>order takeout >look at bag/box >"CAUTION: CONTENTS

>>8148959
>open catalog
>dumb frog post

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>finally get home and try it
>the contents were actually pretty mediocre and not worth the cost at all

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>waiter tells me to enjoy my meal
>I don't

Fuck those normie scum lmao

>>8148976
That is why the caution message said: "MAY".

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>>8148985
>buy gas
>"Thank you for shopping with shell"
>Push no

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>>8148985
>hostess tells me to have a good day on my way out
>the rest of my day is so bad I intensely consider suicide

>>8148959
>go to /ck/
>racist posting dumb /pol/ memes

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>order the screaming hellfire inferno burger
>it's a slightly above average burger with some banana peppers and Frank's on it
>halfway through my meal the waitress comes along
>"ha ha still holding on? hot enough for you?"

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>buy lunch for grocery store
>cash back?
>hit yes
>enter 0.00 and hit ok

>>8149003
You fucking LUNATIC

>Fresh Pizza! Please enjoy!
>Don't actually enjoy it

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>Make cacio e pepe
>dont use cheese
>or pepper

BON APPLE TEA

>>8148985
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>>8148974
Thank you for Correcting The Record.

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> Shake before opening
> Shake after opening

WA LA

>just got home from Illinois starts playing