Happy birthday 4chan!

>>8144453
Any bulimia bros know what cake is the easiest to upchuck?

You already did. op.

Happy Birthday, time for spankings.

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I like caramel mud cake but with chocolate ganache icing

>>8144455
>bulimia
you cant be this retarded
enjoy your rotten teeth, insides and smelly breath

try cheesecake

>>8144474
I don't have bulimia but my food comes up naturally by the mouthfuls and it's never done anything to my teeth. Think that's just a meme. As long as you take care of them as any person would, you'll be fine.

CAEK

CEAK

CAAYK

CIEYK

LOL CAEIK UM NUM NUMMOY

CIEEEEK

CAK

>>8144485
> frequently bathe minerals on tooth with hydrochloric acid
> doesn't cause tooth demineralization

wut

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Only the most patrician

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Asian cakes always look so tasty
even in anime

3
cake
1. A woman's booty

>>8144645
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cake

Carrot cakes are a meme. They aren't made of carrots.

Carrot cake seems like its gonna be disgusting but its like one of the bedt things ive ate

>>8144657
Yes they are, retard.

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Ahh yes... The victoria sponge, a classic.

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I love a lot of pecans in my german chocolate cake

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I don't know why I like it so much, but I do.

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hummingbird cake makes u feel like a fat fuck when u eat a piece tho

>>8144485
It is not just your mouth, your esophagus will become fucked up and you are likely to develope cancer at some point.

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Red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting

>>8144700
Everytime this picture gets posted I tell myself I should make one of those... thanks for the craving, I guess?

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Titty cake what up

>>8144453
I don't know
carrot, maybe? or a dense pound cake

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>>8144455

I found that Angel Food Cake is the lightest choice. No real after taste when purging.

Does anyone have a go to carrot cake recipe?

>>8144511
Overrated

>>8144518
I really wanted to see this become a meme

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Cake farts.

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>>8144453
Costco has lemon and chocolate bundt cakes that are godly. I have one every year for my birthday. With a cold glass of milk, it's what I look forward to yearly.

I'm also fond of coffee cake and vanilla cake w/ buttercream frosting.

>>8145102
Not to defend bulimia but we're all likely to develop cancer at some point anon

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Rijstevlaai! Might be a thing that only exists in The Netherlands/Belgium. I'm living in the UK at the moment and haven't seen it anywhere.

>>8145530
I love those cheap ass cakes. I get those pepperidge farm cakes a few times a year.

>>8145121
i want to cum on the cake

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Adolf Hitler Cake. The man might have made shitty military decisions, but he had an impeccable taste in cake.

2 cups white sugar
1/2 pound butter
3 eggs
3 cups sifted all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 cup chopped walnuts
3 cups sliced red delicious apples

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Butter and flour one 10 inch tube pan.

Cream together the butter and sugar. Add eggs one at a time beating well after each addition. Set aside.

Sift together the flour, salt, baking soda, cinnamon and nutmeg. Add to wet ingredients and mix well.

Stir in vanilla, walnuts and apples. Mix well and pour into prepared pan.

Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for approximately 1 hour or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.

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NY style cheesecake. Uh-maze-ing

>>8145798
>NY style
Things that don't exist.

>>8145801
t. NJ resident

>>8145787
No wonder he was Satan incarnate.

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do russian tea cakes count?

>>8144639
I imagine thats because they are just super idealized western cakes. Japs are jelly xenofobes on the outside and complete westaboos on the inside

Sans Rival

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>>8144453
About the only cake I can eat.
Roast me!

>>8144485
>my food comes up naturally

You might wanna get that looked at anon.

>>8146850
hey grandma what are you doing on 4chan

>>8146850
>unkempt beard
>wardrobe devoid of any colors outside of beige and brown
>smell like mothballs and mold

Sound about right?

>>8145584
My nigga

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Nothin better than this, for special boys only

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Buca Di Beppo used to have god-tier Red Velvet Cake

>>8145798
Is it also called Chantal New York Cheesecake?
I prepare that one every so often and I receive plenty of compliments, I don't know if that's the one.

>>8147011
Frozen and defrosted, sometimes not entirely.

I was a cook there once upon a time. I knowingly sent out frozen cake the kitchen manager said was fine.

Had ice on it.

>>8144455
>>8144474
>>8145338
Breads are so hard to purge; how do y'all do it at all. No matter how much I drink it's so heavy in my stomach.

Only cakes in the trashcan are good.

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>>8146850
Old person pallet here as well. Give me a boozy dundee cake or christmas pud soaked in whiskey any day of the week over any other cake.

A slice of rich cake and hot tea is heaven.

>>8147372
*palate, fuck.

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Pineapple upside-down cake.

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>>8146850
>>8147372
You're both invited to my cabin for Christmas.

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Happy b-day 4chan.

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>>8147557
I hope you weren't planning anything lewd

>>8148512
Go and peddle your CP on /a/.
You're one of the reasons they're shutting this board down.

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>>8148512
Nothing lewd about three guys boozed up on whiskey eating each other fruitcakes

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>>8148524
Go back to reddiot you autist.

>>8148524
how is that CP new friend? i believe you are just trying to fit in with other new friends, new friend. you should refer to this picture here >>8148996, new friend.

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>>8144453

>>8149032
... 4chan added flair.
What was gook moot thinking?

>>8149198
he doesnt know what the fuck hes doubg

>>8149217
Do I have flair too now?

>>8149221
It would appear as though the clover symbol isn't a valid character in the name box.

>>8149225
that flair is the result of writing "since4pass" in the Options field if you own a 4chan pass.

>>8149195
now that looks like one tasy go' za

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>>8147381
My nigger

>>8145455
So do you have to go through and pick out all the leaves with your fingers as you eat or what?

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Plebs in here..

>>8144453
Loseyana fayuhs

>>8144453
Cakes are vile

Never tried smorgastarta but I think that would probably be more my kind of thing

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Bunch of fucking newfags, all of you

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>All of the chocolate cake fags ITT

Fraisier is the only true patrician answer

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i dont really care for frosting or fondant or any of that shit. but i like christmas cake which is a rich fruit cake with marzipan and royal icing.

>>8151512
I have terrible memories of marble cake because my mum always made it when I was a kid, probably thinking it was impressive how she made such a cool looking cake, but she's a god awful cook/baker and it was always dry as fuck. I always had to have a tall glass of milk with it just so I could swallow a damn bite.

>>8146509
Goldilocks mocha roll