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kill yourself faggot

Honestly? Potato salad

>>8160245
Soylent™

Feminism and sjw's.

>>8160106
Because with all the sexual liberation, women are becoming nothing more than holes for you straight people to poke.

Live with it.

Sure they can, they're just not the ones who date fat losers like you.

Cut up the broccoli into small florets and chuck it into a stir fry.

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Slice one head of broccoli into bite sized pieces, set in very shallow water in a seal-able pot. Turn heat to HIGH and cover for 4min. DO NOT OPEN DURING COOKING!

then,

onion powder
a tiny bit of salt
nutritional yeast
memesauce

your meal is ready!

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>>8159776
yup, that's a good idea too.

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go to food drives, you'd be surprised what rich people will donate, stuff like name brands, speaking of brands, but store brand tend to be cheaper with similar result. I buy best value ric..everything when i can. Meats are indefinitely harder to get good deals unless u live at the super market and know when they mark down, so id recommend butchers, most times they are cheaper. Or be lazy and live on ramen soup

Be a college student. Eat only the cheapest noodles you can for 3 months.

After that, use your savings to live like a human for a month or so.

RInse and repeat.

>>8155976
Trader Joe's (I made quesadillas like every day)
The dollar store (canned fish/seafood there is interestingly good)
Asian markets (especially big bags of rice)

>>8155602
I ordered a burger amd cheese fries at this steakhouse one time, and I usually don't cut my burgers in half to eat them, but I did for this one. I'm glad I did because there was a hair inside the patty. I called the waitress over and she looked shocked as fuck. I got a new burger and a second plate of fries though.

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>be a young teen
>go to outback steakhouse with my boomer father
>we both order steaks and talk about middle school and sports and shit because I just started athletics around that age
>I get mine cooked medium rare and it's perfect
>he ordered his medium well and it was medium rare
>waitress is sort of pissy because it's a crowded thursday night or so
>dad sends his steak back
>waitress gives him attitude
>steak comes back 30 minutes later shoeleather style well done
>I had already finished mine
>he watched me eat my food, then I watch him eat his
>he screams at the waitress, she could care less
>she comes back with a gift card for a free steak because of the manager
>he tells her off again
>car ride home was :|

I mean, what really can be done, man. Same thing happened when I was younger and we went to a super fancy restaurant that took an hour to find a seat and the food was stuff you could make at home from a box. He'd fucking yell at the staff as if they could do anything about it, or even cared.

I once ordered a jambalaya that was much too salty

>cheese in carbonara

get out of here you filthy fuck

What else but Knorr® Chicken Stock Pot™?

You should try it

>>8155400
Thanks Marco.

>>8154350
I couldn't finish it desu

Yes, pop tarts are indeed disgusting

>>8154350
It's actually kind of incredible how many flavors are practically inedible.

I guess when you're making dirt cheap dough pockets stuffed with nasty jam paste you can afford to make a lot of mistakes.

Bet for all the dozens of flavors they have not even 10 could qualify as good or tasty.

>>8154231
My mom always told me to use a wet knife for that but I don't think it works

>>8154231
full snorkelling gear. flippers stop you leaning directly above the onion, face mask prevents tears and the snorkel allows you to breathe

>>8154231
sharp knife

>>8153740
What the fuck is the spoon for

>>8153745
I like spoons

>>8153740
Dark roast. Meh.

>>8153678
because america is a shitty place

>>8153678
They must be eating something if they're not dead yet. I think America is doing a good enough job of the homeless and jobless can survive off of the crumbs of capitalism.

Quick reminder that there are people in Africa literally starving to death and looking like corpses. If someone in America looks like a corpse, it probably had something to do with meth.

There are plenty of resources that homeless people can take advantage of.

Problem is...homeless shelters won't let you shoot up heroin or get drunk, and most homeless would choose getting fucked up over a warm meal and a bed any day of the week.

>>8152765
I wonder if anyone actually likes pickles or if it's just a meme food.

>>8152765
>>8152776
They're delicious.

I used to hate them, but then I turned 13.

>>8152786
I gave it an honest go a few years ago. Ate a perfect bread and butter pickle. It just wasn't good. It's like, well, eating a cucumber soaked in vinegar, and I only like vinegar in my eggs and on potatoes and leaves.

It's alright, I guess.

It's greasy as all holy hell.

>>8150900
So is ur mum

>>8150902
lol

4 eggs.
3 sausage links.
1 slice of wheat toast.

And coffee :)

2 eggs on english muffin, tobasco sauce on top, black coffee.
2-3 splashes of tobasco to precise, that's per egg mind you

>Americans talking about America
Is this a first? I've never seen this happen before?

>>8155622
those are some hoe ass rabbits

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>>8155622
zootopia sequel is lookin pretty good

Get a stone and a steel
lern2sharpen
git gud

Carbon steel takes a better edge and keeps it longer as long as you clean and oil them like a turbo autist. Not worth it for kitchen knives.

>>8150700
>Get a stone and a steel
>lern2sharpen
>git gud
>Carbon steel takes a better edge and keeps it longer as long as you clean and oil them like a turbo autist. Not worth it for kitchen knives.
What knife do I get?

The 25 dollar ones from walmart aren't sharp enough.

Is it better to send your knives away to get sharpened or to do it yourself?

Also how can a stone sharpen a knife?

What knives do you own? I have a carbon steel Sabatier that I rarely have to sharpen, mostly used for onions at prep time. A stainless Mac Nakiri I keep at a razor-sharp edge for most of my other prep (chiffonade, brunoise), that I religiously sharpen every other time I use it, and a deba I hardly get to use.