I was eating some cheese and crackers as a light snack when 6 crackers in I realized the cheese bloc had mold on the underside.
Am I gonna die?
RIP in peace, OP.
>>8448170
Probably.
If anything I'd be forcing myself to vomit before calling an ambulance, cheese mild is well known for causing botulism.
>>8448183
You're joking right
I thought botulism was a canned meats thing?
Hey guys. This is my first time visiting /ck/ and to be honest, it's nothing like I was expecting. I was expecting threads of aspiring chefs, discussions about our favorite chefs or gourmet dishes. Jesus at least our favorite food network shows. All I see is a bunch of fast food bullshit and fucking McChicken. Where's the passion for food guys?
Anyways, aspiring chef here. Anyone here a working chef/cook?
>>8448059
1) you've been to other boards and expect THE BEST of them? what boards are those? /wg/? /g/? /cg/l?
2)passion for food? few and far between. you have to lurk
3) see 2. there's usually an actual chef thread active but you have to learn 4chan to use it. You see, you use the "search" box that exists.
It was like you described when I first arrived. Then I took a break for a couple years and when I came back it was McTrolling, tipping, fast food threads, and 1 guy who does cook alongs. The occasional thread for OC. I'm not sure how this happened.
>shows up during australia posting hours
>expects quality content
i've been craving them for the past two weeks and i ate one yesterday but i still want more.
my favorite kind of burger is a wagyu burger.
discuss burgers
>>8447937
Wagyu means cow
It is just a breed
Unless you're eating in Japan you are not even getting the "famous" Wagyu because they don't export it
And it's not even the best meat breed in Japan
Remove yourself, plebian pretender
>>8447937
I love burger
Fucking cold ass Michigan. Even if I could get my grill to light I'd still have to stand outside to grill some burgers
What's your favorite food? Why?
cruicfers
because crunchy yet soft and delicious
you just wanted an excuse to post your boring webm
fuck off
fmiitmtbffs
Is drinking tap water a meme or what?
>>8447774
enjoy your salmonella
>>8447774
you are suppose to boil that shit
>>8447774
>drink tap water
>get raped by a bear
Every fucking time.
Hey /ck/ I recently watched this show called jojos bizzare adventures and they had this gum in it that was coffee flavored. It was based off a real brand but I think the real brand got discontinued so i was wondering does anyone know what i'm talking about? And if so, do you know where i can find something similar because I kinda want to try it. Sounds weird but might taste good
Pic related, what the label looked like
b-bump
This thread again? Again?
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free-time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow-minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to be yourself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
Pancake vs. French toast vs. Waffle
vs omelette with meat and peppers?
>>8447493
Nah fuck that shit.
>>8447482
french toast
waffles and pancakes are basically the same
What happened to this place?
-Restaurants always filthy
-Food is too expensive for the quality and portions served
-Food is bland, dry, and overly greasy
-The advertisements are annoying and insulting to the Colonel
-Extra crispy is not crispy at all
-No longer an okay play to bring a date
-Food isn't made to order which results in tons of food being thrown out because no one ordered it in time
>-No longer an okay play to bring a date
...did you at some point think that was okay?
>>8447471
Actually quite good here. Except the chicken is salty as f**c
apparently it's better in other countries, going to try some when I go to japan in march. I see no reason to go to kfc instead of popeyes where I live.
Find a flaw.
>>8447466
forgot the ketchup
>>8447466
forgot the ranch
In desperate need of some anchovies.
Going to Steak and Shake in about 15 minutes. Which shake should I get?
What does their beer list look like?
>>8447362
Oreo red velvet
>>8447386
this
>tfw no Steak n Shake near me
What is some bomb ass tea I can make using my keurig machine?
>>8447312
>bomb ass tea
>keurig machine
wut
>>8447379
They have tea k cups
>>8447390
>anything good
>from a Keurig
I got a Keurig as a gift once, and threw it away the second Target's Archer Farm's brand discontinued their Dulce de Leche coffee K-cups.
hello. quick question, two of my friends wont drink whiskey. not that there is anything wrong with that but i just want them to be open minded about it. so i wanted them to taste some whiskey from me. any reccomendations about a good beginner whiskey is?
Something mild, smooth, and sweet is best for beginners. I'd recommend an Irish like Jameson's, or maybe a popular Speyside malt like Glenfiddich 12 or Glenlivet 12.
Glenlivet 12 was the whisky that convinced me I could enjoy whisky. It tastes of honey and green apples.
I would say avoid bourbon to start with. The flavors and aroma are very strong and might be a little offputting (they were for me anyways).
Maybe start with some scotch. Make sure they understand how to sip it and give them some water to dilute if they need it.
>>8447175
>any reccomendations about a good beginner whiskey is?
Of course.
It's Jamesons.
Pro: No smoke. No gross peat flavor. All the offensive flavors in scotch aren't there. That's from hard work. They roast the grain from underneath the brick floor (think roman baths), so no smoke enters the grain (scots couldn't figure that shit out, hah.). Then the irish in their mostly deforested country, got some preused sherry casks from Spain (this is charred inside, not just fresh oak like US bourbon). Well, in addition to complex and lovely sherry flavor added to the whisky, the pre-aging opened up access to lovely sweetness from the partially charred wood resin just under the char. The sherry took a long time to make that accessible, and you got sweetness from the resin in your irish whisky in as little as 3 years, not 25 years of waiting.
Source: I took the Midleton Distillery Tour at 10am with a hangover. And, see, I remembered all that? I was also the chosen taste tester, and got to compare Jameson to another 8 brands side by side, lucky me!
Also, don't be afraid to not serve it straight up. Make some whisky sours with fresh lemon (not sour mix), giving that peel a nice twist too, and copious amounts of cherries. Shake it all up really nice and sweet with a splash of the juice in there too. After about 3 of these guys, they'll have a love for the back end flavors of whisky, I'm sure. Jameson is indeed inoffensive to most people. Maker's Mark is probably the next stop up in flavor.
I need recipes and diet plans for keto diet.
>>8446979
meal plans*
it's late and i'm retarded
Don't. Just don't eat until you're hungry. Retrain your body to know what hunger actually feels like by doing a fast, then just wait for that feeling and eat until you're satiated.
This whole 'three meals a day' bullshit needs to stop. It decreases food quality because people don't have enough time to cook three times a day and makes people consume too many calories.
>hurr soda is bad, too much sugar!
>hurr fast food is bad, too much sugar!
>proceeds to eat fruit every day
You realise fruit is just fucking sugar right? Shut the fuck up
>>8446961
sugars, essential vitamins and amino acids, fiber, and small amounts of protien
vs
Sugar
faggit
>>8446961
>Midwesterner logic.
>>8446961
yes but fruit actually offers other useful nutrients where as soda and fast food do basically nothing but harm your body
Beef stew is a food everybody likes, because it is good
How do you make beef stew?
Beef + beef stock + potato + carrot + celery + diced onion + 1 liter of sriracha for me
I don't particularly, nor any other single pot meals... Chillies, curries, goulashes, whatever.
>>8446974
Jambalaya?