Does guac belongs in the burger?

Sure if that's your thing.

Non

Everything you want in a burger belongs in a burger.

I eat vegan veggie burgers I'm vegan so i have guacamole on mine when i can

>>8149952
"Are you saying I can put whatever I want in my burger? My mom won't say no to me? Whoa"

This is the response I imagined OP would give

>>8149945
no and neither do hot dogs.

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>>8149965

>>>guac<<<<

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>>8149965
Anything is good on anything if you do it right and you're perfectly capable of letting go silly stigmas against certain food combinations (which is the adult equivalent of childish picky eaters).

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I think anything can be put on a burger, its why they're such a delicious and varied type of food
avocado, cheese, tomato, lettuce? yes please
beetroot, cheese, egg, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato? yes please

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>>8149995
thats why I find it weird why people turn up their nose at ketchup on a hotdog
yes I love a hotdog with bacon and mustard and tomato as much as anyone else
but sometimes you just want to taste a little ketchup on a dog

>>8150002
If that was the best ketchup in the world, and vastly undersweetened than regular ketchup, and that hot dog was made with good meat and there was something hiding in that bun that was tasty, I'd tolerate that much ketchup. But fuck that's probably my limit

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>>8150005
I only like a regular amount of ketchup on my dogs, I just find that much ketchup amusing

>>8150022
Disgusting. Wow. Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo

Just kidding, but I can actually appreciate a cheap hot dog smothered in ketchup. Not always, but if I'm really hungry I can eat it and actually not mind it. But it is a hot dog that will take less than a minute to eat, and will be unsatisfying

>>8149945
why is mashed avocado called guac, even though there is nothing in it besides mashed avocado?

>>8149995
I want like 7 of these right now.

>>8150147
I love hwo it's like a fucking fresh explosive salad on top. And it's not some shit quality hot dog meat from the looks of it. I'd love to have something like that.

Not saying that I don't buy shit hot dog meat or anything, it's kinda part of hot dog culture

>>8150145
Because it's more than just mashed avocado?

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>>8150082
;~;
sometimes a shitty hotdog slathered with ketchup is what you need

you cant always have a good, thick, hard, salty dog with juice dripping from the tip coated in jalapenos, bacon and cheese

>>8150175
no it's not.

>>8149945
>Does guac belongs in the burger?
*Is guac in the burger a meme?

>>8149956

I wish I had a friend like you

>>8149945
Guac on burgers is pretty good, but that particular burger looks quite bad I must say.

>>8150454
When I make burgers for people I literally put whatever the fuck they want in it. I also have a super well stocked house, for someone who's 22 and doesn't really have long-term career plans, so people find it pretty cool when they come over. Lets be buds

>>8149945
GUACAMOLE?! Yeah, why not using bananas and strawberries!!!

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>>8150718
I would eat the shit out of it.

Although I don't like how searches turned up "le gr8 for my spoiled fucking kids"

>>8150194
I don't think you know what guacamole is, friend.

>>8150194
So if someone mashes up an avocado, that's guacamole. But if they add chopped tomatoes and onions, it's not?

>>8150750
Why do I have the feeling I've heard someone ask this very question the exact way before?

>>8149945
Nice

>>8149945
Condiments of any kind do not belong on a burger.

What are you eating a burger for, to taste a bunch of sugar and sour?

A burger is meant to be a patty of high quality meat between two buns. Anything else is distraction.

>>8149952
>>8149956
>>8149995
>>8149996
>>8150002
>>8150082
>>8150022
>>8150147
Wrong.

>>8150811
Goddammit purity fags are the worst.
*tips fedora*

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Yes

>>8150811
why would i ever grind up a good cut of meat you mong

kys

>>8150726
This looks like the kind of thing a suburban "fun mom" would make to appease the kids at Tommy's 8th birthday cause her little boy is growing up and isnt clinging to her anymore and her teenaged daughter is being a bitch constantly so she tells her husband Bill not to fire up the grill but he does it anyway and she gets mad and tries to make the kids eat her fun dogs but the kids dont like them and one of them is allergic to peanuts so she goes inside to cry about and her bitch of a daughter just orders a pizza after Bill tells her to cause the party is crashing and burning and she cant face the PTA or Home Owners Association gals and now Sandra will one up her at her 12 year olds birthday next week.

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>>8150811
>eat food you think tastes worse to appease literal autism patients on the internet

>>8149959
home made or store bought patties?

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Does Salsa Valentina belongs in a breakfast burguer?

>>8149945

A burger should be bun, meat, cheese and a couple condiments. It's a hamburger not a salad.

>>8149945
Its what Jeb would want

>>8151763
>appease literal autism patients on the internet
retard.

>>8149956
Even a veggie patty?

>>8150022
Is this the bbc of American food?

>>8151844
It's Japanese bland crap you fool.

>>8149945
avocado is so 2014

>>8149945

Only if you enjoy sex with other men.

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No Jeb! Guac does not belong in the burger.

If I can put guac in my asshole, you can put it on a burger. Faggot.

No. Hot guacamole is gross, and the texture doesn't go well in a burger. Have your guacamole on the side.

>>8150494
City?

>>8150002
I like lots of ketchup but lmao.

>>8149945
That's the way we do it south of the border, except that using fresh slices of avocado is more common.
>>8153097
Shut the fuck up.