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>>8143339
Buddy and me tried survival camping.

We did very badly. We ate a rabbit we caught boiled in pepsi and water.

>>8143339
Op's mommy

Ox tail, kangaroo, buffalo. Only liked the buffalo.

>>8137166
You need to salt it before you oil it.
Most people don't do this and thus never season their skillet properly.

Cook a shitton of bacon in it

>>8137175
Pitting much?

>>8131942
Bacon, sausage, ham, egg, and cheese croissant at Burger King with a large order of hashbrowns hits the spot.

I try to eat things that wont make me vomit when I'm hung over.

>>8131942

>fast food
>ever

I personally prefer eating actual food that tastes good and not shit designed in a lab packed with chemicals that will shrink your brain and lead to alzheimers. Fast food is population control for the poor and stupid.

Sure if that's your thing.

Non

Everything you want in a burger belongs in a burger.

why do you think that

>>8150875
I would fuck the hell out of her along with the two older ladies.

>>8150875
How do you know my language?

>>8150235
I know right? I mean not even just ghetto grating some mozza if they're going to get prissy about delicious cheese curds.

They will make chili cheese fries but poutine is nowhere to be fucking found. This is bullshit and you guys are considered fat fucks? Amateurs.

>>8150235
Poutine is definitely catching on, I've been seeing at a lot of local bar/grills

its good if you need coffee instantly

if you're gonna load your coffee with a ton of cream and sugar, you might as well use instant.

it'll taste the same as freshly brewed.

i have a cup of insta decaff in the morning.

I wish it was cheaper.

I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

>>8146300
More like LOUISIANA NASTY AND GREASY AS FUCK

I only ate there once and will never go back.

>>8146300
I go to Popeyes to avoid all the blacks at Church's.

>>8145965
enjoy your bitter small mind east coast shitposter

>>8145965
these are the same people that think a man in a dress is a woman.

>>8145970
Small mind because I am not jizzing my pants over a cheap 7/10, fresh burger? Don't get me wrong, I see the appeal and would probably get it semi-regularly if I lived here, but some of you faggots act like this shit is some prized jewel of the west.

>>8140915
No it hasn't

Fuck. I was going to order Mazzio's tomorrow, but I think I might need to do this instead.

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Cool shill, bro

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My mom is a horrible person, and likes to yell and hit and berate. At one point, money became kind of tight with my parents for whatever reason, so my mom went off on my step-dad.

For whatever reason, my step-dad didn't leave the house - he just slept on the couch and avoided my mom at every opportunity, which was easy because my mom is a lazy slag and when she got home from work she went right to her room and laid in bed. He was forced by my mom to take a second job, so that he could "make up the money he owed her" and he could leave the house right when my mom got home so she could have full reign of the place.

My step-dad was always the cook of the house, so even when he was sleeping on the couch, he'd make dinner for the house. My mom would come home, he'd leave, and I'd be forced to bring food to my mom, who'd yell at me for being a bad son for whatever she felt like for the day, and me and my brother ate together, alone.

My stepdad is a good cook, but the food just didn't taste the same during those days.

looking back we had it pretty good, bought tired of ham n cheese sandwich. Ate them every day for years.

>>8142890
*bout?

Why do you think anyone fucking cares

>>8128603
Can you afford all the latest games and consoles?

>>8128614
Pcmasterrace

>>8128610
Because grocery stores are /ck/ related faggot

>gin made outside of the UK

You can keep it m8

>>8148865
I just bought some rum distilled locally on Daufuskie Island
I don't know how far they distribute but it's pretty good

>>8148865
thanks to the wonderful state run alcohol monopoly of sweden we have nothing local anywhere

>>8144453
Any bulimia bros know what cake is the easiest to upchuck?

You already did. op.

Happy Birthday, time for spankings.

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I like caramel mud cake but with chocolate ganache icing

>>8151366
Chicken à la King

It was basically shredded chicken, cream of celery soup, and egg noodles. Not a bad idea in concept, I suppose, but the execution was awful.

vegetable medley day...(shudder)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDgXPmgfH-E

>>8151366
Macaroni and cheese cooked in individual sealed aluminum boxes, so the sides were super burnt and the rest was congealed with the texture of rubber.