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>>8445733
okay

>>8445733
t. Michael J Fox

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slice and soak a potato

>>8445732
Just double dip in the breading.

>>8445732

You have to be black desu

>>8445797
He is trying to make it not steal it

Not eat it

I pack it deep and tight into my ass. Then I shit out the popcorn log and slice it thin and fry it. I then toss Popped Shit Corn chips at your whore mother.

>>8445176
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're referring to as Popcorn, is in fact, Corn/Pop, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Corn plus Pop. Pop is not a mode of cooking unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Corn system made useful by the Corn kernel, starches and vital micro-nutrients comprising a full Food as defined by Modernist Cuisine.

Many chefs run a modified version of the Corn system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Corn which is widely used today is often called Popcorn, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Corn system, developed by the Corn Farmers of America.

There really is a Popcorn, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Popcorn is the processed kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of a cooking system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete kitchen. Pop is normally used in combination with the Corn system: the whole system is basically Corn with Pop added, or Corn/Pop. All the so-called Popcorn distributions are really distributions of Corn/Pop!

It usually starts with this and spirals downward into pizza and soda.

https://www.starbucks.com/menu/food/hot-breakfast/bacon-gouda-breakfast-sandwich

Seriously, this thing is the size of my palm and it has over half your daily cholesterol. The fact that it's like $6 and I could easily make it at home adds to the guilt.

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>>8445021
Jack in the Box has egg rolls?

>>8445021
>Ordering food out of self-loathing
Wow, that's fucked up.

>>8444951
>"hey could you leave out the cheese from that pasta, I love pasta but ever since I was a kid- it's the weirdest thing I know- ever since I was a kid I hated cheese. Thanks"

>hey bro can you hold the cheese on my burger? You see when I was a kid I spilled mac n cheese on myself so I'm gonna need you to keep the cheddar to yourself

>>8444955
then she'll inquire more and then I'll have to explain and she'll think I'm a fucking sperg and another failed instance of doing sex to a cute asian girl will pass
my heart cannot take much more failure I think it would be easier to just get over this phobia

>>8444939
kill yourself

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Now THIS is more like it

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My boy Miller Lite is getting fucked

>knives facing the wall

>>8444580
VahChef is pretty great. The amount of oil he uses seems ridiculous though

AlmazanKitchen is comfy af, check it out

Greg's kichen

>>8443668
What if pork is my favorite

>>8443749
Yes

>>8443668
>that's the best damn barbecue in the state of Alabama!
Laugh my ass off at that every time

bread with butter

>>8443473
get out of here you boars head shill

>>8443481
fuck off with your inferior brand roast beefs and turkeys.

Those are really the only thing I like from them, and occasionally chicken I guess.

If you're not a local, you realize it's just another shitty adjunct lager. If you are a local, you think it's great and worth the extra couple dollars

>>8443336

This. It's basically mediocre swill not worth your time or a thread.

/thread

>>8443336
Not OP but Yuengling is the best beer in America. Fuck Micro-Breweries.

>>8443188
eat whatever you want. i don't give a shit

>>8443191
welp I guess we can close /ck/ down now

almost no calories
its like drinking water but with the texture of milk

yes drink almond milk

cows milk hurts you in the long run

Texas has about an 11.5% adult diabetes rate, putting it ahead of about 37 states. Yeah, it's not in the top 10 but there is no factual basis on which to claim that Texans don't love their sweets.

>>8442990
>Texas doesn't like sweet things
>A restaurant known for its ketchup doesn't feature ketchup

Nigga wut?

I'm in tears!!

i live in texas and you have got to be TROLLING!!

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>>8442937
Gorgeous handle, cant see the beatiful wood grain on this one, its a dark stain.

>>8442944
>>8442937
Do you sharpen it yourself with a whet stone?

>>8442952
Yes, it has been about a week though. Worth the time investment.

Maybe you should have ordered the pizza after they showed up?

Are you autistic?

>>8442801
eat the two smaller pizzas, freeze the large into individual slices
the brownies will keep for a little while

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>>8442801
Give them to a homeless refugee, just don't tell them there is pork in it

Cheese and tomato pizza, extra cheese, tikka sauce instead of tomato sauce. Sliced chorizo. Maybe some fresh basil. Served with chocolate milk. (not joking).

Boiled rice with butter and salt

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I eat 2 buckets of extra crispy every week.

I'm skelly and white.