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Just turned 21 so it's gonna be a lot easier to get specific beer instead of just settling with underage tier shit like Bud Light and Coors. Being a dirty weeb, what's the best beer/sake/alcoholic drink from Japan?
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>>8150404
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>>8150404
Jap ladyboy cum
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>>8150416
For relaxing times... make it Suntory time.
*sips*
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What can I do with a whole case of In n Out spread? I have 16 bags of it that are about to go bad.
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>>8150069
salad, isnt it like 1000 island with some added stuff?
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Stick it in n out of your ass
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reported to your employer for stealing stock
u dun goofed
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Has anyone here replicated a McFish sandwich?
I've personally never made a fish sandwich in my life aside from a sea tendie sandwich.
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>>8150023
I wonder what their tarter sauce has in it. More sugar perhaps?
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I don't think it's legal to own enough pure estrogen and antibiotics to make a McFish sandwich
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I use 2 fish fillets, american cheese, tarter sauce and sonetimes add some mayo. Taste good.
For a double cheeseburger you have to buy thin beef patties. Use 2 slices american cheese, lots of ketchup and prechopped onions and 2 pickles.
No seseame seed buns allowed.
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Greetings from /tg/, /ck/.
I'm looking for good food to go with RPG game nights. Here are the specifics:
1. Relatively clean. I don't want grease or sauce stains all over my stuff.
2. Not terribly expensive. Ingredients should not cost more than $5 per person for a 5-6 person game.
3. Perhaps the worst, it has to take no more than 1 hour to make. I need to be able to get back from work and have it done by the time people arrive.
Posting manly food in the meantime.
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Chips and dip and if you're feeling it, pick up a couple of cans of pinto beans, strain the liquid out, heat a pad of butter in a frying pan and cook it down to make refried bean dip
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Stir fry. Meat optional.
Boil rice. Saute vegetables/meat. Add rice. Add spices/sauces. Egg optional. Rice is dirt cheap, and you can use whatever meat is cheapest in your area.
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How often do you eat pizza? What are your favourite toppings? What is your favourite pizza base?
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>>8149818
everyday. all of them pic related. NYC deadass.
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>>8149846
What are the 52 toppings?
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Maybe twice a month. I really like sausage, meatball, roasted red pepper, tomatoes, mushrooms, onions, pancetta/prosciutto/guanciole, and fried eggplant pieces
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I made ~150 pelmeni today. They taste great but I'm having a lot of trouble having them not look like shit (pic related). Ones you buy frozen or get in restaurants in Russia are so beautiful, but mine just look like a retard tried to wrap dough around a ball of meat. Any tips?
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>>8149780
haha theyre like little ballsacks
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If you made them 10 hours a day, 6 days a week, yours would look beautiful too.
Stop worrying so much.
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>>8149780
the very pretty ones are some times the result of machines or specialised molds/presses
you can buy the molds/presses online, I own one and use it now and then
http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/162221732535?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true
Took me a while but I got through it, /ck/. It was great. Got it from Kuz'zs Kebabs in Frankston.
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>no chilli sauce
>not holy trinity of sauces
You fucked up m8
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>>8149688
Looks like a drunken pile of slop.
I'm drunk so, Would Devour/10.
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>>8149688
Good choice my nigga my toppings are Hummus, Garlic sauce and cheese, jalapenos if they have it too
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Hitting four months with the ladyfriend this week and we're cooking at her new apartment to celebrate. Neither of us are amazing cooks but I'm buying the ingredients and have no clue what to make. She's allergic to seafood but anything else goes. We have a typical home kitchen at our disposal.
What would /ck/ make?
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Velveeta shells & cheese
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Cheesy peas, literally Velveeta and peas.
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>>8149700
This, but fry up some Spam and dice it into cubes to thrown in
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>tfw you're half way through cooking your stew and you screwed it up by adding too much liquid.
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>tfw when you set your crockpot to cook some black beans to be ready by dinner at 8am.
>tfw you forgot to start it ..... an hour before dinner.
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>>8149600
Probably the easiest thing to fix in cooking
You can pull out some cups of liquid
Or just bring it to the boil and wait a bit longer
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>tfw you stick your dick in aunt Vickie's potato salad but she put jalapenos in it
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>Get some buffalo-blue cheese-flavored potato chips from Aldi
>Always up for new styles of chips for $1.69, what could go wrong?
>Open up the bag at a small house party/movie night with 10 friends
>It should go well with Synecdoche, New York, I think to myself
>having normal conversation before movie, talking with this Cuban guy I know who works at my office
>have chip
>eyes start watering
>holy shit it's so spicy
>nose starts running, boogers all over the place, wipe them all over my sleeves
>but it said blue cheese
>"You all right, anon?" Cuban guy says, taking chip for himself
>"Yeah yeah *cough cough* I'm fine *snort*"
>"It's not too spicy for you, is it?" he laughs in that sanctimonious Mexicanoid laugh of his
>"Eat shit you fucking spic"
>Movie night is cancelled
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as being the only non-white person in my office i take a great deal of pleasure in bringing spicy snacks with me and letting my co-workers try them before they start tearing up
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Stopped reading at Synecdoche because that's a horrible, HORRIBLE fucking movie, goddamn.
I will never understand its appeal.
I'll read the rest of your post momentarily, but holy fuck is that movie bad.
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>>8149456
Its ambitious and has PSH, what more could you ask for?
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me and my mom are making donuts for a party and the first batched turn out horrible. we followed the recipe and they still tasted really gross. wat do?
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>>8149053
here's what i can give you with the information given:
'Make them better'
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>>8149055
but how? we made italian donuts
we used premade pizza dough and fried them on olive oil and then rolled them in sugar.
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>>8149053
What recipe? What, exactly did you do? Define horrible (too sweet, too oily, what?)
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>order takeout
>look at bag/box
>"CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE DELICIOUS"
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>>8148959
>open catalog
>dumb frog post
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>finally get home and try it
>the contents were actually pretty mediocre and not worth the cost at all
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>waiter tells me to enjoy my meal
>I don't
Fuck those normie scum lmao
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Krispycreme mcdouble Luther burger rate my lunch
Also whats your favorite donut burger combination
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>>8148638
ew nigga what
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THAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD
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>>8148638
>Luther burger
lol boondocks were the shit
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Rate my 'ni 'gers.
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>>8148635
they're called 'ders
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>>8148635
give me the shits, senpai.
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my fav slys' were bk burger shots
rip
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How do you eat your burritos /ck/?
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With my mouth.
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>>8148544
Open mouth, insert object, chew, sink: repeat
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>>8148544
I smash it against my face until there's nothing left.