>tfw perfect insertions
>tfw 6'3 205lbs
>tfw very high test
>tfw manly face, apparently 7/10
>tfw broad shoulders
>tfw nice tan
>tfw big fists
>tfw 6'7 arm span
>tfw able to grow a full beard since I was 18, but I shave every 3 days because I'm not a faggot
>tfw very dense and strong bones
>tfw not a wristlet
>tfw not a chinlet
>tfw dark hair dark eyes
>tfw can eat whatever I want and stay lean
>tfw can drink 2-3l of milk a day and suffer no concequences
>tfw genetic god
my genes are desired by every women I cross paths with. And I managed to stay a virgin for 21 years :)
Muscles aint worth shit if you're not able to make a move on a woman and don't go out that much.
>>41575547
Enjoy your late teens and early twenties, friend. You'll start the inexorable slide into adulthood soon enough
Well show us
And I managed to stay a virgin for 21 years :)
>How can I quit smoking?
I smoke for almost 2 years, now. Whatever I try, it doesn't last long. Gums, toothpicks, "cigarette museum", nicotin patches, strong will, nothing seems to work. Not because I have a weak mind, but I'm very impulsive and can be really agressive when I don't smoke.
Any further ideas, especially to release stress? I work in a security agency and it doesn't help anyone if I yell at my collegues or a guest.
>>41575361
>Not because I have a weak mind, but I'm very impulsive and can be really agressive when I don't smoke
You're physically addicted to nicotine and you can't stop because you have a weak mind
Now if you're borderline and so on like acting self destructive to cope with things that's another thing but there is a lot of help out there
Same way you quit all physical/mental addictions. You switch it.
Buy a vape with 3 juices, high nicotine, medium, low dose, and finally a flavored one.
Every time you smoke a cigarette, once you're finished you take a few hits off the vaporizer with the medium dose nicotine. Eventually switching from a medium dose+cigarette into a high dose juice without a cigarette for a few weeks. Then tapering down to medium/low dose over the next few months. Eventually you'll be using low dose long enough to start switching in the flavored non-addictive juice along side your low nicotine % after (like you did before with 1 cig 1 vape session).
Then when you're down to just vaping no-nicotine juice you can just slow that down over time and it should be a pretty painless process.
Get an ecig and some flavor liquid with a 1mg nicotine content. You'll be able to toss cigarettes in a week.
anything wrong with cottage cheese? found pretty amazing one at local store
>100g
>153 kcal
>10g fat
>2g carbs
>13g protein
comes in 500g package and costs 1.5 eur. is there any downside to eating 1kg of this shit every day?
Salt
acne
>>41575346
0.1g/100g
What is the manlet cutoff?
6'3
5'9.5
>>41575206
Right now 6'1 maybe 6'2. No chance for any respect in life if below.
>not wearing weights 24/7
Not gonna make it
im /fat/, does that count
>>41575203
don't wanna compress my spine
Thinking about this but not sure if its just a meme.
How to achieve natty?
>>41575142
just get your steps in on your iphone and you should be gtg
>>41575142
aim higher anon
bro split for 6 months
1. Get a gym membership
2. Start a proper routine
3. Set up diet and macros
4. Get swoll >Pic related
5. Get gf >Pic related
6. Get good job
7. Buy condo > Pic related
8.???
Wtf is next /fit/?
I didn't plan this far ahead.
Profit
Kids.
Solidify the continouation of your genetics.
>paying for crowded lifeless public gym
>when can make cozy wooden home gym
>Video related https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cheJymRngnA
>not having both
What's it like to be a normie whose ridden with debt living week to week?
>>41574925
fat chance I'd have the time (or, let's be honest, skill for some of the more elaborate stuff) to build something like this anytime soon. but I'm mirin, and do plan to get a throbbing /diy/ boner over it and build a bit of equipment myself eventually.
>>41574925
probably costs the same as if you just buy the fucking power rack. you still need to buy bb + weights
goal body.
>>41574798
We all laugh, but that dick is a 10inch cock in reality
>>41574798
>>41574882
this doesn't look that good
I don't know why people are always posting it
Why do people do yoga and pretend like it's exercise?
How did all those memecises like yoga even get confused with fitness?
Why do people waste their time on this bullshit when they could be doing something that actually improves them somehow?
>inb4 hurr durr let's see you do the Humping Dogâ„¢ pose for a solid minute then talk
Just because something is physically demanding doesn't mean it's physically beneficial. All mattresstards are weaklings.
>>41574789
>t. has never done yoga
Because it's easy and requires no effort outside yoga class as opposed to lifting where diet, sleep are important. It's linear progression stretching.
>tfw not enough muscle endurance to hold yoga poses more than 10 seconds
Am I the only one who thinks bench press is a meme?
> normies love it
> they all have fucked up shoulders
> they're never strong at anything else
overhead press and fly everyday
bench is useless unless you compete
>>41574546
what would you suggest as an alternative that is just as good for chest??
>>41574532
I think it's because bench is the iconic gym exercise.
Rippetoe at al are trying to start an alternative to powerlifting with squat, press, deadlift and less homoerotic in general
I hope they suceed
>tfw i tell my coworkers i wanna lose fat so i look good and they say i dont need to lose fat
>That's normal, anon
>Who would want to have no fat?
Fucking fat shits.
>>41574454
What the fuck is that?
>>41574473
belly
>>41574454
wtf is the picture?
Mine is Chris Evans
I want to be immortalised in stone
You think you can just fucking talk shit about me on a Bhutanese tobacco rolling forum?
Put your fucking hands up. Time to scrap up.
How do you get this body /fit/?
>>41574439
Super set:
Video Games xF
Stream xF
Debate retards/retarded shit xF
repeat until at goal
>>41574412
>lose every "debate" you ever participated in
>play vidya at 40 years of age
>somehow still overly self-confident
D-does masturbating kill gains in women?
>>41574342
>women
>gains
Pick 1 faget
>>41574342
lowers test
>>41574366
How does that work physiologically?