/fph/ - Fat People Hate General

>>41420806

As if this is America's problem and not her own problem.

Welcome to the LAND OF ACCOUNTABILITY motherfucker.

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>>41420827

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oldie but a goodie

>>41420861
>3 pounds ground beef
>1 lb is ~975 calories
>fried it
god damn it these people make me so fucking mad
no self control fucking WORTHLESS ANIMALS do all this shit and then they wonder why they're so fucking unhealthy and in pain all the time. But then they turn around and scream 'healthy at all sizes!' and whatever else they use to cover up their inadequacy

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Gib chocklit

>>41420861
thats too long and detailed to be fake. I love it. This is what life is all about

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>>41420819
is it bad if i want to drown this cunt?

>>41420785

Simply Sarah editing is getting insane. Cutting out all her breathing now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T4tK1-v37I

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>>41420950

>>41420971
no, anger is one of the many natural human emotions humans must experience to remain their humanity. Trust me, fellow human i have extensively studied human emotions, but their speech patters still elude me

>>41420827
this show is embarrassing and she should get a job

>>41420861
Still my favourite to this day

>>41421058
I think I'm gonna stop eating salami for a few months.

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so skinny white/black girls can't wear festival gem bindis because "muh culture appropriation" but when a fat white girl wears full Indian jewellery it's totally fine because fatshion.

where do these pricks draw the line?????

>>41421058
are those stretch marks

>>41421096
Cultural appropriation = -10 privilege points
Terminal fatassness = +20 privilege points

it all balances out in the sugar-addled mind of the fat prick.

>>41421058
You ate everything, Jon Snow.

>>41420999
according to imdb this was supposed to release april 30th, naturally it's not

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>Fatshion
>Posts the most BASIC ASS fit of shit everyone has in their cupboards

Come all the way onnnnnn. Can't tumblr FA crowd put exertion into ANYTHING

>>41421139
wait, this was a cartoon TV show or some shit? not just someones tumblr page?

>>41421146
it's some kind of "fat people are contributing members of society" documentary iirc, havent really looked into it

>>41421144
I'd guess he's about 260-300lbs

Source: I used to wear that size

>>41421166
id kill for her to fuck me
im that desperate
is there a cure for aspies yet??? lifting didnt help

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>>41420785

>>41421058
I-I thought he wears a fanny pack...

>>41420806
Normal girl on the left, slampig on the right, one type of girl is much more fun to perform demeaning sex with so choose wisely

>>41421266
it's weird because i was still pants size 42 while xxl was starting to get tight

>>41421278
Cure for aspies = stop treating females like a different species
Talk to them like normal fuckin human beings

>>41421279
i hate fat people as much as the next guy but these photos of text are fake as fuck

>>41421296
i do family
they hate it

>>41421058
Your average /fit/izen

>>41421058

You know stuffing, Jon Snow.

>>41421125
nice

>>41421278
Lift more

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G-guys I've found the weight gainers of tumblr :(

>>41420819
>yells at white people for having bland food
>black people have "soul food" or whatever, which is literally the most calorie dense shit you can eat
>somehow it has to do with white supremacy

fucking what

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>>41421125
OH SHIT BUDDY

Did I get a KEK out of that

Cheers

>>41421443
>Gay gainer
How fittingly degenerate.

>>41421443
I want this planet to be nuked from orbit

You guys want a little OC that happened today?

>>41421511
yes

>>41420950
>ywn bulk this hard

>>41421517
Alright.

>be me, work at sandwich shop
>delivery driver, but it's a nice day so there's no orders coming in for delivery
>basically managing the idiots holding the knives and making the food, so I'm standing at the register and doing some paperwork
>cute girl from salon in the same plaza comes in
>as she's looking at the menu this herd of chunklords come in and basically surround the poor girl
>they're fucking massive, to the point where their hands are actively being consumed by their forearms
>the vaguely female blob puts her hands on her husband's hips as they look at the menu with her three shitty redhead meat monsters bumping around and yelling
>cute stylist lady tries to move forward to place her order but the family goes to cut her off by shuffling in front of the register and then looking back at the menu
>jerk my head to the other register and manage to take her order real quick
>papa blob shoots me a dirty look and grumbles to his wife, who stares at me like I've murdered one of her kids
>they loudly start announcing their order before I'm even done handing the change back to the stylist
>dad wants two sandwiches with no veggies, just meat and extra mayo
>mom wants the same but with onions
>kids get THREE fucking meat and bread sandwiches a piece, the great girthmother said "can't have no mayo or it won't be healthy to eat three"
>mildly dumbfounded at this point

cont

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>>41421580
>their total comes to just about 70 dollars once you factor in drinks and cookies for everyone
>giantdad makes a remark about how expensive it is
>resisting the urge to roll my eyes hard as shit as I hand his card back to him after swiping it
>they're about halfway done with the order when I hop on the make table to help wrap things
>notice that stylist girl has sat down at the corner table so there's no way they can be next to her
>one of the shitty kids has already spilled their coke on the floor
>tell them their shit's done and give them the "have a good day" schtick, hoping they'll fuck off and not sit down
>the mom asks me to bag all the sandwiches up
>make a halfhearted gesture with my hand to the bags and say "everything's down here at the pop machine, you can bag it up yourself"
>she fucking
>FLIPS
>"I HAVE TO DO THIS MYSELF? EXCUSE ME, WE JUST PAID YOU NEARLY A HUNDRED DOLLARS AND YOU WON'T EVEN PUT OUR SANDWICHES IN A BAG I'M GOING TO CALL CORPORATE I KNOW THEY WON'T STAND FOR THIS I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS BULLSHIT HOW ARE YOU IN BUSINESS I HOPE YOU LOSE YOUR JOB"
>to giantdad's credit, he looks somewhat embarrassed
>his wife is angrily stuffing the sandwiches into paper bags
>one of them rips
>sandwiches fall out on the floor
>she's visibly red after the exertion of shouting and moving
>cries at her kids to "carry the stuff for mama"
>they ponderously make their way out of the shop
>take out my smouldering rage on the puddle of coke on the floor
>cute stylist is just looking at me with sympathy

I love the service industry.
There was also a time when I got bitched at on the phone for a minute and a half after I told the guy we wouldn't deliver to rooms in hotels and only the lobby, since our drivers have been robbed before. I ended up taking that order and he was like a smaller looking Boogie.

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>>41420958

Don't push me REEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrbBDscG7f0

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>>41420785
REMINDER

>>41421662
Source:
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/real-life/autopsy-obese-woman-found-thick-8799744

This should be mandatory reading for Obese individuals

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>>41421662
never seen this before, looks interesting
>>41421619
include me in the screencap

>>41421671
>tfw laughing like a fucking idiot at the url
>autopsy: obese woman found thick"

>>41421580
>>41421619
Lordy. At least cute stylist probably understands your pain.

>>41421690
She's probably had to put up with similar people. I feel bad for people who work jobs where they have to touch people, 'cause it's inevitable that you're gonna get a landwhale at some point. I'm sure those types of people tend to smell bad, too.

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I took some pictures of some fatties that live in my state.

>>41421717
I'd guess food service industry get the most shitty people.
But I'd always wondered how often they got customers that hadn't showered in God-knows how long, or just smelled like death.
Like, how often would barbers / hairdressers need to wash all that oil and grease off their hands between customers?

Then again at least they aren't in dentistry and dealing with that whole mess.

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>>41421749
And this one. There are a lot more obese and fat people to find now a days than there use to be.

>>41421761
who is that THICCY in all white in the background?

>>41420806
Relatives of mine that have visited America actually lost weight because they couldn't stand the food.

>>41421759
I mean yeah, the average obese dude is more willing to get a sub than a haircut, and "needs" one more often than the other.

Oh man, I'd probably just irradiate my tools and hands after dealing with people like that.

>>41420819
>Eugenics and white supremacy

Lol health and wellness has been around for centuries and eons it even dates back to Roman times. This is just a bad red herring fallacy.

>Dietitian
>Will write books for money

You fat fucks will do anything for money but eat better and exercise. Besides I do not need a fat person to give me health advice and mislead like it's some mental step and changing to a few things.

Mandatory watching for /fit/
https://youtu.be/V7gXhPUs0dk?t=573

>>41421806
NOPE not watching that. Good lord. What you wanna do? Give me a panic attack?

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So I'm browsing my city's creative gig section on Craigslist, because every once in a while some students are looking for actors for their film projects. I come across an ad with the title "Nude model looking for photographer for COLLABORATION." Curious to see what this fine lady looked like, I clicked on the ad, and almost immediately wished I hadn't.

Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

>>41421821
DO IT FAGGOT

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>>41420806
BURGER'D

>>41421672
Hey reddit

>>41420816
Holy shit this.

>>41421058
A monster is going to explode out his stomach anyday now.

>>41421672
kys, dont return

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>>41421087
>Mcdickies
>Mcdickles

This is already funny so far

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>>41421619

I wanna be in the screen cap too

>>41421443
A genocide of white people seems a bit less wrong to me each passing day.

>>41420806
Butterface either way. She just came into her butterbody as well.


More like donut body but that's not as clever.

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>>41421806
jeus fucking christ, made it to when they cut her open...ye nah

>>41421058
He must be dead now... Right?

>>41421619
>We paid you 100$ you owe us

Lol that is some true entitlement right there.

>>41421749
>>41421761
>pics being that hi-res but also that grainy

>>41421916
Kys le redditor

>>41421652
The funny thing is about Sugar and Chocolate is she said it was an addiction. But the thing is she needed to cut herself off from it. Because ironically enough Sugar is like heroin and meth kind of addictive and can spike blood sugar after 50grams a day.

Is it me or do females really have these addiction problems that they justify a lot. Whether that is alcoholism being fat etc. Even though it destroys their body and life.

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>>41421826

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>>41420785

from old thread

https://fee.org/articles/the-lazy-millennial-guide-to-avoid-exercise/

the fuck. is this next level trolling?

>>41421935
There's way more fat darkies than whities on average.

Whities just have nothing to do and too much access to social media.

>>41421717
Firefighter here, we do Ems runs to, we have some fatties we run on at least once a week where I'm at, it's disgusting,

>>41421671
>Dr Mike Osborn, the pathologist, says: "The heart feels baggy, when you pick up the heart of someone fit it would be tight and hard like picking up a piece of steak, this is like more like a bag.

Based Dr.Osborn.

>>41420806
terrible shoop

astonishing that people fell for this shit

Usually check weight first thing in the morning after peeing, every could of days.

Was stuck on some weight for a week, got drunk last night and now I'm 3 lbs lighter. I realise I'm dehydrated so how much of this lose do you think will come back?

>>41421994

Pfft. how long did it take you to come up with that one?

>>41420950
You do realize that when cooking a fatty piece of meat the fat renders? Unless you're drinking the fat from the pan the finished product will have less calories, bud. Adding oil to the pan serves just to prevent the meat not to burn before the fat actually renders and maybe add some depth of flavor depending on what oil you use. Unless you add some veggies or rice that can soak up the fat or make a sauce/gravy from it you're NOT getting those calories.

>all this nutrition autism and /fit/ will never pick up basic cooking skills

>>41421058
He could be really good looking if he wasn't fat, girls love curly dark hair

>>41422014
Now that I've read the article in its entirety, it's not that bad. The screenshot posted plus the comment accompanying it in the earlier thread was some /pol/ or sjw tier manufactured outrage shit. Smh.

I don't usually post fat people stories, but I recently had an encounter that stuck in my mind.

It was at Wal-Mart of course. It was a family of butterballs, but they had gotten to that level of fatness where the endocrine system completely shits the bed, leading to that weird androgynous and ageless look that fatties get. The daughter had a mustache. The father had tits. The mother was balding. All screeching about whether to have Hamburger Helper or macaroni and cheese for dinner. And what a smell: that giveaway sickly-sweet odor of rotting meat (I'm guess one of them had some untreated cysts) along with the stink of unwashed asscrack. The stink was so bad that people would walk into the aisle and turn around once they hit the miasma zone.

I hope they turn things around. They won't, but I still hope they do.

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>>41420819
She might be right, folks.

>>41421058
BOOMER COMING IN

>>41422918
Knew I wasnt the only one who thought of a boomer.

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>>41422838
>tfw I finally get to watch proper street wars between Naziboos and Commutards
>tfw both sides are actually full of landwhales and numales, with occasionally a Bike Lock Professor or Stick Man
I was expecting street fighter, not dynasty warriors.

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>>41421443
that fucking grammar

>>41421619
fuck the qt

>>41421652
is that zyzz?

>>41420806
Well I'm from Spain and I lived in the uk for 2 years, and I've never seen so many fat women like I saw here specially in small towns were 95% were native UK Fat fucks so...

>>41423037
I imagine hot countries on the whole have less fat people. You get all the uncomfortablness of being a fat fuck compounded by it being hot as shit.

>>41420806
right one is better

>>41421671
Just search up the autopsy on youtube and watch it. It's pretty enlightening.

>>41421671
>>41421662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7gXhPUs0dk

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gotta admit, this made me rage a little

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>>41420861
one kind of a greentext.
So many emotions: Laughter, hatred, cringe.

I LUV IT.

>>41420785
>>Who is /fph/ for?
>People who think fatties should pay for their own health insurance
You mong its for recovering fatties to remind us of how bad it can get and to fuell our weight loss with self hatred and fear

>>41420981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKhK4u0eg5o

Lmao, jumpcuts everywhere. I noticed they don't show her face anymore either

>>41423393
Implying its not for current fatties who hate themselves and come for motivation to lose weight.

>>41423381
>fatties claim there are no studies to prove weight loss
>constantly source "studies" that say it's impossible
>ignore the thousands of studies that prove weight loss is possible and maintainable

Fat was a mistake

>>41420860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBYiZFUGhs

>>41420860
>whale
>fat

platinum mad, although weight loss is 80-90% diet

>>41420819
>fat
>dietitian

pick one

>>41423440
You'd be surprised how many fat dietitians there are. It's a joke of a profession.

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>>41421125

>>41420860
>>41423420
Also like to point out that tortoises arent even mammals like the rest of the examples and dont even function the same way.

>>41423382
>one kind of a greentext
What did he mean by this?

>>41421274
POP OFF, JAMES!

>>41421672
Lurk more.

>>41422317
>Not using bread to soak up the fat at the bottom of the pan

Do you even bulk bro

>>41421749
>>41421761
This is the kind of autism that keeps me coming back to /fit/.

>>41422985
It's a pretty good feel. My only regret is not being in murica to witness it firsthand.

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>>41421580
>>41421619
My sides are in orbit, fat genocide when?

>>41421759
I'm pretty sure it's not illegal to discriminate against fatties

>>41422838

Bet they are trolls riling eachother up without knowing everyone involved are larping as cucks

>>41421789
It is technically eugenics since no one want to breed with fats

>>41423716

They reproduce in time before dying in their 40's

They already have several butterspawns ready to keep up the cycle by then

>>41421144
He's a big guy

>>41421806
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK

Not sure if posted before, but found this "article"/blog. What the fuck?

https://www.enkiverywell.com/300-pound-woman.html

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>>41423063
>tfw global warming will fix the fat epidemic

>>41423488
Trees are immortal and all they do is lay around all day eating

>>41423730
I'm sure fats have less offspring in the aggregate

>>41422990
Grammer*

>>41423784
Depends on the tree. Plenty of them are shorter lived than humans. Also hard to get fat off sunlight.

>>41421443
gotta eat big! BIG!

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>>41420785
How long until fat acceptance and HAES become platforms of the Democratic Party?

I bet two election cycles at most.

Also, what is it about liberals that draw them to such movements?

>>41421772
Your relatives are fucking idiots because the USA has any food you can get anywhere else and at better quality

>>41423930
Its just slave morality. They define the opposite of what they don't like as good.

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>>41421806
Cheers lad I love this stuff.

>>41421580
>>41421619
you got the qt's number, right anon?
Or at least talked to her?... r-right?

>>41423930
it won't become a thing in either political party. the entire country is fat as fuck, it's not exclusive to one political ideology or the other. though, i could see democrats fighting for fat people to become a protected class.

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>>41421125

I am 1m 65 cm tall. Currently weight 117 kgs.
Been doing cardio for about 2 1/2 months and changing my diet except on cheat day. Losing an average of 1kg per week.
Please keep posting FPH treads.
You are doing us fatties a huge, gigantic favor.
I appreciate the fuck outta this.

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>>41421580
>>41421619
How do blobs justify that attitude? Guess that's fattitude for you

>>41424506
Abolutely this. It helps me to stay focused on my goal and it also helps me to convince my wife to lose weigth.

>>41424506
Jesus fuck my man. I am 10cm higher and weigh slightly above half of your number. I cant coprehend your bodyshape.
Not picking on you, i wish you all good luck. I am just genuinely boggled.

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>>41421299

Do ho ho, they are not, I can assure you. I manage parking garages in a large city, lemme tell ya brother, fat people are the bane of my existence. Story time? Story time.

>middle of winter, evening, heading home, get call from employee
>"Uhh, we have a problem."
>"This lady can't get into her car."
>"She's kinda freaking out, I called security, but I don't know what to do."
>"Um, she's uh, kinda, um... big."
>Well fuck me, I'm already halfway home after a long day, might as well turn around and go back and see what the goddamn emergency is.
>Find my employee, visibly shaken, standing next to a big strong beautiful woman who don't need no man.
>She's not full hamplanet, but still... come on, eat a salad.
>Before I can even say anything to her she blows the fuck up just like Fatsuvius.
>"You need to TOW this FUCKING car, it is TOO FUCKING CLOSE to my CAR, I can't get into my CAR I have to LEAVE now and I CAN'T!!"
>Look at cars, yeah it's kinda close, but it is well within the lines.
>"Ma'am I'm sorry, I have no grounds to tow that car, and even if I could, it would be an hour before a truck could get here to do so."
>Here come the tears.
>"Are you FUCKING kidding me?!"
>Security shows up.
>She blows up at him.
>"This MOTHERFUCKER won't TOW this CAR!!"
>Security takes one look at the vehicles.
>Basically tells her to fuck off.
>We both offer to get in her car and back it out for her because we are actual human beings that can fit into places designed for human beings.
>"NO!! No FUCKING strangers are GETTING into my CAR!!"
>Secuirty looks are and says "Well, ok, um, I can't tow cars, and if the manager won't (I won't), that's all we can do."
>More tears.
>"FINE!!"
>Gets her phone
>Makes a call
>"Hello, 911?! I need to report a domestic situation, I need help, now!!"
>Is this real life?

to be continued...

>>41424702
I have this completely feasible theory that I am made out of dark matter. That's the only explanation as to why I weight so much.

>>41421988
Welcome to the world of iPhones

>>41421806
>Mike is obese himself
>Carla looks like and most likely a fucking sjw
Dropped.

>>41421096
As an Indian, I never met another Indian person who cares about """"cultural appropriation""""

Only pathetic white liberals

Say what you want about shitting streets, but at least we aren't cucked by SJW bullshit as whites are

>>41421278
Just b urself

>>41421291
Uh, the one on the left for sure. Much more fun to perform demeaning sex on a hot girl than one who already knows she's disgusting trash.

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>>41424724

And now, the gripping conclusion...

>Did this bitch just call the cops?
>Yes, yes she did, and because she was hysterical, they come in sirens fucking blazing and block all the goddamn exits out of the garage so nobody can leave.
>HOWEVER
>Right before the police get there, the woman with the other car walks in, rightly confused as fuck about what's going on.
>Fatty confronts her, assailing her with all the wrongs that have been unjustly hurled her way on this, the day of day.
>Now this other woman is an older black lady, who by taking one look at, you can tell puts up with no shits and gives no fucks.
>Puts her face half an inch from fattys and says some gangster shit that I don't remember, but it was cold.
>Fatty whimpers, security guy steps between them, old black lady starts in with "This fuckin' bitch" and it is taking every goddamn ounce of willpower I have not to laugh.
>Cops show up, see that everything is a giant pile of horseshit, and tell both women to fuck the fuck off.
>Everyone leaves, happy endings.
>Fatty is a monthly parker, she scraped her car a few weeks later on a wall and cried about how we should pay for damages.
>Threatened to sue.
>Told her that we could counter that she had to pay for a new wall, as she is the one who hit it.
>She is defeated, all is well.

Yeah fuck the parking industry.

>>41421935
I can't even disagree anymore

>>41421278
They did, you just pour bleach and ammonia in a cup, and breathe deep.

>>41421266
>>41421293
Weird. I was up at about 270 and was only 40 waist, xxl on shirts though.

>>41421935
I think we just need to genocide everyone in a major city and everyone below the poverty line and we'll be all set. Oh, and the pajeets, just to keep population balances.

>>41424724
More OC please! You paint an eventful picture with your storytelling.

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>>41424863
T-thanks, sempai.

That's really the only big FPS one, but parking is a customer service industry combined with the same anonymity that fuels road rage. The shit I see on the daily is unreal. Oh, and two of my garages service the city's courthouse, fun!

The fats with the ADA tags are the worst, the most entitled shits on the planet. All of my facilities are well above the legally required minimum of ADA spaces, but they lose their shit when they show up to work at 10am and they're all taken.

>>41424813
Wow this shit is too good.

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>>41424724
Wrath of god destroy all creatures

>>41421806
sugar is the real killer

>>41423063
Well, Mexico destroys that theory.
I mean, shit even look at the hottest states in the US- Texas has an overwhelming amount of obesity, as a matter of fact Louisiana is the 3rd hottest state and is no.1 in obesity in USA.

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>>41420785
lets dump

>>41425013
Americans are too dumb to be bothered by heat.

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tassels? assels?

>>41425035
Did they censor those words with tippex or something?

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>>41425024

>>41425013
As an addition- out of the top 10 obese nations, 7 of them are Oceanic (which means closer to the equator and hotter) two are in the middle East (which means severe temperatures as well) and the last being the Bahamas. 11 is Fiji and 12 is the US, and 13 is the United Arab Emirates.
Seems as though obesity tends to follow warmer climates rather than cooler ones further from the equator.

>>41423998
>>41423014
>work at fastfood restaurant
>date every cutie you serve
just how much of a fantasy world must you live in?

>>41425035
>and that bus driver's name was Adolph Hitler

>>41420785
That doesn't annoy you regardless of size?

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>>41421685

>>41425131
my fantasy-world doesn't involve working at a fastfood restaurant so...

>>41425161
I think the implication is that the car was parked a normal distance away but the fatty was too fat to fit.

>>41420860
Tortoises only eat fruits, veggies, and greens unlike their lard ass.

>>41423430
I like monogatari too

>>41421806
i was actually wishing for something super long to watch
thanks senpai

>>41420806
>Europe, UK
who wrote this

>>41420819
>will right books for money

Wooooow I'm fucking triggered. She couldn't just say she's an author or something? She sounds like a beggar on a high horse. Like anyone wants a books worth of her shit opinions

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>>41421087
>filename
isnt this at mcdonalds tho

>>41421580
>>41421619

I actually liked my time at jimmy johns

>>41421166
>guy is skinny
every time

i'm not a fattie but this double standard is obnoxious tbqh, no one wants to fuck, much less date, a fat girl

>>41421806
>the guy who preps donated cadavers for transportation
>serial killer eyes
>mentions firmness of dead bodies and mold growing on them
>"you have to be a certain breed of person to be able to do this"

jesus fucking christ, some jobs

>>41425295
Yeah but the dude at the end of the story is enjoying a subway while fatso possibly dies of a heart attack.

>>41425027
>being such a pussy you can't handle the heat
>ur just dum

Filthy dumb foreign scum

>>41421290
No
He IS the fanny pack

>>41425461
Whatever fatty. Why dont you gulp down another double size cheese burger with real imitation cheese.

>>41422838
not my comrades

antifa to gulag when

>>41423381
Bitches don't realize weight loss and keeping the weight off is a lifetime crusade

>>41425599
fascists to gulag when?

>>41424506
Jesus Christ, same height as you and the heaviest I ever got to was 66-68 kg, 145-150
Now I'm 56 kilos, although I've gone up to 59kg due to rowing.
Keep at it friend. We're all going to make it

>>41420861
>tfw you will never have a bunch of friends to live in a house with

>>41423798

Kelsey?

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>>41425644
>not being an accelerationist armchair communalist
>[current year]
not my comrade tbqh

>>41425693
>not being liberal-communist
>current year

>>41425713
>vanguard statism
>it's 1953+64

>>41425035
I'll take "Things that never happened" for 200 Alex

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sorry for derailing with politics my friendos, back to fph

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tbqh im not actually looking at the pics im posting other than for whether or not there's a fatty in it

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>i can't believe a girl in my class has a different idea of what looks good

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>>41425901
>gender and violence class
really?? america, is this true?

>>41425915
Yes. America is completely fucked. Glad I moved away ages ago.

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america needs gulags for fatties tbqh

>>41425915
Well you see, women don't like being violently attacked, and moreso they don't like men violently attacking them. And so we need to study why this is and how it affects society

>>41425915
I'm afraid so. Higher education is basically done at this point

>>41421166

Richard Spencer?

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>>41425953

>>41420844
Of all the things that never happened this never happened the most

>>41425013
Sweet tea was a mistake.

>>41425956
>>41425931

no but seriously, please inform a scandinavifag about this

at what point of education are you able to take such absurdly specialized classes? what job/major/career is it relevant for?

>>41420861
>chillbro bails

Every time

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>>41425901
So much denial.

>>41421459

gainer
>What a piece of shit
gay gainer
Jesus why are fags such pieces of shit

Yes I'm a triggered homo,

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>>41423955
Well meme'd my ftiendo

>>41423381
Every study that they cite showing 95% of people regain weight point diet diet adherence. I'm sure that point is almost always evening the abstract.

>>41421789
>you fats will do anything for money except eat better and exercise

Where do I get paid?

>>41425225

Were still in Europe you fucking retard, even when we do leave the union we will still be in the continent of Europe you mong.

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>>41420819
>dietitian

>>41425953
>salad
But they do eat salad. But not before drenching it with a thousand calories' worth of salad dressing.

>>41420860
This is clearly a joke, shared on facebook by old people.

>>41426094
ok but Ursula really is an empowering and layered character, not only for fat and/or queer people
and a much better role model than ariel (which is not really an achievement tho)

>>41426103
If you eat half as much food you save half your food bill. It might also be easier to find fitting clothes which could result in saved money. Just two ideas.

>>41423430
well whales do have a lot of fat (blubber)

the difference being that they need a large amount to help with swimming (buoyancy), store energy, and protect themselves from near-freezing waters (down to 40F)

they don't need it to sit on a couch in a 70F room watching TV

>>41421759
I used to hostess, and I actually found customers to almost always be pleasant. A lot of the waitresses were fucking awful people, though.

>>41421096
Not Indian and don't actually care, but I think the difference is that the bindi has a specific religious and cultural significance, and jewelry in general less so.

>>41425965.
>eats only bacon and eggs
>enters ketosis inadvertently
>hunger curbed after week and portions are reducing
>blood work results getting better
>mental acuity increases
>achieves goal weight
>happy

>>41421652
02:07 u mirin' brah?

>>41421058
ya starin' at mah gut?

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>>41420860
>whales
>fat
I mean idk how much bf whales have, but it's probably similar to walruses
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1469-7998.1994.tb04854.x/abstract
>On average, blubber constituted 19% of total body mass of adult females, 15% of adult males and 24% of subadults of both genders. The average walrus consisted of 18% blubber, 12% skin, 12% viscera and 58% blood, muscle and skeleton. Muscles were estimated to constitute 44% of total body weight.

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>tfw 25% bf but one of strongest natty guys in gym
I'm already cutting, but losing my strength sucks.

>>41424724
>>41424813
Holy shit, who'd call the cops like that?
Almost wish the other lady hadn't shown up, just so the cop could've laughed at her and had her fuck off.

>>41425024
wow so brave

>>41426478
Blubber is up to around 30% of blue whale body weight. But for difference reasons than a 30% body fat human would be as I said in >>41426207

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>>41426094
The funny part is, originally Ursal ripped Ariel's fin in half and told her those were her new legs now.

>>41426220
>>41426220
>A lot of the waitresses were fucking awful people, though.
story?

>>41425851
>censors bitch
>Professor hold back on criticism and only calls the antagonists disney tier flat characters.
>Whine about her on internet whilst inhaling cream instead of learning how to create a half credible story.

>>41425901
>butter

>>41425915
Post-Modernism is a hell of a drug

>>41420981
God damn theese hands almost made me vomit.

>>41425644
>>41425693
>>41425713
>>41425747
>>>/Reddit/

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>>41425989
Starbucks barista, camwhore, buzzfeed editor, Blogger, or if you can't get any of those just be professionally triggered and set up a patreon for cucks to pay you for reperations

>>41426439
God Bless America

>>41423930

'Liberals'

Nigga 99% of liberals I know think these people are morons and laugh at them. Get off the internet, dude. Actual human contact would do you some good.

>live in Mississippi
>used to work at one of the big casinos and currently at the baseball stadium
>fat people are literally everywhere
I think I'm desensitized at this point, I only truly get shocked at how they look on these threads when I'm pretty sure I see people that big every day.

>>41421826
>I'm an independent nude model

fucking kek

>>41423381
I was obese in my teens, I just stopped eating like shit and started lifting, I have been at a "normal" bmi ever since what the fuck is this person even on about

>>41426954

>pic

fucking saved

>>41427565
why...

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>>41421443
>fitted

>>41427631
Gotta eat big to get big anon.

I have one from a couple of weeks ago. I work for a small Directv contractor, and I am in and out of stranger's houses all day. I get to this particular house, knock, and a skeleton and her skeletal spawn answer the door. Her face is sunken in, and the kid's knees and elbows are the biggest parts of his limbs. Awesome, I think, meth heads.

I step into the house, and I smell it before I see it. The Grahammother. There is a king sized bed in the living room and a corpulent beast that as far as I can tell is dressed in bedsheets is sprawled across it. She looks at me, and blubbers out something, jiggling the flesh above what I judged to be shoulders. I walk around to look at the TV. She wheezes and groans trying to roll over to face me to ask again. She wants to know about the channels she's getting. I tell her, and in response she dips her sandwich into a jar of miracle whip, and bites it, mirroring the sounds of a rather vocal porn star.

I am there for a few hours, it's getting close to lunch time, and the mother makes her kid a sandwich. He's asking me a few questions, following me around. I walk back onto the living room, and the kid's grandsmother asks what kind it is. He tells her, she says "Let me see". He hesitates, and then obeys. She eats his lunch. More sounds then, followed by a demand for more. The kid is crying, and the mother stammers out that there is no more. The beast bellows, screaming for more food. I step outside, and the mother follows me out, and now she's crying too.

She apologizes, and says that they moved her mom in when she couldn't care for herself anymore. That she would eat all of their food, demand food off their plates and get hysterical if she thought they'd eaten outside the house. She told me that about half of her paycheck went to groceries, and that her husband left her about a year ago. She said she felt horrible but she prayed every night her mom would have a heart attack.

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>>41421749
>>41421761
>taking pictures of random fat people at a grocery store

we all see fatties its not like a fucking bigfoot sighting.

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>>41423031
how fucking dare you

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>>41427931

>>41421652
Fuck man. That instructor wanted to kill that bitch but he's not allowed to. Epic showcase of self-control. It's the same shit with my job, I get yelled at 24/7 because somebody fucked up a customer's order or their broadband isn't working and earliest appointment for an engineer is 3 days from now

>>41427279
BILOXI
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>>41421652
>CHOCOLATE IS MY THING! AND WHEN PEOPLE TAKE IT OFF ME- T-THAT'S IT! I LOSE IT!

i will never eat chocolate again

>>41425013
... there's seems to be less motivation to go outside and do some sort of exercise when you will be burnt alive by the midday sun and get heat stroke.

northerners have it easy.

>>41421662
>i thought it was a baked potato

>>41421652
>I do something! I do something EVERY DAY!

oh wow congratulations

>>41426105
So? It should be UK, Europe

>>41425035
lmao this is a good one. imagine thinking up a scenario like this and then actually fucking writing it

>>41420785
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1130

>>41425072
That's fast movement for such a large beast

>>41420819
>Dietician
Showed this to my gf (who is an RD and has a PhD in nutrition) and she just REEEEEEEEd.

>>41425035
>and walked off the bus arm in arm with her
Sideways?

>>41424860
poor people and indians are what keep our society running you fucking idiot.

without them doing the shit work, everything collapses.

>used to be overweight from ages 16-25
>female, thought that fat=curves=sexy
>would roll my eyes at mention of diets or watching what you eat
>would scoff at the idea of any physical activity
>honestly thought i was healthy and fit 'enough' to get me through
>"Life is too short to worry about that, lets have pizza/cake/ice cream/insert any crap"
>"Life is too short to waste time at the gym, Id rather spend my time doing more impoartnt things like running like a hamster on a treadmill"
>Was severely depressed from 22 while doing PhD
>started making small changes...joined rowing club at uni to meet people
>actually needed to be fit for this, so also started running
>weight started to come off, fitness level started rising slowly, not such a hindrance to a coxed 8
>motivated to do more
>joined gym to run on treadmill for more cardio
>read fitness threads on 4chan and reddit
>started lifting too
>3 years later.. fat dropped off, depression went away, real curves appeared

people treat me differently now, they are much friendlier and more likely to notice me in a positive way. i also treat people differently now too, im much happier and a very positive person now my depression is gone and im more confident in my body. maybe its a cycle of friendlines but its nice.

i love these threads. they remind me to never slip back to my old ways.

>>41421481
It's illegal to store nukes in obrit

>>41428446
What possessed you to make you want to join a rowing club if you were so lazy?

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>>41428439

Ahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>41427565
Now that's just depressing. Sounds like she was making really good progress for a while there

>>41425094
underratedd

>>41428498
Felt like I was stuck in a rut and that life was passing me by so I wanted to do something completely different for myself, and rowing is huge at my uni.

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>>41423930
There were already rumblings this time around, I think that if the Republicans run someone thin after Trump you'll definitely see HAES become an official Dem talking point, probably tied into the healthcare debate as a reason why fatties shouldn't pay more for health insurance.

>>41420860
>having to go out of your species to justify being a fat fuck

Wew

>>41421652
this woman is obviously dealing with serious emotional trauma, so many of these fatties have problems that they have never confronted and instead drown their pain with loads of food for decades.

>>41421749
>>41421761
lol this is America dude, the majority of the country is fat

Also get your autism treated

>>41425035
This sounds like it was written by Michael Scott.

>>41428446
You made it

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>>41427931
Jesus, I didn't come here to feel.

>>41422014
no, it's (((them)))

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>>41428446

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>>41425035

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>>41425094
>>41425024

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>>41426650
>how long this model's arms are

>>41425875
Ronnie draws himself a lot fatter in the comic than he actually is and at least he doesn't make excuses for himself

>>41425035

>Stand up to bullies
>By complying to their demands and getting off the bus

Even in their shitty fanfics they act weak and submissive

>>41429632
They didn't have anywhere to go anyway. The bus was applauding because they were glad they wouldn't have to sit next to them.

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>>41426650
it's not that her arm is long, it's that you're so fucking wide

>>41421455

african food is some of the best shit on earth; every country has good food what are you talking about?

You talking about the slaves? They were forced to eat that shit and some of them staged hunger strikes until there was food from back in africa brought to america and since in america, unlike places like brazil, their source of slaves was limited and they valued their slaves and some brought food. being forced to eat garbage isn't really something you can blame black people for, that's retarded.

>>41429725
No one is making them eat it now though.

>>41420860
Tortoises dont live that long

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>>41420992
>fellow human

How do people let themselves go that damn much? Is it depression? They can't just think that food taste that damn good.

>>41429837
Biology clearly isnt her forte.

>>41424845
I was 300 46 waist XL shirts now I'm 240 38 waist L shirts. My stomach never got huge just my ass and legs

>>41429997
That would turn most lesbians yeah.

>>41429997
What is with fat chicks and stupid hair colors?

>>41421443
What is into
>grommr?

>>41429997
she's clearly taking about lesbians

>>41429919
The urge to eat is not limited to your body lacking nutrients or a desire to taste something nice. There is boredom, distraction, self punishment, habit, addiction and probably a few more. Many of these causes are exacerbated by depression, but its not a requirement.

>>41421619
Holy shit. I worked at a Subway for 2 years and never had anything nearly that bad happen to me. Then again it was on a college campus so it was mostly sorority sluts.

>>41420785
Fuck Fatties desu

>>41426439
You forgot to add, develops metabolic acidosis.