How would I go about cooking this?

>>8321537
Well, I doubt there's any pot big enough to boil it in, so I guess you'd have to stick it in the oven for a few hours

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>>8321639
This makes no sense.

>>8321639

Should this say "Crab them by the pussy"?

>>8321537
Whats going on here, a crap ate an octopus and someone put bacon on top?

>>8321676
it's just a turkey with an octopus stuffed inside and king crab legs underneath

>>8321771
Looks cool, but I bet it tastes gross.

>>8321639
Epic

>>8321537
Would roast on a spit over a fire.

Prob smells like my old lady's can

>>8321537
I'm pretty sure it requires an eldritch summoning ritual that is neither worth the time or effort to perform.

>>8321537
boards.4chan.org/h/

That should give you everything you want to know.

>preheat oven to 350
>draw the elder sign on oven door
>preform ritual to summon forth Turkthulhu
>once the creature has entered our realm of existence smash it in the face with a yacht
>before it can reform throw it into the oven
>baste with its own juices throughout the cooking process
>when a meat thermometer reads insane the unholy spawn is done
>remove from oven
>let rest 15 minutes
>ftaghn
>serve

>>8321537
It's already cooked

>>8323172
That is not cooked which can eternal fry, and with strange meals even fresh may die.

>>8323184
This got me.

>>8321537
dont cook it, make an animated horror film with it

>>8321639
> memegenerator