her, so she makes it a point to fuck me a lot. the downside is that she is absolutely insane when it comes to any. female. ever.

>>41323216
My mannnn

>>41318037
She is either ugly as fuck or you have low test

>>41321179
This most likely.

>>41323242
Or he's starting to like traps more than bio-girls.

1-3 times a day 4-5 days a week.

>>41323242
Both are true but it's also the fact he feels had for sleeping with your mom

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>>41317891
>5'9" dyel autismo manlet with an above average face
>70 different women with 7 year experience (age 15-21)
>Live in Norway where all girls are aryan girls are sluts if you don't judge
Tinder is a blessing

>>41323323
...also I'm dyslexic

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>>41317891
>first time at 14yo thanks to IRC chats
>added nice love story and sex friends during teenage years

Now I'm 29, since my last strong and open relationship that lasted 6 years, one year ago, I now have performance and porn ED. I can't get up without mixing MDMA and viagra. Even thought I met like 25 girls since my broke up, thanks to meeting websites.

Fortunately, I met a qt.13 asian psychotherapist that help me through that. A true lover, pure and all...
>she just left for 6 months because of her work
>I'm starting to go crazy again


Spoiler alert : women wants men who are confident, who are pecuniary confortable, sociables and with a high libido.

>>41317891
Atleast once a day, 7 days a week.

She also cooks and plays videa with me.

I love her

>>41322350
Fuckin keked

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Im fucking this chub on the reg. about 3 times a week. Not gonna lie, im only hitting it because the girl i actually like has me on "read" status on messenger. I just want a girlfriend thats not a fat cunt, laughs at the same autistic shit i do and doesn't mind pineapples on her pizza.

>>41323470
absolute fucking haram

you disgust me

>>41317891
Easily 4/5 nights a week, usually multipile times a night. My girlfriend is basically a sex addict, it's me that's having trouble keeping up.

>>41317891

It's been about 6 years, I think.

>>41323480
thanks man, i need the push.

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>>41317970
i'll be there with you in 6 months

>>41323491
push a gun against your temple, mongo

fatties deserve no love.

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>>41318017
>mfw reading this made me remember my mom telling me about how she has a scar from her c section when i was born

I completely forgot about that, I've literally never touched a vagina

>>41317912
>they
You dumb fucking weak shit YOU'RE the one who has to take it further

>>41323533
not the guy you're responding to but that kind of initiative takes character and enough courage to lasts you 5 seconds.
It sounds stupid to most capable men, but i had to learn it, he will have to learn and any man who wants to get laid will have to learn it.
Also, this nigga's on the chan.

>>41323541
>initiative takes character
I think basic common sense is more apt

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>>41323541

We're all gonna sort ourselves out, buckos.

>>41318984
You are a dude, you need sex. Get her to understand that.
Plus dating a muslim chick...dude she may not lay

>>41318547
THAT IT, I'm going to Colombia for at least half a year in my lifetime to go wife-hunting for a big booty, good cooking chica

>>41323589
there's a bomb squad joke here i'm looking for...

>>41319620
Bro, just go for the white girls who hang out in hip hop clubs. They like to roll with the brothas.... you're buff right, so that shit would be ez

>>41319381
Trim that shit bro, too much bush hides your dick length.

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>>41323139
This so much. The sex is almost pointless if she's not the ONE.

>>41317970
20 years old kissless virgin reporting in

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>>41323470
From the looks of it, she's not the only chubby one in that picture. Have you thought that maybe, just maybe, if you're not a fat cunt yourself, you could get a gf who's also not a fat cunt?

>>41323749
angle maybe? i'm not fat.

>>41322448
Now give us tips on befriending girls brahnon

>>41323764
I want to believe you anon. Do you have any pics?

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>>41323773
Not the thinnest but certainly not fat.

>>41317951
>initiating sex

It's like you want be accused being a sex-pest or at worst a rapist

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>>41320056
If you're sperging out try mindulness meditation and nofap. People can meme all they want, but I find I'm far more carefree, cool and flirty when I practice both. Throw in cold showers too if you wanna go beast mode

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>>41320536
you have good photography skills, chad

>>41317912
Hey congrats on the year dry, I'm at 5 months, no desire to go back to drinking

>>41317950
I disagree, your sex must have been mediocre, I've been married 9 years and me and the wife still have sex almost every night, and pretty frequently more than once a night, sex is amazing and one of the most important parts of a relationship

>>41323470
Put some sheets on your bed you animal.

>>41318984
Why would you date someone with mental retardation aka a religious person?

She was brainwashed by her parents, it's not her fault, but still.

>>41323802
Not fat lol, time to cut bulking bro

>>41317891
I've gotten laid once in my life. That was 3 years ago. Kill me

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>I've never had sex with someone who wasn't from 4chan