my gf wants to start working out with me but i'm pretty sure shell hate doing SS and frankly she could do with a nicer ass. anyone have good routines aimed towards women who want joocy legs/ butts.
SS
>>41568943
https://bretcontreras.com/wp-content/uploads/Strong-Curves-Workout-Templates.pdf
>>41568943
>SS
I don't know what this means, Anon.
Also, bumping for interest, because I too have a grill that wants a nicer ass.
Pic unrelated
Is being addicted to coffee bad for you
I have 3 cups a day
>>41568765
caffeine withdrawl can give you headaches, but you shouldn't have health problems unless you're intaking like 400mg a day regularly
Being addicted to anything is bad for you. That being said, 3 cups can hardly be called an addiction.
>>41568786
Which is really fking easy to do when you consider it's half life and system buildup...
>>dr told me to stop
>>didn't
>>cardio Probs now
>haven't spoken to a female in 8 (eight) days.
>haven't been to the gym in 7 (seven) days
just fuck my shit up
>>41568601
go to sleep now and wake up ealrier tomorrown and fuck the gym up
>>41568601
>women
understandable
>gym
YOU FOOL
>>4156860
>haven't spoken to a female in 8 (eight) days.
pssssh I haven't had an actual meaningful conversation with one in 3 years.
Anyone use a rice cooker to cook chicken with rice? I'm too lazy to cook with a pan every day seems like it would be nicer than microwaving it days after originally cooking.
>>41567975
Nigga, bake your chicken. Throw it in a casserole dish and bake at 425 for 25 minutes. You can't get more lazy than that.
>>41568039
Also, I've found that cooking it at 375 for around 40+ minutes keeps it a little more evenly cooked and juicier, but I'm all aboard the bake train
You could also slowcook both
What happens to the excess protein you intake during the day if you don't burn it off?
>>41567903
You piss it out
Converted as extra body fat, or used as energy if you're below your daily caloric intake
>>41567935
>Converted as body fat
Almost impossible. The human body has no direct pathway to convert amino acids to lipids. So you'd need to present circumstances where the body converts aminos to say glucose, and then fat. This would only happen with an extremely high protein, low carb, low fat diet.
If the body doesn't have a need to put aminos through gluconeogenesis, and has reached its protein synthesis threshold, it'll just burn those aminos directly. Then, any carbs or fat that put you over your daily calorie limit would be stored. You'll also rarely just straight up piss protein out, as this would be a big marker in renal failure.
It's something I've noticed with ugly people. I'm not even good looking myself (pretty ugly actually), and I sometimes feel rage when I see a good looking guy shag a girl that I was trying to hook up with in the bar. I get jealous of his looks. And because of that, I have taken the lookspill. Ugly people are also more likely to be depressed and get mad easily.
it's called incel rage anon
>>41567647
are you calling the guy in pic attractive? he looks like an average guy
>>41567647
I'm visisbly deformed ugly, and I don't mind good looking people
Hate noggers though.
Funny Gym webm thread. Fucking love these.
>>41567433
Crossfit.
Not even once.
>>41567441
jesus christ
What is /fit/ eating goddamnit?!
>>41566428
water
also nice legs, faggot
>>41566428
two bags of chips, 1,5 bars chocolate, tempeh wraps with satay sauce, soy yoghurt, raw cookie dough, two granola bars and I've probably forgotten some shit
help me
id cum raw on those legs.
This is what a real mans legs look like /fit/, never trained them once either, jealous?
>never trained them once
yeah we see it.
They're just... Hairy.
>>41566399
and fat.
What's /fit/'s favorite milk? (without powder)
pic related
Anything Red Label is GOAT tier. Blue label is trash.
>>41566355
It's like oppo Johnnie Walker
>>41566355
blue means whole milk in my country
Thread for all vegans and everyone interested in the vegan culture. Vegetarians and meat eaters allowed as long as they won't push their diets.
>>41564646
Veganism is a shitty fad diet for pretentious twats
>For easy extra iron: cook in cast-iron skillets
is that a joke or true?
great idea!
anyone else big into hemp protein powder??
https://thrivemarket.com/manitoba-harvest-hemp-protein-powder-hemppro-fiber
>>41564693
why would it be a joke? it's considered an essential TRACE mineral for a reason lol
we gonna make it bros
>>41562895
she takes bwc from a 6'2" dutch dude when he's not watching
>>41562909
the guy's a pornstar
>>41562909
or maybe she has a serious fetish for little niggas, dude
what if he made it
>Overcoming your BodyWeight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRmsDjMujjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAERZd8XtgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsC9ahsCGLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQqvGITfqmg
>2016 Olympics highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E21jlKax8M
>What is gravity lul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUMoD-5P_Bo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIv-gcCnzys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-G9r-rD8fY
>Skinny grills with asses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA9gCDkvFZ8
>Websites
gymnasticbodies.com/forum
antranik.org/bodyweight-training
globalbodyweighttraining.com
/r/bodyweightfitness
fitloop.co
>Youtube Channels
https://www.youtube.com/user/GymnasticBodies
https://www.youtube.com/user/bboySaza
https://www.youtube.com/user/trdic
>Safest Static Hold Progression
www.antranik.org/how-to-implement-a-steady-state-training-cycle
>Common Prereqs
www.gymnasticbodies.com/forum/topic/3750-prerequisites/?p=93540
>Wrists mobility
Foundation Handstand One
>Bicep Tendon Prep
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaH_HUMooyM
>Scooby teaches you how to do a pull Up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRznU6pzez0
>How to make parallettes out of PVC
http://library.crossfit.com/free/pdf/13_03_Parallettes.pdf
>Foundation series (4 books + 2 Handstand + Rings)
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:39d3d785f7c6df583af2fa846646a74b3d256cac&dn=Coach Christopher Sommer Mastering Gymnastic Strength Training 2014&tr=udp://tracker.coppersurfer.tk:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.leechers-paradise.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.mg64.net:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce&tr=udp://tracker.sktorrent.net:6969/announce
>Overcoming gravity (v1)
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:ad0739445c9cc5177e2b48c6f216521e8c8ddff4&dn=Overcoming+Gravity+%28gnv64%29&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969
>>41561697
Left side is the exercise, right side is the mobility for that exercise, you do mobility after each set
FSAS - Fundamental Straight Arm Strength
FBAS - Fundamental Bent Arm Strength
FLS - Fundamental Leg Strength
the numbers like 5x60s means mastery for the movement, in this case you look at 60s/60rep template and follow that progression, once you hit mastery (can do 5x60s) you move to the next level
for negative movements, 5x5x10s means you descend for 10s each rep
>SL
SL progression seems to be different from PDF's
Foundation gives 3 routines:
>AxBxAxx
>ABxABxx
>ABABAxx
A: FL, sPL, HBP, RC
B: MN, SL, SLS
>Stretching
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4BCCD448B44C4B8233A2E9BD7388246306C47B3D&dn=Middle%20Split
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:48E4BFE7D564ABB65DF2D4408EDC2A271F860D77&dn=Bridge
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:D69E1D9C667B31244307E6E4FDD9E487EEC3AF48&dn=Front%20Split
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:07C5D57728C3D73B0C982063330C49729E9AF1E6&dn=Shoulder
I'm a 6ft 170lb dyel that wants to get shredded. I've been working out for about a year, and I have made some decent progress since I've started lifting, but I'm still slim and I want to get bigger. Should I just bulk and cut when I hit my target weight? Will cutting make me lose a lot of muscle?
Reminder about foundation.
The rep scheme templates are the best part, the problem is having people to do 5x60 seconds on hollow holds, and expecting them to retrain that volume/work capacity.; by the time people get to dragon flags they will have lost the endurance gained from those 60 seconds hollow holds. Same thing goes for having someone do Bulgarian ring dips and expecting them to be able to do them with ease later on, you will lose the strength gained in those movements if you dont train those movements. Foundation would also work better if you had spotter for the harder skills like the hollow back press, or planche. The thing is foundation was meant to be done apart from another routine, like for cross fitters or even weightlifters/power lifters. You could technically run foundation along side SS and probably still make progress.
What's your job? How does it affect you at the gym? Are you happy with your job? Would you recommend it to other /fit/izens?
I'm getting my GED, I start the actual tests tomorrow. Will pass easily.
However I doubt I will attend college because I use steroids and don't want to live in a dorm. I also don't want to attend a community college although I might consider it down the road.
Right now I am considering an electrician apprenticeship. Any electricians here or people that know about it? I would like to work construction or whatever (i.e. not residential) since I like staying in the same area.
>>41559794
>>41559794
Dude in pic was probably a manlet.
That's how faggot this whole board is.
Height doesn't make you a man. Doing what no one else around will do makes you man.
>>41559794
Linux administrator
It neither helps nor hurts my gym time
It pays the bills
I would not recommend it. But that might be because I feel like I settled. There's a lot of demand for Linux admins, but I had dreams once, and being great at scripting, the command line, and debugging weren't part of them.
/fraud/ - Cheating Frauds General
bimbo pls come back Edition
Read before posting: http://reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki
ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK
Old Bread: >>41540105
>bimbo pls come back
that wont happen for a while.
bimbo just posted a suicide note on his instagram
>>41558426
what did I miss