I've been thinking of going to Washington or Oregon and harvesting truffles, both for my own use and to sell. Does anybody know anything about how to go about harvesting truffles?
>>8320291
You probably need a specialized pig or a hog or something like that...
>>8320300
Hoggers are no longer used for Trufle hunts as they'll eat the Truffle. All you need is a well trained doggo.
is there a gayer task than looking for truffles?
Is it common practice to eat apple slices with steak?
>>8320149
First off, neck who made that steak. Secondly, we all know that's sliced red potatoes, fried a little bit with some parsley on top bitch. Don't front.
>>8320156
w-whats wrong with that steak anon
Apple slices aside, why is that steak still raw
So I fuckin love sandwiches, but I can't figure out how to make them shits all good like without breaking the bank
Is there some trick to getting all dem veggies and meats and sauces on hand without spending a fucking fortune every week?
>>8320135
Iceburg lettuce
no bacon
make your own mayo and honey mustard.
add cucumber and a dash of olive oil to the sandwich.
toast the bread,
only 2 pieces of bread.
only need a few slices of meat,
>>8320379
>make your own mayo and honey mustard
I'm not masturbating onto my sandwhich
>>8320389
oil + eggwhites = mayo,
mayo + honey + mustard = honey mustard.
What's the point of cooking hot dogs like this?
To post it on the internet and then feel special when retards like you repost it ten-thousand times.
>>8320027
If you like the taste of latex and lubricant, sure
Daily reminder that there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with freezing food
Who said there was?
>putting your food anywhere near the endothermic Jew
Good goy, stay asleep
only meat, meat parts and stock really
Not a day goes by that I don't crave these fuckers.
What's her name, /ck/?
i am living in taiwan and ONE JAR OF THESE FUCKING THINGS COSTS 4 TO 5 DOLLARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking love pizza, I have had one like every week for the past year. Particularly digorinos
Used to love alfredo sauce but I had a bit too much of it I think and it kinda lost the appeal
Let's cut the shit.
What are the best brand of pickles?
Are plantain any good? What can I use them for?
Plantain very good. Use to eat.
>>8319427
Peel
Slice in long thin strips
Deep fry
Salt
Consume hot like tropical potato chips
You have to wait until they turn black until you can really do anything with them. I mean completely black. Some fuzzy white mold will start to grow but that's ok. It's on the skin. Those green ones in op's pic will be ready in about three months.
I just can't fucking do it. I'll eat almost any vegetable but this goddamn fruit sickens me to my core. The sickening tang, the aborted baby aesthetic, the mush texture, fuck tomatoes, and fuck you /ck/.
>>8319250
How's school coming along, kiddo?
no pico de galo ?
no gazpacho ?
no ketchup on your tendies ?
>>8319250
Do you like it when it's dried? It's a nice and tangy/sweet sauce component when it's dried and ground up.
Also, it's much less watery if you get roma tomatoes, cut a little off each end, and then make one cut down the tomato cylinder you made. Once you toss the core and minimal juice, you have a rectangle of tomato meat. This also works with bell peppers for slicing them quickly. Now, use the rectangle of non-fetus-looking fruit in your sauce after chopping it up.
Is this the best that sausage can ever get?
I'm so sorry for you OP
>>8319143
That isn't V&V.
>>8319143
Oh you poor man.
Hey, /ck/ I was looking to get my mom a nice set of knives for Christmas this year. Any recommendations?
Budget is $300-$500
You don't make enough money to be spending $500 on knives for mom.
Start being more thrifty, you'll thank me later.
>>8318725
Not that it's any of your business, but it's my last year in college and I've just accepted a job offer with a pretty significant salary, spending $1000 between my two parents, who dropped far more to send me to school debt free, as a way of thanking them is something I'd like to do. If you actually have a recommendation I'd love to hear it.
>>8318687
who is this boner donor?
he died
Don't lie to me
>>8318648
He didn't die he was cooked.
>>8318648
Francis can't die, he is immortal
>tfw wendy's chili was actually p good
Kind of surprised tbqh. I expected to try two or three spoonfuls before giving up and throwing it in the trash.
you'd have to be the biggest retard on earth to make bad chili
>beans
>>8318694
Culver's wasn't too good imo.
Hey /ck/, I'm an Ameriburger and I've never tasted or smelled a durian before. What are they like? I hear some people find them disgusting, others think they taste quite good?
What are some other interesting fruit that aren't terribly popular in the U.S? I've eaten rambutan before, they were alright.
>>8318467
>I hear some people find them disgusting, others think they taste quite good?
Fellow Ameriburger here. That's what I heard too. I bought one from the Hong Kong market on Bellaire in Houston. I was expecting it to be either the greatest thing ever or the nastiest thing ever. It was neither. I found it very "meh". Wasn't disgusting but wasn't great either.
Ground cherries (also referred to as physalis) and persimmons are quite good. I'd like to try some honeyberries sometime, supposed to be like blueberries with a bit of raspberry-like zing.
>>8318467
Bro tier friend gave me a fresh bottle of Durian juice last year for my birthday two years ago.
It smelled like warm spices such as cinnamon, and tasted absolutely amazing. I wish I could have it again but apparently it's a huge pain to strip and juice durian, which he only found out after he asked a coworker if he'd do it.
I want custard apples and have no idea why they aren't commonly available in California.
>Rag pudding (also known as Rag pie) is a savoury dish consisting of minced meat and onions wrapped in a suet pastry, which is then cooked in a cheesecloth.[1][2][3] The dish was invented during the 19th century in Oldham, a former mill town in Lancashire,[1]
Why is England disgusting?
>>8318320
So its just a meat and onion pie? Whats so bad about that?
>hourly obsession thread
Sounds delicious
>be me
>looking for an active internship in the world of finance
>in the meantime, take a part time job at Little Caesars
>promotions exploding, people can't get enough of our delicious food
>hot and ready's always flying off the shelf for $5.00
>cheese is fresh and sauce is superb
>decide to forgo finance search and pursue advanced customer service programs
I'm damn proud of what I've learned from Little Caesars and you should be too. I've met people from different parts of town and we've never been robbed. Plus we offer a terrific product at a moderate price!
I think Trumps economy will be a soaring success! Thanks everyone!
>>8318246
>.05 cents was added to your account
Someone told me they give free pizza on your birthday.
>>8318246
Do they let black people touch the food