Hi, guys. I'm 34 and never eaten steak before. I would

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Anon, I love you. You wanna talk?

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>>8321801
you're probably dying cause of not enough steak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PpZarebqCo

Have some Slav food porn

Pic unrelated, it's just there in case you're too much of a PUSSY to confront the STEAK, you little BITCH

>>8321830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXBdswINLRQ

>>8321833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtSSsu9u5YY

>>8321838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VkF-VemR2c

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>>8321829
I have S.E.D.

I only eat pizza and chicken nuggets.
I want to try a steak so bad but I can never seem to work up the courage.

Also, I have a stomach infection that is getting really bad so I may be dead soon.

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>>8321801
disgusting greasy pizza
only good thing is the pineapple
are you the anorexic anon?
if not, what is wrong with you?
if you are going to have a steak
have a filet or top sirloin cooked to medium

here is a picture of a steak that pleased my eye

>>8321830
I would try that crab looking thingy.
It looks like a big shrimp which I can sometimes eat.

>>8321858
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant/restrictive_food_intake_disorder

Aka S.E.D

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>>8321853
>S.E.D.
YOU GOT FUCKING UNIX CODE, MOTHER FUCKING?

>SELECTIVE EATING DISORDER

BITCH WE USED TO CALL THAT 'BEING FINNICKY'

EAT A FUCKING STEAK

>>8321859
>CRAB LOOKING THINGY

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>>8321801
>I'm 34 and never eaten steak before.
numales were a mistake

>>8321868
It's not being finniky.
It's more than that.

I have been accused of being picky my entire life and it's terrible because I really want to eat normal.

The thing is my body rejects most foods and I just puke it back up.
Even if I hold my nose, load up on xanax and close my eyes while convincing myself I'm eating pizza I vomit the food back up.

>>8321858
>>8321862
me again
you can do it anon, we believe in you.

>>8321880
>>8321881

samefagging
i have bulimia
so i relate to you a little bit i suppose friendo

>>8321801
>>8321853
Fucks sake I thought you have cancer or some shit. being fussy is not a disease. Stomach infections very rarely kill.

Steak would be wasted on you.

>>8321881
I've gone hungry for o very a week because I couldn't afford pizza.

It's bad, anon.
I recently got beef jerky to stay down so I'm anxious to try steak now.

>>8321880
>The thing is my body rejects most foods and I just puke it back up.

It's psychological. Eat a fucking steak you picky fucking princess.

>>8321889
How do you know I don't have cancer?
Also, any increase in my CV count is cause for alarm due to my afflictions.

Stomach infection can kill me, c-diff is no joke.
Also, I don't want to talk about my diseases other than the one related to food because I'm not off-topic swine.

>>8321891
If someone would fly it into my mouth like an airplane I might be able to eat it.
It's comforting and makes me forget I'm eating a dead animal.

c-diff is a fucking horrendous infection.
im sorry to hear that is an affliction you have. sadly a downside/risk of antibiotic use

have a steak anon
you can do it.
why dont you slice steak thinly onto a pizza?

>>8321912
Like a Philly cheese steak pizza? GENIUS!

>>8321853
>I only eat pizza and chicken nuggets.
lmao sure sounds healthy there Cleetus McBeetus

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>>8321801

>>8321853
>S.E.D.
fucking manlet

>>8321853
>I only eat pizza and chicken nuggets.
no wonder you're a manlet. there is no nutrition in any of that shit. it's literal shit, and probably caused your disease.

t. literal doctor

>>8323198
only eating that shit caused a severe case of malnutrition, factors which compound your genetic condition which would not have been very severe at all if you had just eaten nutritional foods like school tells you to

>>8322244
back when /b/ was good and this place wasn't overrun by faggots who's only skill is taping their pecker into their bunghole

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>>8323206
>he thinks /b/ was ever good

>>8323206
>>8323260
/b/ used to be good, but not in 2009

>>8321830
>gets really fancy
>uses a really shitty cut of meat

why?

>>8321907
I would do that for you if you let me fuck you in the ass afterwards