Can you eat koi fish? Like out of a koi pond. I don't want to go into detail but I have a neighbor who isn't so nice and he has a koi pond in his backyard, I thought about having a fish fry
They're basically carp, And carp are pretty much the least palatable food fish. Would not recommend.
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>>8405742
> do stupid prank
> get caught
> trespassing charges
> animal cruelty charges (you'd be eating someone's pet)
> charged with robbery/theft
Yeah do it. Tell us what jail is like.
if this isnt your favorite cereal, idk what could be
>>8405734
for me it's life brand cereal
the best cereal
>>8405734
>frosted
enjoy diabetes
I have a weird obsession with raisin bran crunch.
what is the intended function of this piece of shit knife? (second from the top). the retard cant even cut a tomato
also what is that anal rod at the bottom?
Bread and sharpening. Nice set of knifes, btw, Zwilling, made in germany by refugees.
>(second from the top)
It's meant to make the other knives seem sharper than they actually are, much like a 3/10 in a flock of 6/10s at a nightclub.
>also what is that anal rod at the bottom?
it's a rolling pin
>>8405722
It's abread knife, a.k.a. a bread saw, but can also be used on food with hard crusts and similar stuff. And no, those aren't Zwillings, they are Wüsthof.
Is pic related bullshit?
>>8405641
Yeah. It's dumb as fuck. That's why we did away with it in 08 or 09
>>8405641
imho would read to dog
Yes
There should be no meat, no dairy, no eggs
No animal products whatsoever
And no simple carbs, added sugars, salts, or oils either
All right asking the real questions here
>Be me
>Want to make homemade condiments (ketchup, mustard, mayo like video related) but the thing is will they last more than a week in the fridge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oMV7t1Ynj0
Are their any homemade preservatives to add so that i don't have to consume a jar of basil mayo in 5 days before it rots?
Freezer is out of the question because frozen mayo isn't so pleasant.
>>8405536
you could just not make so much
>>8405536
No, 5days sounds aboit right, no matter what you add, you dont want to keep an emulsion including raw egg for any longer, when you start bombing it with chemicals, might as well buy it readymade and not have the hussle
>>8405567
>go through the hussle of making mayo
>not make so much
Bro u srs?
well boys, i made it. turns out it was not as cold as forecasted. tried the chili powder trick but didnt really keep me any more warm than normal. on friday i was able to pan almost 400 bucks and gave serious thought about getting a hotel room. ANYWAY... thanks for the tips /ck/. hope u guys had a good holiday. back to life now. hoping for a better 2017 please god make my life normal again
Need a job, homie? I work at a place in oregon that hires anybody willing to put in the hours. I know a couple of people who live in their cars, and some who don't even have that luxury. They either walk to work or get rides.
>>8405505
Where are you from? Maybe I can help a faguette have a better day.
I remember your thread.
If you're Seattle, I can maybe help you out. I've been in the same situation you've been in.
So I have some extra spending money right now and wanna order something online that is food. Recommendations? Been drawing complete blanks.
Thai food
WHat's near you dude?. Type in Google maps "udon delivery". See what comes up.
>>8405370
Hudson valley foie gras
On the first day of Kwanzaa, we take our leftover french fries from Christmas and put them in a sandwich with some butter and ketchup. We call this a "Comfy Maurice".
What do you usually do with holiday leftovers in your country?
Fuck you OP, I tried to read that to the tune of "12 days of Christmas".
I like making sandwiches with the leftover turkey, mayo, mustard, and a bit of either gravy or cranberry sauce in some focaccia
I just BBW them nicely to enjoy with my mates
Any of you guys ever ate anything seriously spicy for a dare or a bet, show off that machismo. A friend of mine bet me £5 I couldn't eat a dried carolina reaper and then I had to wait 2 mins till I could eat or drink. I did it but the pain was unimaginable and my shit was pure liquid for like a day and a half
>>8404789
I ate a raw habanero whole, seeds and all, in a car with no liquid refreshments.
>>8404791
I think habaneros are around 100K scoville units, the reaper is 2.2 million I cant look at chillis the same way
No, me and my friends aren't stupid.
taco manager here. Kissed virgin taco bell manager, ask me anything.
>>8404628
imho what would feed to dog?
Did the jews force you to work during the birthday of the one true God? If yes, how are you preparing for an eternity of the fiery torments of hell?
>>8404628
Drugs and/or alcohol that you are addicted to?
What's your favorite kind of cake, /ck/? Mine is marble.
Marble cake is goat. Great taste OP.
>>8404540
Pic related - chocolate cake with chocolate sauce at the bottom.
Also tres leches.
Which one should I have, /ck/?
Buffalo chicken roller
ugh, none of them.
>>8404015
You should have a slow, painful death for eating gas station food.
What treats/dishes are you eating today?
>>8403817
xmas dinner
best meal of the year
>>8403834
Brussel sprouts right by dish. Personal dish just has assorted meat and bread. Jesus man, eat some greens.
>>8403817
Pork carnitas, fried yuca, and fried plantains
got some kalamata olives for tapenade, fancy cheeses, and a baguette as an appetizer also
also a giant bag of nacho cheese doritos
Just in time for the holidays. 25 tacos made in Mexico. Might make a gringo taco version if I have time.
First up is smoked marlin taquitos. semi rolled smoked marlin taquitos crisped over a grill and topped with a sweet chipotle and avocado dressing
guisado tacos. braised/stewed meats wrapped over a tortilla
Asada tacos. different from 99% of the asada tacos you find in your food truck or local taqueria, real asada always needs to be cooked under mesquite or charcoal. Flour Tortilla is the preference .
tacos de canasta.
filthy chilango tacos that are steamed.
I tried to make half sours using 3.5% brine.
I left them for a week, but the pickles taste quite salty.
Any tips?
My waifu has that exact same outfit. Spent like 15 bucks on the gacha for it.
Nobody does pickling?
>>8403122
No, the only thing we do here is discuss fast food