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>don't feel hungry enough for six slices of pizza
>cut it into four instead
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I bet this was hilarious in your head
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You're a funny dude OP.
Also who the hell eats half a pizza themselves?
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>>8142080
How can you cut 6 slices into 4? Did you glue some together?
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Insect Cooking Methods 2016-09-30 08:48:40 Post No.8142056
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Why the FUCK is it that EVERY TIME I end up in some place where I have the golden opportunity to eat insects, the insects are fucking DEEP FRIED?!?!
Holy shit, why can't cultures that cook insects in their cuisines just fucking PAN FRY or ROAST or STEAM the ants, grasshoppers, roaches, scorpions, spiders whatever the shit they cook (like pic related, haven't tried yet btw but heard it's God tier)?!
I need to TASTE the texture and flavor of my actual food. What the fuck kind of cooking method is that to deep fry all or most insects by default, leaving them to be sorry trash tier combos of 95% fucking casual pleb-tier breading and only 5% volume of the actual meat, the protein, the actual insect you're trying to EAT?
tl;dr: Why is insect cooking so KEK tier?
Where can I find insect foods that are actual COOKED INSECTS instead of AMERILARD-TIER DEEP FRIED TRASH BREADING WITH PIECES OF INSECT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN TASTE BC IT'S OVERPOWERED BY THE FUCKING BREADING????
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>>8142056
Am I the only one who REEEEE's at this shit?!?!
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>>8142056
Go to China and you'll find fried insects. Even in the less developed areas.
It's because no one wants to fucking it insects unless they taste like something other than insect.
Do you see anyone around you every eating insect? No? Probably because they taste like ass.
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>>8142061
In what universe would something as THICC and JOOCY as pic related in roasted or pan-fried form taste like ass ? ? ?
Or anything other than pure hedonistic, gluttonous luxury ?
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I tried italian food for the first time last night and now I get what all the hype is about.
thank you eternally, /ck/
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>>8141863
Those are really rad when you're drunk/high/poor
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>>8141863
I remember having this in Rome, so much better than the 'pasta' you get elsewhere.
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>>8141863
You're telling me this is the first time you've ever eaten Pizza or Spaghetti?
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ITT: depressing photos
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>it's that time again to buy some spaggy sauce
>buy pic related because what the hell, why not change it up a notch and buy sauce that has italian sausage in it
>eat it
>tastes like fucking hotdogs
>italian sausage is literally hot dogs
what the fuck where they thinking with this?
People, never ever fucking buy italian sausage, shit is fucking terrible, fucking hotdog flavoured spaghetti ruined my night.
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>>8141720
>buying canned sauce with meat
why?
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Italian sausage in a jar, never.
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Some jarred sauces are decent but as a rule I stay away from anything with meat
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Do you guys like bitters and soda?
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Nope
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>>8141503
Any particular reason?
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>>8141504
I drink soda when I want sugar, not to pointlessly challenge myself
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I've helped out before a few times behind the scenes at a Mexican taco stand in the streets of Tijuana, Mexico.
I've also worked as a manager alongside minimum-wage burger flippers at several major U.S. fast food chains, the worst of them being McDonalds in bay area, California.
I have to say that I trust the taco-chefs in that India-like slum of a third world country more than the (white and mexican) burger flippers in the U.S.
You have no idea how many chemicals and dirty/contaminated buckets are frequently used to handle things like fryer oil and mopping bathrooms simultaneously. That's why you should never ever eat anything fried in the U.S.
Illegal mexican immigrants are the worst offenders in U.S. operated fast food joints. Mexican taco-chefs who live in Tijuana are more like the sushi chefs of the taco world- at least the ones with popular taco stands are.
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you gotta die sometime
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>>8141496
>>You have no idea how many chemicals and dirty/contaminated buckets are frequently used to handle things like fryer oil and mopping bathrooms simultaneously.
yes, i do. and its none. nothing is ever used for both the bathroom and the fryer.,
maybe in mexico but not the united states.
now go back to /pol/, ctr.
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>>8141518
I personally guarantee you that no matter how hard a GM tries, nobody can fully control what illegal immigrants -inside a mcdonalds in the US- do or fail to do as far as cleanliness goes.
I've seen some bad shit man. I don't work there anymore, but mcd was my vietnam. I fought the broken system and lost miserably.
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Just found this bunny in the water. Anybody ever try cooking waterlogged rabbit? I heard it's good.
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>>8141458
How the FUCK do you get "hm, sounds like a good idea" from "oh damn look it's a rabbit decaying at the bottom of a pond"
My best guess would be to stew it, though. Post results pls
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>>8141458
In my family we always called them "soft pickled" rabbits
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>stealing photos from reddit
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>>8141421
those look so fucking good but I've never seen them before
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>>8141421
>god-tier snack thread
>starts with the worst snack known to man
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Hello again girls, I'm going to be cooking some food in this thread. I'm gettin hammered atm on champagne mixed w/ squeezed lime.
Lets start w/ this chicken pesto thing I just did. Didn't have a plan for this just kinda started cookin.
Started off making a pesto sauce - > rinsing the pine nuts
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Getting the basil ready. A piece of the grocery store plastic bag popped off while doing this and I couldn't find it so I checked every leaf for it like twice, it was fucked. found it at the back of the cutting board after.
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>>8141402
After rinsing those pine nuts, tossed them in some spices and threw them in a brown bag, then put them in the microwave for 90 seconds. So nice.
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>>8141406
Basils, rinsed.
How'd I do /ck/?
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>>8141393
left beef no cheese no sauce
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>>8141393
you want some fucking pizza with your toppings lard ass?
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>>8141472
What the fuck? Are you a buddhist monk? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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i just realized dominos had a 50% off coupon on their site for god knows how long and i've been ordering full price all week
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k
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>all week
if that means more than once then probably kys
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>>8141348
>i've been ordering full price all week
how many pizzas do you people eat good lord
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Hey /ck. I'm going camping with a buddy this weekend and I want to know what some of your favorite foods to cook while camping are.
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Corn on the cob, wrap that shit in aluminum foil and put it over an open flame
Best thing you'll ever eat in your life
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>>8141305
canned pasta (open the lid and cook it in fire)
hotdogs
kebabs
s'mores.
generally whatever meat is on sale cooked over fire.
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hope they got some good pics of his Mike Rowe dick
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What is the appeal?
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>>8141275
covered in salt so fatties can feel like they are eating healthy.
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>>8141280
They are high in fat though. Why would an obese person eat them?
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Cool way to pass the time. I can do the "store in your cheek and crack one at a time " thing so it's cool at sporting events or if I'm sitting around in my backyard
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let's have a good and comfy webm thread, /ck/ related of course.
Post recipes if posible.
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>>8141171
I think I have trypophobia now
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>>8141171
that's fucking cool