How do I stop being a sad cunt?
>>41421194
Be a sick cunt
>>41421194
Find what is making you sad. Eliminate it.
>>41421200
youre making me sad
What's some good cardio to do on an excercise bike that will make my heart healthier and lower my BPM?
I started using it 2 nights ago for 30 minutes at a moderate speed, last night I did it for 40 minutes and tonight I'm about to do it for 50 minutes. Once I get up to a hour I'll just leave it at that.
Currently my resting heart rate is in the 80's and 90's, and standing up brings it up to 136. Walking around drops it to 116.
So, is this a good way to lower my heart rate? If not, what's better? I'd like to get it down to 60-70 resting and 80 when standing by the beginning of June.
Ok so I got on my excercise bike and it was broke. I smashed open the side since the screws wouldn't come out, and I found out that the belt wasn't attached. But I also saw pic related. I think the black has a wire that goes through it into the hole circled in red, that is covered in some wierd shit. What is this wierd shit, how do I get it off, and will it kill me?
I'm fixing my excercise bike (belt isn't attached) so I smashed open the side of it and on the wheel that turns when you pedal has pic related on it. I think the thing circled in black had a wire that went into the hole that's under the shit that's circled in red.
So, what is the stuff in red, how do I get rid of it, and will it kill me?
>>41421463
Disregard second part
>>41420812
Yes, losing weight helps aswell
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>Who is /fph/ for?
People who think fatties should pay for their own health insurance
>>41420806
As if this is America's problem and not her own problem.
Welcome to the LAND OF ACCOUNTABILITY motherfucker.
CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT WAAAHHH
Bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_7HVTtQDwU
Asian girl eats like a pig and it more fit than a White "fitness" chick who drinks "green juice" for breakfast
Yeah it's bullshit and your fat is there to stay. It will never go away might as well kill yourself
>>41420573
You drink GREEN JUICE while Stacy eats PIZZA and basically you're a fucking moron
>>41420573
She's a woman and it's buzzfeed. They exaggerate everything. She doesn't eat as much as she flexes.
We've all heard conflicting reports about breakfast. Some say it's the most important meal of the day, while others learn to live without it. There is evidence that skipping it entirely is a great way to stay shredded. Personally, I feel like I have more of an edge when I start the day with coffee and a cigarette.
So /fit/, what is your Breakfast of Champions?
two glasses of water and an erection
pussy
ITT: We talk about our favorite cardio routines, or at least the ones we hate the least.
Also, I'm in a bit of a pickle cardio-wise myself. I used to think cutting was gay so for the past 8 months straight I've done nothing but bulk and have put on a considerable amount of both muscle and fat. The problem is, wife and I are going to Cuba to see her family in exactly 2 months and she wants me to shed the fat but keep the gains. What's the best cardio routine for burning as much fast as possible in 2 months? Thanks brothers.
>>41419646
Sounds like you've gained a considerable amount of fat - 2 months is not a long enough period of time to cut down without losing significant muscle mass. I don't get why people don't cut once and clean bulk indefinitely.
>>41419681
Because I'm retarded and hate cardio with a passion. I guess I can afford to lose a little muscle mass in the name of slimming down. Do you know of any good programs that would work well in 2 months?
>>41419646
Can you guys please reassure me that my stamina gains wont completely collapse from taking ONE day off my regular schedule?
I work out three days a week, running 12k in 1:30:00 and i just feel like sitting it out today because my neck is killing me and i got a new vidya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Umejp-YdQ
Honestly, how can anyone take someone below 5'9 seriously. Look at this turbomanlet, holy shit
>>41418669
OP is Alex.
Fuck off Alex!
he calls himself bearmode lmao, more like cub mode
>>41418669
>all that ego lifting
kek
/fraud/ - These BLASTS are too accurate for sand people, edition
Newfriends: http://reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki
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>>41418438
He body is the bomb
Welp, time to get on some gear because going to the gym like a fucking maniac every day for 2-3 hours for years natty is getting me NOWHERE.
Been reading for months, likely going with a Baby's First Cycle of 500mg/week Test E and then ensuring the PCT is absolutely 100% spot-on.
What I don't quite understand though, is why do people say that by keeping up your fitness-regimen and everything, you should be able to keep much of the muscle-mass gained. But then some other people say you're going to lose it and unless you keep hopping back on gear, you're never going to keep your gains.
What gives bros?
>>41418438
terrorists mostly doesn't wear turbans.
This one is a sikh.
And with sikh gains too
Questions that don't deserve their own thread
England edition
how many rounds of tabata do you do? I just did a 4 minute cycle of tabata squats and my legs have a crazy pump
Why are powerlifters so fat and ugly?
Two things:
I'm 5'7, 159 lbs and probably 18% - 20%, is it possible to hit 15% in 4 weeks, and 12% in 8 weeks?
And:
>warm up OHP 45 - 85 - 100 - 120
>120 feels like fucking nothing, feeling good and I was amping myself up to try for a 135 1rm.
>Try to do 120 again after 3.5 min rest
>Feels heavy as fuck, can only do 3 dirty reps + 2 push press reps
>Rest another 3 mins
>Can't even get it up, deload to 115 and even that feels heavy
Why, should I take shorter rests? Longer rests? Gassing myself out cause I took too many warm up sets?
pls respond even if this post is 10+ hours old, more input is always appreciated.
I am fat but not obese (177cm 99kg 25% BF) and recently got back into exercising on a daily basis around 4-5 months ago following a circuit program.
When I started for the first month I was working out at random times and at the end of each time since I was always pushing myself to my limits I was close whiting out but eventually my body got used to the intensity and duration and it was no longer a problem, recently the program increased the duration of each workout by 50% and added another set/round for each workout so now its 4 sets instead of 3.
Basically to cut the story short after the increased intensity and duration I have not been able to do the 4th set because after the 3rd set I am always super close to passing out. What can I do to either stop this or increase my whiting out threshold?
Love ADF-Kun
What's your end game when it comes to lifting?
Is Manhattan nice? It looks really nice.
>>41412387
It's really nice, actually.
>>41412360
no not really
i might catch 1 or 2 girls a year looking at me, compared to the 0 that looked at me before i started lifting. but i still look like shit and i have a gf, so it's not like i could do anything with those 1-2 mires a year.
id rather just be lazy. the only thing that keeps me lifting 4-5 hours a week is my hatred for my disgusting body.
>>41390339
>>41390339
is that even possible without gear?
>>41390408
I don't think so
b-b-b-b-b-but a-a-anyone c-c-can lift and be healthy!
/fit/ BTFO!
RETHUGLICANS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
>t-there is n-nothing problematic about lifting!
Holy shit will /fit/ ever stop getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>41425670
This is why I deleted Reddit
Can you just go back to >>>/pol/ instead of shitting this place up with feel good "us alt-right males are alpha specimens!" type threads?
>Then: 40-100 reps, hoisting weights randomly, no significant diet changes except "don't become too full"
>thick, tight, ripped, strong, aesthetic year round, natty
>Now: 4-10 reps, autistic lifting programs and diets, supplements and supplements and (((powders)))
>still weak and look like shit unless they do roids and cutting agents
Well /fit/ ? Explain yourselves.
meanwhile old school press (TM) training was mostly heavy triples if you actually bother to research it
You know they had cocaine back then, right?
>>41424044
you know cocaine is shit and not anabolic right? and using it a a cutting aid would kill your gains as a natty.
>>41424029
Sandow also lifted everyday, at high reps. go figure.
Anyone have coworkers always make remarks about your lunch?
For example everyone is feasting on pizza because someone is retiring and I decide to stick to my chicken breast, broccoli and brown rice. The entire room acts genuinely concerned and I feel like they are sitting me down for an intervention. It happens constantly.
>>41412508
People constantly give me shit about eating the exact same thing every day.
>THAT ISN'T SUSTAINABLE!
>THAT ISN'T LIVING!
>THAT CAN'T BE HEALTHY!
Fuck right off.
No. But everyone at my work minds their own damn business
>not getting social gainz
what's the point of physical gainz without those?
>'yeah sure i'll grab a slice, thanks'
>hearty chuckle
>'you old timers should retire more often if you ask me'
>mouth stuffed with pizza
>'have a drink on me, let's move this party to the bar after work'
Ok /fit/ I just thought of something:
Do you guys think that Navy Seals are all on gear to maximize their performance? They're the troops that really count and need to perform under extreme situations. Do you think that test boosters and other gear helps them do their job?
Also, they're all fucking jacked beyond what most people can reach naturally.
>>41410128
Nobody needs trt till theyre in their 50s (usually) and the government does not use steroids on the military currently.
I know a lot of them use gear on their own. All of the guys i knew in HS that washed out of buds used gear with me, but now i can just get huge and join the ffl where its easier but more active.
>>41410286
Youb know nothing. I'm on trt 240mg of test via, DOCTOR and I'm only 24. Fuck. Off.
>>41410316
Usually.
You are test deficient, you are not usual.