Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 1694. page

>>8409434
anal beads

>>8409434
Put them in ure butwhole

more like ball lice berries

>>8408650
I say do it, maybe if you have some leftovers your neighbors can have a slice.

>>8408650
You mean an Honest Todd?

You mean a Wet Robert?

>>8408048
> microwave

Ehhh...

>>8408048

Seriously, abolish microwaves.

Fresh cooked or dropped.

>>8408048
Mix the ingredients like normal.
Set the microwave for 15 minutes on 50% power.
And then go kill yourself for using a microwave for cooking brownies.

That actually looks great

There's something not right about the whites on the poached egg. Like they weren't dried before plating.

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Yummy

tits

Read the back of the bottle

If we knew what the secret ingredient was in Coca Cola then it would no longer be a secret.

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more like fridge hate thread, amirite?

universal shelf stable food when?

(((food spoilage)) final solution when?

>>8407173
lets see your bad dragon collection

>>8407199
>universal shelf stable food when?
already exists, its called monsanto. not good.

>(((food spoilage)) final solution when?
see above.

>>8405982
Avoid PUFAs, drink milk and orange juice every day.

>>8405982
Slowly start switching to a diet that is higher in fiber until you're getting about 35-40 grams of fiber a day (this is assuming you're male). Starting with too much at once will give you horrible farts and shits; you've got to let your body acclimate to that much fiber.

>>8405982
You're not bloated. You are fat.
Skinny fat aka you're a fat piece of shit that has no muscle tone and low bone density due to living a sedentary life style and eating shite for decades.

You don't need a fad diet, you need to leave your basement.
>>>/fit/

>>8342101

>post your meals or what ever if you dont want to make or use another thread

Nothing wrong with your cat blog, anon, but you shouldn't be encouraging people to post OC in a general when there's 200 fast food and meme threads...

>>8342106
What?

>>8342108
He's saying OC and cook-alongs shouldn't be contained to one thread, which i'm pretty sure isn't OP's intention.

>>8410391
>Post your receipts if you like.
Friendly reminder that it's unwise to share any personal financial information on the Internet.

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>>8410391
->receipts
Weebs really are this dumb.

>>8410401
>->
kill yourself

depends on the scoville units.

>>8409746
I used to be able to a while back while working in the kitchen of a Mexican restaurant. Just had to adapt. I still like spicy food, but I can tell that I can't tolerate it quite as much anymore.

>>8409746
Shit doesn't even look that spicy but I can eat practically anything short of a Blazin Wing as long as I have a beer and/or a milkshake,

stuff was gross mang

i've made little spheres of scotch. i used agar agar. you need to cool the outside quickly to get the spheres to hold shape - you drop them in cold oil.

i served them in ginger ale. it was not worth the trouble.

>>8409863
sorry the gellan is mixed into the liquid to create that interesting consistency that allows the gel dots to suspend evenly, I want to know if I could make one of those instant drink mixes that has it and expect it to dissolve/activate in reasonable time

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Yesterday's breakfast.

Two slices of toast with butter, no jam. Cup of coffee with cream, no sugar. Anything more is excessive and reserved only for special holidays.

>>8408779
I'd say you're a fatty who is trying to eat healthy but hasn't quite grasped the concept of portion control

That idea is scrumptious

>>8408293
Why don't you go back and take your autism with you.

>>>/r/eddit/

>>8408293
Why not?

pasta dishes are easy

>>8407595
Slow cooker meals. Throw some meat, pasta, sauce, cheese into a Crock-Pot then just turn it on and stir every so often. You'll have a tasty meal that can impress ladies.

>>8407595

Italian and Mexican dishes are incredibly easy. I said Mexican and not Tex-Mex, you faggot.

unhealthy

meme diet

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lost heaps of weight
feel better than when on carbs
body feels better

memefood or not, shit works